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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 9 Two Heads, Double The Fun (Recap)

American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 9 Two Heads, Double The Fun (Recap)

December 12, 2014 by tamaratattles 58 Comments

AHS Freak two head gif

By: Urethra Franklin

Dandy visit’s Maggie at the Freak Show for a fortune reading because he’s having some bad luck with the ladies. She tells him that his voice is very familiar. Maybe if he calls her ‘tiny tits’ again that may jog her memory of almost being sawed in half by him in episode 4. Maggie was less creative this time than she was with Elsa’s reading because she tells him that the crystal ball is clear, and his indiscretion would be forgotten. He calls Maggie his savior & slaps down a Benjamin and startles her by grabbing her hand real hard as he compliments her on her talents. I suspect Dandy knows her reading was a load of #bullshit.

What her crystal ball didn’t reveal is that Dandy bludgeoned & decapitated the Avon Lady. He then sewed her head onto his mother’s body creating his own “puppet mother” marionette so that he can pretend he’s playing with Dot & Bette. #TeamCrazy

Jimmy is drunk & spoon feeding Ima, The Fat Lady, a big bowl of pudding with so much sexual innuendo & double entendres that it could have been a scene from some ‘gainer porn’.  Google that Freaktards because it’s a freakishly real thang! Ima just giggles with delight as he slaps her meaty ass. #BBW

Even though Chrissy Metz (Ima) is a big beautiful woman, her character is wearing a fat suit to appear larger. Am I the only that notices how awfully obvious it is? The special effects are inconsistent considering something impossible like conjoined twins looks more realistic on camera than Ima Wiggles as a #FauxFatty.

Then Jimmy sees Dandy as he’s leaving & confronts him about the twins’ whereabouts. Plus he accuses him of being a murderer & the second clown in the woods. He throws a punch at Dandy but misses and falls down drunk. Since Jimmy took the twins’ away from him, Dandy vows revenge, “I am your God. You need to suffer. I’m going to destroy you and everything you love. It will be so much fun.”

Elsa & Stanley searched Ethel’s trailer & found a suicide note that she left for Jimmy telling him where the twins were hidden. They found them in a motel in West Palm Beach and tell them lies that a town mob is killing freaks and Ethel was the first victim, and they need to go hide at a safer place. Dot is suspicious of Elsa; but Elsa lies and says that she is fulfilling her wish & has contacted the surgeon that can separate them and he is on his way. Of course Dot be smiling & Bette be worrying. #YingYang

While Desiree searches the camp for the twins with Maggie, she runs into Theo Huxtable Angus T. Jefferson played by Malcolm Jamal Warner. He has come to visit her, but she dismisses him quickly and tells Maggie he is her beau. There was no further mention about him the rest of the episode.

 

AHS Fucking

 

Soon after, Desiree & Maggie walk in on Jimmy clumsily fucking Ima doggie style in the storage tent. Desiree laughs at them, but Maggie is jealous & yells at him for being drunk and sticking it in anything. She slaps him, and Ima gets in Maggie’s face & threatens to flatten her like a cracker. Jimmy likes Ms. WigglesOnMyDick and crudely grabs her “knockers” & says “she tastes like a lemon-lime lollipop”, and then he pukes. #Sourpuss

Next Jimmy goes to a Tupperware party gig to perform his finger banging services for the suburban housewives. The hostess comes out from the bedroom unsatisfied because he’s drunk & missing his aim.  She paid him anyway & asked him to leave.  Jimmy staggers out to the living room and in his drunken despair has hallucinations of his dead mother.

He drops to his knees, hugging her with his head buried in her bosom. While she lectures him & tells him to get over his grief, some bizarre parallel conversation is going on between the housewives & ‘Ethel’ about Tupperware. When he snaps back into reality he realizes that he was hugging one of the housewives instead of his mother. Just moments after he leaves Dandy shows up at the front door. He charmed his way into the house with flattery & pretends that he has car problems and needed to use the phone.

Stanley & Elsa drive the twins to a small metal barn in a secluded area. They tell the twins that they will have to stay there until the doctor arrives. There’s a makeshift medical table, and Dot wants to know why the doctor would do their surgery there. Bette begins to panic at the thought, but Stanley stresses to all that the table is only for the initial exam, and the surgery would be at the hospital. Of course Dot is down with plan and the possibility of a normal life; but Bette isn’t because it’s barbaric, and she doesn’t like the idea of living her life split right down the middle. This is so dumb. Who gets the #vajayjay?

In a flashback we see that Elsa is apprehensive to Stanley about either plans of murder or risky surgery because she loves her monsters. He then tells Elsa that the separation surgery is the better option and a win for everyone. Elsa can go off to Hollywood, and the twins can stay at the Freak Show living two separate lives. Conniving Stanley has Elsa wrapped around his finger. Unbeknown to Elsa, Stanley’s real plan is to have the twins euthanized in the metal barn. Oh Gawd so much stupidity happening. PLEASE give me the needle drip. #NoMercy

AHS Freak Afterparty

Back in suburbia, the Tupperware party hostess’ husband arrives home and screams when he finds the carnage of all the housewives floating in the indoor swimming pool. The water was blood red from end to end. Horrifying as the scene is, it perversely resembles a classic desert dish of the 1950’s… Red fruit #JelloMold.

Dandy is back at his mansion preparing another blood bath. He harvested blood from the murdered housewives in Tupperware, and he’s pouring a bowl into his tub when Regina walks in and says that she’s called the cops regarding her missing mother. Dandy, very casually, says that he killed her mother. Regina looks like she just had the wind knocked out of her. He cocks his head to side to side with a “now what” look.  Gasping for breath she notices blood splatter stains & asks if they came from her mother. He admits Dora was killed weeks ago, and that he killed his mother too. #ThugLife

He tells Regina he’s discovered the power of bathing in blood, and he wants to take a bath with the blood from some ladies he killed earlier. She tries to leave but he rushes to the door and locks her inside his room. He corners her & tells her that he loves killing. He loves having control over peoples’ lives, and killing is his destiny, “I’m finally happy.” She’s terrified & he’s in her face, and I LOL when he picked a piece of lint off of her jacket. #OCD

AHS Dandy regina bath

He gleefully invites her to get in the bathtub with him like when they were kids & disrobes. Dandy has no interest in killing Regina and demands she get in the tub while standing in front of her in all his naked glory. She wants to leave, but he scoffs that she is a bore. Surprisingly he unlocks the door.  As she runs out he screams, “I am ABOVE THE LAW. BEYOND THE LAW. I AM THE LAW!!” #BathSaltCrazy

Still in the metal barn, Dot and Bette talk more about the surgery. Bette says that everyone thinks she’s the dumb one, but she pays attention. She knows only one of them can survive the surgery. Dot wants to do it because she is tired of living her life in this “arranged marriage” with her sister. Bette knows that she can’t survive without Dot. She would rather “one of them truly live than both of them withering away together.” She cries that she would like to sacrifice her life if it meant that Dot could have a full & normal one. Both cry as they tell each other, “I love you.”

Under the night sky with the Freak Show circus visible in background, Dell is walking down a road drinking out of his flask. Stanley gets out of his car & taunts Dell about Andy, his missing hustler-lover. Dell is rattled & on edge. Stanley tells him to chill out & accuses Dell of being “half-cocked.” If you’ve studied gay-cruising 101, you won’t be surprised that Stanley used that as a segway to whip out his 13 inch dick. Dell just stared it at, “Holy shit, you’re a freak.” Stanley starts slapping his schlong & begins to masturbate while Dell just stares it at like it’s a glass of ice-cold lemonade in the middle of the desert. Stanley kicks it up a notch with some dirty talk trying to seduce Dell to engage in their “dirty secret.” #GagWorthy

Later in his trailer, Dell tries to write a letter to Desiree. He tears out the page. Next he tries to write one addressed to Jimmy. He tears that out also. Finally he addresses one to “My son.” He’s still drinking & is very drunk, and he’s thinking about his earlier encounter with Stanley. Dell is writing a suicide note; but before he finishes, Ma Petite’s ghost squeals at him “SIGN IT!” like a Notary of Death.

He steps up on a chair to hang himself but then Ethel’s ghost appears because she wants to watch & calls him a coward. Dell is crying & can’t take the shame anymore for being “what I am.”  She tells him how he wears his shame on the inside, whereas all the other freaks are forced to wear theirs on the outside. No matter how strong he is bending steel, he’s always been weak.  She tells him to get back on that chair and “Get it done.”

He hangs himself and starts flailing, maybe to breathe, maybe to save himself. We get his first person view of almost blacking out with blurred vision & spots of light, but then Desiree says his name. I’m not sure if the rope snapped from his weight or Desiree cut it, but Dell survived.

Stanley is in his motel room with his regular male prostitute. The ‘himbo hooker’ is dressed up as a sexy doctor doing double duty. First rehearsing his lines for Stanley’s half-assed plan to euthanize the twins; and secondly doing what he probably does best, looking hot with no gag reflex. #DeepThroat

Regina comes back to the mansion with a detective Colquitt. Dandy graciously invites them in because he has nothing to hide. Y’all know how he has no self-awareness and has admits everything to anyone. He tells the detective that Regina is not a liar and Dora & his mother must be dead. Dandy goes on about what he’s done and says that he has money & power, and he will get away with all of it. He gets close to the detectives face and tells him that he is God & nothing can stop him now.

Detective Colquitt opens the holster to his gun as a precaution. The detective tells Dandy that he better stop talking, as he’s digging himself a hole. Dandy says, “How about you dig a hole for her,” pointing to Regina, “and I’ll pay you a million dollars CASH.” Immediately the detective shoots Regina in the head & kills her…  And VOILA for the second time in two AHS seasons (like Kathy Bates’ decapitation) Gabourey Sidibe suffers a gunshot blast to the head. #HistoryRepeating

Dandy Mott’s family owns a company very similar to Mott Food products? OMG how did the FX lawyers let them use that company’s name? I suddenly have an urge for some apple juice. #Thirsty

AHS FREAK Topless

Back at camp, the twins are waiting for Jimmy in his trailer. He’s still drunk. Dot says that they were about to do something horrible, the surgery, but that they’ve decided not to go through with the separation. Dot has finally realized that she & her sister belong together, and she is ready to live a happy life. Dot expresses her condolences about Ethel.

She tells Jimmy that she’s in love with him and wants to replace his pain with love. Dot drops their robe (pardon my subject verb disagreement), and she/they are topless. She bares her soul and offers herself sexually to him while Bette looks off to the side appearing emotionally disconnected. Jimmy asks Bette how she feels about this because it is her body too, but she assures him they would have privacy when she shuts her eyes & disappears. Since Jimmy has been such a man-slut, I’m expecting some freaky conjoined-twin threesome. After kissing each other, OMG Dot is doing the hard sell that they have two mouths to devote to him. Oh yes she went there. Jimmy sweetly turns Dot down because he is in love with somebody else…Who? Maggie or Ima?

The police have found Jimmy’s glove at a murder scene and showed up to his trailer to arrest him for the Tupperware party massacre. #TheEnd

COMMENTARY: This is was a good & entertaining episode on a superficial level. But where the hell is the horror in American Horror Story? I just live for any & all of Dandy’s scenes. So far he is the most consistent character. Everyone else just seems to change their minds & personalities in each episode.  Personally I think writers are setting up Dandy for a Mordrake visit. Remember Evil Face chose to kill Twisty because he had no remorse or feeling that he had done anything wrong, just like Dandy Mott. Plus I would love to see him & his killer wardrobe for eternity in Hell.

Thanks for reading Freaktards. Of course I have more snark & commentary to add below, so please read and join me down there and share your thoughts too. Please stalk me like Stanley looking for a blowjob @Urethra_F

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  1. Ellis Scarlett says

    December 12, 2014 at 7:50 pm

    This season is not nearly as scary now that Twisty is gone. He was terrifying.

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    • tamaratattles says

      December 12, 2014 at 8:02 pm

      ​I don’t get what you people are talking about it not being scary. I am freaked out by the pictures and just try to scan the recap to find a place to put a picture I think might be in the wrong place! I have to select said pictures from people floating in pools of blood and a body WITH AN EXTRA DEAD HEAD SEWN ONTO IT and such…

      And then, you Freaktards sit around and say things like “where is the horror in this Freak Show?”

      Y’all is some sick puppies I tell you. SICK.

      On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 7:50 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        December 12, 2014 at 8:53 pm

        TT the horror in this season is very campy. Plus we as viewers know when the murders are gonna happen. No suspense there. Dandy shows up to tupperware party in an episode titled “Tupperware Party Massacre”. #DUH. We know from the weekly promo that there was a 2nd head to be sewn on a body. No suspense there. It needs to be a surprise for it to be horror. And they way it is directed, it’s almost comical. TWISTY the clown was the only the scary element of the season.

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        • tamaratattles says

          December 12, 2014 at 10:15 pm

          but…but…but… it’s surprising TO ME!

          When you recap Big Brother I just want to come over and have a pajama party with you and watch. And then, when Coven came, I still thought we could have a pajama party and I even watched.

          And this season…. I just want to be sure you are secured chained up at night. ​

          On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 8:53 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >

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        • tamaratattles says

          December 12, 2014 at 10:18 pm

          Also, I am sure UF is unhappy with the picture selection this week. Sadly, it’s not really possible for him to place the pictures… and I always do a poor job.

          Sorry about that. I’m sensey and I honestly don’t even know the names and it’s me trying to figure out who is a sewn on head and who is dead in a pool of blood and who … well you get it..​

          On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 10:15 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > > but…but…but… it’s surprising TO ME! > > When you recap Big Brother I just want to come over and have a pajama > party with you and watch. And then, when Coven came, I still thought we > could have a pajama party and I even watched. > > And this season…. I just want to be sure you are secured chained up at > night. ​ > > On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 8:53 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: >> >>

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        December 12, 2014 at 10:40 pm

        There is only one picture that wasn’t posted that I would have loved, and it was the blood red pool water with floating bodies in it. Only because it reminded me of red fruit Jell-O Mold. Yeah I’m a sick puppy.

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      • pam says

        December 15, 2014 at 8:05 pm

        LOL Omgosh, that had me laughing…we are sick. I don’t think it’s scary this season either or any season really. I didn’t watch the first season though. It’s kind of boring and I don’t even watch horror movies because they scare me. This show lacks the “boo” element that makes you jump…everything is so slow it almost seems normal for Dandy to sew the extra head on his moms body. lol The lack of the “boo” element makes it totally watchable imho. lol

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  2. steve says

    December 12, 2014 at 7:58 pm

    do you think dell serviced stanley before hanginh himself? mordrake is summoned on halloweeen if tbe freaks rehearse/perform, how will he return now? i figured his and twistys return will be in flashback form from jimmy telling who dandy really is, a wannabe clown who kills. they never say how much time passes on the show so maybe its halloween ahain already, paul is doing ok and he had elsas knife in his gut a few weeks ago but mot long enough for the infection a gut wound would cause medically untreated, we are still waiting on that ambulance elsa didnt call for him. always more questions. thanks UF for doing this for us

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 12, 2014 at 8:49 pm

      I think 100% that Dell got some of that dick… and I never want to hear Stanley growl the world cock again.

      I think BOTH Jimmy & Dell were numbing their despair with alcohol & sex.

      Dandy will be around till the very last episode. What I said up above in my recap is just my theory. Yes the legend/superstition is that Mordrake visits on Halloween. Currently it is Xmas time at the Freak Show. I think maybe it’s possible by episode 13 the show would have advanced in time to Halloween, making Dandy or Elsa vulnerable to Mordrake & Evil Face. #MyTheory

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  3. Cyndy says

    December 12, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    Lol . . . . . We ARE some sick puppies! There isn’t even a hero in this!

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  4. Jacque says

    December 12, 2014 at 9:11 pm

    To borrow a favorite quote from the movie Heavy Metal, “He dies. She dies. Everyone dies.” That’s how I see it ending…

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    • Cyndy says

      December 12, 2014 at 9:18 pm

      How else can they justify this?

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  5. Angel says

    December 12, 2014 at 9:36 pm

    As usual, a great recap UF. I liked it and did not like the episode.

    I was now convinced Maggie does have some extra power. I thought there was some kind of scene shown when she was gazing in her crystal ball for Dandy. I was afraid she would tell what she saw and be next on his hit list. Of course, I cannot remember the scene now.

    This one had so much sex in it, without ever showing body parts, I am surprised it passed the sniff test for regular cable.

    How the heck did the twins find their way back to Jimmy the looser’s caravan from the secluded old barn where they were stashed away? No GPS in the 50’s, no pay phones in old barns to call a cab. Would anyone pick them up if they were thumbing? I doubt it.

    Yes, Ima’s fat padding is very unrealistic around her upper body. It looks like they put her in one of those blimpy fake Sumo wrestler padded suits.

    I hate Dandy more than you like him, I bet. He looks normal but is the biggest freak. The one’s born freaks are mostly nice people. Too much was written for Dandy’s character IMO. There are far more interesting characters that could have been further explored. Some gay guy taken with his looks must be doing the writing. 🙂

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    • steve says

      December 13, 2014 at 12:32 am

      knowing there are people who are like Dandy is whats scary to me. the sick freak that looks “normal” or even “upstanding” that prey on the world. nobody would give Twisty a ride looking as he did, but Dandy can waltz right in.

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      • Angel says

        December 13, 2014 at 1:22 am

        Dandy’s crazy Mother gave Twisty a ride, if I remember correctly. It figures, she thought her son was both sweet and a killer.

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        December 13, 2014 at 2:10 am

        Knowing now what I know about Gloria, I can’t believe that she did that.

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  6. Urethra Franklin says

    December 12, 2014 at 9:43 pm

    I think Ethel at the tupperware party was just Jimmy’s hallucination, but I think Ethel in Dell’s trailer was her ghost. Plus I think Ma Petite was a hallucination only because she is too innocent to be a Notary of Death.

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  7. Urethra Franklin says

    December 12, 2014 at 10:41 pm

    So who do y’all think Jimmy is in love with? Maggie or Ima?

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  8. Urethra Franklin says

    December 12, 2014 at 10:44 pm

    One of the women at the Tupperware party, the one in the orange/red shirt (who didn’t speak) was Heather Langenkamp from “A Nightmare On Elm Street”.

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  9. Urethra Franklin says

    December 12, 2014 at 10:47 pm

    I really want to see how in the hell Dandy was able to gain control of 8-10 women and kill them all with no one escaping or being heard. #PlotHoles. Did he spike their punch first?

    There blood hand marks on the glass windows, and one of the screens in the indoor pool patio was kicked out, so there was some struggling going on.

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    • Smidge says

      December 13, 2014 at 1:28 am

      Perhaps he took over Jimmy’s role as gigolo and lured them into the bedroom one by one? Doubt they’d take much persuading.

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    • Audrey says

      December 14, 2014 at 1:06 am

      I thought the same thing but then I remembered that Richard Speck killed all those nurses by himself with just a knife.

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    • Frosty says

      December 14, 2014 at 10:55 am

      ITA. The jello pool was a striking visual, but Dandy hasn’t shown himself to be a genius serial killer. He’s relied on surprising his victims in a closed environment with 1 exit (I overthink these things, ha!). So I didn’t buy that he could take down that many people, fighting for the lives, and him unarmed to boot.

      I wonder if all this was just to get Dandy into a swimming pool of blood, for his daily beauty treatment, but it got cut?

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    • Riley says

      December 15, 2014 at 11:39 am

      OMG!! People are dropping like flies. It’s a constant reminder that the season end is quickly coming into view. What episode was this? 9 or 10? I think they are going to kill off everyone but one….who might that be?

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 15, 2014 at 9:55 pm

      Riley this was episode 9. The next episode is #10 on Wed 12/15…. Yes a lot of characters have died. But I promise you that we will see some these people again. #SPOILER

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  10. Urethra Franklin says

    December 12, 2014 at 10:54 pm

    Where you surprised to find out that Dandy Mott’s family was wealth was inspired by Mott’s, as in apple juice? They didn’t say juice on the show, but he reference spinach. I got a kick out of that new tidbit.

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    • Angel says

      December 13, 2014 at 1:26 am

      Dandy’s crazy Mother gave Twisty a ride, if I remember correctly. It figures, she thought her son was both sweet and a killer.

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  11. Would You Like Some Tea?? says

    December 12, 2014 at 10:55 pm

    Thanks for the recap, UF!! I couldn’t figure out why Strong Man was staring at Stanley’s package. 13’s?? No thank you. Lol. I thought his package was going to be shaped funny or something.

    This season may not be scary but it is among the best, in my opinion. The Asylum was the dud. New Orleans was the best.

    I’m really looking forward to what they do with the OJ Simpson story.

    I will be pissed if Lobster Boy doesn’t get out of prison soon.

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 12, 2014 at 10:58 pm

      HUH WHAT OJ SIMPSON STORY?

      Asylum was the scariest season of all the wholes series. Now that show was true horror.

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  12. Urethra Franklin says

    December 12, 2014 at 10:57 pm

    Did the rope snap on Dell or did Desiree cut him down? It looked like she put something on the counter when he fell to the ground. Maybe scissors?

    Maybe the rope didn’t snap, but maybe the metal thing that he tied it too from the ceiling of the trailer gave way to his weight?

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  13. Urethra Franklin says

    December 12, 2014 at 11:01 pm

    I’m glad Regina’s gone. Shot in the head… again. But this time there are no witchy powers to heal herself.

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    • steve says

      December 13, 2014 at 12:23 am

      i am curious how she really advanced the storyline. was it just to show the rich can buy power? or is her appearance just to get her in this season somehow.

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      • Smidge says

        December 13, 2014 at 1:29 am

        As much as I want to like her, GS’ acting is so, so bad. Distractingly so. I’m glad there’s no more Regina.

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    • Angel says

      December 13, 2014 at 1:30 am

      It sure seemed like Gabourey/Regina thought she only had a few one liner scenes then she’d be killed off. Therefore, no reason to really try acting too hard.

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        December 13, 2014 at 2:14 am

        Since she was a childhood friend of Dandy’s, I really thought she was going to have a more important role in his demise. Or at the very least be someone that is minimally immune to his murdering ways. “Oh I’m not going to kill you Regina, You’re the most sensible one here” he tells her. Then he pays off the detective to kill her for him. Even before that he bargained with his mother that if she killed Regina that he would go to therapy. For some reason Dandy did not want to kill Regina himself. I wonder why.

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      • kkarlmcf says

        December 15, 2014 at 5:11 am

        I don’t think Dandy could ever bring himself to kill Regina himself because he really did see her as his bff who always knew his true self (and most likely acknowledged it). I think in his twisted mind he really cared for her and had no interest at all in killing her.
        IMHO I feel like he only killed her because she was bound to become a wrench in his killing plans. If she placated him in any fashion, she’d still be alive.

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  14. Cyndy says

    December 13, 2014 at 12:59 am

    Lol . . . . Be very very afraid of pajama parties!

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  15. Frosty says

    December 13, 2014 at 1:34 am

    Thanks for recapping UF, always look forward to reading it.
    It’s funny you talked about the horror deficit this season, because this was the episode it drove home how much I miss the uncanny and the disturbing aspects of seasons 2 and 3.

    Not that this season isn’t fucking crazy. Maybe I’m just jaded, but the most disturbing part of this sason is the the opening every week. Now that freaks me out.

    I think you’re right about Mordred returning.

    Part of the problem may be this is the first season that it is well lit. Lots of daylight and pretty colors. That hazy nostalgia filter they use sometimes. It’s throwing me off damn it.

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 13, 2014 at 2:23 am

      Season 2- AHS:Asylum will always be the scariest season because:
      The Asylum itself & its condition
      Alien Abductions
      Bloody Face 1
      Bloody Face 2
      Exorcism
      Devil Nun
      Those flesh eating mutants in the woods.
      The Holocaust
      The serial killing deranged murdering Santa
      Black Angel of Death
      Dr. Arden
      Dr. Thredson
      And OMFG and that damn song by Soeur Sourire – “Dominique” that soothed the patients that played all the time drove me insane.

      Did I leave anything else scary out?

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      • steve says

        December 13, 2014 at 8:08 am

        still cant get that song out of my head.

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      • Tamara says

        December 13, 2014 at 8:58 am

        Also the insane electro shock therapy was scary to me! Just knowing that type of “therapy” was really used back then freaks me out. Asylum was by far the scariest season!!!

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      • Frosty says

        December 13, 2014 at 10:53 am

        Gawd I loved season 2. Oh, maybe I’ll start the new year with a nice rematch lol

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        December 13, 2014 at 1:17 pm

        I shouldn’t have itemized all the scary things about Asylum right before my bedtime. I had disturbed sleep all night.

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      • tulsateacher says

        December 15, 2014 at 8:30 pm

        I spent my entire weekend bingewatching “Asylum” and I freaking loved it! I started watching “Freak Show” because of you UT. Your hashtags are everything! #sourpuss=perfection! “Asylum” made me so uncomfortable and on edge and after watching it I better understand Ryan Murphy’s love of Sarah Paulson. I also took notice when Pepper, in one of her moments of clarity, made a speech about how they are all freaks #tiein. I know they are going to bring the possessed nun this season and we will find out Pepper’s backstory. I’m going to watch “Coven” next. Thanks UT for turning me into a very obsessed freaktard!

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        December 15, 2014 at 9:50 pm

        Tulsa welcome to Freaktard family here. I recapped Coven last year too,so after you catch up & watch it, check out the recaps. It’s easy to find by using the search box, or the category link somewhere on the page depending on your device.

        Since you mentioned that scene with Pepper with her moment of clarity, do you know which episode that was??? I know it was towards the end of the series, but I NEED & WANT to see that scene again, but don’t feel like searching. If anybody else knows please tell me.

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      • tulsateacher says

        December 15, 2014 at 10:13 pm

        I don’t remember the exact scene but it was when she was playing midwife. I want to say it was the Nazi doctor that she was talking to… Damnit now I want to rewatch the scene but I’ve already returned the dvds to the library. I’m on the waiting list for Coven and I will most definitely be going through TTs archives so I can read your posts. Oh and thanks for sending me down the gainer porn rabbit hole. Heehee

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        December 15, 2014 at 10:33 pm

        Tulsa you’re a sick fuck. I like you.

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      • tulsateacher says

        December 16, 2014 at 2:39 pm

        Oh, you have no idea just how twisted I am UT. I also googled “enlarged clitorises” just for shits and giggles. And yes, they do look like penises strangely enough. #sickfuck

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        December 16, 2014 at 4:05 pm

        Tulsa I assumed the first 3 times u wrote UT, it was typo. If you are going to keep calling me UT at least write UTI.. #LOL xoxox UF

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      • tulsateacher says

        December 16, 2014 at 8:26 pm

        How embarrassing! New to the party and I’ve already insulted the host! Sorry UF! You know, I was thinking about how Gloria picked up Twisty and brought him home to Dandy… Maybe she was hoping Twisty would do what she couldn’t and kill her psychopathic son. I think one reason she was such a nervous nellie is because she was in constant fear for her life! And look how that turned out! Love you UF with the UTI

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      • Urethra Franklin says

        December 17, 2014 at 4:06 pm

        Haha well my name is Urethra for a reason.

        Hey Freaktards, my precap for tonight’s very special episode with Pepper’s backstory should be posted very soon. See y’all tonight in that thread.

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  16. Tamara says

    December 13, 2014 at 9:01 am

    I confess that I have lost some of my love for AHS this season. In fact I haven’t even watched the past couple of episodes but just came here and read the recaps. I still am DVR-ing it so at some point I will watch I’m sure. But for now I am not waiting on pins and needles for the new episodes like in previous seasons!!

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 13, 2014 at 8:33 pm

      Though still entertaining, by the end of the season AHS:FreakShow will probably be my 4th favorite out of the series.

      What’s so scary about a white privilege rich dude who doesn’t like the word NO? I want more creative stuff like that snuff film. That was beyond scary.

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  17. catazure says

    December 14, 2014 at 9:13 pm

    I was just thinking about Elsa’s snuff film and how gorrific (gory + horrific) that was and how horrific Twisty’s face and behavior were and wondering how much more horror people wanted??? I love the setting in 1950’s Florida when the weirdness here had not yet hit the voting booth…..Thank you, Urethra, for the re-caps and pre-caps. You make the show that much more enjoyable 🙂

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 15, 2014 at 1:10 am

      TY for reading. And a big Thank you for saying that I make the show more enjoyable ffor you. For that you are my Freaktard of the week!

      Reply
  18. Katherine says

    December 16, 2014 at 4:21 pm

    If it weren’t for your recaps, I’d dump this show. Buncha freaks getting offed and an inbred boy-child murderer on a spree. Ryan Murphy changing up the show mid-stream? It looks like it is suffering from an identity crisis. I miss Twisty.

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    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 16, 2014 at 4:59 pm

      It THRILLS me that my recaps keep you tuned into the show, but have NOT SEEN THE LAST OF TWISTY. Keep watching. #Spoiler

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  19. Popcorn and Vodka (@popcornandvodka) says

    December 17, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    I am with you on all the inconsistencies, Urethra!! Murphy is driving me crazy. I think he just throws a dart at a dreamboard every week to decide what will happen. #fixitjesus

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