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You are here: Home / Entertainment News / American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 9 “Tupperware Party Massacre” (Precap)

American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 9 “Tupperware Party Massacre” (Precap)

December 10, 2014 by tamaratattles 25 Comments

AHS Floating Bodies

By: Urethra Franklin

Warning:  Spoilers below if you consider a pic of Dandy naked a spoiler.

Originally several weeks ago it was reported that the title of AHS: Freak Show episode 9 was “The Fat Lady Sings.” Then the week that it was announced that Jimmy (Peter Evans) was performing a Nirvana song, it was reported on Entertainment Weekly that Ethel (Kathy Bates) was going to perform the song “Doll Parts” written & sung by grunge rocker icon Courtney Love & her band HOLE.  Well that expectation seemed unrealistic since Ethel was killed last week.  Now the official title of AHS: Freak Show episode 9 has been updated to “Tupperware Party Massacre.”

I think there was some confusion and wrongful speculation. It also doesn’t help that Freak Show is still currently in production and shooting new episodes while the show is still airing. I know some stories & the direction of AHS:Coven changed midway because of viewer’s love of certain characters.  I wish AHS would shoot the series in its entirety, and then air the story that the writers wanted to tell without going with the flow according to viewer’s response.  Coven might not have derailed if they did that. Besides could anyone realistically imagine Ethel with her Baltimore accent singing anything unless it was on The Gong Show? Oh shit! I just aged myself. #GenerationX

Anyway I share all of this with you because there is a chance that “Doll Parts” may or may not be sung tonight. If it is used, it would be performed by a different fat lady, Ima Wiggles. This is why I think other blogs got it wrong in the first place; they got confused by too many fat ladies.  Usually, the night before an episode with a song is on TV, the song is released on iTunes; but as of this writing this has not happened yet.AHS Freak Ima Guitar

Here is a spoiler photo of Ima Wiggles holding a guitar wearing a tiara on her head, which could be homage to Courtney Love because she wore a big ass crown on the cover of her album. Or it could be Ryan Murphy fucking with us Freaktards with fake spoilers.

Last week right before Dandy killed his mother, Gloria told him she loved all of him; even his madness. Well tonight,  Dandy crashes a Tupperware party in middle class suburbia by charming his way into a woman’s home under the pretense of borrowing her telephone. It’s the same house where a group of women from episode 1 got finger banged by Jimmy.  Instead of this party ending in orgasmic screams, it ends with the terror as they all end up dead floating face down in the pool.

AHS Freak Dandy sewing head

What else will happen tonight? Well there are always clues in the opening main titles that become obvious as the season progresses. Using “Doll Parts” makes sense in the context of the show because in the opening main title sequence there is a scene of a head coming off a two-headed doll & being assembled to another doll.  Is this a clue to what Dandy does in tonight’s show? In the promo we see that Dandy has sewn on a second head to Gloria’s body. This handsome psychopath has created his own customized conjoined twins doll for his personal amusement with his dead mother’s body. Whose head does Dandy use for his #SiameseBarbieTwins?

AHS Freak dot and bette crying

Speaking of conjoined twins, where are Dot & Bette? Last week Ethel hid them safely somewhere away from Elsa. But they are still in great danger as they are sought out by Elsa, Stanley, & crazy Dandy.  Tonight will be the beginning of some “changes” with the twins. Sarah Paulson told the Hollywood Reporter:  “Something happens that changes the course for them in terms of them maybe having a little bit more of a sense of togetherness. I know that sounds funny considering they’re very much physically together all of the time, but they’ve been very much at odds. And something happens that I think draws them to more of a common purpose.”

Tonight Maggie conducts another one of her “readings,” but this time with Dandy. Since her first reading with Elsa preceded some Mordrake mayhem, don’t be surprised if she sparks Dandy to some crazy action. Stanley and his big dick could be in some trouble.

AHS Freak Dandy bare ass

Regina tells Dandy that she’s called the police about her missing mother, but delusional Dandy terrorizes her by admitting he killed Dora, and brags that he’s a good killer too. And for all of you Dandy loving Freaktards, here’s a sneak peek spoiler photo of his bare ass for you to inappropriately drool over. There is nothing wrong with being randy for some #DandyCandy.

Watch American Horror Story: Freak Show tonight on FX at 10 ET, and this episode is 65 minutes long so add extra time to your dvr. Check back later for my recap, and please stalk me till you find me clutching some Tupperware while floating in a pool @Urethra_F

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  1. Jacque says

    December 10, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    Them are some hot buns!

    Reply
    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 10, 2014 at 8:04 pm

      I’m not sure if its him or a body double. I have to see how the “buns” are presented on the show, but I’m inclined to say it is indeed Dandy.

      Reply
  2. Cyndy says

    December 10, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    Thought “Dexter” was too weird (over the top) for me and I must be some kind of twisted human to tune in week after week. Now, I can’t get enough of “Freak Show”? What does this say about us?

    Reply
    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 11, 2014 at 2:07 am

      At least Dexter’s killings had a purpose & code of conduct. Dandy is like “ladadadadadalada oh look what I can do”

      Reply
  3. Urethra Franklin says

    December 10, 2014 at 11:19 pm

    Ryan Murphy, FUCK YOU for wasting my fucking time interpreting your fucking fake ass spoilers you mother fucking asshole.

    Other than that what a bizarre fucked up show this one was. For once I had many OMFG moments that had me yelling at the TV.

    Reply
    • Micheal says

      December 11, 2014 at 12:08 am

      I’m excited for this episode now. My usual source for the show is down, but I will watch this episode! Your recap will keep me interested while I have to wait.

      Reply
    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 11, 2014 at 2:46 am

      I am terribly sorry for wasting everyone’s time writing about this fucking song that was a non-mothafucking factor in this episode. I tried to give y’all some information that no one else had, but Ryan Murphy clearly trying to make a fool out of me by changing his show at the last minute because he is RyanFuckingMurphy… I mean there was fucking picture and everything of Ima Wiggles with a damn guitar! I still have some expectation that she will sing something but WTF do I know?

      Reply
      • Cat says

        December 12, 2014 at 4:18 pm

        We love you anyway, UF! Keep the spoilers coming! I love your posts!

        And…I’m still holding out for a return of Twisty.

        Reply
        • tamaratattles says

          December 12, 2014 at 5:06 pm

          ​I’m sorry, UF is unavailable at the moment. He is chained to the radiator working on his recap. 🙂

          On Fri, Dec 12, 2014 at 4:18 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote: > >

          Reply
  4. Teesa says

    December 10, 2014 at 11:32 pm

    Dandy is so fucking out of control, ( in a good, very sick way, looking for ward to kind of way)….my heart broke for Dot and Bette

    Reply
  5. Micheal says

    December 11, 2014 at 12:14 am

    Those Dandy glutes. What a fine actor. I hope he has a large roll in the next season too. 😉

    Reply
  6. catazure says

    December 11, 2014 at 12:24 am

    Looking forward to your recap and to watching my DVRd edition!

    Reply
  7. DarkThoughts says

    December 11, 2014 at 12:26 am

    This show has derailed. It crashed into Stanley’s 14 inch penis and came off the tracks. I want HORROR in my American Horror Story. Not sadness, like Bette’s rejection after baring her soul. Not injustice, like that damn cop shooting Regina. Or stupidity, like Jimmy being arrested for murder he didn’t commit.

    Fuck you, Ryan Murphy for making this episode almost boring.

    Reply
    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 11, 2014 at 1:59 am

      I agree with every word you wrote Dark Thoughts. Though this episode had many entertaining moments on a superficial level, it did suck for a show called AMERICAN HORROR STORY.

      Furthermore, of course I enjoyed Dandy’s insane descent deeper into madness, but he is coming off as a villain more suitable for a Batman movie than AMERICAN HORROR STORY.

      Reply
      • KWM says

        December 12, 2014 at 11:21 am

        This has always been my problem with Ryan Murphy. He seems incapable of not messing up his own shows. He is good for a max 2-3 season of any show after that they just start going downhill.

        Reply
  8. PandyPump says

    December 11, 2014 at 12:29 am

    UT, thanks for the post, still can’t wait for the episode. Love you, you are adorable!!!!

    Reply
    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 11, 2014 at 2:00 am

      xoxo 🙂 🙂 😛

      Reply
  9. Angel says

    December 11, 2014 at 2:45 am

    I hated this episode. Every decent person had died or got trouble and the real freaks, especially Dandy, keep on.This episode had zero imagination. The writers have coped out. I suppose now that Bette and Dot have both become nice, they’ll die. I hope Stanley gets his dick in the way of the saw.

    Reply
  10. Manic Mondays says

    December 11, 2014 at 8:35 am

    I’m trying my hardest to like this season like I did the previous season but it is just not doing it for me.

    Reply
  11. Samantha says

    December 11, 2014 at 10:17 am

    I loved this show ..but now I’m losing interest because they as killing off all the good freaks ! And why lose Kathy Bates … I love her ! ….but this guy now wanting to be a freak .. Killing the maid and his mo . … he’s boring me …. But of course I started watching it now I have to see how it ends …:-(

    Reply
    • Samantha says

      December 11, 2014 at 10:18 am

      Mom ….stupid keys … Or maybe my finders before a good cup of coffee after carpool in the morning …..

      Reply
  12. Julia says

    December 11, 2014 at 10:40 am

    I really hope at some point someone covers Doll Parts lol, and by the way Courtney Love isn’t the one wearing a crown on the cover of the album you’re referring to (Live Through This), it’s a model.

    Reply
    • Urethra Franklin says

      December 11, 2014 at 12:41 pm

      How did I not know this? I’ve been listening to that record for 20 years. It was one my favorite alternative rock albums. Often when I’m in a pissy angry at the world mood, it’s my go to album that I play loudly to release some inner angst. I’ve looked at that cover a million times over and it never occurred to me that it was not Courtney Love.

      Reply
  13. RealChicagoHousewife says

    December 11, 2014 at 3:18 pm

    Sarah Paulson should get an Emmy for her performance. The nuances, the timing. Just a magnificent performance.

    Reply
  14. RealChicagoHousewife says

    December 11, 2014 at 3:27 pm

    The scene where Dandy tells Regina he killed her mother was unrealistic. Dandy backed Regina into the wall and yes he’s muscular but she has the er……size to go up against him. Yes, Regina was upset but she had a decent shot of overpowering him. Acting all weak like she was 5 ft tall and 95 pounds didn’t make sense.

    Reply

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