Warning: Spoilers below if you consider a pic of Dandy naked a spoiler.
Originally several weeks ago it was reported that the title of AHS: Freak Show episode 9 was “The Fat Lady Sings.” Then the week that it was announced that Jimmy (Peter Evans) was performing a Nirvana song, it was reported on Entertainment Weekly that Ethel (Kathy Bates) was going to perform the song “Doll Parts” written & sung by grunge rocker icon Courtney Love & her band HOLE. Well that expectation seemed unrealistic since Ethel was killed last week. Now the official title of AHS: Freak Show episode 9 has been updated to “Tupperware Party Massacre.”
I think there was some confusion and wrongful speculation. It also doesn’t help that Freak Show is still currently in production and shooting new episodes while the show is still airing. I know some stories & the direction of AHS:Coven changed midway because of viewer’s love of certain characters. I wish AHS would shoot the series in its entirety, and then air the story that the writers wanted to tell without going with the flow according to viewer’s response. Coven might not have derailed if they did that. Besides could anyone realistically imagine Ethel with her Baltimore accent singing anything unless it was on The Gong Show? Oh shit! I just aged myself. #GenerationX
Anyway I share all of this with you because there is a chance that “Doll Parts” may or may not be sung tonight. If it is used, it would be performed by a different fat lady, Ima Wiggles. This is why I think other blogs got it wrong in the first place; they got confused by too many fat ladies. Usually, the night before an episode with a song is on TV, the song is released on iTunes; but as of this writing this has not happened yet.
Here is a spoiler photo of Ima Wiggles holding a guitar wearing a tiara on her head, which could be homage to Courtney Love because she wore a big ass crown on the cover of her album. Or it could be Ryan Murphy fucking with us Freaktards with fake spoilers.
Last week right before Dandy killed his mother, Gloria told him she loved all of him; even his madness. Well tonight, Dandy crashes a Tupperware party in middle class suburbia by charming his way into a woman’s home under the pretense of borrowing her telephone. It’s the same house where a group of women from episode 1 got finger banged by Jimmy. Instead of this party ending in orgasmic screams, it ends with the terror as they all end up dead floating face down in the pool.
What else will happen tonight? Well there are always clues in the opening main titles that become obvious as the season progresses. Using “Doll Parts” makes sense in the context of the show because in the opening main title sequence there is a scene of a head coming off a two-headed doll & being assembled to another doll. Is this a clue to what Dandy does in tonight’s show? In the promo we see that Dandy has sewn on a second head to Gloria’s body. This handsome psychopath has created his own customized conjoined twins doll for his personal amusement with his dead mother’s body. Whose head does Dandy use for his #SiameseBarbieTwins?
Speaking of conjoined twins, where are Dot & Bette? Last week Ethel hid them safely somewhere away from Elsa. But they are still in great danger as they are sought out by Elsa, Stanley, & crazy Dandy. Tonight will be the beginning of some “changes” with the twins. Sarah Paulson told the Hollywood Reporter: “Something happens that changes the course for them in terms of them maybe having a little bit more of a sense of togetherness. I know that sounds funny considering they’re very much physically together all of the time, but they’ve been very much at odds. And something happens that I think draws them to more of a common purpose.”
Tonight Maggie conducts another one of her “readings,” but this time with Dandy. Since her first reading with Elsa preceded some Mordrake mayhem, don’t be surprised if she sparks Dandy to some crazy action. Stanley and his big dick could be in some trouble.
Regina tells Dandy that she’s called the police about her missing mother, but delusional Dandy terrorizes her by admitting he killed Dora, and brags that he’s a good killer too. And for all of you Dandy loving Freaktards, here’s a sneak peek spoiler photo of his bare ass for you to inappropriately drool over. There is nothing wrong with being randy for some #DandyCandy.
Watch American Horror Story: Freak Show tonight on FX at 10 ET, and this episode is 65 minutes long so add extra time to your dvr. Check back later for my recap, and please stalk me till you find me clutching some Tupperware while floating in a pool @Urethra_F