Oh god. I knew I should have made coffee today. I was minding my own business moderating comments and The View started blaring in the back ground. There was loud dance music and Rosie O and Whoopi were dancing it up and the Republican chick, Nicole? and Madea were dragging ass across the stage. Then I realized it was not Madea. It was Nene Leakes. I’m not kidding. I really thought Madea was there for a Christmas movie or something. Apologies.
Nene’s wig. God it is horrible. I’m one of the few people who kinda likes the finger waves, so my bar is very low, but it’s bad. Okay no it is not. When she literally dragged ass across the stage in the matronly black dress it looked bad, but up close from the front it’s okay. I wish she would realize that blond is not a good choice for her. Even when she wears the white face makeup, it still doesn’t work for her. But, at least it is longer, nearly shoulder length, she is in for Rosie Perez. Whoopi made some big deal about Rosie Perez rumors about her leaving are not true. Those are not the rumors, the rumors are that O’Donnell is out the door. So that was weird. Anyway. Nene’s lumbering may mean she is sore from the Broadway workout. She is not losing any weight yet. She didn’t lose any on DWTS either did she?
Meanwhile everyone is chatting about Nicole’s interesting night at home last night full of catastrophe and Nene is just like a tennis tournament spectator. Nene is annoying me and all she is doing is smiling and nodding and preening her wig. I’m really trying to be nice. It’s not working. Nene is out of her element sitting at a table talking about politics. She is literally sitting there with her hand on her chin going “mmm hmmm” no matter who is talking.
Whoopi brings up Nene’s ring. Rosie asks her if it is fake. BWAHAHAHAHA. Nene claims it is real and Rosie asks if she has armed guards walking around with her. Rosie is not a fan but is being fake nice. Nene talks about Broadway and mentions Keke Palmer. She says she the shows are selling out. Sounds like things are going well!
Finally, halfway through the show they get Nene to speak about something. A football player retweeted the president’s oldest daughter, the 16-year-old one in a profile in a pair of jeans that show she has a big booty. The caption was “When is her prom?”(or some form of that question) Whoopi asks if it is appropriate. Nene, who is the moral compass of the four, says it is not, she is 16 years old but he is a grown man and that is wrong. I agree.
Okay I finally got a good shot at what she is wearing. It’s a black miniskirt and a long sleeve up to the neck black lace shirt with a black bra underneath. When they sit at the table it just looks like what a 90-year-old widow would wear to a funeral.
Sorry, I tried to get The View to tweet me a picture but so far nothing. She really didn’t say much of anything. Seth McFarland was the guest and she said, “As you know I am on Broadway now, and the Broadway world would like to know when you were coming?” She also asked him to do an impression. That was it!