Warning: Spoilers below, but I don’t name names.
Welcome back Freaktards! Though it was only a one week break from AHS, it felt longer to me. That’s probably due to the fact that I didn’t recap episode 7, which is the first time I hadn’t recapped an episode for y’all since I started. I am truly sorry about that, but aside from it being the most boring episode to date, my real life has been hectic… But don’t worry because TT upgraded her intern control system, and my new shock collar is really not that bad after I got used to the pain. #911
In the last episode, the twins returned to the Freak Show and blackmailed the shit out of Fiona. It was great watching them assert themselves for money, makeovers, & surgery. Stanley also blackmailed Dell to provide him with some dead freaks. It was satisfying the way Amazon Eve opened up a big can of whoop-ass on Dell after he stupidly tried to kill her first. The drunken bonding scenes with Dell & Lobster boy bored me so much that I used the fast forward button which is something I NEVER do when I watch AHS. Is there anything more delicious than watching an angry Desiree in her morning robe, head scarf, and dark sunglasses yelling at Dell & Jimmy? There has been some criticism that Freak Show is lacking horror after Twisty died. Well I think Penny’s dad drugging her, forking her tongue, and tattooing her face into the Lizard Lady is horrific beyond comprehension. Ethel overhead Stanley & Elsa talk about the twins and options about their fate. At the end our hearts broke when Dell lured Ma Petite with a pretty princess dress, and then crushed her head as she embraced him for a thank you. #Recap
What’s going to happen in tonight’s American Horror Story: Freak Show episode? I am really holding back with specifics, but I’ve discovered some spoilers, and IF they are true tonight is going to be a freaking crazy show with a high death count. Regina Ross (Gabourey Sidibe) arrives at the Mott mansion looking for her mother. Gloria is so frazzled she needs to smoke. Gloria smokes? It ends up with Gloria going full on gangsta when she pulls a gun out on Regina. What happens next is not good, and you may be screaming out to the heavens when the show is over. #Balenciaga
Penny confronts her father with some freaky back up. What happens with her dad is so freaking good. Hell hath no fury like women scorned, AND birds of a feather flock together. #GirlPower
Tonight a new freak is introduced, Ima the fat lady. I would LMAO if her last name is Hogg. Jimmy goes off searching the woods after finding out that Dandy claimed he killed Twisty. What does he find? Also there will be another funeral tonight, but for whom? Does Paul finally die from Elsa’s knife wound? Or is it one of tonight’s victims?
Ethel confronts Elsa about the disappearing freaks, and nothing good comes out of that. People will die tonight, for REAL! A MAJOR character or two will end up dead. Dandy might kill again tonight, but he is not the only killer in tonight’s show. If my sources are correct, others commit murders that are NOT named Dell or Stanley. Also my source tweeted and then deleted that Danny Huston (the Axeman from Coven) might appear in this episode as well. I don’t think this will happen, but if it’s true you read it here #First.
The biggest teaser of the night is that Finn Wittrock said in interview that Dandy is part of a big twist at the end of tonight’s show. When I see the word “twist” about a twist on a show like AHS, how can I not think about Twisty? My imagination is running wild right now. Just sayin’.
Tonight’s American Horror Story: Freak Show Episode 8 is titled Blood Bath, and it is 66 minutes long on FX at 10 ET. I’m telling you tonight’s episode will be EPIC, and I want to talk with y’all in the comments below. Check back here later for my recap. You can stalk me on twitter like Penny seeking revenge @Urethra_F