It’s time for WWHL with Kyle Richards. Kyle really is very pretty.
Questions:
Kyle, how are things with Kim since the whole incident with the dog? Kyle says her daughter is just now able to return to school after a month of recovery. She says their relationship hit a bump in the road but they are going to be okay.
Kyle, what did you think of Brandi trashing your white party in her blog? Kyle says I never said it was on par with The Vanity Fair Oscar Party. Brandi just looks for any chance to trash anybody. That’s just what she does.
Kyle, do you think Lisa will ever give a full blown apology or will she continue to skirt around the issue? (Side note: I really need you Branditards to explain to me what you want Lisa to apologize for???) Kyle says because Lisa is a perfectionist it is hard for her to admit fault. She says she is in a good place with Lisa right now and wants to stay there so she will leave it at that.
Some drunk chick tries to ask about Kathy’s rudenesss at the wedding dress… Kyle says that since they lost their mother and Kathy is the oldest she often plays the mother role.
Brandi tweeted in and compared her situation to Cynthia and Nene in Atlanta. She is like Cynthia and has stood up for herself and no longer wants to be anyone’s sidekick. Oh Brandi, you wish you were Cynthia Bailey. She also said she will never win a Bravo poll. Tonight’s poll was whose side are you on Brandi’s or Lisa’s? Lisa won with 75%.
For being an insufferable snob? (Sorry, just a guess!)
I’d rather spend time with a snob like Lisa than Brandi and her insufferable drunken rants. Just saying.
Okay, all I know is I’d rather spend time with someone who is real, makes mistakes, and sometimes over-indulges, than to spend time with snobs. Snobs are not terribly entertaining…or forgiving…or self-aware. But to each his own! Muah! 🙂
To be honest I’m a self aware snob. Maybe that is why I prefer Lisa. I’m also half English so her antics just remind me of that half of my family, who are greatly entertaining to me.
It’s better than being a slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop slut shaming! Power to sluts everywhere.
amen.
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 11:52 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Wow! Why are you harshing sluts? What have they done against you? They’re great sports, and they’ll lay whoever for sport (and lukely because of daddy issues).
Sluts are very giving, even during these days of economic hardship. Fact is they should be awarded gold motel master keys at the White House, where millions upon millions of Americans and America’s allies have been getting screwed.
I’m a slut and proud of it. Now being a loud mouth ignoramous is a problem. Sluts make the world go round.
By the way I love the term ‘Branditards’. Going to ‘borrow’ it in future comments. It’s laughable that Brandi and her tard following in anyway think that she is comparable to Cynthia and that Lisa is comparable to Nene. De-lu-sion-nal!
You do know that you are quoting one of Brandi’s oldest and dearest friends? 🙂
I mean the “De-lu-sion-al!” quote.
You got me. 😉
We are so Meta right now.
Okay, you retreat to your fancy wine cellar (or fridge if you’re in a condo), and I’ll go change my tampon and pour myself another glass. Besitos.
I made a “tongue-in-ass” (weren’t the one who referenced rimming?) comment about tampons and wine, but got thrown into Word Press moderation hell. You, Michael, might have gotten a chuckle out of it. Anyway, carry on! I don’t “lurrvve” Brandi, but I just can’t bash her. Anyone who has to deal with LeA$$ gets a pass from me…. Besitos.
I have two wine fridges and a wine hallway. It leads to TT’s bedroom. I’m scared that when she comes to visit I’ll have to move some of the stock.
i am one who knows my friends faults and love them anyone. i like brandi, and knowing she is a hot mess doesn’t matter. i usually enjoy her candor and some of her antics, i dont however enjoy when she acts like an ass. i love lisa, she is a snob all the way, but i think she has a right to be. lisa has a successful business life, great marriage, a lovely home, and she is brittish which makes me giggle as i love her humor. i am a fan of both. can lisa be a snarky bitch, yep and i love it, can brandy be a foul mouthed gutter bitch, hell yes and sometimes i love it and sometimes i cringe. they are who they are but they are not cynthia and nene
TT wants the Branditards to explain what Lisa should apologize for — I want them (and the Kyle fans) to explain what reunion they watched last season because I heard Lisa say she the words “I’m sorry” repeatedly and it was all the rest who didn’t say it once. More projection with the “Lisa refuses to apologize” bit, IMO. It was especially amusing to see that projection in action as Brandi explained in her talking heads that Lisa can’t apologize while Brandi was unable to apologize on the phone while talking to Lisa and instead got all defensive with her “you were mean too!” junk.
Also Brandi shouldn’t have gotten more than 5% in the poll.
I’m not a Kyle fan, but she looks absolutely great in that dress! I especially love the color. It was a great choice for her.
I agree she looked GORGEOUS. Her hair looked good with those big soft wavy curls too.
I think Kyle, from the day the last season ended to the first episode of this season, was willingly placed in suspended animation, lowered into a boiling vat of embryonic stem cells, and was left to stew for months.
She looks SOO much better yet looks exactly the same. I want in. How many aborted fetsuses had to die so this fabulousity could live? I can only hope religious groups catch on and start to boycott her in the name of unwed teenage mothers who now have a chance at life thanks to the generosity of Kyle Richards (former) wrinkles.
Maybe she’s buying the “pig lard” that some guy is touting as the miracle ingredient of his specially-formulated anti-aging cream that he makes on his farm? My hubby asked me if I’d ever try it. I told him it depended on whether they killed the pigs or just performed liposuction on them. I’d try liposucked pig’s lard as a face cream if it’d wipe a few years off my face. Haven’t done Botox yet so it can’t hurt to smell a little like bacon, right? 🙂
That totally explains why Maurico looks so greasy all the time!
Psylocke: Do you really know that was the kind of procedure she had done?
I know of one B- league star, recently departed from a Broadway show, that could have supplied plenty of fetuses, per her own admission. I personally feel it may have been divine intervention pulling some strings when she finally did want babies – or not.
Agreed. She should do ads for her plastic surgeon because the work she’s had done is fabulous. Looks like a better version of herself. Not pulled tight and plumped with fillers. Would love to know what she had done.
Sorry, TT! I emerged from a couple of weeks of hell at work and had to get my drink on (read: maniacal posting on Tamara Tattles). I’m too tired to be funny (or drunk). Don’t debit my Tamara Tattles tokens account. Oh, wait….I have no TT tokens. 🙁
Does Brandi really even have any Branditards? I think me and Pura are the only ones with the virtue of courage to admit she’s an amazing trailer goddess (while still fully aknowledging she’s an awful human being).
I think that other than you and Pura the other Branditards have yet to realise that after they type their rhetoric they have to click the ‘Post Comment’ button. Touching the screen with their finger does not suffice when they lack a touchscreen. The poll shows that around 25% of viewers are on the spectrum of Branditardiness. Probably had too many immunizations.
Oi I didn’t realize liking Brandi automatically made you a branditard. I figured it was kind of like the difference between Trehuggers leaving 2,000 word comments crying about her treatment, my screen wet their damp tears, and those that are kinda “I like her/wish her the best/she should shut her butthole”
I like Tre and I am a Trehugger. Those who overlook the VAST amount of flaws that Brandi exhibitis and still like her are Branditards. Of course both groups have our own conservative extremist factions but they usually are too stupid to post here. Sometimes one or two jumps the fence though. TT usually sorts them out.
I just want Brandy to have a storyline. She’s gone about as far as she can with the wronged ex/evicted cougar/nobody likes me but Chica thing.
Chica ran for his life, if you recall.
Chica ran for her life, but did she live. I hope so. Brandi seemed upset one show worth, and then oh well. Brandi shouldn’t have animals or kids. It’s no wonder her husband left her, my goodness what a messed up life that must have been. What in the world do her kids think about their mother acting the way she does.
TT, I wanna hear what Gabrielle Union said! Anything? I missed this last night and didn’t DVR it… I guess she was pretty boring? I’ve always thought she seemed cool!
Because I transcribe the questions. I don’t usually do it for the non Bravo peeps. Gabrielle looks stunning. Said she loves her husband. Will still do sex scenes if the price is right and to come see her in Top Five.
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 8:31 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Kyle Richards is GORGEOUS in person…I met her this past summer when she was on New York. She is stunning! SUPER duper short, her eyes were my breast level and I’m not a giant but her skin is perfect, hair as long and glossy as you could imagine…just a gorgeous woman.
Wonder how much it cost Moriecio to keep Kyle looking that way. I wonder what she would look like without all the makeup, creams for face and hair and all the EXPENSIVE treatments she must get. A BUNCH I bet. Wish I could afford it.
I believe Brandi’s issues with Lisa mostly involve Scheana. Lisa constantly brought Scheana to events with Brandi when she could have easily brought another SUR staff member. Lisa pushed Brandi to acknowledge Scheana (the sit down talk in season 3, the engagement compliment in season 4) and Brandi didn’t want to take any part with someone who her ex-husband cheated with. This I find understandable, as I wouldn’t want to be constantly reminded of my husband’s mistress. Now I am not saying that the way Brandi went about confronting her issues with Lisa was the best, I am just saying that I can see where her hurt is coming from. That being said, Brandi said some things to and about Lisa that are hard to take back and forgive, so I understand Lisa’s hesitation to move on. I think they both need to settle their differences with each other in a mature way, but that is highly unlikely on this show. I guess we’ll have to wait and see what happens.
Here’s my issue with the Scheana thing. She was one of many people Eddie cheated with allegedly. She is not the one Eddie left her for. Lisa arranged for Brandi and Scheana to talk about the situation, say their piece, and Scheana apologized. This was done because Lisa knew they would keep running into each. Didn’t Brandi, that after the conversation, she would be able to be cordial to her? So why wouldn’t Lisa think it was ok to have Scheana serve at parties?
Brandy has a whole list of reasons why Lisa should apologize, and I think some of Lisa’s comments about Brandy’s drinking bothered her. I think Lisa probably did mother her a bit and tried to polish her up. However, it sounds as if now Brandy’s biggest complaint is that Lisa didn’t fire Scheana. I think she’s livid because Scheana is now in her own show and has almost equal celebrity status. Brandy couldn’t manipulate Lisa, so she calls Lisa manipulative. Kyle still believes the magazine story that Brandy spoke of in Puerto Rico whereas Lisa told Brandy to take the trash magazines on the trip. I don’t believe that story for a second, but even though Lisa denied it, it wasn’t enough for Kyle, Lisa had to repeatedly deny it many times. Lisa is as surfacey emotional and dramatic as the others and Kyle must be accustomed to dealing with very dramatic liars and since Lisa didn’t do this, she refuses to believe Lisa and believes Brandy, why I don’t’ know, she admits Brandy is a liar. Kyle thinks Lisa owes her an apology, and Lisa thinks she is owed on. I wish I could apologize to Lisa for what these other jealous girls did, I think she would be a great friend and so much more than what Kyle needs, just someone to laugh and tease with. Lisa would really have your back and so when people hurt her, she’s really hurt to the core. So glad the new Lisa is on the show, maybe Lisa Pump can really have a true friend on the show.
If there was a reason for lisa to apologize somewhere in that wall of words could someone bullet point it for me?
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 11:55 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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There is no reason for Lisa to apologize.
Brandi keeps saying on twitter that Lisa needs to apologize for constantly bringing Scheana around.
Lisa has explained multiple times that Scheana was PANDY’S friend for 5 yrs & was cast on VPR before Lisa even knew Brandi. Like the previous poster said they sat down & Scheana apologized. The affair was 7 years ago, Scheana is now married & Eddie, per Brandi, slept with half of Hollywood. Brandi is either a delusional twat or she has nothing else to try to grind Lisa with. Probably both.
Brandi’s comments about Scheana keep ringing through my head… First, LVP saying she doesn’t see Scheana as a whore and Brandi saying “well then we’re not really friends.” Your friends must feel the same way about everyone that you do, regardless of personal history or work relationships? Also Brandi asking LVP during reunion if she and Scheana were in a burning building, and Lisa could save one, which would she save? She incenses me but at the same time she operates on such an immature level that I often feel sorry for her.
Lisa is devious, I like Brandi, she is her own worst enemy though. I feel really bad for her, the cheaters in her life need to zip it, find something else to make themselves relevant or disappear.
Oh the irony! Brandi is the one who was talking about her ex on her show. They are both as bad as each other.
I think she wants Scheana branded with a Scarlett letter for the rest of her life. She was in her 20’s and made mistake. She has taken responsibility & apologized to you.
Brandi needs to pull up her big girl panties and tuck in that tampon string and grow the hell up! Enough already.