Lisa Rinna
It’s her birthday! She is going to dinner at PUMP. Harry is late to dinner because he is flying in from Vancouver. Kyle tells the story about how she met Mauricio when she was engaged to another man. They met at a party and she turned her ring around so he would not notice. The then fiancé was a news reporter for CBS and was 24 years older than she was.
Lisa Rinna says when she met Harry he was married. She was working at an eyeglass store and he came in to pick up his glasses. He was married to Nicolette Sheridan but she had recently left him to run off with Michael Bolton. Twenty one years later she ran into Michael Bolton and thanked him for making it possible for her to be with Harry and have two beautiful daughters. Then Harry shows up looking hot as hell. He’s so dreamy. He also arrives with a GIANT Cartier bag with a ring box inside a big box. It’s a lovely simple gold double band ring.
Lisa Rinna meets Eileen Davidson for lunch. They talk about old times and working together 20 years ago on Days of Our Lives.
Yolanda Foster
Yolanda is always in the kitchen doing something with food. And yet she never eats anything. Lord knows she won’t let her girls eat either.
Bella and Yolanda have dinner on the ocean. Bella is moving to NYC to Parson’s School of Design. Bella is also doing serious high fashion modeling. Yolanda is going to Holland and will be meeting Kyle in Majorca as well. Yolanda’s mom has uterine cancer and Yo is going to help her get settled in from the hospital. Yolanda tears up talking about it. Yolanda is not much a crier.
Yolanda has a gorgeous closet that rivals Lisa Vanderpump’s.
OMG The private jet that Yolanda and David too to Holland is huge. So very nice.
Lisa Vanderpump
Lisa is obsessed about spots on drinking glasses. It’s like it is her only job.
Brandi Glanville
Brandi is moving into her new house. She has not unpacked her bras yet. She is upset that Eddie is claiming her overpaid $100K in child support over the past five years. I say too bad so said. If you overpaid, that is on you. He wants to take her retirement fund. She has a retirement fund? N
one of this makes sense to me. It actually doesn’t sound like she is getting enough child support. Also she said something about a college fund for the boys. This does not sound like Brandi at all.
Kyle Richards
Kyle is shopping with Portia and Mauricio for their upcoming trip to Majorca. Kyle is concerned that Mauricio is spoiling Portia. Kyle is setting limits with Portia. Portia is a bit bratty.
Brandi comes to pick up Kyle and I am confused by Kyle’s house. Since when does she have a house with a white picket fence around the front yard? It doesn’t look familiar at all. Brandi and Kyle go hiking. Brandi is planning a housewarming party to show off her new house. Brandi calls Lisa to see if she is coming. Lisa says that Brandi has said horrible things about and never apologized. In Brandi’s talking head she sings the tired song about Lisa never apologizing. Um, what exactly has Lisa done that warrants an apology? Have I forgotten something?
Brandi’s phone died and she calls back on Kyle’s. Now Lisa is a bit skeptical of Kyle. Lisa is not sure if she will attend the party or not.
Kim Richards
Kim’s daughter Brooke is getting married to the Fat Burger guy. Kyle and Kim are doing well and have fun dress shopping with Brooke. Brooke comes out in a pretty dress and Kathy Hilton immediately says she hates it. Brooke is gorgeous and so are the dresses she is trying on.
Kim’s first husband and Brooke’s father has lung cancer that has spread everywhere, even to his brain. It is iffy that he will survive for the wedding.
Next Week: Bella Gets a DUI while Yolanda is in Spain.
I wish the scene with lisa and eileen were a lot longer, I’m way to excited that eileen is on, love her.
I stopped loving yolanda last season, but I might be warming up to her again
Lvp during her conversation with brandi was humorous, like she said you haven’t talked to me since Puerto Rico how about you start off with I’m sorry, not hey are you coming to my party and are we just suppose to ignore that lvp actually did apologize to brandi during the reunion ?
Also does anyone else feel like they have really been showing off the wealth of the ladies, like more so than any other season? I’m really loving it
You talk too much sense. The Brandi lovers will be here soon typing ‘Lisa never says sorry, she is a horrible person’. Lisa did apologise even though I doubt most viewers think she owed Brandi an apology. She also apologised to Kyle and Yolanda but their fans wont hear that either. We need more Rinna and Eileen for sure.
You also make way too much sense Micheal!
Once again, Michael, well put. LVP offered apologies as you noted, and I believe that LVP should not engage in discussion with Brandi any time that she claims that LVP should share responsibility for Brandi’s conduct … as if LVP hadn’t already apologized at the reunion. (She should shut Brandi down/out.)
I like that LVP and Ken did/will not give Brandi the time of day. They should continue as if Brandi isn’t present whether they’re socializig in a group, or if they are somehow left only in Brandi’s company. Since Brandi started her shared blame BS after LVP offered her an apology at the reunion, Brandi should no longer exist or matter to them.
BTW, why didn’t Brandi advise Lisa that Kyle was present and hearing their speaker phone exchange as etiquette dictates? Why did Brandi feel it necessary to call LVP in Kyle’s presence? Is not Kyle allied as a friend with Lisa, or does their friendship only exist in absence of Brandi?
I like Brandi, but I’m not dumb. I also like Lisa, and it’s like WHAT ELSE DO THEY WANT FROM HER?
Kyle is miserable and I will never get why she’s still on the show.
Yolanda’s girls are SO gorgeous!!!
LOL at “Kyle is miserable” Kyle could not be happier. She may make YOU miserable but she has exactly what she wants.
As long as Mauricio keeps his dalliances in Vegas. Allegedly.
On Sun, Dec 7, 2014 at 2:57 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Preach sisters! Lucky the Branditards are nonexistent. 😀
They have been showing their wealth more. I like it. It is kind of refreshing to see housewives and who don’t have to sell their cars to live
IKR!? I think BRAVO finally has heard their audience! On twitter, I have seen so many beg for what you stated above and for it to come back the way it used to be
Well I think they have showed the most wealth on BH since it started. I mean, it was really the first series where viewers actually saw how wealthy they could be. I mean, we have Vanderpump, the Hiltons, Maloof. That’s enough star power right there.
Seriously. They hold DIAMONDS for the love of Pete. Not fruit.
I would love to see the OC ladies (strung out on credit) meet the BH ladies! Oh, what a slice of humble pie for the OC gals!
I want to see people who earn more money than me! I also want to see people who have money they’ve earned/inherited that’s not related to income received from Bravo.
Spot on Vanessa!
Lisa did say sorry a long time ago, but thse twats looove to harp on and on and never forgive or let go. Lisa apologized and moved on and that’s a foreign concept in Housewives-land!!
I was so sad to hear Miss Sharon from RHOA (Todd’s mother) passed away I couldn’t focus on the RHOBH episode on my DVR.
Rest In Peace Ms.Sharon.
Yay thanks for the scoop on what happened with Yolanda’s daughter! I knew you would know…I hate it when they do those teasers, I’m far too curious!
Just had to google to see Kyle’s ex. I used to watch him all time in CA. and just cant picture them together. I think Brandi was awarded some of her ex’s retirement and he’s trying to chop it down. If that’s true, Eddie is pulling a smart move by trying to sue her for excess child support. Good way to get her to settle on less retirement.
Who is her ex husband? I googled it and couldn’t find anything!
You’re kidding. Right?
P, I think you wanted to know who Kyle’s ex fiancé was. Its CBS newsman Michael Tuck.
Good way? Sounds disgusting to me.
What a filthy fkin pig Eddie is. His looks are so fkn wasted it almost kisses me off hahaha! What kind of man DRAGS his ex (whom he cheated on with a very famous woman & left her for) through the courts for years and years and years? Wtf? What has it been now 7/8/9 years?!?!?
WHAT THE FUK IS HE PUNISHING HER FOR?!?
He’s the one that cheated!
He’s the one that left!
Lord that man is a piece of trash…as is his current wife.
Between the 2 of them, he has WASTED so much money in legal fees!!! Brandi is right!! I’ve heard MANY people who’s exs drag them through the justice system during/after a bad divorce say the exact same thing…that their ex is wasting money on legal fees that could be going to their KIDS. Eddie is the lowest form of trash that exists. My god he is disgusting, only Leann Rhimes could respect & be with that man. Go make your own fkin money loser you won’t have to chase your ex wife for it.
“looks are so fkn wasted it almost kisses me off”
I mean pisses me off
I hate Brandi but Eddie could have just gotten a divorce and not cheated. Still dishonest, still shitty to do, even to a shitty person.
LMM, believe me, I didn’t mean what Eddie is doing is “good” in the moral sense, I cant stand him and agree with what you posted. I meant good in legal speak so he can continue screwing over Brandi and even his kids for his own gain. He’s trying to break her.Sounds like he’s on a mission to keep most of his retirement and waste tons of $$$ in the process. How a man can hurt his own kids to burn his ex is beyond me. What Brandi gets and the lifestyle she can provide is for their sons, why can this ass see that? Wont Leann give him some spending money?
Um by Brandi’s own admission he has OVER paid her.
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All I can do is google, and all I could find is she said he “might” have. I just don’t like when a couple waste $$$ on lawyers instead of on and for the kids. Brandi succeeds, so do the boys. Brandi buys a nice house, the kids get to live in it. Why didn’t Eddie spend his money on a great accountant and not overpay in the 1st place? Eddie has access to so much, I just think he should let it slide if it happened. I’m not into revenge, especially when kids are involved, and I hate attorneys winning more than the divorced couple.
He over-paid Brandi-I don’t doubt that she was aware she was receiving more money than the court ordered-how could she not notice? The court ordered a specific amount of alimony/child support-if I was receiving more than the amount awarded, I’m sure I’d notice and even though it would piss me off, I wouldn’t spend it for fear I’d have to pay it back. Maybe that’s just me-I’m always careful with my money. Based on what we’ve seen of Brandi, the extra money most likely went to frivolous things-the woman can’t even save the money for a down-payment on a condo.
OMG, as despicable as people find Brandi, she deserves to be able to support her kids and perhaps even support them in a manner that doesn’t mean dad’s house is fun-land and mom’s is bare bones. Yeah, sorry her sleaze ex can’t keep a job, but it’s not like he needs any more money. He’s set pretty well.
(Until Leanne catches him cheating and he’s out on his ass…)
Child support has become utterly ridiculous especially in 50/50 divorce states. No kids will be harmed if one parent buys a yacht and the other doesn’t get one. There have been disparities in incomes between divorced parents since time began. Communism is not the solution in a capitalist economy.
On Sun, Dec 7, 2014 at 3:07 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Someone please explain to me why Brandi is again looking for a place to live. It happens every season
After her lease is up home owners can’t wait to get rid of her, allegedly.
Perhaps Bravo rents her a house to film in every year? She must have terrible credit.
Probably very true. I think TT has mentioned before a housewife or two who has had Bravo pay their rent.
Part of their contracts includes payment for “location” AKA their house. Also cleaning and staging people magically appear before the camera crew arrives.
On Sun, Dec 7, 2014 at 4:19 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Because…she cant get a loan, she said. That explains everything! She also stated that children need security. This woman is really slow…why does she keep moving? Is she a slob? Is she being evicted? Is she late on the rent? Does anyone have a clue?
Brandi has spent a lot of money on manicures, nail fillers, weaves, bikinis, and on expensive rentals. She could’ve had more money for a down payment and been eligible for a loan of she was frugal. Eddie could just as easily save money for the children’s college and I don’t necessarily disagree with his reduction in child support/ trying to keep his retirement funds.
That’s the thing, I get the “can’t get a loan” thing with all her legal issues with her ex. But why not stay in the same rental? I lived in the same apartment for three years before buying a home. No moving needed… Kids don’t care if you are renting or buying as long as they don’t have to pack their shit up every single year.
Brandi gets thrown out every year. Because all of her landlords are assholes who love having to rerent their properties and clean up after her dogs that crap everywhere every year.
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 8:30 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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You don’t know that. You don’t know ANYthing about Brandi’s spending. She never looks as good as these women, and the men she bangs could be buying her shoes & paying for her manicures. But one thing is FOR SURE, we dont know SHIT about her spending habits.
Anyone know anything about real estate??? Well to fill you in she rents. RENTS. Because she can’t get a loan BECAUSE SHE IS CONSTANTLY BEING DRAGGED TO COURTS by her filthy cheating ex husband. She can’t save enough money to have an acceptable savings or pay her debt or whatever else is hindering the mortgage lenders. It IS HARDER to get a loan today than it was 15 years ago when y’all bought your homes…we’ve had 9/11, a housing bubble explode and an economy crash if you forgot…but I digress.
On top of the fact that it’s much harder to get a loan these days the market in Los Angeles is as hot as it can be these days, everyone wants to buy but buy, I’m surprised she can even find that many places to RENT in the area. Nobody wants to lock renters into a yearly lease for fear of losing potential buyers. We don’t know for a fact that it’s HER FAULT that she needs to keep moving…and there are countless reasons why it provably isn’t.
And I can’t stand Brandi…imagine..HA.
Let’s get a grip and not blame the world on her tho.
Did you just right another long rant, this one about how you are the only one capable of assessing Brandi’s financial situation? Because I actually tried to read this one and that it sort of what I go out of it.
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 8:37 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh Melissa, I don’t even know where to start with your comment. I need way more coffee.
You should really go back through TT’s “Brandi” specific posts and/or look elsewhere, in regards to ALL most if not all of what you have wrote. I think you might be surprised.
@ lookers
If brandi is banging men for Loubotons and facial fillers then she could also just bang them for cash and save it. And you don’t need to have expensive things to look just as good as the other women. All that requires is taking care of yourself and having taste.
Yolanda must have an inside deal for her daughter Bella’s modeling. She is no more attractive than the average girl her age. Especially one with a mother ruling the diet, skin care, and unlimited funds of her Dad to keep a perfect appearance.
I think she had two citations in a short time, at least one was a DUI. Yolanda indicated she is the more free spirited girl. If I were Yo, I would want my kids to visit their critically ill grandmother with me. You never know when is the last chance to see them alive. The grandma would love it.
I hope Mrs.Tucker got to see Todd’s daughter after she moved to ATL.
actually, i think bella has more of a model’s look than gigi. (i modeled when young.) i dont think either is special, tho. they’re just taking advantage of their quasi celebrity connection. those who succeed are usually fiercely competitive and will do anything. guess a super pushy mother helps, too. all that has more to do with modeling success than looks.
Quasi celeb connect?hehehe
Mohammed is a billionaire.
David Foster is a legend.
Yolanda was a very VERY famous European supermodel in her day, her modeling connections are astounding.
I’d say those kids are super connected, monetarily & people wise. Shit they don’t even have to work, EVER. I think it’s pretty awesome that Yolanda didn’t raise those girls to just meet a guy with money & become baby factories. They BOTH planned to move to New York and get educated and use their positions in life to start a career!!!! Make their own money, establish their own place in the world! That’s so great! Much much more than your average Malibu second wife to famous guy…anyone notice Gigi carried her own heavy luggage up the stairs to her bedroom???? Ya I saw that too. It spoke volumes. Gotta pay attention to those little things others miss to see what these people are truly like, and Yo’s kids aren’t afraid to do some work. Good for her. As for the DUI or DWI, whatever, I was a wild child too…big friggin deal. You can get a DUI after only having one stuff drink these days.
Again, rant.
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 8:47 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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blah blah blah, gawd, melissa, you need to relax. lol
yolanda was not a big name model.
I noticed that also, watching Gigi on tonites episode. She’s not really beautiful, she’s what I call cute. But then look at TOP MODEL, none of them are extraordinary. Eva was the only one that was gorgeous.
I think Gigi is absolutely stunning.
I think not only is Gigi beautiful, she has IT. She photographs like the pros, seems to be a natural. I admire how disciplined she is at such a young age. I’d say she’s very grounded. As far as saying Gigi’s not beautiful, have you ever seen Cynthia without makeup? But when she’s made up she’s stunning, imo.
Lots of models are average looking. It is their ability to MODEL that makes or breaks them. Her parents connections or money won’t matter if she doesn’t have that ability to look and be fierce in front of the camera.
Exactly! Thank You for that point! I’m loving everyone’s POV’s on this thread. Whether they’re mine are not, very thought provoking!
Ps…
What’s a DUI/DWI or two between friends!? LoL
Yep most all models in high fashion are not traditional beauties. They have a quirky look that makes them stand out and skills as a model.
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 8:49 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Bella has the cover of a French fashion mag “Jalouse”. She is stunning! You would not even recognize her. Tyra Banks has taught us all its about knowing how to work your angles!
Yeah I remember back in the early 00’s when I used to watch ANTM that the blonde haired blue eyed big boobed girls almost never did as well as the chicks who had something different going on. I think Gigi is the perfect blend of high fashion and catalog. She can sort of transform either way by playing up her unique features or playing them down.
Some photos of Bella look INCREDIBLE, whereas others are pretty meh. I think she photographs very well, with a talented photographer.
Did you see some of her professional photos? The girl’s beautiful!
Yolanda and her daughters are just gorgeous! I don’t remember Bella from past seasons. They make me want to diet and then I remember how bitchy I feel when I cut down on sugar!!
I think Bella was the one she accused of being a lesbian because she likes to play sports.
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 12:27 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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God forbid one of her daughters has some form of muscle mass.
It was GiGi that Yolanda thought was going to be a lesbian because she always liked to wear basketball shorts.
It was hard to watch this episode without crying! With the news about Ms. tucker then watching Yolanda and Brooke (Kim’s daughter) made for an emotional hour! I like how they are showing the kids more on this one. It seemed like NJ was the only one where the kids were like extras on the show but I like how they show the older kids on BH. Brooke looks soooo pretty I felt proud with Kim! Lol Then GiGi and Bella of course are stunners and so natural. I also don’t think that GIGi is as much like Yolanda as Yo would like to think she is. I just don’t think she has the guts that Bella has to do her own thing!
I just hope the Husbands don’t get anymore airtime on this series than they usually do, but yes, I love that they’re showing the kids more this season. I think they learned from NJ.
I LOVE Lisa Rinna. I want her to be my friend. She seems like a fun, spunky, energetic person.
I like her more and more every episode! It’s hard for me to imagine the woman I’ve seen the past few weeks screaming and smashing a wine glass at dinner, as we see her in the season preview. These bitches can really push ya to the edge.
~~~Kyle: The Portia scenes are obnoxious, but I’m happy she’s trying to do her part to keep the spoiled bratty behavior in check. I don’t have siblings, but I can see 1 sister of the three feeling left out at times. I’m surprised Kyle is usually that person though. I don’t like that these editing/flashbacks are making it seem like Kyle is trashing Lisa behind her back when that isn’t the case with the hiking scene.
~~~Kim: I love her scenes. I’m happy she’s able to maintain a partnership with her ex-husband. She is so devoted to her children. I’m always rooting for Kim’s happiness and peace. <3 Kathy Hilton is such a HBIC. lol She's so mean to Kyle and Kim.
~~~Eileen: She seems super classy and demure. She reminds me of my grandmother kind of.
~~~Lisa: I LOVE that she watches porn with her husband. She seems like such a genuine person and SO easy to relate to. For some reason, she reminds me of Seasons 1 & 2 Bethenny, except already established and super rich.
~~~Brandi: It's sad watching Brandi be nice to Kyle when we already know how jealous she is of Kyle and her lifestyle (see how Brandi is pissed that Kyle goes on so many vacations). Ugh. I'm sad that she fights with her husband over money though. Like Camille says: "I just wish my husband loved our kids more than he hated me." Such a powerful quote.
~~~Vanderpump: I find it RICH that Lisa wants someone to apologize to her. Her quote talking about Brandi's age and her inability to apologize is SO infuriating. Everyone has to kiss her ring. Lisa saying she compromised her integrity for the sake of Brandi. PUHLEASE.
‘Kiss her ring’…….*giggles*
Oh for the love of fuck, Micheal!
And my friends think *I’m* analcentric!
Don’t lie. Your mind went there too. Teehee. 😀
Agree on most of everything with the exception of Lisa. Brandi is usually the one who calls LISA old, I think last week, she said Lisa was 75. Brandi is in her 40s, and acts like she’s in her 20s, sorta the way Porsha refers to the other ladies on ATL as old, when she’s in her 30s.
Brandi is super jealous of Kyle, and I don’t know why Kyle falls for her BS everytime. I think the new cast members will give the show what it needs, meaning the less I see of Brandi, the better.
Lisa loves having younger, attractive minions that can appease her by talking shit about everyone she doesn’t like (which really I think is everyone) while she just sits back and laughs. Literally laughs.
I mean from season one she had that Cedric (?) guy who played the same role as Brandi and now the Vanderpump kids (aka middle aged adults). She’s probably been doing it all her life – I totes see her as a high school senior ring leading the freshman plastics who idolize and serve her.
Actually they all kind of end the same, crashing and burning, like most recently with Stassi — who wouldn’t want a fun, rich, sugar-momma-friend like she plays it up in RHOBH …UNLESS she’s really just awful in real life?
totes accurate. Lisa is so manipulative.
I agree that Lisa is manipulative. She loves to put on airs. She is condescending to “the help.” She is quite full of herself.
None of those are particularly appealing qualities but if we put her flaws up against Brandi there is no contest. Brandi and Lisa both knew who the other was when they picked her up.
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 12:08 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Checkmate, TT. Brandi is definitely a worse human being. lol
Sounds like a good gig, if you can get it.
As for Kyle – I think if I were a rich bitch it would be hard for me to not raise a spoiled brat. It must be hard to say “you can only get one thing” when you can afford all the things…I know that’s terrible, and a situation I will never find myself in, but I’m just saying I could see how it happens! Also felt bad for Kyle in the hiking scene. She was obviously trying so hard to stay out of it. I hope Brandi doesn’t manage to pull her into her shit with Lisa. I genuinely like Kyle and Lisa’s friendship when they are getting along.
I think that Portia being so much younger than her sisters has a lot to do with her brattiness. If she’s mostly around teens and adults, then the sass is bound to rub off. Plus, it’s natural for “the baby” to get extra attention/a pass… And it’s hard to undo it! Trying this myself, and we’re not rich 😉
No, my parents didn’t get me everything they could afford (AKA everything–my dad worked very hard and wanted to “treat” his girls), though they loved to surprise me and wanted to let me have whatever I wanted. But they (specifically my mom/shopping buddy) always made me put a few things back, etc, because how do you appreciate anything if you can have everything you want? We all were expected to hold jobs, and were taught to appreciate the things we were able to do and have. Mom and dad raised three smart girls and zero brats.
Nope, just because the money is there, you don’t need to spend it.
Spot on about Vanderpump. She just really rubs me the wrong way. I’m not impressed by her wealth. I know many fabulously wealthy people and they are not insufferable like Lisa who does like to have minions worship her and speak the nasty things she doesn’t want attributed back to her.
And Lisa Rinna and the porn…love that. She cracks me up. Also loved the scene with her daughters helping her dress. Such typical teenager behavior.
Also felt so sad for Kim and her ex. They seemed really close. Hated, hated that Kyle made the statement about Kim and stress. It’s almost like she wants Kim to fail at sobriety. I get that she’s concerned, but zip your lips on tv. That whole Richards/Hilton clan has some freaky weird interpersonal dynamics.
Idk about watching porn with your husband, always seemed kinda desperate to me. One step away from Brandi inviting another woman into her bed to “save” her marriage.
Duh, Yolanda is so fat because she eats too many lemons. Lay off the lemons and then you can fit in a proper 10yr olds English riding outfit. I really love Lisa R BUT why isn’t she doing anything to fix the top lip? I feel like something can be done, it’s distracting. AND Brandi, where do I even start??? Lisa does not owe you an apologie. She gave you the story line you so desperately needed.
Lisa actually had surgery on the upper lip a year or two ago-it’s hard to believe, but it actually looks better.
Damn it TT! I ran over here hoping you were going to talk about GG2D! Can we?
huh?
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I think she is referring to Girlfriend’s Guide to Divorce. I was confused at first.
Gabrielle Union looks so uncomfortable on WWHL.
I had to giggle when Kyle was taking Portia’s clothing off the buy pile, saying she didn’t want her spoiled. All I could think of, is they were buying clothes to go off on a yacht! lol
right? sort of defeats the purpose of the lesson-teaching when the stuff in the buy pile says “i left my louis on the jet”
Thank you!
I liked Brandi at first. I even bought her two books, but now she just grates my damn nerves! I really think it was Brandi commenting farther up 🙂
I don’t think so. Brandi is an idiot and her spelling would be worse. Plus she wouldn’t take the time to defend Yolanda on a thread.
That’s true.
Yolanda’s talking head about her mom being sick and how difficult it is for her to be so far away was touching….until she said she was going to visit with her for ONE WEEK and then she’s spending the rest of her time on a boat. Umm, what? One week is all you can fit in when your mom has cancer and lives in another country? I was trying not to judge but …. well, judging. Priorities, Yolo, priorities.
I thought the same thing. I thought they all went to Amsterdam this season so maybe she goes back. She has use of a private jet, so…
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 1:14 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It would be funny if the twin who worked private charters from RHONJ worked on Yoland’s private jet!
Kathy Hilton comes across as a huge hater each time she’s on. Always so critical of everyone else. Maybe she’s just jealous how her daughter’s turned out while Brooke seems to have a mature relationship with a man from a wealthy family.
it broke my heart when i heard kathy hilton insulting the first dress brooke tried on. there’s always one negative person in every bunch when a bride is trying on dresses. this is supposed to be the BRIDE’s day. kyle can spin it all she wants, it was pretty terrible of kathy to be so rude, especially considering brooke’s dad has lung cancer and looks so ill.
I swear they use the same script on all the franchises. “Today’s role of cunty malcontent in the bridal shop will be played by Kathy Hilton as Mama Joyce needed to go get a new wig fitted. We regret any inconvenience.”
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I cannot get past what lisa has done to her face, she obv. never eats and I wonder what she has done to herself to stay relevant. Do you think she had sylicone in her lips? Regular filler needs to be replaced every few months. Her lips are so full, the inner lip area is exposed. She looks like a cartoon character. I know many of you love her spunky personality, but I would hide in a hole if I looked like that.
i think lisa looks prettier now than when she was young. don’t know how she looks off camera, tho. some of the women who have all that work done have very thickened skin (before it gets to the point of having a plastic sheen) and lines where the filler is wearing off. i don’t see that on lisa.
I always thought her lips were a botched plastic surgery, but in the flashback this week to days of our lives in 94 they looked like that too. that was 20 years ago…maybe she always had sort of full weird lips and then surgery pulled them tighter?
The botched surgery was decades ago, and she has discussed it for those decades. Repeatedly.
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 2:49 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Note the joke in her tagline: “…unless it comes from my lips!”
She was quite pretty and had nice lips when she was younger (1980’s)-I guess she wanted them even bigger and had silicone put in with disastrous results.
Lisa doesn’t hide in a hole because she has inner worth and can function in life with her very sexy husband and two beautiful daughters despite a botched lip surgery from years ago. She is not defined by a bad choice that she made and has taken reasonable steps to correct the issue that will not risk an even more drastic outcome. In the meantime she talks openly about her regrets, jokes along with us and lives everyday outloud smiling and accepting all opportunities.
Also, in the three episodes she has been on, she has eaten each time. I believe she is vegan. She eats a lot of weeds and seeds and crap.
Finally, I doubt she cares one iota what you would do in her situation, which doesn’t sound nearly as much fun and glamorous as being an actress and businesswoman in Hollywood.
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 2:43 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I meant to reply to the other comment but I’m pretty sure Lisa’s lips have always been like that. Perhaps she was born with a cleft lip and had surgery, that’s kind of what it looks like. I used to think it was bad plastic surgery but after watching Her on the show she doesn’t seem like that type. I loveeee her on the show! Sokol refreshing and I’m so intrigued with Her stories!
What the fuck is wrong with you? You value someone based on their looks? Lisa Rinna has more personality, charm, intelligence, wit, etc than 95% of the population. Her beauty shines from within…. you probably don’t know a damn thing about that kind of beauty. Yes…. I am a Lisa R fan.
oops, now i see you were discussing lisa rinna but i was discussing LVP. i think rinna looks like a clown w those lips. i’m not a fan tho i remember her from earlier shows. i dont think her face has changed much.
TT completely off topic here, but my new love is Hotwives of Orlando. I have been watching it on hulu all day at work 🙂
Man, that private jet was NICE!!
Eileen and Lisa seem to be a hoot!
Brandi says she only receives $1k per month in child support??? I just do not believe that! Perhaps he pays other expenses, i.e. private school, health care, lump sum payout, etc. Otherwise, she’s an idiot dumbass who got fucked. Oh wait….we already know she’s an idiot dumbass and she admits freely she’s getting fucked all the time.
She also said something about 12K a month in lawyer fees. I don’t think she has any clue about her money coming in or going out.
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 5:46 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Their dynamic of endless court dates trying to garnish money from one another is very familiar to me, so I can understand where she’s coming from in this situation.
My father was (and is) an abusive, volatile, gambling addict. Growing up my parents, both working for the department of defense, had six figure salaries but our economic status was a constant roller coaster. My mother always questioned where the money was going but back then he just handled all the finances so there wasn’t much she could do or question without context — she had no idea the extent of his gambling until she finally filed for divorce.
It turns out he had nearly a dozen different bank accounts all with separate ATM cards (this was of course before online banking, and during the days of ATM withdrawal limits of $300) so he could take the limit out of each of them every day that he went to the race track – which was almost every single day.
Despite having the subpoenaed bank records to back her stories, the divorce judge awarded my mother NOTHING. The house, the properties, the financial assets, everything went to my father. She was left penniless with years worth of attorney bills — my parents both pretty much financially ruined the other. I remember those arguments over who getting what of who’s retirement.
For years he would take her/us to court over anything and everything, dragging it on and on and burning more money in the process.
My mother is incredibly hard working and was able to build herself back up and now owns a gorgeous condo in Santa Monica not far from me — my father is still buried in mounds of debt of his own creating, so in a sick weird way justice was finally served.
Anyways, long story short, I sympathize with Brandi.
I knew what I said would offend the Lisa lovers, sorry, but she just hustles too much for me. I think Hollywood is a younger woman’s town. My fear is having plastic surgery and then looking worse. She can pull it off, I personally could not.
Beth, I think the reaction you are getting is because those of us who love Lisa have been watching her on TV soaps since we were kids watching with our mothers. We know the story on her situation.
It don’t know if you are familiar with Mama Elsa from the RHOM but people who make hateful comments about her botched surgery get the same sort of reaction.
On Wed, Dec 3, 2014 at 6:58 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I love how in Yolandas world being a rebel is dying your hair black and wearing a leather jacket.
Am I the only one that noticed Rinna’s pulsating, crazed left eye of daggers while complimenting Eileen about her Emmy? That didn’t come across as genuine to me in the least.
I agree on the friendly and socially acceptable (and expected) repartee between Lisa R and Elieen. It does not appear to be an easy or genuine friendship.
I didn’t pick up on any friction. Then again I was just happy to see them both. I do know that on the DOOL set it is an endless sea of bitchiness most of the time. It’s been so long since they were on at the same time though… so I’m sure they are cool. Maybe? I dunno. As newbies they would be wise to team up.
I love the wealth showings! I am not jealous,envious,bitter or any other adjective. I like to watch the enjoyment it brings and more fun to look at then horrible arguments.i see why lvp returned to the show besides promoting her new restaurant as she will put Brandi down once and for all.
Did anyone else want to pour a bucket of ice water over Kathy Hilton’s head when she made those nasty unsolicited comments about the first dress Kim’s daughter tried on in the wedding dress store? Brooke’s expression made me want to cry. Kathy herself looked like 175 pounds of shit poured into a 100-pound ruffled sack. Her too-tight blouse was gapping through the segment. I was so hoping Kyle or Kim would shoot her a dirty look, or perhaps flatten her with a mannequin.
I’m SO pissed. it’s the 9th and this is the show I saw TONIGHT and Tamara you wrote this on the 2nd! See, we ARE behind! Oh my god Brandi has to just shut the fuck up, I am way over her, she’s a moron. That call with Lisa was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. I’ve always liked Lisa and Ken and they’re both 100% right NEVER to trust her again.
I think Kyle looks GORGEOUS! There was one shot where she was talking about her relationship with Kim and her hair was too fab. That girl can really turn it out but I remember her saying something really stupid at that dinner at the “Fosters”, I forget what it was, something about a strawberry.
And as for Yolanda..GROAN..if anybody wants to see who the REAL Yolanda is hark back to that same dinner, remember the one where she got all mature and wrote out the namecards for her soiree, only she chose to put cute sayings on a select few? There is a 4 or 5 second shot of her mug during that dinner that would curl yer toes, FUGLY! Lord have mercy. All you have to do is look at David Foster (a fellow Canukian of insane musical achievement who I am UBER proud of) to know he’s pussy whipped, he’s got it bad. One sniff of the right woman and all reason and logic goes right out the window! Those kind of men are sitting ducks and Yolanda is Elmer Fudd. She bagged two! Isn’t that cynical? I know, I hope it’s not true, that they’re love is real. Uh huh.
Harry Hamlin still has it goin on. If I had a lily lookin at him would put dew on it fer sure! I like Lisa too, she’s dizzy but harmless, so far anyway. I wish her lunch would have gone on longer too with what’s her name who, by the way, sounds just like Annette Benning, that blond woman who was on the soap with Lisa.
Tamara when I wrote my first few posts I was careful about cussing too much because ya don’t want to offend people, but then I read a post you wrote that had cunt this and cunt that and I just thought, well, I belong here! lol Then someone wrote you saying how offensive they thought that word was and just gave them the “what for” and I really loved reading that. You go girl. I do, however, reserve cunt for the truly deserving, like Brandi or Phadrea or the Giudice’s.
Fuck that Teresa’s demented. Writing the judge to ask that she be sent to camp cup cake, then suing her lawyer. She’s doing everything she can to avoid jail, hoping a lawsuit where she claims she was convicted because her lawyer fucked up will get her a get out of jail free card. Miss Thing is HYSTERICAL! Yep, if she thinks living in a house that was formerly occupied is SKEEZY, just wait till she lays that bouffant down in Lezboville! And Joe losing his license is the final blow that will send him over the edge, when she’s fending off lesbians he’ll be at home just stewing because he can’t go anywhere! Can you imagine!
I better shut up, I don’t want to wear out my welcome. I’m REALLY enjoying catching up on all your old posts, what a field day I’m having. I live for sarcasm! (did you notice?) I haven’t laughed this much in a dog’s age! I can’t believe I didn’t find this blog until a few days ago! G’Night dear…