It’s her birthday! She is going to dinner at PUMP. Harry is late to dinner because he is flying in from Vancouver. Kyle tells the story about how she met Mauricio when she was engaged to another man. They met at a party and she turned her ring around so he would not notice. The then fiancé was a news reporter for CBS and was 24 years older than she was.
Lisa Rinna says when she met Harry he was married. She was working at an eyeglass store and he came in to pick up his glasses. He was married to Nicolette Sheridan but she had recently left him to run off with Michael Bolton. Twenty one years later she ran into Michael Bolton and thanked him for making it possible for her to be with Harry and have two beautiful daughters. Then Harry shows up looking hot as hell. He’s so dreamy. He also arrives with a GIANT Cartier bag with a ring box inside a big box. It’s a lovely simple gold double band ring.
Yolanda is always in the kitchen doing something with food. And yet she never eats anything. Lord knows she won’t let her girls eat either.
Bella and Yolanda have dinner on the ocean. Bella is moving to NYC to Parson’s School of Design. Bella is also doing serious high fashion modeling. Yolanda is going to Holland and will be meeting Kyle in Majorca as well. Yolanda’s mom has uterine cancer and Yo is going to help her get settled in from the hospital. Yolanda tears up talking about it. Yolanda is not much a crier.
Yolanda has a gorgeous closet that rivals Lisa Vanderpump’s.
OMG The private jet that Yolanda and David too to Holland is huge. So very nice.
Lisa is obsessed about spots on drinking glasses. It’s like it is her only job.
Brandi is moving into her new house. She has not unpacked her bras yet. She is upset that Eddie is claiming her overpaid $100K in child support over the past five years. I say too bad so said. If you overpaid, that is on you. He wants to take her retirement fund. She has a retirement fund? N
one of this makes sense to me. It actually doesn’t sound like she is getting enough child support. Also she said something about a college fund for the boys. This does not sound like Brandi at all.
Kyle is shopping with Portia and Mauricio for their upcoming trip to Majorca. Kyle is concerned that Mauricio is spoiling Portia. Kyle is setting limits with Portia. Portia is a bit bratty.
Brandi comes to pick up Kyle and I am confused by Kyle’s house. Since when does she have a house with a white picket fence around the front yard? It doesn’t look familiar at all. Brandi and Kyle go hiking. Brandi is planning a housewarming party to show off her new house. Brandi calls Lisa to see if she is coming. Lisa says that Brandi has said horrible things about and never apologized. In Brandi’s talking head she sings the tired song about Lisa never apologizing. Um, what exactly has Lisa done that warrants an apology? Have I forgotten something?
Brandi’s phone died and she calls back on Kyle’s. Now Lisa is a bit skeptical of Kyle. Lisa is not sure if she will attend the party or not.
Kim’s daughter Brooke is getting married to the Fat Burger guy. Kyle and Kim are doing well and have fun dress shopping with Brooke. Brooke comes out in a pretty dress and Kathy Hilton immediately says she hates it. Brooke is gorgeous and so are the dresses she is trying on.
Kim’s first husband and Brooke’s father has lung cancer that has spread everywhere, even to his brain. It is iffy that he will survive for the wedding.
Next Week: Bella Gets a DUI while Yolanda is in Spain.