So on last night’s Vanderpump Rules, Jax and Scheana were adamant that Katie had made out with a random guy in a bar and stated repeatedly that she has “motorboated his crotch!” They were eye witnesses. It was the dramatic storyline ! It will be a storyline next week! But now, it seems from the Bravo blogs that it was all a big misunderstanding? Because there is a good explanation for how Katie’s face ended up in some dude’s crotch. She was taking her shoes off. Because that makes perfect sense. No wait it makes no sense at all. Let’s start with Scheana’s backpedaling.
Scheana now says it was nothing?
Moving on, I would like to sincerely apologize to Katie. Yes, several months ago we were all at a club and saw what looked like “inappropriate behavior.” I never once said she cheated. I said what I saw. After talking to Katie about it, I realize that it wasn’t what it seemed. When she bent down to take her shoes off, her head was in that region. Also, in her drunken state when she was dancing shaking her head back and forth it definitely looked like she was “motorboating” this guy. I never brought it up to Schwartz (or Katie even) because it wasn’t that big of a deal. She was drunk and having fun with her girlfriend and one of her friends. It looked shady, I saw it, and I moved on with my life. Jax and I would make jokes about it all the time because it was funny at the time when we came up with the “motorboating a D” reference. I didn’t want to make a big deal of it. Jax blew it way out of proportion and kept calling Katie a cheater. She DID NOT cheat. . .I simply felt like she crossed the line. Schwartz doesn’t care so no one else should either. They had a rough summer with their relationship, and I apologize for any part, small or large, I may have had in that.
Schwartz really could not care any less about the matter…
Even if they were true, I know it would have been innocent/drunk flirting. Not that I think that’s acceptable within a relationship — but you have to be reasonable and have perspective. People are always so vocal in regards to alcohol not being an excuse. It definitely doesn’t excuse reckless behavior or going out and fooling around, but there is a huge distinction between doing stuff like that wasted and sober. If you have an affair when of sound mind and judgment, sober, you are an —hole. If you do it drunk on a whim you are more of a douchebag. Both despicable but the distinction has to be noted. If Katie cheated on me while wasted I could deal with it. If she was emotionally invested and leading some sort of surreptitious life on the side with another dude, we would have to call it quits. It would be heartbreaking. These are just my feelings on the matter. To reiterate I don’t think either scenario is OK, they are both awful but to a different degree. In regards to these accusations in particular, I’d say bullsh–. It’s something innocent getting sensationalized, maybe due to their ire towards Katie. Out of spite maybe? I don’t know what’s fueling it.
Katie says several times she is not going to discuss it and then blames Jax and Kristen (but not Scheana?)
Now as far as this “cheating” rumor goes. It’s nothing but a fabricated lie that grew from the mouths of scorned, vindictive people who simply were out to get me. No matter what, Jax and Kristen are the supernova of cheaters — and nothing any of us could do would compare. They shoud have just stopped while they were ahead.
Hearing the conversations and the words coming out of everyone’s mouth floored me. I have been guilty of a little sh– talking but it never came from such a dark place. I never ran around like I was an angel in a perfect relationship. I’m no angel and my relationship has been anything but perfect.
So we just had an entire episode focused on something that never happened? What do you think happened?