This real housewife is laughing her ass off at the expense of one of her newly minted minions. Said minion is having to return her Rolls Royce rental after her best client decided to end their arrangement. One site says she is selling it for financial reasons. Not true. Her loose lips, while fantastic in the bedroom, are not so fantastic around his colleagues. She was looking to move on to another sucker but did it in front of the current one and now all the pretty things are being reclaimed by their owner. All except for the minion.
The real housewife who leased her own new wheels this season, a Range Rover and a Maserati, in order to keep up her image is now gleeful that the Rolls is being taken back. She won’t be laughing long though because filming is over and she wasn’t in the same town with her new rides much at all and they might not even be shown this season. And she still has to pay the bills for not one but two vehicles she has barely had the chance to drive. It seems she went to great expense not to have the cheapest car on the show this season, all for nothing.
Thank you for the Blind Items, TT. You are on the ball.
porsha/nene
This is the one and only time you will see those two names on a Forbes List.
Poor porsha!! She needs to get back into school. What a damn mess nothing is free in life and sex can be replaced once she’s been all used up
she can always chooses to drive the underground train.
sorry. *choose* not *chooses*. I was typing fast.
Porsha/kenya
It’s Porsche & nene all right !!
Btw Tamara last night RHWA came on tv in Canada and they showed nene getting her drag makeup & wig done up for the Zumanity show.
Oh my heavens her thighs are huge !!
I felt bad for Apollo , the way Phaedra kept herself away from his kids in the hotel and didn’t even call him let alone stand by him in court.
Also kandi & Todd are not going to go to far. Especially with her mom.
We are a few episodes behind the USA but at least it finally on tv now for the Canucks to catch up.
YAY! That explains the Canookian influx! Who knew igloos could get such international TV reception!
I kid.
I kid because I love.
And I feel sorry for igloo dwellers. 🙂
On Mon, Dec 1, 2014 at 12:51 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It’s ok TT I know. That’s all we get is cable up here. Direct tv is banned in Canada due to not having enough canadian content. Sheesh ! We can’t get HSN or QVC so poor me how can I keep up with all those great nene fashions and Kathy cannolis hahahaha. WOAH is me.
Please accept the 10 Tamara Tattles Tokens (8 Canookian) in advance for all my Canada jokes. May Global Warming (BWHAHAHAHAHHAH) reach you soon.
I truly do love Canada. Ya’ll are like our continental big brother with better moral and values (except for the coke snorting mayor of Toronto) we never knew we needed.
On Mon, Dec 1, 2014 at 2:52 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Meh… you don’t have to deal with Canadian drivers…
I agree TT. One of my good friends is a transplant from Ontario. He is a Weiser’s drinker and told us after quite a few drinks of his favorite liquor that he was from Canadia. So now all people from our neighboring country to the north are from Canadia.
When Real Housewives of somewhere in canookia came out I laughed at the Canookinan mobsters. I got a shit ton of comments from Canookians telling me about the Asian mob in Canookia. that post still gets me lots of hits.
That said when I go to Paris, I suddenly become Catholic…and go to church a BRAZILIAN TIMES and when I come to Canookia I become bisexual. Between the hot Jamaican guy and the hot chick I stayed with…. I could not get enough of Toronto.. even though it was THEIR COLDEST WINTER and the snow was massive.
I was just trying to survive and stay warm… and you know be slutty. SO MUCH FUN.
On Tue, Dec 2, 2014 at 12:32 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Porsha. I almost feel sorry for her. Is she a victim of arrested development? Can you outgrow illiteracy with additional studying? Perhaps, with a coach? Her Mother should care enough to check her daughter, and help her. She’s making a fool of herself. Perpetuating negative stereotypes. She’s on TV and can barely speak properly, its embarrassing to all Women. Especially embarrassing to Women of Color.
@ Jen speak for yourself , I’m not embarrassed at all.I’m not even embarrassed for her . I’m appauled and amused all at the same time . Observing porsha is like watching a cartoon or animals at the zoo. Porsha being a big dummy fool makes her and her alone look bad . Her behavior reflects that of a retard , a person who is delayed or maybe brain damaged not all women nor women of color .
O.O, I’m with you. Porsha is a big dummy, and I’m not embarrassed. Well said.
AMEN and five Tamara Tattles Tokens to you my friend.
On Mon, Dec 1, 2014 at 2:13 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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“Appalled & Amusing all at the same time,” yeah, that pretty much sums up most of our state while watching Porsha in motion on TV. Thnx for that O.O. , but not for nothing, the younger generation [hopefully their parents don’t allow them to watch RHOA or any TV of this nature]? Now, will little girls be influence to think that a “Porsha Williams” is an apt role model? Scary thought. Scarier manifest. Thankfully my generation had: Phylicia Rashad, Debbie Allen, Jane Kennedy, Teresa Graves, Flo Jo, Farrah Fawcett, Ja’net DuBois, Bernadette Stanis, those of that ilk to look up to. So once grown can watch TV and make the discernment between a real woman vs. a female of adult-age.
LOL. Stupidity is the one disease that’s 100% curable, with zero chance for remission. All you have to do is read a book. However, Porsha doesnt like to put in the work. she “think’s” she is pretty and get paid for it. Unfortunately Kim K set the bar so low, most young women are willing to limbo over it. Take your clothes off, smile, swallow, rinse, repeat = instant millionaire ( yes I went there!). Sad thing is Porsha already hit the lottery by marrying Kordell. I dont think/hope she will be lucky twice. She should have played the good little church girl card a while longer, or atleast until she had secured her 18 year paychecks. JMHO.
Seriously. There are a lot of cuter, younger, less brain dead women in Atlanta. She blew it with Kordell and the way she portrays herself on TV is not becoming. There is no way she will land another wealthy husband, so she might as well pick up a book.
Or a man. I think she SHOULD be a whore, it’s her best shot. She just needs Marlo to give her lessons or something.
On Mon, Dec 1, 2014 at 7:23 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I think the key word is almost right?? Porsha should be trying to educate herself but instead she is using her body for paychecks! That will last for only so long!! Pretty disappointed in her for creating unnecessary beefs with people while she is making digs at people’s ages!! She hangs out with some of the oldest persons in that hen house!
@tt Porsha would be a good match with Apollo or any man that’s kind of slow.
I wonder if Porsha had to find someone to read the message spray painted on the car? She probably about crapped her drawers when she saw that car.
Hilarious.
Porsha.
Love the Blind Items ! Porsha? …wwhhaaaa.poor baby
Hmmm, and where is the blog about Kenya not having her Bentley anymore?? This post seems sorta biased to me. Oh I forgot, this is #teamkenya… Let me go back to just lurking and sit on my finger tips before I’m banned. SMH
…there was just a report a few weeks ago about Porsha’s pimp daddy kicking her to the curb with a bejeweled cane, after she hit on his friend right in front of him. These rumors are coming from everywhere, INCLUDING the show itself, and including her own fucking new BFF.
It’s called connecting the most simplest of all the simple dots.
The only people constantly complaining about “bias” are the ones that hate Kenya, and want to see bad things written about her — so who is really fucking bias? Dumb bitch.
And by “hit on” his friend I of course mean “proposition” him. — like literally tickle balls with her tongue in exchange for a pair of shoes.
Do I cut my Vegetables on the “Bias” or on the “Biased?” It’s all so damn confusing!
bias is a noun. Biased is a verb.
On Tue, Dec 2, 2014 at 6:35 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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There were never any blind items or any reports of how or why Kenya gave up her Bentley. I’m sure if it were related to a man or sugar daddy dumping her the blogs would b all over it
I reported that she got a deal with the dealership to drive one last season. Kinda like Melissa Gorga. Only I don’t think her dealership got shut down by the feds.
On Mon, Dec 1, 2014 at 11:10 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Exactly! If it were “like that” those other blogs would have BEEN reported it. Bombshell Diva, look, there are sooo many blogs/vlogs that hate on Kenya where you can go and get your hater-high on! Why come here to peruse? ..bring your high down. You know “such perusing” will only make you frown. Lol.. No, not teasing you. Just find the whole notion of continually consuming something you know will taste bad to your palete … time after time, yet you KEEP consuming anyway…Doesn’t make sense! Or, is it your vain hope to sway T.T.’s readers to see “your side” of this matter? Futile. Uh, yeah, it’s laughable.
well said, notthatkenya!
KENYA all the way!
Tamara do you know if Porsha still got a check this season even though she lost her peach?
Um. how did you hop the fence?
On Mon, Dec 1, 2014 at 4:06 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Word on the curb…Porsha
The poor dear….named after a car that she cannot even afford to drive.
OMG! Dying laughing. It’s quite popular to name kids after expensive cars here in the ghetto. As a teacher you can’t imagine the number of misspelled porsches and Mercedes I have successfully taught to read.
Sidenote. I just realized, my brother who drove in from Athens for Thanksgiving was there when I arrived. I assumed he was not because I didn’t see is late life crisis Porsche or his truck in the cul de sac parking. Hmmm. I should look into that.
On Mon, Dec 1, 2014 at 5:19 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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My sister is a fifth grade teacher – this year she has two girls in her class both named Lexus. One of them adds an extra X because, in her own words, “it’s more classier”.
Mmmmm. Was he your handsome Thanksgiving guest?
lolol.. i cant stop laughing!
It’s ok that Porsha had to return the Rolls. She will be fine. She said she is planning on taking the Underground railroad to work.
giggles
On Mon, Dec 1, 2014 at 5:59 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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When I saw Porsha in that car, I was like who is funding her lifestyle because we KNOW she can’t afford it. This child is lost. I blame her mother.
Ugh, her mother is a train wreck too. Underground of course..
The joke never gets old!!!
Nene did that to save face with Porsha and her ‘fans’? Hmmm these people love packing up their crap to move into the poor house!
Thank you kindly for the ten tokens. I live in Toronto and I see you’ve heard of our former mayor and his proclivity to drugs. He did not make it to the re- election as he was hospitalized with stomach cancer at age 46 this September. Just so you know what became of Rob Ford, Tamara.
Oh. That is terrible.
Anyway, don’t spend those tokens all in one place and be sure to feed the penguins and whatnot. 🙂
On Mon, Dec 1, 2014 at 10:30 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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That guy is only 46? Holy crap! #JustSayNo
OOOH my. Sill sipping on the tea and catching up. Thanks Tamara
Porsha, oh Porsha… T.T. mentioned Marlo’s name above. I’ll do the same here, find her, make her school you! It’s said when the student is ready the teacher will appear. So maybe she’ll have compassion and just show up at your front door one day. And if she does, pay her! Marlo, keep that song “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…I can teach you but I’ll have to charge.” Mar, if she can’t pay you make “him” pay that finder’s fee, don’t forward any #s till the check clear. Porsha, you can buy your own gifts. Tell that nucca “Cash!” Secure a signing bonus before the first ep goes down! How you not game-tight by now? How old are you? F*ck gifts! Again, cause you don’t know whose name their in. One more time, cash! Buy your own sh*t! Marlo is a 7, y’all 7 suns away, this alone could make Marlo hold some compassion for you…then again, you’re friends with NeNe. Is that a real conenction or just for TV? I’m sure Marlo would know the answer to that better than we the viewer. If you are to waste your pretty & your youth in this “wasteful fashion” by all means DO IT RIGHT! I don’t advocate whoredom [allegedly], but if the rumors are right, again, right the rumor by righting yourself–honor your temple! Have just one, one rich one, one that actually care enough about you NOT to humiliate you in this public fashion! Some really think that pretty = to healthy self-esteem. It doesn’t. Porsha has proven this. Tip: Porsha find that song “Give Me” by I Level, AZ did it over too…can’t find his for some reason; your Mama may know that groove. Listen where he sings “…give me what you can’t get back…” Sex creates a soul tie…let me step down off this soap box. It’s just hurtful when women are taken advantage of like this. Be well. <3
*they’re, pardon all typos.