Word on the curb is that we will be seeing Don Johnson on RHOBH this season. He has listed his property in Montecito with The Agency , Mauricios’s agency. Um, Montecito is about 90 miles away from Beverly Hills. Mauricio is NOT the listing agent. Don Johnson just bought his place last year, but he needs a new place to have horses on the property. He didn’t know he needed a horse barn last year? Maybe that sweet ranch property that Ellen DeGeneres flipped in Hidden Valley is back on the market. Or maybe he just wants to be on RHOBH? We shall see if this listing makes the edit or hits the editing room floor.
From TwoParagraphs.com
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards is married to real estate mogul, Mauricio Umansky. His agency, called The Agency of Beverly Hills, has been selected to sell the estate of actor Don Johnson (Miami Vice, Nash Bridges). Johnson’s French country farmhouse in Montecito, California is listing for $14.9 million. Don’t worry, Johnson hasn’t gone bankrupt like Burt Reynolds. Johnson and his wife of 15 years, Kelley Phleger, bought the 11,229-square-foot estate in 2013 but the couple is “unable to house their horses on the three-acre estate, required them to board their horses off the property.”
The 11,229-square-foot estate is located on a cul-de-sac behind a private gate, enclosed by a hill with views of the ocean, mountains and Channel Islands. The four bedroom, eight bath home has a multitude of terraces with doors opening from most of the rooms with ocean views through the ancient oaks that dot the property. Named “Shack des Chênes” by the Johnsons, the grounds contain a two-level guest house, outside wood-burning fireplace, large swimming pool, basketball court, inground trampoline, play area, dog run and kennel.
Poor dears. I wonder how the ever manage to cope?
I know right! Buying huge house and then suddenly realizing you have no place to board your horses! #RichPeopleProblems
I don’t believe this for a minute. Either this is Don doing Maurico a favor to get his agency on TV, or he wants to be on RHOBH… or something.
None of this makes since. You don’t buy a house nearly 2 hours with traffic from Beverly Hills and list it with a Beverly Hills agency.
On Sat, Nov 29, 2014 at 11:00 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Think you hit the nail on the head! #ShamelessPromotion
Definitely an offer he can’t refuse.
Didn’t Don Johnson go through some really bad times and was nearly homeless? I think he did, so I’m happy he is doing this well!
So, you’re not sure, but just want to throw that out there because you like him?
Yeah I know this is your blog and all, but you don’t need to be rude to your commenters… It’s fun reading your blog but to look at the way you treat some people is mean spirited. Give people a break and maybe be nice to those who are searching out your blog because they enjoy it and they may not know all their celebrity gossip. Nice goes a long way.
You must be new. Nice? Here? Not going to happen. Comments that start with “I know this is your blog” always end with “but I’m here to tell you how to run it.”
This doesn’t sound like the place for you.
On Sun, Nov 30, 2014 at 9:59 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I don’t know about anyone else but the way tattles treats “some people” is exactly why I come here. Snark and rude are only part of the equation. She is also xoxo and kind to those who put a little thought and effort into their comments. Those posters who are brave, stupid (or rude) enough to offer unsolicited behavioral advice get what they get. You fall into that category.
She’s not called ‘she who must be obeyed’ for nothing.
Stop it with the kind shit asshole. I just told the fool this was not nice place. You want they should stay?
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On Sun, Nov 30, 2014 at 11:45 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Lol, OK you got me. That was a dumb comment and I shouldn’t have sent it. I do know he had hit hard times some years back, but I don’t know all the details.I haven’t kept up with his career so I was just kind of surprised to see he can now afford these expensive properties!
So, I am sorry for throwing out that comment with nothing to substantiate my claims. I do like him, but nothing cose to how much I like you, so please accept my humble apology.
LOL. It was after midnight. I was a bit…um… weird last night. Not like the usual “I’ve had too much wine” stuff. I was cleaning the house and playing online games and apparently very defensive about Don Johnson.
So you can take your apology and shove it. Because I was being stupid. I’m sorry. Can I buy you off? I think three Tamara Tattles Tokens should do it. 🙂
I’ll be praying that this couple manages to get through this crisis. The horses must be taken care of. #RichPeopleProblems
@TT, YES! I can be bought off. My first Tamara Tattles Tokens! I shall now twerk around my house in true Kenya Moore fashion singing, “I got TT tokens, oh yeah , oh yeah”! XOXO
Bribery is a lovely thing. 🙂
On Sun, Nov 30, 2014 at 4:07 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I can’t believe all of y’all are talking about Maurico getting publicity for The Agency or Don Johnson wanting to give him publicity or be on RHOBH. It’s got to be about those poor horses. They have to be housed far away from the owners and are probably so depressed. People get a life. It’s all about the horses and them needed the own wing of Don’s new house with heating and air conditioning and access to their own pool for aqua-therapy. Geez. Lmao.
Oh and totally OT except for maybe the fact that it is an animal like the horses…does the baby elephant with his trunk going round and round in the ads bother anyone but me? Every time I look at it, I think it’s going to break off his face. I know I’m crazy. You don’t have to start with that lol.
YES!!!!! the elephant drives me crazy too!!!!
I’m sure Yolanda could offer some much unsolicited advice and perspective .
Yes, she could tell him don’t list your house for four times what you paid for it and expect it to sell. Or don’t buy a house on the PCH. Because, traffic.
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On Sun, Nov 30, 2014 at 3:21 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I think it’s cute. That elephant is trying new things, and is completely absorbed by it. He reminds me of my brothers.
Thank god he hasn’t gone bankrupt, I was beginning to worry! A load off my mind
Lets all pool our money and all go live there and watch our shows!!
Ok. So, now my last memory of Don Johnson, his swan song will be his cameo appearance on RHOBH, as a client of a cast member’s husband, after which there will be obligatory debate about if he had work done, then what kind of work, and whether he had too much or not enough. And I’ll think to myself how nice it was to have forgotten about him for decades and to have held an image of him about 20 years younger. He got old. I got older. Shit.
Getting old sucks. Old people suck. This whole thing? Sucks. But hey, at least we’re all in it together.
On Sun, Nov 30, 2014 at 4:16 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I know it’s a bit off topic, but am I the only one who thinks it looks like they fused 9 houses together? Only four bedrooms? What on earth is the rest of the house other than bathrooms?
I’m glad that we all are, Tamara, thank you, and I enjoy life and some benefits of aging. Though I do not enjoy suddenly seeing a star of days gone by pop up out of nowhere, and noting how HE has aged so much.