Everyone seems to have positive things to say about Lisa Rinna in their Bravo blogs this week. However, Brandi Glanville makes a point of letting us know her friendliness toward Lisa Rinna will be short lived. Brandi’s two remaining allies on the show, Yolanda and Kim seem to be taking opposite positions. Yolanda joins the chorus singing the praises of Lisa Rinna. Kim Richards is the only one without her hymnal open. Kim has not even mentioned her. May she has not met her yet. I suppose Kim and Brandi will bond over their dislike for her this season.
And everyone seems to be forecasting stormy times ahead…
Yolanda says:
It just feels right this season. Like I mentioned before, Lisa R. and Eileen add an authentic and substantial new flavor to our group that will be exciting for you to see. The sooner the rest of us can move on from wasting more breath on beaten-to-death past issues, the better.
Lisa R. is a fascinating chameleon that has been able to keep reinventing herself to stay relevant in such a challenging profession, and I love that she is proud to do whatever it takes to keep on laughing her way to the bank. A woman after my own heart.
From Lisa’s Vanderpump’s blog:
Seeing Miss Glandville (note her spelling) with Adrienne was rather surprising for me. I am glad that she saw the situation clearly when remarking that she had to take responsibility for her own actions, not to cowardly try and alleviate herself from the catastrophe that she created.
I remember so clearly, gently chastising BG in the kitchen, still believing naively that her intentions weren’t all bad. In fact, that was probably the beginning of my realization of who we were dealing with.
Of course I show reticence at the beginning of this season with regard to engaging most of the women. It had been a devastating experience, and I was unsure of what to expect. I knew they had all had contact with each other over the many months that had passed, and I had had none until very recently with Kyle. When it was mentioned to me that maybe Lisa R. was joining, I felt slightly differently.
I laughed when viewing her with her young agent. You will enjoy getting to know her. Her energy is boundless and positivity infectious. I do believe you will be introduced to Eileen next week. Things change rather rapidly I am afraid, from this gentle start.
Brandi let’s us know that she has a major falling out with Lisa Rinna:
Observing Lisa Rinna at lunch with her agent, I can tell what a really hard worker and hustler she is. There is no shame in her game, and I like it! She is a mama bear taking care of her cubs and will do whatever it takes to provide. Having been married to an actor, I know show business is. It’s very fickle. One minute you’re hot, the next you’re not, and sometimes you do things that you may not always be proud of to make a buck. I like Lisa at this point.
And finally, Kyle warns us that the fun, silly episodes are over…
Lisa Rinna is always making me smile with her “go get ’em” attitude. She’s a hard worker, and I like that about her. Next week you will meet Eileen! I know you’ve all been excited about that. Enjoy this calm “catching up” beginning…it doesn’t last long!
Well…after the absolutely most boring episode last week….I m ready for anything else. Bring on the drama. After all, if we are to be honest here…that IS why we watch.
That’s why you watch. That’s probably most people watch. But some people like to see normal interactions similar to those of grownassed women and the parts of people’s lives that are interesting. Just interesting. I don’t dare to hope for educational, or uplifting, or genuine. Just mostly civilized and mildly interesting or amusing.
On Sat, Nov 29, 2014 at 4:23 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Great way to put that. Sometimes, that’s a hard one to explain! For whatever reason?
That’s a favorite phrase for inauthentic people. Much like, “If I’m being honest” “To tell the truth” “Trust me” are liars tells.
On Sun, Nov 30, 2014 at 1:41 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I, for one, love to watch the “boring” shows. I want to see the houses, pools, views, clothes, jewelry, closets. I love seeing them horseback riding, shopping, having lunch, & putting together parties. Then add some snark & I’m good to go. Also, I’m really enjoying Lisa Rinna, and always Lisa Vanderpump. I hope Kyle & LVP can keep their friendship going, because they are so cute and funny together. Plus, it drives Brandi insanely jealous! ROFLMAO. Love your blog TT…..
I agree. The unnecessary and people scrambling for a storyline to appear relevant is ridiculous. Plain interactions will do it for me. Last years was BH’s worst season because of the unnecessary drama.
In honesty, Riley, I do not care for the mean-spirited cattiness that too often overpowers the positive aspects of the RHOBH (and other franchises) cast members’ priviledged lives. I want to learn about their priviledged lives, how they live and socialize, and I want to understand the hows, whys, and whats about what matters to them and I also want to see how they successfully navigate their ways through the glamorous life.
I doubt that cattiness, at least to the extent that we encounter on RHOBH, exists among BH elites, who are NOT BRAVO personalities, and do not have TV cameras follow them.
Yolanda’s got one foot and 4 toes out the door already.
I’m wondering if this will be Brandi’s (and maybe Kim’s) last year. I’ve always liked Brandi (eta, or maybe I just liked Brandi with Lisa), but her schtick is getting old, and her against everyone is no longer fun to watch. Should be an interesting season.
P.S. Lisa is PISSED.
Lisa R never liked Brandi of course they are not gonna get along
Argh the Jennifer Lawrence video spoof of Vanderpump Rules is so cute. Love me some JenLaw.
So I believe that Brandi fights with Lisa R and Kim fights with Eileen. Eileen and Lisa R are close so I assume it’s like a 2v2 alliance. That’s probably why Kim is quiet on Lisa R whilst Yolanda is singing her praises. Maybe Kim and Brandi realise Bravo just hired their replacements. Two classy funny ladies in, two annoying drunks out.
Ummm, love you Michael, but I’d hold off using the word “classy” when speaking of the new ladies until you’ve seen the entire season. 🙂
So since you have seen it, please, fill us in on your tea! You have seen it. right? RIGHT?
On Sat, Nov 29, 2014 at 9:35 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Surely they can’t be worse than Brandi and Kim. At least they are both famous and rich. Already one up on Brandi and Kim there ;).
Plus if Rinna really is going to be on ‘Scream’ then I’m ride or die with her till the end.
Well now, color me surprised.
BTW, I had a dream where my dead mother thought I should move to Melbourne. So make room for me and Banjo!
On Sat, Nov 29, 2014 at 11:31 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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My apartment is two bedroom, I’ll tweet you a pic of ‘your’ bedroom when I get home. The building allows aninals too. 🙂
Damn Micheal! Are you still on your glorious vacation!? You lucky dog you!
No that is my residence. Holiday is over. 🙁
OUR residence. Soon to be nicknamed Banjo’s House of Hair.
Okay, stop making me jealous you two! Australia or Costa Rica? Oh, I forgot…..we still haven’t picked out my place on Lake Como (preferably in Varenna) that TT is going to pay for. Remember? (And if you don’t say you like Costa Rican coffee better than the coffee that Aussies serve up, then we are going to have a problem.) 🙂
If you watch the trailer you will see it is Brandi that fights with Eileen (throws water or wine on her) and that it is Kim that fights with Lisa R. Brandi is holding Kim back while Lisa R throws wine on Kim and smashes her glass on the floor.
Good for Lisa Rinna! lol.
On Sat, Nov 29, 2014 at 11:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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My mistake. Too many morning bloody marias. Either way I still feel that it’s a 2v2 alliance of convenience. I know which side I will be on.
Let me guess, the wrong one again? The one where you and JD continue to be retards?
On Sat, Nov 29, 2014 at 11:29 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I don’t know what happens but although I predict I will side w LR it’s pretty bad to throw wine on an alcoholic!
Wait, who threw the wine and who is the Alcoholic? I must admit I spend most of my time sifting through RHOA tea from locals when RHOBH is showing and I don’t have nearly as much if any great tea from there.
On Sat, Nov 29, 2014 at 11:41 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Kim is an alcoholic. Lisa R. is seen throwing wine in her face in the season trailer. Speaking of which, some of these women belong in trailers.
If I am going to be moved to throw my drink in someone’s face, I really don’t give a shit what is in it. That said, I think Lisa R. throws her drink on the floor. I can’t be bothered to care. But if you are suggesting that I should give a shit about someone I decide to waste a perfectly drink on, I can assure you I would not give a shit if they were in recovery or not. NOT MY PROBLEM.
I’m on Rinna’s and Eileen’s side. This is one thing I disagree with my tard bf about. 😀
I’m pretty sure Kim masterfully dodged the brunt of the wine – I assume she’s developed this newfound skill from tirelessly long hours of dodging pitbull teeth and talons.
HBIC Brandi manages to land hers directly in the facial/weavial areas (the most vulnerable pressure points for any woman of Beverly Hills) –from ACROSS the table.
Team Ninja: 2
Team Lips: 0
LMFAO @ micropoop! Love it! Bwahahahaha
Nobody’s gaining any respect from me for wasting good wine. That, my friends, should be a commandment (Thou shalt not spill, throw or waste your wine).
Oh Lisa V, my dear, Brandi at least has the word ‘apologize’ in her limited vocabulary. I’m a horrible person, and I’m just going to say it: Vanderpump is wearing out her welcome with this ‘victim’ mentality.
Agreed!
Gotta agree with you. Build a bridge and get over it.
Like Brandi should finally get over her husband ditching her for a talented songbird? The hypocrisy is blinding. Only in the Brandi love club, am I right? 😉
Don’t forget TT, Kim ALSO has a falling out with Rinna, so it’ll be Rinna v Eileen, Kim and Brandi. Eileen and Brandi also get into it. Basically, Brandi has active confrontations with EVERYONE except Kim and Yolanda.
So by EVERYONE, do you mean Lisa V, Kyle, Eileen and Lisa R? Did I miss somebody who is a housewife (as opposed to a FOH)? Lisa R was on Brandi’s podcast post-season so I doubt that there are any hard feelings there. Eileen, who is a homewrecker herself, is not likely to be buddies with Brandi on any level. Kyle is friends with Brandi when it suits (read: benefits) her. And Lisa V.? Well, I doubt that Brandi and Lisa V will ever have any sort of relationship again because Brandi won’t kiss her ass, Lisa won’t want to own any part of the problem between them, and Lisa V’s ego is satisfied by Kyle’s fawning. JMO.
Exactly, I don’t think Lisa R has issues with Brandi or Eileen. I’m betting those were false reports. As you said, Lisa R was on Brandi’s podcast and Lisa & Eileen seem like good old friends in the preview for next week.
As for Eileen cheating, I know she and her hubby Vince have been married a long time and I think Brandi is just looking for something to fight about for the show. For whatever it’s worth, I’ve seen Eileen and her husband’s ex-wife Betsy out to lunch together in LA seeming very chummy and friendly.
I think it will be mostly a 2v2 this season of Kim/Brandi versus Rinna/Eileen. I’m totally up for that. The winning team hopefully will leave the losing side without a contract for next season. 😀
Aww, so we’re looking at another Carlton/Joyce then. How unfortunate!!
Watch your toungue!!! 😉
At least Carlton scored a Lady Gaga video cameo out of it…maybe Kelsey Grammer can cop Rinna a maxipad sponsorship as her “departing gift”
Now your just turning nonsensical. I must say that Brandi fans are not nearly as scary as Nene fans. I get comments in moderation all the time about my black soul full of hatred generally coupled with a death wish from Nene fans.
I guess Brandi fans aren’t as creative. 🙂
On Sun, Nov 30, 2014 at 5:34 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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That only proves we are the most civilized, klassy, stable, and sophistikated out of the bunch.
Brandi is All. Brandi is One. Her Light leads the way lest we stray into darkness.
LOL. I must say, Brandi seems as though she is going to be the star with the most airtime this season…#SIGH
On Sun, Nov 30, 2014 at 1:56 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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whoever they choose, i’m on Lisa R & Eileen’s sides pretty much no matter what.
And I just have to say, Yolanda with her “authentic”-ness is really starting to annoy me. She uses that word to describe EVERYTHING.
Brandi is the worst housewife ever, well okay..she can tie with Tamra. Why does Bravo put these low class trash bags on these shows? Hitting, screaming, throwing drinks at people. They belong on a show like Bad Girls Club, but for middle aged mothers. How tragic.
Hmmm… maybe things changed as Lisa was on Brandi’s podcast a few weeks back, they got on very well. I have also seen them out together in LA, no cams, no show. So maybe they didn’t get on earlier in the season. Not sure. But they do now.