I can already tell this episode is going to have too much Brandi.
Brandi and Kim are besties on this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills it seems. Brandi tells Kim about running into Adrienne. Kim thinks that Brandi has grown as a person. At least that is what she is calling not having another other choice of filming buddies. Brandi has not just been dumped by five landlords in five years, she’s also been dumped by JR who decided the chick he cheated on her with is preferable. She is not going to go with out a fight though.
Lisa Vanderpump is getting a new shirt tailor made for her. It’s just and excuse to see her closet, really. We are focusing on the help this episode it seems. Lisa employs servants as a act of compassion for them. She’s nice like that. She also has decided to allow Kyle and Yolanda to share her airspace from time to time. Lisa tells Ken she has no desire to reunite with Brandi. 
Kyle and Mauricio are going to Lake Tahoe. Kyle tells Mauricio about Brandi and Adrienne talking. Mauricio pretends to care. We are 15 minutes in and absolutely nothing has happened. It’s mostly rehash from last week when not much happened either. On the plus side, it’s easy to blog. Kyle and the family are flying in a private puddle jumper. Kyle is worried that Portia is going to be spoiled. Her siblings did not grow up this way.
It’s Lisa Rinna! She has a new agent. Is she vegan? Her agent is presenting her with a Scream series on MTV. Lisa Rinna is like, fine! I’ll do it! Lisa will do anything. The new agent is talking about working on her branding and endorsements. Lisa starts talking about the Depends commercial. She says she got paid more to do that than she has ever gotten paid to do anything ever in her life. She doesn’t even look at the endorsement choices. She says she’ll take them all! I just love her.
Next we see LVP at Mohammed’s house. How long as he been trying to sell that house now? About as long as Sheree has been trying to build one. She goes out with Mo’s new fiancé to show for jewelry. It’s an infomercial for the jeweler so that she can get a discount. I am loving this place though. I need a rich Sugardaddy. I do not like the giant pink sapphire ring she likes. I know she loves pink, but a pink sapphire is just an underdeveloped ruby. It should not cost anywhere NEAR what that guy was insinuating. I am unmoved by pink gemstones.
Yolanda greets David in some lingerie and an apron and is cooking his dinner. Oh dear God they are having dinner at a table in their bedroom overlooking the ocean. The wall in the master bedroom is full fucking retractable and there is a full ocean view. Now THIS. This moves me. Sign me up for some of that! I’d never leave that room. David recounts a story about meeting Yo for Valentines Day when they were dating. She was in the restaurant in a trench coat when he arrived. The restaurant was full and she flashed him to show she was only wearing red lingerie underneath. David said, “If anyone had seen that they would have thought you were a hooker!” Yolanda has a look on her face like, holy fuck this was not in your script! Oh god we have to send Bella of to NYC this season. Will we be required to fingerpaint something for her apartment? David can’t go, he has to be in Shanghai to be a mentor for The Voice in China.
Brandi and Kim are besties now so Brandi goes over to tell Kim that she banged one of the children who moved her into the new house. I’m pretty sure that is against child labor laws. She is saying she did bang him to Kim but she clearly did. She starts talking about JR saying that he tells her that he loves her but he loves his new girlfriend too. Brandi is a moron. She is now taking advice from Kim. Kim’s plan is for them to stalk him with his new girlfriend so Brandi can see them together and realize he has moved on. Kim has a bunch of wigs and hats and sunglasses. I kind of like Kim as a brunette. Kim and Brandi literally hide in some bushed. Brandi can’t pronounce Louboutin. The see JR out but he was not out with the girlfriend. He was alone. He is probably lying about having a girlfriend to get rid of Brandi.
Did Brandi’s roommate move into the new house too?
Yolanda can barely get into her child size riding pants. She complains to the help who is a size 20 about being fat. This episode should be called The Help. For a chronically ill person Yolanda does more than most healthy people. Yolanda schools us on the superiority of English horseback riding over Western horseback riding. Kim shows up western style. Yolanda feels quite superior to poor, western Kim. Kim is actually a Disney rider. Kim offers to help Yolanda deal with Gigi moving to NYC Both Gigi and Bella have taken off in the modeling world. The horse riding scene is gorgeous. This is why we want to watch these shows.
Brandi calls Adrienne on the way to meet Adrienne for coffee. Did Brandi just say she is not going into the meeting looking for an apology. Um, what? You nearly broke the Internet by blurting out Adrienne’s private family secret on national TV and you think she owes you an apology? She is going in to speak her piece and say she’s sorry and move on. I’ll believe it when I see it. She did not dress for the coffee day. Her hair looks dirty and flat. When going to a showdown with an enemy you should try to look fierce without looking like you tried to look fierce.
Brandi apologizes! With like a sincere apology. She said she is sorry for everything and she regrets what she said. She had no intention of hurting her family. It was all very adult. She does sort of throw LVP under the bus. Adrienne is very graceful in accepting her apology. Is this a housewives scene? They had a light lunch. It was all very civilized and impressive.
Next week: It’s Lisa Rinna’s birthday and Harry gives her piece of jewelry in a giant Cartier box. I love Harry even more. Kyle talks about Portia understanding the value of a dollar and not raising a brat. So she buys her a T-Shirt that says I left my Louis in the Jet and jumps when Portia demands that Kyle buy her things. We have a little west coast Milania happening. Yo unloads another kid on NYC. And Eileen finally shows up.
I suspect that Kim is the only one pathetic enough to film a lot with Brandi (Yolo and Kyle film a bit but usually have better things to do). Poor Kim she just makes poor decisions.
I know you hate Kim. One of the few things we disagree on. I actually LOVE her. lol I thought she was totes cute this episode. When she’s sober, she’s a harmless little kid.
So it begins…I knew our love affair would have its hardships at some point. 😉
What redeeming qualities does Kim have?
She’s funny. She is a trained actress, she seems to be a decent mother, she loves animals, she has a lot of redeeming qualities. Why so harsh?
On Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 2:12 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Kim has those fascinating eyebrows.
Kim isn’t horrible. She is probably a great person. I just always have to skip her scenes, especially last season with her bad dog storyline. At least I can enjoy hating Brandi and Yolanda. I feel bad disliking Kim’s scenes. This season she appears to be in a good place so maybe I will change my opinion on the matter.
But this is how we make it to year 20 of our marriage. We have to learn how to disagree.
That is true. Ok let’s us see how this goes. You never know, by the end of the season I could be a huge Kim fan. 😀
wait? who is breaking up. as long it is not me and one of my gay lovers…
On Tue, Nov 25, 2014 at 11:37 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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No just us two tards chatting away. 😀
Nothing to see here.
Brandi is Kim’s charity case – she probably feels sorry for her b/c no one else can stand her! Having been through similar ostracization b/c of her drinking, she probably wants to help her. Let’s not forget, Brandi is a lush & full-on train wreck – but Kim wasn’t far from that a few years ago. She seems nice but I would run to the hills if I were here & stay away from trashy Brandi!
Yeah, the newly sober and the show’s biggest drunk do make unlikely bedfellows. But Brandi will get in bed with anyone!
On Fri, Nov 28, 2014 at 6:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Omg Lisa Rinna is doing Scream? I can’t wait for that series. Note to film fans ghost face is NOT featured in the show. Instead a more ‘organic’ mask is going to be used…at least early on as the rights have not been secured for the mask in season 1.
I would watch that!
What did you say? You’d love to recap it for TT? Awesome! I’ll pay you ten times, nay 100 times what I pay UF! YAY!
On Tue, Nov 25, 2014 at 10:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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So like 5 TT tokens? UF is chained to the radiator so my freedom will do!
TT, you know you can’t let an intern not be chained to the radiator. They always say they will stay without it but they never do. Don’t believe it TT, it’s another gay trick haha. Plus then you’re going to have to do more redecorating for UF or something to placate him which he will try to hold over your head. It just gets too complicated. Sounds like a better plan to actually break down and give Michael the 5 TT tokens and chain him to the radiator while he’s looking at his pretty new coins lol.
I will absolutely watch this show!
Haha the people have spoken! TT will be recapping Scream on MTV. 😀
You’re welcome.
A couple of days ago Brandi was trashing LVP calling her a hypocrite and saying she should show us all her real fur closet on Twitter. Me thinks that Brandi is going to be riding the LVP train to relevancy this season. That and being besties with Kim.
O/T I’m glad Kathy Griffin got the fashion police job. I wonder what Nene thinks? Why did she turn the offer down? 😉
Nene must be too busy being fired from Bravo.
LMAOOOOOOOO @ why did she turn the offer down!! That was awesome!!
lol OH THE SHADE.
On Tue, Nov 25, 2014 at 10:47 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It literally was announced on my TV as I was typing in the comments and my first thought was, ‘Why would Nene turn such a lucrative offer down?’. 😉
OH, THE THIRST! She thirsty …
t-h-u-r … stee.
I wonder where Kingsley was when Kim and Brandi were in her bedroom!
Mauling one of the many other victims who are starting to come forward?
OMG EXCELLENT QUESTION!
On Tue, Nov 25, 2014 at 10:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Kingsley? He probably was busy gnawing on Kim’s gardener.
Yup Michael, I think you are right about the other victims coming forward. Kingsly may end up being the Bill Cosby of dogs.
One of the times that Brandi was on WWHL she did say that Kingsley had bitten her (this was before he attacked Alexia). Makes me wonder if Kim at least had the smarts and/ or decency to keep him away from Brandi as a result.
I didn’t care for Lisa’s pink ring, but I loved the scene with her and shiva they seem fun together. I feel kyle is a bit late on portia not being a spoiled brat.
Brandi and Kim are just a boring combination and kim should have been a friend of instead of full time cast member.
Portia looks like she could be one of the Giudice kids.
I don’t want this Portia spoiled brat fake storyline. Zzzzzzz…
“I don’t want Portia to be a spoiled brat…” Too late. That kid is already an entitled brat.
Booooooriiinnggggg episode
That was an hour of my life I will never get back.
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— Kyle: They’re trying to give Portia the Milania edit, and I hate it. She’s no Milania, and no one will ever be as great as her. I can’t get over how beautiful she is in her talking heads with that white dress.
— Kim/Brandi: they are like mischievous 5 year olds and I love that they are friends. The people walking by them when they were initially hiding in the bushes. LOL They are so ridiculous. So cute.
— Yolanda: She is a beautiful woman. I could listen to her talk about her life in Holland all day long. LOVED her horse scene with Kim. I basically love all Kim scenes though soo…
— Lisa: She cracked me up with her Depend commercial. She’s such a hustler, and she OWNS it!
— Vanderpump: I loved her taking in the new maid and her scenes with Shiva. I need Shiva to be a FOH stat! Were those scenes the point irl where Lisa still didn’t have any friends so they were testing Shiva?
— Brandi: I didn’t hate her this episode. I actually enjoyed her. Her approach to the Adrienne scene was perfect. Her subtle shift blame onto Lisa was super shady and even more delicious was Adrienne calling her out on it in her confessional.
I agree, Brandi’s apology would have been nice had she not included lisa v, it kind of diminishes the whole taking responsibility for my own actions thing, but I am glad that adrienne saw through that and they could move on as civil adults, no cursing, no drink throwing, just I’m sorry let’s move on. So far bev hills have had 2 successful sit down apology lunches, I like it.
Fuck I forgot to check out Kim’s eyebrows. I still have not noticed.
On Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 12:00 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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ok so you might not know, but I’m seriously an “objective hater/lover”. I’m able to say nice things about people I don’t like. For example, I’m really not the biggest fan of how Lisa treats Kyle (whom is my fav BH wife) but I’d be delusional not to acknowledge how fabulous she is in most other aspects of her life.
I typically hate Brandi, but I’m actually on her side against Lisa. That will probably change once she starts being disgusting towards Kyle…
Hmm, the only BH I’ve consistently hated in every season is Taylor. RHONJ is a different story. I’d never have anything nice to say about Melissa Gorga… #TreHugger
#TreHugger 4 lyfe!
I don’t see how you can side with Brandi against Lisa. Even if everything she said about Lisa is true, why did she betray a friend? Especially in such a public and crude way? I can understand the issues between Lisa and Kyle but Brandi needs to move on, its very unflattering to hear Brandi whinge nonstop about the Pump.
BeCalm. Yes, dear. Yes, I told you so. It’s ok.
Do you remember when you were a kid and they announced there would be an eclipse of the sun? They would get you all hyped up, jacked up on the excitement to view such a wonder? And then just when you wanted to see it they would caution you to NEVER look directly at it or you know……
Yeah. Kind of like that.
Once viewed, those brows will call to you like hairy Sirens, haunting your every waking dream. lurking….stalking…beckoning
I’ve tried my best to warn everyone. Yet even TT herself giddily posts”Fuck, I forgot to check out Kim’s eyebrows”
Like this is suppose to be funny.
Nothin’ I can say…..a total eclipse of the sun.
My work here is done.
Damn you Maisey and sharing your obsession with Kim’s eyebrows! I miss the content of all her talking heads bc of the eyebrows. Your words keep ringing in my head…”don’t be tardy for the eyebrows.” Damn it. I am becoming equally obsessed with Adrienne’s hair. For someone with so much money, shouldn’t she be able to afford hair that looks less crunchy, dirty, and poorly dyed? When you see it from the back, it’s a complete rat’s nest…actual creatures may be living in it. I also noticed as TT did that Brandi’s hair looked dirty and flat in the Adrienne scene. I’m glad I’m not the only one that ever leaves the house looking that way! This episode was a big snooze fest, glad we have their odd style choices to keep us entertained.
I thought Adrienne’s hair looked good in her scene with Brandi. I probably should not have typed that.
On Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 9:58 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I still don’t like Adrienne! What’s with Brandi? She’s trying to reinvent herself again. I’ve changed, I’m in a better place, I’m getting my life in order, I’m moving past the negativity, blah blah blah. Yeah right! Yet your tagline is about kicking ads and you have already made snippy comments towards Lisa. No one believes you!
Oh no Angel, this is great, because when she throws a glass of wine at Eileen, shoves Kyle and slaps Lisa later in the season, we can look back at the first few episodes of this season and laugh together!
Camille reinvented herself like a champion. There is no one that can do what she did.
I totally agree about Camille…watching all the reruns of her first season, I can’t believe how differently she comes across now! I was thinking that is someone who really understood how she appeared on TV and used that to improve her image. I used to detest her but she doesn’t bother me at all now and I kind of respected her for calling Taylor on the mixed messages about Russell.
I thought that season 1 Camille was dealing with a cheating Kelsey who wanted a divorce. So she was a bit…stressed. Then once he was gone she appeared so much more fun and lively. Less crazed. I don’t think it eas necessarily her acting or anything for a larger fanbase. Then again with the recent reports about her fights with her ex bf I have no idea anymore.
Michael – I agree with you for the most part about Camille’s behavior being a bit out of character considering what she was going through during season 1, but it doesn’t completely explain away the issues I had with her. While I was often perplexed by what she did, I was more often irritated by how she did it. Her primping, preening, posing, and posturing in front of the camera was just too much for me. She overdid the expressions, eye rolls, tone, or everything like she thought she was acting on a bad soap opera, it just seemed so self-centered and inauthentic. I thought of it when she was on WWHL last week and Andy asked her to recreate her famous snarky shrug for him…I thought “she never does that anymore…?” I agree she has made some questionable headlines lately with the abuse and whatnot, and I don’t particularly care about all that, it was the over-the-top exaggeration in her “acting” during season 1 that bugged me more than anything in particular that she did. Regardless, kudos to her, she seems to be in a much better place now despite some continued challenges!
One glance at her Twitter shows she is far from fun and zen. She can’t help it when she starts drinking. She’s even advertising a drunk tweet app. Shame she obviously doesn’t use it. Also since when is this hashtag a thing ‘#overserved’? Is it more ladylike than if Brandi used #drunkwithloosetampon?
I just hate that Brandi can’t be mature enough to avoid from trashing Kyle in her blogs before we’ve found out they even have an issue. #tacky
I bet Bravo isn’t happy about Brandi blabbing out the story lines either. I am one of the rare unicorns who enjoys both Kyle and Lisa and hope they can unite this season and just have fun like season one. Their mutual hatred of Brandi feeds my belief it may happen! 😀 Thank you Brandi!
@TT… Imagine that Kim’s got a pair of fuzzy brown caterpillars racing upwards, and will cross paths on their way her hairline. Then, you should have a fair idea of what to expect aside from her need of a more attentive and thorough colorist and eyebrow tech.
Kyle also would benefit from acquiring a new brow tech, or insist of the one that she has to either re-shape them or make them match.
(Learned way too much about eyebrows during a roadtrip with my wife and daughter.)
Brandi’s and Kim’s lame attempt to pull off a Lucy & Ethel caper by tailing Brandi’s former ef-buddy/periodic BF was, at best, sad… no, pitiful.
Lmao maybe Jax, Tom and the other guys from Vanderpumps Rules would be willing to take Kim with them the next time they go have their brows threaded and their mani/pedis done. With Kim’s looking a lot like the guys’ the girl doing the threading should be good at not only arching them but thinning them out as well.
*ass
Oh I guess Kyle will be on a yacht sometime soon. I thought there was weird vibe between Kyle and Mauricio in the packing scene? Oh Brandi, you and JR never really had a relationship. Ya’ll had sex!
Maybe they just finished discussing when he would be spending time with his mistress before the Bravo crew showed up? Allegedly!
Oooh! Don’t let Kyle hear you say that! She will make you apologize.
Oh, no. I hope that’s not true.
Mauricio has a side piece?!?!?
OMG say it ain’t so? I don’t like Kyle at all, she’s a HUUUGE liar & shit stirrer (then when the shit hits the fan she runs away & points fingers at others) but I actually like her husband & thought he was one of the “good guys”…
I’m still trying to get over Kyle actually stating, in public, that her White Party is THE party of the year & most sought out invitation of all parties in Beverly Hills!!! ..bahaha omg even writing it was funny.
What a DELUSIONAL, self absorbed pig she is. Only a PIG would speak of private family secrets on national tv & out her sister while she is going thru a physics dependency issue…way to go Kyle ur parents are def rolling over in their graves.
That & her previous tag line of being “born in this town & owning it” and now publicly stating her & Mauricio would lie to the airlines about their kids ages to not have to pay for seats Bc that’s how poor they were. Which one is it Kyle? You were anyways rich, born rich in this town or destitute & flying commercial with 3 kids on ur lap? Hello I’m a mom in my late 40s and I still go to Coachella with my niece Paris blowjob Hilton, even Kim Kardashian knows to stay away from that blowjob…Kyle is vile.
That just rhymed.
@Lookers- WOW…lots of hate, why do you get so worked up over people you do not even know????
First of all private family secrets?? what secrets are you referring to?? The one that Kim spilled in her talking head earlier in that same season when she accused Kyle of “stealing” her house? Then she went on to elaborate about her moms will, etc. etc Just because Kim did not blurt it out in an argument does not exonerate HER from disclosing family secrets. When someone dies in order to transfer property you have to have documentation, such as a will and/or trust and it goes before a judge in the case of a will. In the case of a trust the title company reviews all the paperwork before transferring tile. At any point in this process if Kim had thought Kyle ” took” the house she could have spoke up. Kim is no victim but she is, however, the delusional one.
As far as Kim’s chemical dependency issues ( I am assuming that is what you meant when you typed physics) that was no secret, everyone knew about it long before the series aired. Kim has struggled for years and I have said more than once, dealing with a family member that refuses to get sober and uses is like having a bull running through a china shop. I know we have a family member that refuses to get sober. I am not surprised Kyle blew that night. Everyone has a breaking point.
You are incorrect about that tagline is was actually: “I’m born and raised in Beverly Hills. This is my town.” Kyle never said she was always rich. One can live in Beverly Hills without being rich.
Maybe KK has the option of staying away from Paris, but Kim is her aunt. I cannot stand Paris either but she is Kyle’s family is she supposed to shun her just because you say so???? Hate Kyle all you want, if you want to let someone you don’t even know live in you head like that, rock on. But get your facts straight!
Adriennes changing eye color was distracting, brown eyes in her Brandi scenes, blue/green in her talking heads.
Nah, I don’t need estrogen and I’m always in a foul mood too. No apologies necessary, sometimes a bitch is just a bitch.
Is that Kim’s eyebrows as your pic? Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!
Also what is up with Yo in that promo pic? She always has to stand out. Hey Yo, the memo said gold or white dress not a black and white graphic dress! It is so annoying when I look at it!
holy fuck I wanted that for my blog title. WTF were you with that cool shit then?
On Tue, Nov 25, 2014 at 11:20 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Ha ha ha! I was waiting to get a hater comment from team Yolanda for that comment!
There is a team Yolanda? They will hate me this season….
Well I was waiting to hear from them but …crickets!
I still think most of Yolanda’s problems are that she is in menopause and just cant say it out loud. Poor girl is in for it.
It’s so infuriating that no on ever talks about it. I was outside on the deck alone with my nephew’s wife who is Brazilian. We were very briefly commenting about the fact that the cold air felt nice and made a joke about hormones. She was talking about getting hormones from her doctor in Brazil. I told her about the OTC natural supplements I was taking and she was very interested in options. It was like we were talking about something that could get us sent to jail if someone heard us…
I’m no sure what Yolanda’s real heath issue is. I know that it has been label CHRONIC lyme disease, which is not the same as lyme disease and is one of those labels they put on symptoms they don’t have a real diagnosis for.
If it was hormonal, she is friends with Suzanne Sommers and Suzanne would have taken her somewhere to get things straighten out. Suzanne has probably more knowledge than anyone on the subject.
On Fri, Nov 28, 2014 at 11:59 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yes!! I was thinking the same thing.
That dress is very distracting.
I wonder if Yo and David’s lovey dovey banter is just for the Bravo cameras? I picture David having women stashed around the world!
Nah some women really treat their men like this. Don’t ask me how I know this. I believe it. You get off your deathbed to keep your paycheck happy.
On Tue, Nov 25, 2014 at 11:39 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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“You get off your deathbed to keep your paycheck happy.”… ROFLMAO!
True…I forgot about the paycheck. They haven’t been married that long. Plus he is never home so it’s not like she has to put on the act everyday!
Didn’t Yolanda get a lot of money from what’s his face when they divorced?
She got enough to buy that Malibu house. And she did.
On Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 2:15 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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T, thanks for the excellent recap… as always. David did not seem happy that Yo was dressed like that in front of the cameras… or what it because it was in front of him?? LOL He seemed very uncomfortable with her in the kitchen scene and the bedroom/dinner scene. When he made the comment about her trench coat reveal for red lingerie, I thought he was trying to let her know it was NOT ok to do again. I don’t see the devotion coming from David at all.
Why did I have to listen to Yo and Brandi brag about how great Kim is?? I was so annoyed to sit through the stupid Kim shit and Brandi getting her hair “did” shit …. but thankfully, I arrived in Lisa’s closet. Oh my…. now I am ok. I love Lisa, her dogs and her closet. (in that order) I love love love Lisa Rinna. I could do the whole hour on Lisa and Pump. Brandi’s filler face looks deformed. Adrienne’s face was ok on the show, but it was horrible on WWHL last week.
Diana’s daughter Bella is so pretty!
Why did my spell check change Rinna to Diana?
Your spell check is a monarchist.
It should have changed it to Yolanda.
Yes it is Amelia. How the hell did I get Bella out of that? KIM RICHARDS MOMENT!
Did you all see the back of Adrienne’s hair? It looked like a squirrels nest after a hurricane.
For someone who can afford to buy the best human hair extensions that exist in this world, Adrienne has always had ratty tacky hair. Lest we forget the glitter extensions of 2012.
I liked her hair tonight and I rarely have a good thing to say about Adrienne.
On Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 12:19 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Lmao @the glitter extensions of 2012, may they rest in peace
Andy should really have a set in that clubhouse.
Yolanda in lingerie slaving over the hot stove which her maid prepared should surprise nobody she IS the worlds advocate for “keeping your man happy” AKA I married a very famous & wealthy man who’s had 4 previous wives & is a known cheater & must live solely to keep him interested in me before he runs off with a younger version & I’m not serving dinner off the side of the entire cliff he owns in Malibu.
Gosh David Foster has a GREAT house. That’s the best house on this show IMO. Lisa Vanderpump might have a moat I have to cross to get to the front door & have a really pretty mountain view, but for me, NOTHING beats that damn Pacific Ocean…nothing. It is the most beautiful sunset bar none (next to my hometown in Santorini Greece of course). They have pink cotton candy sunsets every evening. I’d fkin wear lingerie & heels every night too hahaha
Thank you! Favorite part of this episode for me. Crew must really hate her to not give her a heads up that the back of her head is a disaster. They showed it often. Cracked me up.
LOL they so did! That camera angle made no sense except to show the rat’s nest in the back of her hair.
I would also like to state for the record that I did not see the BACK of her hair.
On Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 10:41 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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TT – it’s worth rewatching the Brandi/Adrienne scene even briefly to see it. I searched for an image but didn’t find one.
@Urethra Franklin~ As usual, Adrienne’s extensions looked extra crispity, crunchity tonight.
I never really noticed those types of things until I watched the Chris Rock movie, “Good Hair.”
I’m seriously impressed by the way Yolanda carried two full plates of food (that they barely touched) up a flight of steps, IN HEELS!
I think it was cool of Vanderpump to give that young woman job that she met on the street…L A is a place of opportunities…if they did a reality show about Vanderpump’s boutique of a closet I would watch…I would love to go through her things especially her jewel safe, just to Oooooooooo and Aaaaaaah…Yolanda and David’s place is ummmmmmm, that ocean view, wow!
I meant “a job”…
I was thinking that’s a GREAT story too
TOO great non?
Then it creeped into my head that sure it’s a great story, one that nobody can actually contest…who can EVER say that didn’t happen? Hmmm..perhaps I’m a pessimist because I’ve watched too many Housewives on Bravo & have learned they’re ALL LIARS…but I don’t believe for a second that Lisa Vanderpump stopped her $200K car to offer a ride to a complete stranger climbing up the hills on foot. Call me crazy but I just don’t see that happening. And her hand made silk shirts with “Lisa” in crystals on the cuffs are so. effin. tacky. She has “no time to shop”. Cut to scene where she is SHOPPING FOR JEWELRY. I’m getting a headache with these BH housewives & were only in the 2nd episode.
I was cringing and laughing at the horse scenes. Yolanda shows up in full English gear and the rented horses are in western tack. I think she was posting in one scene, so she maybe knows how to ride.
I tried to not look at Kim’s eyebrows. Throwing hate at whoever started the eyebrow thing.
Oh, throwing hate are we? Well, well, well.
I guess that is just the appreciation I get for very sincerely bringing up a serious problem afflicting many across this great nation of ours: the inability to turn away once you notice Kim’s eyebrows.
You will stare in fixated wonderment at those inverted and slant challenged brows. Creased little hairy furrows completely pointing the wrong way—-virtually sliding down her face. Down, down, down—like her career and relationship with her sister.
Once noticed—your doomed. You will never look away. You will never see anything BUT Kim’s eyebrows when she is on screen. It is probably what drove Kingsly mad.
Dammit, Maisey, I’m all about Kim’s doomed arches now! I’ve tried to laugh silently at your highlarious diatribe … Shaking the bed..Sleeping hubby and a milania-esque 3 yr old between us. Brows set off Kingsley.. Bwahaha!!
No seriously Maisey may be on to something here with Kingsley. You aren’t supposed to stare directly at an angry dog with an angry face of your own. It makes him more aggressive. Living with Kim and having to watch that creature crawl across her face may have driven him off the deep end. It sure seems to be bothering a lot of us who just have to look at her eyebrows through our t.v. screens. I’m just surprised he hasn’t ripped her face off trying to kill that which has been taunting him for so long. Lmao.
LMAO !!!!
Fourgetabout Lisa’s lips, Kim’s eyebrows, Pump’s fur closet, Kyle’s bratty kid, Yo’s can’t fit in her kid’s jeans – waddabout Brandi’s bloated, over filled, too much blush, squinty eyes FACE!!!!
All this talk of Kim’s eyebrows, I just spent a good 10 minutes looking at photos of them. You are right they do suck you in and cast a spell on you. But more than the eyebrows, it is the combination of whatever eye thing she has going on and the eyebrows.
Brandi—-“JR is just pretending to have a girlfriend to get away from Brandi” now THAT is funny. I think Brandi keeps moving so she can meet random moving men (children) for sex. And then announce it. On T.V. And what kind of 40+ mother of 2 gushes on about “hickeys” for Pete’s sake? ( Pete is another moving guy she had sex with). I am beginning to wonder about Sacramento. Is there a right side of the tracks there??
Lisa—-my all time fav. Yeah, I am one of those. However, she lost a point with me on the custom shirts with her name in rhinestones on the cuff. Huh?that was kind of tacky/trying too hard for me. What’s that all about? So when she drinks too much Sangria she can always look down at her sleeve and remember her name? ( I could see KIM having to do that. Hell, she should just take a magic marker to all her clothes)
Lisa Rinna —-don’t know if I like her yet. I think it all Depends.
Yolanda—what a pathetic bore.So Kim is going to be there and help her when Bella goes away to college??!? Oh please Kim. Why don’t you step in and help her with her DUI. And I guess Yolanda talking about horse farts proves she is a real equestrian.
Kim—-Uh, I’m pretty sure by now I have made myself clear about….well, you know.
I just realized that I have not referred to Lisa Vanderpump as “Pump” as I was instructed to do about a week ago. ( I followed that directive in all my previous posts) please do not throw me off TT. I did not mean to break a rule. But I noticed now that you referred to her as “Lisa” in your recap.
Yeah, the PUMP thing isn’t working for me either. I don’t think I need to worry too much about distinguishing between the two unless they are talking to each other.
On Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 9:48 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I actually like it when you call her LVP instead of Pump. I also like it when you say Rinna instead of Lisa Rinna. Pump sounds too crude for Lisa but LVP sounds more elegant. I love both LVP and Lisa Rinna.. sigh. Which does Banjo prefer?? More importantly, are you dying Banjo pink like LVP’s Pom? LOL xo to Banjo and don’t tell him I made the joke about his “hair”.
I can’t stand Yo as a person but omg, she’s gorgeous. And her body is just plain incredible. She is working out in roughly half of her scenes so it’s comforting to know she works for it (unlike gangly skinny Brandi who has probably never exercised in her life).
It looks like kyle has aged a lot since last season. Her hair grosses me out now. She’s just super annoying.
Thank God for Lisa Rinna. I want to be her.
Having my GIA certification, to me, the pink sapphire was about the only interesting thing on the show last night. Not crazy about pink stones myself, but I would not turn it down. The main reason for the very high price tag is that like rubies, they are naturally full of flaws. A large stone that is clean is harder to come by, thus driving up the price.
I didn’t find the stone to be particularly well cut. I don’t believe it was that expensive. At all. Not a pink sapphire.
On Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 11:19 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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@TT~ Trying to remember what the ring looked like. I was very tired when I watched it and have deleted it. I “think” it was done in what is called a cushion cut. They have fewer and longer facet cuts. The type of cushion cut that was used will determine the sparkle factor. 🙂
What stood out to me was the lack of facets. And the odd color. Heat treated most likely.
On Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 1:23 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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@TT~ Could be enhanced a lot of gemstones are. If it was a cushion cut, that would explain the lack of facets. I tried to find a photo of it to refresh my memory, but cannot seem to locate one. 🙂
Small thing, but did anyone catch Brandi saying she liked Ken and Lisa “immensely” rather than “a lot”. Sounds like she’s been reading the blogs.
RHOBH is my Sat/Sunday I’m-only-gonna-watch-it-cos-nothing-else-is-on show, but thanks to you TT I don’t have to watch unless I’m really interested or my sister is doing my that night so I don’t really have a choice.
wordpress is seriously fucked up. it keeps making me change my password and then not accepting the new one when i post.
It could be that we have a half a dozen or so chris (s) ?
On Wed, Nov 26, 2014 at 12:46 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I can understand Kyles concern about Portia. This sort of thing can be avoided if you choose to live a simpler life. I understand wanting to enjoy your hard earned money but at the same time I think especially when children are involved we should have limits. My parents sent us to public school we grew up in a small house, had to pay for half of our college. I literally did not know until last week how much money my dad had when my family sat down for the first time to discuss his retirement and will. I’m so grateful that he did that because 1. Im glad he can enjoy retirement and didn’t waste money on crap like cars I would’ve crashed at 16 and 2. I know how to take care of myself which is the greatest gift a parent can give a child. Personally I would never ever take a private plane with a child, but I still like Kyle.
My parents were the same way…they were children during the depression. My mother had a lot of siblings during that time. Both were savers. I remember a time maybe in the 80s? When CDs were paying good interest. Mother had money all over the place. She would literally move money for a free toaster. Because, free! As I kid I dreaded going grocery store with her because she would not buy everything at one store, some stores had better deals. So we would drive across town to save 20 cents.
I find myself doing the same thing. Funny how that works.
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I know, my parents never discussed money, but I have a (small) trust fund.
I like that Kyle is at least is cognizant of Portia’s acting out, as opposed to Tre who thinks Milania’s outbursts are funny & cute. It will be interesting to see how Kyle handles her discipline throughout the season.
keep trying to post and not having my password recognized by wordpress. sorry if this is a duplicate.
i loved the pink ring. the price was nuts, tho. those people don’t know how to shop.
what stuck with me was david’s awful comment about how people would have thought yolanda was a hooker if they had seen her in the bar when she showed him her red lingerie some years back. i didn’t see a real reaction from her but i thought he was hateful. after such a nice expression when she surprised him in the black lingerie. i’m a straight woman but i thought he was a lucky man. she looked fabulous in the black one. shades of michael caine’s character in dressed to kill where he’s conflicted sexually and she turns him on so he has to kill her. in this case, kill her spirit.
i just have a feeling he saw yolanda with mohamed back in the day and thought she was classy and stunning and quite the hostess. so he wanted her and once he got her he mostly could care less because he is spoiled rotten and full of himself. some contrasts with his occasional pose as a humble man. not liking mr david foster after this. not a yolanda fan except superficially, but i felt bad for her.
I forgot to look at Kim’s eyebrows. Shoot! She is like a child and she annoys the hell out of me.
Brandi — I felt her apology was sincere, but it lost something when she threw LVP under the bus.
LVP — God, I love her and will continue to love her. I want to live in her closet with her pink shirts and bejeweled cuffs.
Rinna — New favorite housewife!!!
Kyle — I’m surprised there wasn’t more on her this episode. Her kid is spoiled already. I used to like Mauricio, but he’s so greasy to me now. I feel like I could saute some vegetables using all the oil in his hair.
Yo — I want the view from her house. And her lemon grove. That is all. Still not a fan.
Adrienne — I’m still irrationally angry at her family for the way they treated Sacramento and the Kings. GO KINGS!!!
Can’t wait until Eileen comes on!!
I don’t like Yo, but she has the posh life which is why I initially tuned in. If she and David Foster could just not talk.. Like a Sandals commercial.
She is the only FEMALE that I know of that had been felt up by Jimmy McNicole. That has to give her some street cred ….. On Sunset blvd.
I swear.. I think that Yolanda’s husband could be gay.. he just doesnt seem straight to me. He admires her beauty instead of wanting to rip her clothes off.. I’m not saying this just b/c he’s mild-mannered. It’s just a vibe I get from him..