I’m not sure I can tolerate watching The Real long enough to have a report that Porsha said and did stupid things on this episode. I just can’t. I’ve hit record so I can go watch Keke Palmer hosting The View. I’ll head back over and zip through to the part y’all want to know about. Tamera Mowry, I love you but what the hell are you doing on this hot mess of a show? Speaking of hot mess, do none of these RHOA have a stylist? Is Porsha using Nene’s? What the hell is that dress? Those sleeves? I can’t even think of anything funny to say. It’s just sad. And that hair on her head? Is it a full on wig with weave sewn into the wig? What is it?
Perhaps there is a merciful God after all. Our emperor POTUS has interrupted all programming to usher Republican Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel out the door in a “mutual resignation.” Hagel has been adamant that Obama needs to take a more aggressive look and pay more attention to national threats abroad in general and ISIS in particular. So now he is being pushed out and Obama is interrupting television to say nice things he doesn’t mean about Hagel being his best friend in the world and the nicest guy ever. Most people who follow politics seem to think that it is our National Security Advisor, Susan Rice who is considered combative and divisive as the person who needs a “mutual resignation,” but hey whatevs it’s just national security. How important are these decisions really ? This breaking news didn’t take long, so I may still have to watch Porsha. I’ll check back in a minute.
Tamar introduces Porsha as a southern Belle and then out comes Porsha doing the Nene Strut. Seriously? Does this chick just try to be someone else ever day? First they have her “spin the heel” which apparently is a wheel full of embarrassing questions??? Hers is “What is the most ratchet thing you do?” This is only an hour show and she only gets two segments so we cannot even begin to list them all. I think she should focus on the big things like dating fo dollahs, or preaching about gay folks and prostitutes being redeemable people who are below her despite being beard (allegedly) and an escort(allegedly) herself, and this “ensemble” as Tamar just called it could jump up there on the list as well. But no, Porsha says that the most ratchet thing she does is, “that I’m a twerkaholic. Dayum girl, you can’t get any answers right can you? She gets up to demonstrate and all the other girls on the panel do it with her. They are all better.
They go straight for her dating life. Here is how Porsha describes getting passed around by her man and ultimately dumped, allegedly, according to reports I’ve read. Porsha says sometimes she thinks she is in love and she wants to get married again “and then somebody will do something and I think, you know what? I’m just gonna do Porsha!” Not only is she now talking like Nene she even threw in the finger snap. I’m serious.
Tamera asks if she has made up with Kenya after assaulting her last season. Porsha says, “You know what? I just feel like at that moment I gave a bully power. And I vowed to never let that happen again, so this season if she say something I’m just like.. (tosses stiff fake hair over he shoulder and is unable to clear the giant sleeve).”
What is season 7 about? “This season I feel it’s about mending relationships or you know just trying to… it’s just a lot of soul-searching I think” Please click here for an example of how Porsha mends relationships. The show a clip of Porsha talking about Cynthia being “one of those Instagram THOTs.” Porsha seems to have forgotten she spent all summer posting naked photos of herself in Instagram to sell fake hair.
The ask if it is hard to be on Dish Nation talking about gossip when there is so much out there about her. Porsha says they have a new segment called Porsha exposed and they guys pull up rumors about her on the Internet and she addresses them.
In the next segment they play a game called “Are You Smarter Than a Housewife?” Tamera and the Asian girl are hosting, and they further cripple Porsha by putting her with Tamar against the two other panelists. The first question is for Porsha. The category is history. The question, “The famous quote, four score and seven years ago was uttered by which famous president..” Porsha correctly answers Abe Lincoln and immediately I realize that they have coached Porsha on the questions. Tamar could not answer what is 10% of $48.50 ? Porsha is asked in which US City is it illegal to tie a giraffe to a light pole? Porsha answers, “Florida.” I kid you not. Perhaps someone called out the Abe Lincoln answer. Tamera can’t help but point out Florida is not a city. Porsha’s team lost.
They should add a segment and call “Shoot the Dummy”
Yep!
Oh!! Here we go. Why are these ridiculous boring shows giving this airhead a platform to speak? This girl is dumb as a sack of hair. Constantly attacking her ex. GET OVER IT!!! My nine year old nephew is more mature than this bubble head. This girl needs to go somewhere and get a college degree.
Oh, Alicia…let’s be reasonable. High School diploma first! Or, at least a GED.
Ugh. Porsha on “The Real”. (Hack)
I rationalize Tamera Mowry’s presence on “The Real” as a decision she made while in the throes of postpartum mood swings. So, I’m letting this one go by, since I cannot imagine how this show can possibly merit renewal.
Tamera needed a job…I get it…the show would be ok with out Tamar and Adrian. They do too much!
I feel you, Tamera needed a job, and she’s fairly entertaining…I could so do without Tamar!!! She pulls the whole show into the ‘Tamar Show’ and she’s a BULLY!!! I don’t mind Adrienne, but I like the little show, minus Tamar…it’s breezy, weekday fun, I watch before work and then we have lots to gossip about in our down time.
The show is a “wretched” hot mess, but I will watch when I have nothing else to do.
You have a much stronger gut than I do, Philly Finest! I can only stomach Tamera and Loni, who I’ve recently come to appreciate by seeing more of her and noting the person beneath her brash comic exterior .
(I don’t watch much more than 15-20 mins during any given week, since I’ve become familiar with the show.)
Is there some powerful person somewhere clipping a microphone on all the ignorant black women? I am certain the majority are not ignorant, somewhere there must be a test to find stupid people. Was it a requirement to be on Broadway in Cinderella? We know Sherri and Nene are below average, now Keke was on The View trying to take over the show, plus spouting crap, they had to shut her down. Whoopi continues to refuse to see the light about Cosby. Thank goodness Robin Roberts showed up with stories about some great people helping others.
Mark my word. This show is where Nene Leaks will land one day. It’s right up her alley. She may find it hard to hide her inner bitch on a daily basis considering her usual lack of self control, but it could prove very entertaining to watch her fall apart, one day at a time. It may even work out well for her….. for a little while anyway.
Porsha is an idiot and if that’s what she considers a twerk, her alleged pimp should fire her… oh wait.
You can bet your donkey ass that Nene Leakes did everything she could to get a slot on that show. I think it will be cancelled before her run on Broadway’s scheduled end, and perhaps even before the actual end of her run.
On Mon, Nov 24, 2014 at 3:10 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Porsha Stewart is the definition of chicken-head.
I’m going to be flat out gross for a minute. That stupid dress looks like a maxi-pad with the sleeves being the wings. There is absolutely nothing cute about that dress. Did Porsha get dressed in the dark and not pass a single mirror before going on the show? Porsha’s 6 brain cells prevent her from having an original thought so she has chosen to mimic Nene down to the snap. Unfortunately for her in dealing with the other housewives, Porsha is coming to a gun fight mentally unarmed.
ROFL!
I needed that laugh TT, thanks again! TT are you hiring my job is being eliminated and my last day in Nov.30.
OMG! so sorry to hear that. You might want to speak to UF about the working conditions here.
On Mon, Nov 24, 2014 at 4:19 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Is she menstruating? WTF is that dress!
Lmao Jarlath. See my comment above.
Sweet fancy moses. Why did Andy continue her 15 minutes?
Tamara’s blog is both timely and clever but won my heart today. “Our emperor……”
#theemperorsnewclothes
twerking … b.o.r.i.n.g
I can’t even look at that dress. It’s just plain ugly on so many levels.
She looks like a black version of Stephen King’s Carrie after the pig’s blood was poured on her.
OMG you are spot on, Katimir!