I’m not overly excited about this pairing but maybe we will get a feel for how things really are between Kandi and Phaedra. The Bartender tonight is Andy’s doorman who is featured heavily in his latest book, Surfin Percy. Andy refers to him as his “moral compass.” Kandi responds with “He’s your what compass?” Andy repeats himself and Kandi gives an “Oooohhh” the way one does when they have no idea what something means. Um, scary? Surfin Percy knows all of Andy’s dirt.
Andy asks how Kandi feels about Claudia. Kandi says she likes her a lot but she will read your ass. She reads like a queen! Andy pretends to be shocked. Andy asks if she can give him a preview, like who specifically does she end up reading. Kandi says she doesn’t want to say. I’ll say. It’s Nene Leakes. Claudia reads her for filth on the Puerto Rico trip. Probably why she didn’t want to go to the Phillipines.
For some reason Andy brings up the show last week with Kenya and Sherri Shepherd. They all agree it was very intense and leave it at that. We had SO MUCH to say about that episode, it was one of my most viewed blogs!
Andy asks if Phaedra owes Kenya an apology. Kandi says that Phaedra’s issues with Kenya run so much deeper than just Apollo that she doubts she will get an apology. Kandi says for herself she though she (Kandi) owed Kenya an apology. Kandi says she has had people tell similar lies about her.
Lisa Wu looks like she has had some work done. Lisa says she still speaks to some of the girls from time to time.
Andy says they have so many Mama Joyce questions. First, why does Mama Joyce need a seven bedroom house? Kandi says that Mama Joyce wanted a ranch style house (AKA everything on one floor, in this case with a basement) so there are five bedrooms on the main floor and two in the basement. Andy says, well those count too. Kandi says the house was still within the budget. Then she says “well not really but at least it was close by.” Andy says as disrespectful she has been to Todd “a lot of people” think it is disrespectful to Todd to move her so close. Kandi says that her mother is older. She feels that the older a parent is the closer they need to be so you can check on them more often. Andy asks about Mama Joyce slurring her words. Kandi says her mother does not slur her words and she is “not a drinker.”
Lisa, what is the real reason you left RHOA? She basically said that production wanted her to be more upset when Ed was cut from football. I was weird and she sounds like Sheree when she talks.
Lisa, do you think Nene has changed for the better or for the worse since season one? She says she thinks that Nene has found her niche and she has used her platform. She says that stardom just magnifies who you are. Kandi mutters something about Lisa giving a PC answer.
Kandi what is the status on the baby situation? They are not pregnant yet, but trying. Lisa suggest they use an ovulation test.
Lisa, if you were on the show, who would you lunch with and who would you have catfights with from the current cast? She says she would lunch with Kandi, and probably with all of them.
Next week, Kandi says to Kenya that Nene and Porsha still don’t believe that Apollo lied. They show the video. Andy makes fun of Kenya working out in big eyelashes. Kandi said that she really felt bad for Kenya and didn’t expect her to cry. Kandi says that she is not good at comforting people when they are crying. Andy says, well then you might want to take a pause on that ovulating test.
The game about classic fights. It’s kind of dumb because they distort the voices and it’s hard to figure out.