Really? Has it come to this? The thirst is real y’all. Y’all know I am obsessed with the seating order. For the record, Camille got first chair followed by Adrienne and then Taylor. The drinking word is Brandi. Let’s hope they say it zero times. The game was Hot Po-Titties where they had to try to say something nice about Brandi. It did not go well. Someone commented today in a post simply, “Ho Po-titties” I was reading via email and was like, WTF? Now I get it. Brandi tweeted assuming we all care about her situation with these three. She said she is great with Camille, she’s working on it with Adrienne and she is indifferent to Taylor.
Click through for my assessment of the three.
Camille Grammer
You can read all of my steaming hot Camille Grammer tea here!
Appearance: Beautiful. This is the way you should dress for WWHL. Strapless little black and white dress. Just north of casual and was south of “too much.” Oh I just noticed it sparkles! Awesome.
Andy’s Treatment: Get’s the prized seat. Gets the most attention. Definitely the favorite.
Questions:
From Shady Andy The Thanksgiving Turkey, Who is the bigger Turkey in need of stuffing? Paul Nassif or Kelsey Grammer? Kelsey.
Are you still friends with Allison Dubois? No they had a Twitter battle last year!
How is your health? Much better. She is in remission.
Has co-parenting gotten any easier with Kelsey? Absolutely not. He’s still being a total dick to her. He is terrible. He’s an ass. They’ve never had a conversation without a court mediator.
Do you think Lisa and Brandi can ever repair their relationship? No she doesn’t. Lisa put a lot of faith in Brandi last year and Brandi really hurt her. The other two agree.
Why don’t you change your last name? Because her kids are Grammers and it makes it very difficult to go to the doctor or to the school with a different last name. She would change it if she remarried.
Have you sold the Malibu house? Not yet. She still lives there. She sold the house in Hawaii and the one in Colorado.
Adrienne Maloof
You can read all my tea on Adrienne, here.
Appearance: I mean it’s Adrienne. Gaudy. How she can make black pants and a black top gaudy is kind of amazing. Oh it’s a black miniskirt with legging. Still awful.
Andy’s Treatment: Lots of boytoy jokes. Andy apologizes for being rude to her on the reunion she did not attend. But he also plays a tape of Lisa Vanderpump trash talking her. Andy jabs Adrienne for being 25.
Questions:
Andy asked if the show contributed to her divorce. She said know the show actually forced them to come to grips with issues that were always there. She claims they get along fine now.
Do you watch Botched? No, she Tivos it but hasn’t gotten around to it yet.
Boytoy questions. His name is Jacob Busch or the beer Busches. They’ve been dating over a year. Andy points out her boytoy history. Adrienne says that she likes younger men. She points out the men date younger all the time. Andy is surprised they “say the l-word to each other.” Louboutins? Lubricant?
Does Bernie still work for you? Of course. Sometimes he is even cooking when he is not helping her make up false allegations against Paul!
Do you regret not going to the last reunion? Not really but she is here now.
Do you think Brandi would have been as eager to reconcile if she and Lisa were still friends? She says she doesn’t know.
How do her kids feel about her boytoy? They like him.
Taylor Armstong
For all the tea on Taylor Armstrong click here.
Appearance: Perhaps her luggage got lost? Is she wearing a dress that Andy’s mother keeps on hand just in case she needs one?
Andy’s Treatment: He asked a few questions about her wedding then forgot she was there.
Questions:
Who was invited to the wedding? Lots of housewives. Kim Richards called two hours into the wedding to ask what the address was.
Best Wedding gift? Adrienne gave her a really special frame for a wedding pictures.
How is Kennedy getting on with John? He adopted Kennedy before he married her, that says a lot. They ski together and get along well. They all live in Vail, Colorado.
OMG! The Mazel and Jackhole are priceless tonight.
Mazel: To Charles Manson’s girlfriend because she looks like Kristen Doute. Hey! That’s not nice! But, um we were all thinking it.
Jackhole: Jose Canseco. He has won before when he shot off it finger. It was reattached but has now fallen off. He is going to sell the gun and the finger on ebay or something.
Question: Will Lisa and Kyle’s truce last? 64% said no! I think it will, do you?
I actually really enjoyed this WWHL! I would love for Camille to come back full time.
Andy was definitely riding the high of all three of them being there.
And just because it needs to be said, and I have no remorse when it comes to people PAYING to look like that — Taylor’s face is FUCKED. She seriously looked like a Halloween decoration.
LOL @ “Halloween decoration.”
I miss Camille! I didn’t much care for her in her first season, but then she grew on me.
I have been waiting for this recap!
Camille looked great! Love LOVED her dress. She seems like she’s in so much of a better place, now. Glad she’s in remission!
Adrienne looked awful! She reminded of Mama Elsa from RHOMiami! At least how Elsa started. LOL
Taylor, no one cares about you! Go back to Colorado and don’t be a FOHW.
I like Taylor. I don’t know why but I do. Weird aren’t I? I wish she was on this season full time. Same as Camille. Brandi and Kim are the ones who need to go/broke.
Ms Armstrong (Shana Hughes? Shana Taylor? Taylor Ford?). This woman is a grifter.
Adrienne does look like Mama Elsa! That’s hilarious!
The ladies were pernicious towards Brandi during that game. As much as I dislike Taylor her nice thing to say about Brandi being that “she borrows nice handbags” was PRICELESS.
Better to borrow real handbags than sport a collection of fake ones….especially if you’re so shady and financially destitute that a collector will actually have to go to PURSES for a cash out before announcing to the world that they’re fake as shit.
Co-sign!! Taylor & her fake Hermes bag hauled into court cracks me up every time.
Pernicious. Fantastic.
I had to look that up in Teresa’s dictionary again.
I think Taylor would be a perfect friend for Brandi.
I think Yolanda must like friendships where she can be in the teacher/mother role and feel admired and wise.
I don’t think that’s necessary for her friendships. The fact is she’s already admired and wise without someone like Brandi looking up to her.
I hope your reference to ‘looking up to her’ is due to her model statuesque height, as I haven’t heard of one admirable thing she has accomplished yet. She married money. Divorced with money. Married ‘talented’ wealthy friend of her exhusband. That has been her resume to date.
Yolanda admired and wise? Really? She is a pretentious woman who exists based on the fame/wealth of the man she is married too. She’s mannish in appearance and nasty in her relationships with the women. I cannot stand her and believe that she and Brandi are friends because no one else can stand them. Yolanda loves to feel superior and Brandi is the perfect foil for her snobbishness. Kim is a useless drunk who adds nothing to the show. Kyle is perfect for Beverly Hills because she represents the pettiness that exists there. As for Adrienne and Taylor…hideous is too kind of a word to describe them. Camille is neither beautiful or interesting in my opinion. I hope that the three of them have made their ONLY appearances on the series for the entire season and that they, Brandi and Kim will disappear into the alcohol soaked air of the 90210 zip code.
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On Thu, Nov 20, 2014 at 11:07 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I don’t get Brandi and Yo’s friendship at all. I think Yo is jealous of Pump and separated their friendship which was really easy to do considering how flaky brandi is. The truth is I haven’t like Yolanda since she threw that wet towel at Pump and tried to take her head off with it! The hostility and competition was palpable. Then next thing ya know brandi has a new BFF and they both hate Lisa.
My opinion on the Kyle and Lisa truce is all based on twitter and the season preview. I think it will last till the reunion and then it is anyones game. They both appear to have serious issues wuth Brandi this season. Brandi slaps Lisa and shoves Kyle. Brandi also appears to suck up to Kim of which we all know Kyle wont be impressed with. I believe that the truce will be of convenience due to mutual issues with Brandi however, Kyle will NOT sit next to Lisa at the reunion. So it wouldn’t surprise me if they both have a couple of small issues this season kind of like Tre and Dina so that they get the prized first chairs at the reunion. Jmo.
What have I done wrong to be moderated? WordPress hates me! 😀
But Kyle was with Brandi during that phone call in the preview so something has to shift at some point.
Yeah I suspect that Kyle and Brandi have real issues around the time Brandi gets close to Kim and then shoves Kyle physically. This theory is supported by the blogs so far as Brandi slammed Kyle and Lisa in her recent blog.
Oh and concerning the three images in this post I know they are meant to be exaggerated BUT does anyone else think that the one of Adrienne is like a dead ringer of her or if anything an improvement? Maybe the champagne is going to my head on island 2.0
Not the champagne.
…please tell me more ;). I don’t bite like SOME regulars.
I was just saying that picture of Adrienne is awesome and definitely looks better than the real thing. Champagne is not fuzzing you up. Taylor is also spot on.
Well that is boring. I thought you were inferring I had too much of another illicit substance. 😉
Thanks for mentioning the artwork. That guy is really good. Most of his work is done with makeup as the primary medium.
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That’s pretty cool. I’m lucky if I can get concealer to work on my eyes. Kudos to makeup art.
David Gilmour is an awesome talented artist !
The eyes are dead-on.
I think Taylor ought to audition for Freakshow as the Amazing Duck Lipped Woman.
Oh how jellybean Adrienne and Taylor were over Camille getting first chair. LOL
Taylor saying that about Kim…..Kyle can always count on her to treat Kim like shit.
Adrienne’s face looks ridiculous, as in puffy cat face ridiculous. One must wonder if Paul has been doing any work on it….if so, he has the last laugh.
Yeah. It always surprised me how cold Taylor was to Kim from the beginning. Even knowing all she must know about Kim, I was surprised that she would treat a good friend’s sister the way she did. So glad Taylor is off the show. She was a waste of air time.
I want to know about this Twitter fight between that psychic and Camille!!!!
I lasted about 4 seconds with this one. I cannot stand these women, especially Adrienne.
WWHL used to be so much more entertaining.
I do hope Lisa and Kyle stay friends. Those two are the reason I loved the RHOBH series the best. And I agree with Anastasia…cannot stand the FOHW.
Off the subject (sort of) and maybe it’s already been covered, but two small children, husband, work, life have all gotten in the way of my blog reading. But rewatching last years reunion, is it pretty clear to everyone else that Kim’s son Chad was the one that had the mental episode? Lisa said something about Kim not attending a function bc Chad broke his leg, and then said he didn’t break his leg but was going through something. Kim was furious and lots of side glances from Kyle.
Kim being an alcoholic was no secret prior to the show airing. Living with an alcoholic who is not in treatment is like living with a bull loose in a china shop. I know we have one in our family, that told me one night that she would rather get a divorce in lieu of giving up her alcohol, but given your declaration of hatred this most likely won’t matter. I don’t think the comments about Kim’s timeliness is particularly out of line or a sign of not being supportive, it has become a running issue among all the ladies. Even Taylor made a comment about it on this particular episode of WWHL, apparently Kim called two hours after the ceremony to ask about the address. This non-sense has to get old for everyone.