Really? Has it come to this? The thirst is real y’all. Y’all know I am obsessed with the seating order. For the record, Camille got first chair followed by Adrienne and then Taylor. The drinking word is Brandi. Let’s hope they say it zero times. The game was Hot Po-Titties where they had to try to say something nice about Brandi. It did not go well. Someone commented today in a post simply, “Ho Po-titties” I was reading via email and was like, WTF? Now I get it. Brandi tweeted assuming we all care about her situation with these three. She said she is great with Camille, she’s working on it with Adrienne and she is indifferent to Taylor.
Click through for my assessment of the three.
Appearance: Beautiful. This is the way you should dress for WWHL. Strapless little black and white dress. Just north of casual and was south of “too much.” Oh I just noticed it sparkles! Awesome.
Andy’s Treatment: Get’s the prized seat. Gets the most attention. Definitely the favorite.
From Shady Andy The Thanksgiving Turkey, Who is the bigger Turkey in need of stuffing? Paul Nassif or Kelsey Grammer? Kelsey.
Are you still friends with Allison Dubois? No they had a Twitter battle last year!
How is your health? Much better. She is in remission.
Has co-parenting gotten any easier with Kelsey? Absolutely not. He’s still being a total dick to her. He is terrible. He’s an ass. They’ve never had a conversation without a court mediator.
Do you think Lisa and Brandi can ever repair their relationship? No she doesn’t. Lisa put a lot of faith in Brandi last year and Brandi really hurt her. The other two agree.
Why don’t you change your last name? Because her kids are Grammers and it makes it very difficult to go to the doctor or to the school with a different last name. She would change it if she remarried.
Have you sold the Malibu house? Not yet. She still lives there. She sold the house in Hawaii and the one in Colorado.
Appearance: I mean it’s Adrienne. Gaudy. How she can make black pants and a black top gaudy is kind of amazing. Oh it’s a black miniskirt with legging. Still awful.
Andy’s Treatment: Lots of boytoy jokes. Andy apologizes for being rude to her on the reunion she did not attend. But he also plays a tape of Lisa Vanderpump trash talking her. Andy jabs Adrienne for being 25.
Andy asked if the show contributed to her divorce. She said know the show actually forced them to come to grips with issues that were always there. She claims they get along fine now.
Do you watch Botched? No, she Tivos it but hasn’t gotten around to it yet.
Boytoy questions. His name is Jacob Busch or the beer Busches. They’ve been dating over a year. Andy points out her boytoy history. Adrienne says that she likes younger men. She points out the men date younger all the time. Andy is surprised they “say the l-word to each other.” Louboutins? Lubricant?
Does Bernie still work for you? Of course. Sometimes he is even cooking when he is not helping her make up false allegations against Paul!
Do you regret not going to the last reunion? Not really but she is here now.
Do you think Brandi would have been as eager to reconcile if she and Lisa were still friends? She says she doesn’t know.
How do her kids feel about her boytoy? They like him.
Appearance: Perhaps her luggage got lost? Is she wearing a dress that Andy’s mother keeps on hand just in case she needs one?
Andy’s Treatment: He asked a few questions about her wedding then forgot she was there.
Who was invited to the wedding? Lots of housewives. Kim Richards called two hours into the wedding to ask what the address was.
Best Wedding gift? Adrienne gave her a really special frame for a wedding pictures.
How is Kennedy getting on with John? He adopted Kennedy before he married her, that says a lot. They ski together and get along well. They all live in Vail, Colorado.
OMG! The Mazel and Jackhole are priceless tonight.
Mazel: To Charles Manson’s girlfriend because she looks like Kristen Doute. Hey! That’s not nice! But, um we were all thinking it.
Jackhole: Jose Canseco. He has won before when he shot off it finger. It was reattached but has now fallen off. He is going to sell the gun and the finger on ebay or something.
Question: Will Lisa and Kyle’s truce last? 64% said no! I think it will, do you?