In this weeks RHOBH Blog roundup, Brandi is upset that Lisa Vanderpump made up with everyone except her. Lisa Vanderpump is content with making up with everyone except Brandi. Yolanda is writing her blog from a clinic in Seoul, Korea where she is trying a new therapy for her Lyme disease. Lisa Rinna is all love and happiness in her blog. She talks a lot about her family and how important they are to her. Let’s take a look at the friendships between Kyle, Lisa Vanderpump, Lisa Rinna , Yolanda and Brandi. Pay close attentions to Yolanda’s comment as it is very telling. Remember when I said Lisa Vanderpump didn’t seem to be feeling Yo on WWHL?
Kyle and I have always had a bond and many have tried to sever that, trying to divide and conquer. We have had a multitude of shenanigans and giggles late into the night, always sparring and enjoying each other’s company, but things have sometimes been more complicated and often resulted in many misunderstandings.
She had invited us to her yearly White Party, so I accepted, only too well aware that the possibility of encountering Miss Glanville and her minions was rather likely, but never mind. I knew this was an inevitable situation and one I was prepared to deal with, but in the most dismissive way I could, without being offensive. To acknowledge her was all I was willing to offer, really. The relationship with her had been an experience that I could never forget and would never comprehend, so to be civil in a group setting was all I could muster.
We see Kyle planning her annual White Party, which she claims has become the event of the year in Beverly Hills with everyone trying to get on the guest list. I’m sorry, but its not the Vanity Fair Oscar Party if you have invited your chiropractor. I think she is feeling a little too self important.
Watching Lisa’s interview bites and seeing her easily make up with everyone made me wonder if she even remembers her part in our issues. Lisa says she was a “good f***ing friend” to me and that I’ve burned that bridge. I have a lot of great f***ing friends, and not one of them has ever forced me to be around one of my ex-husbands’ mistresses, even after I asked her kindly to please stop. The bridge may be burned, but she forgot she was holding the match.
Note: In Lisa’s blog she talks about moving forward with Yolanda. Unfortunately, it doesn’t sound like that stuck.
After 50 years of trials and errors, I know now that most of the time people don’t change and when someone shows you who they are to believe them! I think that the most honorable people are not those who never make mistakes, but those who admit to them when they do. We learn from our mistakes and we should try our best to “right” the “wrongs” we’ve made.
Note: All the ladies said great things about Lisa Rinna and Eileen. It seems Lisa really has known most of them for ages! She says she has known Kyle for ten years and knows Kim through Kyle.
Would you believe that Yolanda and I have known one another for 25 years?! From then until now, Yolanda has always been such a class act and radiates a certain love and light that is simply breathtaking. Like I mentioned on tonight’s episode, she can walk into a room and own it. I admire her style very much and respect what a wonderful wife and mother she is.
And Lisa. My darling friend, Lisa. I have also known her for upwards of 25 years. We first met at a bridal shower where we hit it off instantly. We lost touch for quite some time when she went back to Europe but had the good fortune to reconnect when they opened SUR. I get such a kick out of Lisa and her sparkling (and very naughty!) personality and absolutely adore her and Ken. But yes, I am absolutely with you Lisa, while I love you two to pieces, I’m not quite up for the swinging thing to happen, either!
I do have to say that the most important part of tonight’s premiere episode for me was the scene with my family. I’m really excited that you got to meet my sweet family, because let’s face it, they are, hands down, the most important part of my life. To be completely honest, they are my entire life. So, the fact that you will get to know how amazing they all are is incredibly special to me.
I mean did you know that Harry (I’m going to start referring to him as HH) was such a Renaissance Man? A Mountain Man? For crying out loud, how many husbands out there are bringing little rattlesnakes into their house in a glass vase? And he takes such great care to ensure their safety and transport them far out into the wilderness where they are out of harm’s way. The girls and I just adore him so and love to support him in his role of “King of the House.” (If you could see me right now, you’d know I was doing a double dramatic winking face.)
No, but really, HH and the girls are my everything, and I would do anything for their well-being and happiness, and I am just so darn excited to have you on this journey with me!
So what is the over under on how long Yolanda and Lisa Vanderpump remain civil? Is Yolanda really going to ride with Brandi this season? Why do you think so?
Brandi needs to let this Sheana shit go.
Played.Out.
That’s all she’s got against Lisa Vanderpump? Gives new meaning to grasping at straws. And I love how Brandi thinks apologies are deserved all around? Are you kidding me? After what she has done to Ken and Lisa, I would never be around that trash again. Does she really expect us to believe that Lisa is in charge of setting up scenarios where Scheana is present? Is Lisa a producer now? And she was well aware when she was groveling to be on the show that Scheana was part of the deal, in fact one of the reasons she was asked to join. Now it is so objectionable? Now that she has a few seasons under her belt? She was quite willing to be around Scheana when she wanted the job, and the job has brought her nothing but success and moneyt, so quit being so two faced. I think it is because Lisa has done absolutely nothing to her and that is all she can come up with. Very weak.
NO ONE can get mad like you can, Gessie! Damn I love reading anything you post!
I think Yolanda will ride with Brandi because she’s not so smart. I think she also thought she could win in the throw Lisa to the wolves event and become queen, duh!
I think Yolanda’s strategy is to still be friends with Brandi because her pride is too great to just leave Brandi and solely jump on the take me back lisa train.
Yolanda is a fool in the friends department. Brandi flattered her and she fell for it. She will rue the day she ever took up arms for that hag.
I dont think either one cares that much about loosing the other so I think that any little thing could ruin their fragile friendship, but I think that because Lisa is close with Mohammed and their kids she’ll remain civil with yolanda and vice versa. Also the fact that yolanda is still close with Brandi means lisa and yolanda will never be that close again
Brandi thought that she was going to be the next Kenya and shock jock her way into fame…hence the twitter argument and other notice me PR she did when she was on. CA..didn’t work. …I have loved Lisa R for years..I loved her on the soaps, DTWS, and Celebrity Apprentice.. And she looks great now and Harry is still fine.
Brandi’s snarky blog shows she doesn’t want to get along with anyone. She’s polar opposites from Yolanda. The “feel the earth” episode at the beach showed that. No matter who she rides with, she’ll eventually find a way to screw it up because that’s just who she is. . . a whiny, pathetic loser who blames all her troubles on everyone and everything else and never sees the role she plays in ther own misery. Example: Who is clueless as to when their lease expires and leaves town without making prior arrangements to have a home to return to. Allegedly.
Lisa Rinna, her family and her blog are a breath of fresh air. She’s fun and energetic and full of life. She can hang with any of them and I believe she’ll stand up for herself and won’t let anyone else push her around. Too bad we can’t have one of her on every franchise.
I don’t think Lisa V cares whether she’s friends with any of the rest of them or not. It seems like it’s just part of the job description requiring her she film with them. She seems to be more into those Vanderpump Rules snots. I think she was really good friends with Kyle in the past, so maybe their reconciliation pact will stick.
I agree there are too just too many people to care about and keep track of when you include all the HW’s and friends of and families of and dogs of. . . .
I agree with everything you said, except that I think Lisa is relieved that she has two new castmates who are classy and real to interact with this season. I think they brought them aboard for her sake. In any casr, it was a great casting move.
That was some not-so-subtle shade Yolanda threw at Lisa, and I’m pretty sure Lisa pays no attention. I liked both Brandi and Yolanda on their first season… then their real personalities started shining through. Now I dislike both. This is my favorite HW show, and I’m praying for a good season.
Alex,
I agree. Yolanda definitely threw shade at Lisa in her blog post, but I don’t think Lisa cares though. Yolanda can try to come off as classy all she wants, but she’s already shown her true self and I believe her.
Yolanda wants us all to remember that she is a mommie and not to mention her daughter’s DUI on social media. Now she wants to be friends with the fans. Hmmn.
I don’t think Yolanda and Lisa will be close. To be honest I am not sure they ever were. Lisa may have learned that last season. I can’t quite figure out if Yolanda is a total phoney or just over aggressive in trying to garner a fan base for her spin off she desperately wants. I think Yolanda is the one who likes people to throw themselves at her feet. She’ll use Brandie as a minion until she starts looking bad for being friends with her. Besides who else is she going to hang with Rinna some and Kim?
I have always thought that same thing, I don’t think they were actually that close. I think their relationship was always just civil/good acquaintances and only because how of close lisa is to Mohammed. There were several times Yolanda kind of shaded lisa when she first same on even though lisa was the only one at that time that she knew. Kyle even called Yolanda out at the reunion about it but lisa was anti Kyle then so she ignored it.
IMO Yolanda’s season 4 behavior showed who she truly was. Yolanda seriously admitted she was hurt lisa didn’t spend more time with her so she immediately decided to talk shit about her, yeah they were never that close.
Oh come now! Do we really believe that Yo was “hurt” because Lisa wasn’t spending enough time with her? Lol 🙂 But thank goodness that Yo has decided “to just accept Lisa for how she is”. 🙂 Boy that was close, Lisa almost got thrown out of Yo’s royal court! 🙂 🙂 🙂
Brandi is a yawn and should just keep it moving. I am shocked at the need for Lisa’s attention from both Brandi and Yolanda. They need to grow up and have some self control when they don’t get their way.
Yolanda will remain on the Brandi train. I think she’s even more fabulous than Lisa. I don’t see any reason for Yolanda to abandon Brandi as trashy as she is. Yolanda doesn’t play the petty games that her other cast-mates do. I’m happy her and Kyle are on friendly terms. Remember Yo’s first season? She was particularly nasty towards Kyle and Adrienne! lol It was really funny though.
who in dis world is Adrienne Maloof?
On Wed, Nov 19, 2014 at 7:19 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh, I forgot about that, now that was funny!
CLASSIC! lol She also said about Taylor (and Brandi): “Zere is nozing uglier zan a drunk voman.” Or on her second season where she told Camille to “shhhh”. Yolanda is such an ice queen.
I’m all of a sudden having a flashback where Lisa made light of Yolanda’s condition, implying maybe it was the cause of her forgetting the facts in the many disputes last season. tsk tsk
Kyle’s blog is up. Nothing of interest was written though. She did say that Brandi was looking for trouble and had no reason to feel unwelcome.
Lol at Brandi saying the white party isn’t that big. Seems like it’s pretty big to me.i don’t think she could theoe even half the party that Kyle is able to! Jealousy is very ugly on her!!
And it is weird that yolanda is going to stick with Brandi. I can’t figure out why. But I don’t think they are as close as Lisa was with Brandi. It seems like a almost superficial friendship.
I get that they support each other and show up for each other’s events. But somehow I don’t see them like I having dinners out and shopping Together unless it’s for the camera! Maybe Yolanda is smart enough to know she can’t really trust Brandi! Also I think Yo doesn’t like Mohammed’s and Vanderpumps relationship at all. So therefore she doesn’t really like Lisa which makes her want to be friends with those who Lisa doesn’t like!
I was right! The Kyle and Brandi truce is dunzo. The age of Lyle is upon us (Kyle + Lisa) YAY! Brandi can’t make derivative statements like that about Kyle/her party and still be ‘close’ with her. Brandi this season is only close to Yolanda and Kim. Calling it!
You’re right. Those will be her only allies this season, and for good reason. I mean, Brandi literally gets into physical altercations with both Kyle and Lisa this season. Don’t forget, one of the reasons Brandi turned on Lisa last season was because she started calling Kyle in the mornings again instead of her. LOL Brandi’s insane amount of insecurity and jealousy is crazy.
I would be worried about Brandi if I were any of the Housewives. She turned on Lisa as quick as Yolanda befriended her. Now she is close to Kim is Yolanda next? I’d love to see that. Let’s all admit that Brandi, Kim and Yolanda are the ‘dregs’ this season, surprisingly they are all besties, coincidence? More like Housewife survival 101.
Brandi became close with Kim and Yolanda separately at the same time. I wouldn’t say that Yolanda and Kim are close though. Kim is only close with Brandi and sometimes her sister Kyle. lol
Emphasis on ‘sometimes’. First season I truly felt for Kim and hated Kyle for her sibling betrayal. As time moves on I champion Kyle and wish Kim would just leave. Especially if her storylines this season are accusing Rinna’s husband of cheating and drinking again. It is better than the Kingsley storyline but COME ON!
Kyle is my favorite BH housewife, but I think she hasn’t always been the most supportive sister ever… Her treatment of Kim those first two seasons were less than stellar imho. That being said, Kim also had a lot of issues that were PERNICIOUS to her relationships.
I like Kim though. I like her even more when she stands up for herself and gets feisty with the other wives! lol I’m going into it already taking Kim’s side over Rinna’s. #Turtles
I think it is Eileen that gets into it with Kim. Maybe it’s both of them?
On Wed, Nov 19, 2014 at 11:27 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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No! I understand what you are saying, but supporting Kim when she is bad is like coddling an unruly child. I can’t do it. I look forward to our future witty snark battles as I suspect I’ll be team Rinna (even though I don’t know who she is). 😀
omg well Rinna is amazing. You’ll love her. And just because I’ll be Team Kim doesn’t mean I can’t acknowledge how fabulous Rinna is. idk why she’s even on this show. It’s such a downgrade for her status in real life. She’s like…an actual celebrity. She’s like Joyce, but even better!!
TT, you left out the parts of Brandi’s blog where she BLASTS Lisa. Hate Brandi all you want (and I’m with you), but she served some truth tea on how ridiculous Lisa was last season and her expectations to have everyone apologize to her.
Her shade to Kyle was the least interesting part of her blog.
Oooo that sounds juicy. Brandi blasting Lisa will just further alienate her from the core fanbase who adore Lisa and like Kyle. Brandi will have the smallest fanbase this season. You can’t fuck with Kyle AND Lisa on this franchise.
That’s true! LOL You have to pick at least one of them to be aligned with. Despite Brandi proclaiming this will be a good season for her, it will be the opposite. Lisa and Kyle are the rightful queens of this series.
If Yolanda turns on Brandi then she is out. So I have my fingers crossed. She is the only ‘legitimate’ rich successful wife who films one on one with Brandi continuously. Im not including Kim because…well it’s obvious right? If Nene can get phased out here is hoping that Brandi is next!!!
Lol that is true, it’s not wise to go against lisa and Kyle at the same time and on top of that she also doesnt get along with Eileen. Having Yolanda and Kim as your only allies won’t get you very far, in regards to the fan base, in this franchise.
I will say Brandi does have one valid (ancient) issue in her case of not being team lisa, but what did Kyle do to her I wonder ? If anything Brandi threw Kyle under the bus at the reunion.
Okay, I’ll lay it down now for future consideration and then never say another word…..A hard, hard fall is about to befall Lisa Vanderpump. I predict that the $1.5 million attorney fee award is just the tip of the iceberg.
To be fair I’m sure their personal insurance will cover the debt. They are worth a lot more than $1.5 million. Lisa will bounce back. It sucks but it’s not like their home is in foreclosure or anything.
What sort of personal insurance is there down under for sexual harassment lawyers fees? Or any court awards for that matter? Because there ain’t shit for that in MERICA. Villa Blanca may have some insurance for legal damages but legal fees are not ordinarily covered. It’s not like a grocery store slip and fall sort of thing. And this is why the judge held them PERSONALLY financially accountable as well, because they likely will exceed their business insurance.
On Thu, Nov 20, 2014 at 3:07 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Why don’t you start a blog, then you can decide what the interesting parts of the blogs are. Meanwhile, I handle this one.
On Wed, Nov 19, 2014 at 10:46 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I guess you’re doing something right!
Anytime someone pours it on so thick regarding their family, and how great they are something is wrong and there’s nothing like a reality show to expose the cracks . Lisa Rinna and Yolanda Foster will be exposed
Forgive me if this posts twice, but I want to be the first to predict that Lisa V. has a hard fall about to come down the pike. The $1.5 million fee award is just the tip of the iceberg!
What exactly did Yolanda do to make people turn on her? I don’t see her acting any differently than she did first season like people have said — nothing really sticks out to me as a reason not to like her.
Yolanda simply doesn’t like Lisa, which I can understand. I love watching her on TV but I don’t know how much I’d like her in real life. What I don’t understand is why she likes Brandi. Yolanda doesn’t seem to like pathetic people but brandi is so up her ass, I guess who doesn’t like a constant stream of compliments?
Brandi is a yolo minion. Explains everything. You’re welcome. 😀
Brandi just loves playing the role of the ‘lil sidekick, doesn’t she? It’s a role she is good at and loves hiding behind. She did it with Lisa and Ken, now Yolanda and David and probably with Adriene and Paul. She tags along with the fabulous wife minimizing herself it the shadow of their utter fabulousness; she bats her eyelashes and flirts coyly with the husband and generally basks in their reflected glory. She is just Skipper to these Barbies. Oh sure…..a neurotic, booze soaked, gangly, tampon challenged, vicious little Skipper——but Skipper none the less. And trust me—these Self made Skippers soon tire of the very role THEY put themselves in..that’s why sooner or later they rebel and bite the very manicured hand that fed them.
Skippers are scary. Beware.
This has been a public service announcement.
Excellent synopsis, Maisie. I don’t know how the truly rich can tolerate Brandi’s trashy trashiness. It’s not cute or funny and for God’s sake, don’t let her find out any of your deep, dark, secrets or Skipper transforms into Aunt Blabby.
I think Pump and Yolanda were fake civil…a little pretentious. I think Kyle and Pump are/were really good friends until Kyle sided with maloof because she was selling her house. I think she has said “i’m sorry” enough but I wonder if she has ever admitted specifically that that’s why she was on maloof’s team during that reunion?
Brandi’s white dress was not flattering at all. Her butt was “old lady butt” and her back fat was hanging out of the cut outs on the dress. The dress she had on earlier in the show also had the same back fat problem. Strange, as Brandi is thin but I guess her dresses were too tight. Speaking of tight, Brandi… you need to say NO to FILLER. My next comment was that Adrienne’s face had to much filler at the White Party but on WWHL it was even worse. I am surprised that after being around Paul for so many years, she would make such a dramatic mistake with filler. I enjoy Lisa and Kyle’s scenes as they are fun and lighthearted. Brandi and Yo’s scenes stress me out with all of the negative bitching. I love Lisa Rinna so looking forward to scenes with Lisa R and Lisa V.
Holy shit with the body shaming…
I agree. Brandi is a lot of things, but fat ain’t one.
On Thu, Nov 20, 2014 at 9:30 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Let’s see. Brandi is to Lisa (hereafter “LVP”) as Porsha is to Kenya. What saved Brandi from being busted down to the minor league, as Porsha was to Team FOH, is Brandi has not yet physically assaulted LVP … yet. It’s
We also have yet to encounter a knock-knee’d, rubber-banded, swivel-ankled hammered Brandi this year, who trulymazingly believes that SHE is owed an apology from LVP (That’s good ol’ magical alcoholic logic for you!), against whom she did everything in her power and within the realm of her influence to abuse and defame.
I suspect that the key reason, maybe the only reason, why Yolanda wasn’t standing beside Brandi is because of LVP’s esteem for Mohammed, Yolanda’s former husband and the devoted father of Yo’s babies/children. LVP. LVP might be just a tad more dismissive of Yolanda because of Mohamid.
If there might any controversy between LVP and Yolanda; I suspect that Mohammed would attribute it to Yolanda and all the crap that she and Brandi dealt LVP. While Yolanda’s relationship with Mohammed naturally would diminish as a result of their conflict, which intensified enough between the two to warrant divorce, though it appears that Mohammed’s, LVP’s and Ken’s friendship was never subjected to similar stressors.
So Brandi skipped the premiere party? I suspect that she is on her way out! Kyle and Kim seemed distant in the pictures as well I’ve seen on Twitter. I guess this season and the Kingsley issue really has caused a family rift.
Glanville was the odd girl out, Michael, so she was watching LVP, Yo, Kyle, Taylor, Camille… everybody except her, having a great time, fancing hugging, laughing all acting like they were close as pants to ass. Brandy was so jealous that she claimed that Kyle’s white parties aren’t what (grand, glamorous, well attended etc.) Kyle claims that they are. Brandy behaved as though she was the Mayor, Police and Fire Dept Chief, and Head Dog Catcher in Jealousy City USA! The girl was green.
Brandi was down under during the premiere party. Not her usual down under, the real kind, visiting Sydney.
On Thu, Nov 20, 2014 at 8:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yeah…we have Kim K here too at the moment. Sucks when the shitty celebs visit Australia and the real ones ignore us. Brandi could have rescheduled her OZ trip. I suspect she didn’t bother due to having no friends there at the premiere. Also why does Brandi always have ‘gay minions’ following her? Doesn’t anyone work anymore?
Says the drunk guy on the yacht. :)
On Thu, Nov 20, 2014 at 9:29 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I think Brandi has been marginalized for a while now. Remember just after the last, horrible reunion? What did they all do together a couple of weeks later??!!? That’s right—-the Lady Gaga video. She wasn’t invited to that either. I think her isolation started way early. In fact I bet the first time she saw anyone was when she took that awkward walk on the beach with Yolanda just to kick off official filming. (“Fuck the earth”—-geesh, what a moron.)
May her isolation continue.
So tired of Brandi bashing Lisa for Scheana. I cant take another season of her BS. Scheana was Pandy’s friend for 5 years and was cast for VPR before Lisa even met her. She would have known that.
Chances are she will have to run into Scheana again since the shows sometimes overlap which means more whining Please Brandi, move on or get off the show.
I can’t wait for Eileen to start airing. She is why I’m watching (Days is my soap!) Also loved seeing Lisa Rinna but I can’t say I’d have tuned in for her.
Waiting for this season, I went back and watched the previous seasons and I was team Brandi (I still sorta am but she threw wine in Eileen’s face and there is no way she has a real reason for that). She’s as flawed as anyone and needs to learn to think before she speaks but I think she’s totally right about Lisa Vanderpump. Maybe Lisa is not as calculating in her everyday life outside the show. She probably isn’t. But as far as the show’s concerned I think she totally is. She’s always trying to amp up the drama (for everyone else of course).