By: Urethra Franklin
Warning Freaktards: MAJOR SPOILERS
WOW tonight’s episode of American Horror Story: Freak Show is going to be good & bad with violence, music, sex, and heartbreaking DEATH! Really I should just STFU right now, but I need TT to loosen up my damn chain. #SorryNotSorry
Last week Jimmy showed up at the Mott mansion determined to find and rescue the Tattler twins. One thing for sure it will be a strange encounter for Jimmy, but it will also raise suspicions about Dandy.
It’s obvious from the episode trailer that twins return to the Freak Show. This means nothing but trouble for Elsa since her freaks are already looking at her with mistrust and some side eye. Will the twins tell everyone the truth about Elsa & their disappearance? Or do they use it as leverage against Elsa for blackmail? And take a guess which twin has some #BlondeAmbition.
Click through to find out!
In the promo we see Dell at the gay bar again. Too bad his hooker boy toy is not there to blow him anymore because it only fuels his anger management problem. Later we see Stanley talking to Dell back at the camp, and Dell is wearing the same shirt.
Here is MY THEORY on what is happening between these two, and Dell is NOT checking out Stan’s big dick. I think Stanley spotted Dell at the bar, and will blackmail him to do his dirty work to help him kill some freaks. Dell will do anything to hide his “down low” gay secrets, and this makes the Strong Man extremely dangerous to MORE than one freak. Let’s pray our beloved freak fights like a man. #AmazonEve
Does Paul survive from his knife wound caused by his betrayed lover Elsa? What about his other lover, young Penny? She tells her overprotective father that she is in love with Paul and plans to be with him. What does her creepy father mean when he says “I invited my friend to give you a proper send off?” This friend is another tattooed freak, but scarier than hell and not nearly as handsome as Paul. I would laugh my ass off if he turned out to be some Jesus freak. Remember, in AHS:Freak Show, you can’t judge a book by its cover. #Pray4Penny
Desiree experiences some disappointment when her doctor is unable to follow through with his offer for her tit & clit reduction, and she is gonna be a 100% woman #scorned.
Something that I haven’t been able to confirm, but my spoiler source is teasing that tonight’s the night that some freaky sexy times goes down between Jimmy & _________. Is it with Maggie? Or is it with Bette’s half of her vagina? Or do they go all the way and do a 3-way like last year’s Coven. If this happens, I can’t wait to see Bette’s #O-Face.
For those of you Freaktards that are open minded enough to appreciate & love the anachronistic musical performances, tonight will please you. Jimmy sings Nirvana’s classic “Come As You Are,” and you can listen to it right here #First.
I know Kurt Cobain is rolling over in his grave about this, but Ryan Murphy explained to EW: “We decided we only were going to highlight musical artists who at some point in their career had identified themselves as feeling like freaks or misfits or outcasts, which our people are going through.”
I hate to end this blog this way but you all might forgive Sarah Paulson more than me with her own words in this tweet:
And this top secret picture from episode 7 only confirms that Sarah is telling the truth. My cold heart is broken.
Watch AHS:Freak Show Episode 7 titled “Test of Strength” tonight on FX at 10ET. It runs for 65 minutes so set extra time on your dvr… I expect your freak-outs to be MAJOR tonight. So just get it out of your system in the comments section below. Check back here later for my recap. You can stalk me like TT does at @Urethra_F