I think Andy has started a trend now with the One on One’s with housewives . Now everyone is going to want one. Anyway, tonight it’s Lisa Vanderpump who is probably Andy’s second favorite housewife after Bethenny. So we should see a much different Andy tonight than we did in last night’s shit show. As I recap tonight’s show, we are still talking about last nights. It’s been the biggest topic of the day.
Oh that doucheface kid with Kristen and James was Lisa’s kid Max. Who knew? Speaking of all in the family, Pandora and her husband are bartending tonight. /sigh. Andy is still shocked that Jax and Tom eventually made up.
Why do they have poll questions about things that have already happened? Should Lisa take James back? Um, it’s clear she does.
Why are Lisa and Andy talking about how great the new season of RHOBH is? And that it is just like last season never happened? When by all other reports it’s the most violent fight ridden season ever? Which is it? They show a clip from tomorrows RHOBH and then say that WWHL will be live right afterward, which means expect 90 minutes on your DVR again tomorrow and make adjustments as necessary.
Questions for Lisa:
Will you ever be able to forgive Brandi? Lisa says she thought they were on the right track but if you saw the trailer Brandi slaps her. Lisa said, she stabbed me in the back, she might as well slap me in the face. She says after this, she did give her a second chance but she thinks they are done.
How do you feel about Stassi saying she should bow down when Lisa reprimands her? Lisa says that is genuinely how they talk about her when she is not around. She’s fine with them feeling that way.
What’s your new tagline for the show this season? You can through me to the wolves and I shall return leading the pack!
What would it take for you to fire Kristen? Does she need to embezzle funds? Burn the place down? Well, keep watching. I don’t want to give it away. OH HAIL TO THE NOE. She must NOT fire Kristen! 🙁
Would you ever hire Stassi back? She has a soft spot for Stassi but she thinks she has moved on.
Which housewife would be the best server at SUR and who would be the worst? Best would be Kyle. Worst would be Adrienne.
How much fake hair do you wear? She says she has a little bit under there.
Do you think Tom will end up back with Kristen or will he stay with Ariana? Before Andy can even finish the question Lisa answers an empathic no. Poor Kristen.
Do you think that now that Kristen has the DVR back she will be able to move on from Tom? Lisa says she doesn’t think she will ever move on. Kristen has said that herself.
Did you find Kyle and Yolanda’s apologies to be genuine or did they just do it because they got a lot of backlash? Lisa says, “Good question!” Andy said he thought they were sincere. Lisa says she is in a good place with Kyle. She seems much more hesitant about Yolanda.
Yolanda is asked if she is still friends with Scheana despite the Kristen thing. She says yes she is but she has her own opinions about Kristen.
How much are the drinks at PUMP? $12 wow. You must predrink to go to PUMP it seems.
Andy talks about Lisa telling Andy he was a dick to her at the reunion and she didn’t want to come back. Lisa said he was right, she didn’t want to leave on that note. And this season is phenomenal and back to what it was. I hope so. But again there are many conflicting reports.
A lot of the staff thinks Kristen needs meds do you? Lisa says, “I think she’s had enough, don’t you?”
Gametime! You can only save one person from the burning building, who do you save?
Brandi or Scheana? Scheana!
Ken or Giggy? Giggy!
Jax or Gay Tom? Tom!
Kyle or Kim? Kyle?
Stassi or Katie? Katie! (That surprised me. She says Katie has a rough season this year.)
Yolanda or Lisa Rinna? She pleads the fifth… I think she would save Lisa she seems sort of meh on Yolanda tonight. They burned Yo anyway.
Ariana or Kristen? Ariana
P.S.. Did you notice the entire show was about the star, Kristen Doute? Because, Star.