I am pissed that Andy tacked this on to the show AGAIN so that Good Wife won’t record when I already had it recording in its normal timeslot. So annoying. I decided to go ahead and watch it now because I love Kenya and Sherri and I hope the throw some shade at Nene because I don’t think Sherri likes her either.
OMG Kenya’s dress is very dramatic! That is BEYOND a plunging neckline. For some reason, Zach and Cody from Big Brother 16 are the bartenders tonight. I would point out why but I already have the Jews in an uproar in another comment section. So let’s go with they just got lucky, shall we? Zach says he a Frankie are best friends.
Wow I was wrong about Sherri and Kenya having common ground. Andy brings up the assault on Kenya at the reunion. He talks about Kandi’s comments on the show. Then Sherri says that all of the women on The View, she lists herself and Whoopi and all of them as a collection. She says they are all black women. I imagine Jenni McCarthy and whoever else was on the show at that time will be shocked to know they are black. Kenya says that Sherri’s position is that if someone is irritating you it is okay for you to assault them. She will never agree with that thought process. Sherri says, “How about don’t be irritating?” And Kenya kindly points out that is what happens at the reunion. She was irritated that Phaedra kept calling her a whore. She was irritated when groups of them ganged up on her. But she did not assault anyone. By the way, Kenya is trained in one of the martial arts and could quite easily defend herself if she had chosen to do so.
Andy plays a long clip of Nene’s odd antics from last week’s WWHL. I totally missed the part where she said that half the girls went to see Sherri in her Broadway performance instead of waiting to see Nene. That’s hysterical. Kenya came for opening night and Phaedra came another night. She probably took Ayden when she was in New York right after the Ellen Show.
Kenya addresses Nene’s nonsense about the “Statue of Limitations” which I guess is out in the harbor somewhere. She points out that Nene could use some time at a Detroit Public School. Kenya says that Nene doesn’t give her castmates any reason to support her. Nene is not happy with her success unless she is putting someone else down. Kenya says there is room for everyone to be successful and she doesn’t understand Nene’s attitude where when she is on top, then everyone else must be at the bottom.
Sherri has a new wig line. She’s sold over 60,000 units on QVC. The game is to try to find a decent wig for Nene so they have photoshopped some on. It’s pretty darn funny. On the first on, Sherri says it is sitting too high up on her head. Kenya says she doesn’t think Nene has any edges left so that is where it would have to be placed. Okay the rest of the wigs are on different people. But still. Funny.
Kenya, why do you play the victim so much? Kenya says she plays her truth. She is nobody’s victim. I’m a strong girl and I’ll always be a strong girl but I play my truth.
Kenya, are you still trying to get pregnant? Kenya flashes a big smile and says, “No comment.” Time will tell. She says wait until reunion and we will see if there is a change.
Kenya and Sherri are asked if they would have gone to court with Apollo if they were in Phaedra’s shoes. Sherri says absolutely not. Kenya says if Phaedra didn’t want to go to court, she should have at least been home when get got back. Sherri asks her why. Kenya says because Phaedra has always said she would stand by her man for better or worse. She is still his wife. Sherri is very argumentative on this show. I’ve never seen her like this. I’m not talking about how she would calmly disagree on The View. She’s just, disagreeable tonight.
Sherri, what do you think about the new hosts of The View. What do you think about the rumors that Rosie and Whoopi are not getting along? Sherri says that the show seems very serious and needs to lighten up. She says Joy Behar was on the other day and she was fabulous. That is what the show is missing. Sherri says with regard to Whoopi and Rosie, who cares what is going on behind the scenes as long as you watch the show. So did she just confirm they are fighting and say the show is boring? Because it sure sounded like it.
Some idiot calls in and refers to Kenya as Kendra and Kenya corrects her. Then she asks if she feels like she is showing off for the cameras because the other housewives seem realer than her. This fool sound like she is 90 year old 3 pack a day smoker with a fifth grade education. Do they have no screeners? No Kenya doesn’t feel like she shows off for the cameras. Kenya says she is herself. She knows she is very polarizing, which she defines for the moron caller, and ends with she is fine being herself and she really doesn’t care what her opinion of her is. You go, Kenya. Sherri is horrified and says something like she hopes Kenya doesn’t look around in 10 years and wonder where her people are. Kenya says same to you. Sherri says my people are fine. Kenya says mine are too. Dear GOD what the mother fuck is wrong with Sherri Shepherd tonight? Kenya says, “let’s check our twitterfeeds.”
A viewer asked if Kenya reached out to Phaedra after the sentencing. She said she did. She said she would say a prayer for her and that she hoped that she and the kids are well.
Andy asks if Sherri is okay and how was she able to deal with the tabloids. She gave a Teresa Giudice answer. She just gets up and puts a smile on her face and everything will work itself out. She said she did not read social media or the tabloids. And she didn’t discuss it publicly.
Andy’s Mazel of the Day is… Ayden? He plays a tape of Phaedra and Ayden’s recent visit to Andy’s office. Ayden was sporting a Gucci coat, as he explained to Andy. They got a Lego set of the Empire State Building or something to put together. Question, if you baby daddy is going to prison for stealing retirement checks from old ladies, should your kid really be on TV bragging about his Gucci coat?
The Jackhole goes to Todd and Mama Joyce’s communication skills. He plays their awkward conversation from tonight. dear God there is another RHONJ Secrets Revealed on Thursday. I’m not sure I can do it.
Wow they show a preview of next week where Cynthia calls Porsha out for hoing around with a married man for cars and handbags. Cynthia is NOT playing this season.