Tonight is the last show before we are all caught up. And we are supposed to get the story from Lila. This should be a good one.
Her story starts six month ago. She’s a nervous virgin. She has a virginity pact with Griffin but she has met a married man. Mr. Darcy. She is telling her story to Rebecca, by the way. They are unexpected friends. The goth chick and the sorority girl.
In their next scene on the roof Rebecca arrives with coke and molly for Lila. Lila is smiling and Rebecca asks why. She tells Rebecca, “We did it.” She said he made her feel safe. Then he couldn’t get enough of her. Lila’s phone rings and it’s a photo of Sam’s penis. They both giggle.
In a third scene Rebecca shows up on the roof again. Lila is crying because Sam wants to break up with her. Lila is thinking about staying with Griffin. Rebecca says that Griffin is a Jesus obsessed control freak who made her sign a virginity pact. Lila says Griffin was right. Lila asks Rebecca is it strange that she wants to go over to his house and show his wife all the pictures of his junk on her phone? Rebecca says that is normal. But but tells her not to do that.
The next scene shows Lila showing up crying and very upset at the law office. Bonnie opens the door and Lila asks for Annalise. Bonnie assumes it is one of Frank’s students of the month at first. She asks if she needs a lawyer. Lila says she needs to talk to Annalise about her husband. Bonnie tells her that she will regret this. She tells her to leave or she will call 911. She tells Bonnie she came to tell her something important. She can’t keep it a secret anymore.
Woman on trial for killing her family’s nanny while on Ambien. She has shopped online, initiated sex with her husband and cooked a gourmet meal all while “completely unconscious.” The Keating Five go to talk to the mother. She is obsessively planning a party. She tells the party planner she needs his help because she will be going to jail soon. Each one of the interns is assigned a family member to prep for the stand.
Michaela is pissed that they do all of Annalise’s work for her. Asher has the trophy so he is not going to study for finals or deal with the procedural. He’s going to the bonfire. Connor wants to study with Wes. He also invites Laurel but excludes Michaela.
Everyone in the family is on a drug or supplement of some sort. The Keating Five are trying to coach them. They are all pretty bad witnesses. The son confesses to a romantic relationship with the nanny on the stand. No one saw it coming. Connor was his testimony coach. This won’t go well for him. Bonnie got an ass reaming too. My DVR hiccupped and I missed what exactly she said to Bonnie. Someone about having to put up with her in her house.
Connor’s witness is a problem. Connor tries to snow him but the guy is on to Connor. He tells him he didn’t kill the nanny. She did give him an STD, trichomoniasis. There is only one medication for that. Michaela uses this information to say she has won the case. Both the father and the son had the STD. They were both fucking the nanny. Annalise uses this information to incriminate the husband. He killed her and then woke up the wife to drag out the body and clean her up. He confesses. The defense rests.
The wife is pissed because Annalise has destroyed their family. Annalise tells her it is her husband she is mad at. She lied to him, betrayed her and took away her loyalty and trust. And that’s unforgivable. You’ll thank me one day. That’s something Annalise knows all about.
Annalise and Sam
Annalise grilled Sam in front of Bonnie. She says she knows about all his lies. She asks Sam if she knew Lila was pregnant. He says no. Annalise asks him if he is saying that because it is true or because he knows that give him motive to kill. Bonnie tries to leave the very uncomfortable discussion but Annalise won’t let her. Annalise asks if Lila was a virgin. He deflects. Annalise said he would know if she was, as if that is his thing.
Sam tells Annalise about Rebecca showing up to look for her gloves. He tells her she knows. Annalise says she told Wes not to tell her. Um, duh? She tells Sam she is going to lose her case because all she can think about his him fucking that girl. She is pissed she got pregnant so quickly. Sam keeps proclaiming his innocence in the murder but takes the blame for their marital problems. Annalise is blaming herself. I guess for her affair with Nate.
Frank and Laurel
Frank seems to like the idea of getting caught. They screw in the car. Frank has changed Laurel’s phone photo for when he calls to a shirtless picture of him. Later Frank DOES get caught by Sasha his girlfriend who introduces herself to Laurel and says, “you must be the student of the month!”
Wes and Rebecca
Annalise tells Wes that Lila was pregnant. She says they will run tests that will show that Griffin is not her father. This is good for Rebecca’s case. She asks Wes not to tell Rebecca. Wes asks the question we are all wondering. Why is she telling him this? She says because she learned her lesson about keeping secrets from him. Um, that’s still not a reason. He’s an INTERN and you’re the boss.
Wes agrees not to tell Rebecca. Then he goes straight to Rebecca. You have to imagine Annalise wanted him to do that. But why?
Aiden and Michaela
Still fighting about the prenup. Michaela also asks for the trophy from Annalise. Annalise says she doesn’t care. It doesn’t matter to her. Her future mother in law shows up at the law office to talk to Michaela. They go to dinner. They discuss the prenup. Michaela says she is not signing the prenup. The mother says, “either sign or I will cancel the wedding.” She refuses. The mother threatened to send her back to the backwater swamp she came from. Michaela goes back to slap her but she catches her arm. The mother walks off saying “at least I know I as right about you now.
Nate meets with Rebecca. Rebecca tells him that Lila was pregnant. Nate tells her to grab some hair to do a DNA match. If it matches, her case will go away. Rebecca goes to get hair from the bathroom. But Sam throws her out of the house. Rebecca calls Nate and says she didn’t get the hair but Sam texted Lila all the time. There has to be evidence on her phone. Or his. Nate gives Rebecca a jump drive to download Sam’s phone info onto. She agrees to do it. I don’t think she is telling Wes any of this but he is telling her everything. Oh just when I typed that, Wes shows up with his bike and sees Rebecca getting out of Nate’s car. Wes is pissed AWF. Rebecca says she felt like he was doing everything and she just wanted to contribute. Wes says Nate is her boyfriend and she is setting them up. Wes thinks Annalise is behind everything Nate is doing. I don’t think so. Connor shows up to study with Wes. Rebecca storms off.
Bonnie and Asher and Sam
Asher sucks up to Bonnie after Annalise chews him out. He invites her to hang out with him at the bonfire. Bonnie does a lot of lurking on the porch. Sam comes out and Bonnie tells him she met Lila the night she was killed. Bonnie says she knows the secret was that Lila was pregnant. He knew. He tells her there is no point in telling Annalise now. It would devastate her. Sam tells her that she has always had his back. He needs her now more than ever. They KISS! On the porch under the light!
Bonnie then goes to tell Annalise about Lila coming to the office/house. Bonnie thinks Sam killed her. He knew she was pregnant. Annalise asks Bonnie if he admitted to her he knew she was pregnant. Bonnie tells her he kissed her. He thought he was giving her what she wanted so she wouldn’t tell Annalise. Bonnie says, “He’s not a good man Annalise.” Bonnie is crying on the floor through all of this.
Annalise says nothing for a long time then she says, “You’re fired. Leave. And don’t come back.” Bonnie begs Annalise not to fire her and then leaves.
We get to see Asher doing his pre bonfire warm up dance and then Michaela arrives to steal the statue. She does a grab and run while Asher fixes a drink.
The Big Final Scene
Rebecca took the jump drive when she left Wes and Connor. Laurel shows up crying over Frank but pretends she isn’t. Sam walks into the house to find Annalise sitting on the steps talking on the phone. She was talking to the DA. She demanded that they take DNA samples of all the men in Lila’s life including her teachers to find the father. Annalise goes upstairs. So we have Rebecca on the way to try to jack Sam’s phone. Connor and Laurel and Wes headed to stop Rebecca. Michaela is running around God knows where with the murder weapon so she will have to get there soon. And we will finally see who kills Sam next week.
I think the safe money is on Bonnie. What do you think?