Ready or not Atlanta, Andy Cohen will be here tomorrow doing at least two SOLD OUT appearances promoting his book, The Andy Cohen Diaries: A Deep Look At A Shallow Year. I actually looked into the one on his website. It’s held and a Jewish Community Center as part of their two week Books by Jews! festival or whatever it is called. They have a statement online that basically says they will tolerate the occasional gentile if they really feel they must attend. But, TOO LATE! Because, sold out. I’m pretty sure that if any gentiles get in they will be marked with a giant “G” on their forehead in black sharpie at the door or something. Which reminds me of this one time when I went to Fraternity Row at UGA and went to a big party that I quickly realized was the Jewish Fraternity. They were all very nice to me in that whole “this poor girl is clearly lost and friendless and POOR” sort of way. But anyway, Mazel to everyone who got tickets! Report back to me!
But never fear, I actually got a super secret invite to Andy’s unadvertised appearance at The Palm for tomorrow afternoon. I’m not going but I will have a super secret Tamara Tattles spy in attendance. And there is supposed to be a question and answer segment where my spy will ask a question. I have no idea what question she should ask! So I need your help. Right now my top question is to ask about the projects his new production company is pitching. That’s something he has not shared yet. I read an AMA on Redditt that Andy did and he really knows how to duck and dive the direct questions like, “How annoying is Nene’s attitude, really?” So we need to be creative. BTW, Andy will be making appearances at all of his “buddy” Bruce Bozzi’s restaurants in the cities he is visiting. Check your local listings. Also, Phaedra and Porsha filmed a dinner scene at The Palm about a month ago. Just the two of them, to discuss the Apollo situation and/or recap the Puerto Rico trip. This further confirms my theory that Kandi has put some distance between Phaedra and herself.
And finally. @xRicardoCampus tweeted me a link to Ask Andy where he is asked about Porsha’s rumored spin-off. Ya’ll have been cracking me up asking me about this for a week or so. Let’s review, Porsha didn’t have enough storyline to be part of a group show this season. But ya’ll believe anyone who tells you that she is getting a spin-off? Seriously? And yes I saw Porsha on Dish Nation saying she was working on a TV show or something. Jill Zarin has been talking about starring in her own show for five years now. Have you people learned nothing? Andy was asked anyway and he was polite and simply said, “Not that I’ve heard.” Then he was asked if he would be interested in the concept and he said, “Um, sure! If she had stuff happening.” Oh the shade of it all! I guess that dating for dollars is not a good storyline.
So think up a really good question that Andy has never asked before and I will suggest it to our spy. Personally, I think that “How great is TamaraTattles website?” would be perfect. 🙂