Ready or not Atlanta, Andy Cohen will be here tomorrow doing at least two SOLD OUT appearances promoting his book, The Andy Cohen Diaries: A Deep Look At A Shallow Year. I actually looked into the one on his website. It’s held and a Jewish Community Center as part of their two week Books by Jews! festival or whatever it is called. They have a statement online that basically says they will tolerate the occasional gentile if they really feel they must attend. But, TOO LATE! Because, sold out. I’m pretty sure that if any gentiles get in they will be marked with a giant “G” on their forehead in black sharpie at the door or something. Which reminds me of this one time when I went to Fraternity Row at UGA and went to a big party that I quickly realized was the Jewish Fraternity. They were all very nice to me in that whole “this poor girl is clearly lost and friendless and POOR” sort of way. But anyway, Mazel to everyone who got tickets! Report back to me!
But never fear, I actually got a super secret invite to Andy’s unadvertised appearance at The Palm for tomorrow afternoon. I’m not going but I will have a super secret Tamara Tattles spy in attendance. And there is supposed to be a question and answer segment where my spy will ask a question. I have no idea what question she should ask! So I need your help. Right now my top question is to ask about the projects his new production company is pitching. That’s something he has not shared yet. I read an AMA on Redditt that Andy did and he really knows how to duck and dive the direct questions like, “How annoying is Nene’s attitude, really?” So we need to be creative. BTW, Andy will be making appearances at all of his “buddy” Bruce Bozzi’s restaurants in the cities he is visiting. Check your local listings. Also, Phaedra and Porsha filmed a dinner scene at The Palm about a month ago. Just the two of them, to discuss the Apollo situation and/or recap the Puerto Rico trip. This further confirms my theory that Kandi has put some distance between Phaedra and herself. 
And finally. @xRicardoCampus tweeted me a link to Ask Andy where he is asked about Porsha’s rumored spin-off. Ya’ll have been cracking me up asking me about this for a week or so. Let’s review, Porsha didn’t have enough storyline to be part of a group show this season. But ya’ll believe anyone who tells you that she is getting a spin-off? Seriously? And yes I saw Porsha on Dish Nation saying she was working on a TV show or something. Jill Zarin has been talking about starring in her own show for five years now. Have you people learned nothing? Andy was asked anyway and he was polite and simply said, “Not that I’ve heard.” Then he was asked if he would be interested in the concept and he said, “Um, sure! If she had stuff happening.” Oh the shade of it all! I guess that dating for dollars is not a good storyline.
So think up a really good question that Andy has never asked before and I will suggest it to our spy. Personally, I think that “How great is TamaraTattles website?” would be perfect. 🙂
I still want to know the details about Amber’s “the cancer”. If she was only stage one, why did she need a double mastectomy instead of just a simple lumpectomy? And why are her scars on her back? How do they do a double mastectomy from the BACK, for Christ’s sake?
And finally, regarding Amber and Jim, I want to know how many cancer patients died because he pushed the wrong chemo drug, and how does Amber live with herself, a survivor, knowing her cocktail weenie husband made millions off of the scam?
That’s all.
My mom had stage 1 breast cancer and had to have a mastectomy. She also got chemo. I guess it just depends on the person and what their doctor decides is right for them. As far as the scars on her back, I’m gonna try to make an educated guess and say that it could be the location they took skin from to reconstruct her two breasts.
Someone here explained the type of surgery she had in detail. It seemed a really odd choice.. but apparently it is a type of reconstruction or something.
On Fri, Nov 14, 2014 at 8:05 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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A lot of women in stage one get double mastectomys because their BRCA test came back positive. Had my BRCA come back positive I would have had a double.
I tried to talk my surgeon into doing a double mastectomy, and she said “NO” because the cancer was not in the other breast. And I was advanced stage 3.
Do you have the scars on your back like Amber does? Why would the scars be on her back?
My mother was stage 4 cervical (survival rate 16% I think) and the doctors wouldn’t even take out her uterus where it had spread too. But in the end they were right as she is cancer free atm (she did technically die at one point though). So hearing Amber go on about The Cancer just really pissed me off. They can’t come back for another season surely.
The scars might be from reconstructive surgery. They take skin off of your back.
I had a lumpectomy and radiation, but my oncologist was for the DM if my BRCA test was positive. It was not positive.
Did production have proof Mario was cheating on Ramona?
I would love a question about the impact that blogs have on the shows and production. Using TamaraTattles as an example of course. 😀
Like are the blogs discussed behind the scenes a lot? Does Andy read any of them specifically? Etc.
Like it
That was along the lines of my question. I would ask him if he would consider having different bloggers on WWHL from time to time. I would love to see Tamera go on. I know she would keep it real and not kiss Andy’s ass.
You will never see that. Would not guest would not bartend, probably would not even sit in the audience.
On Fri, Nov 14, 2014 at 7:15 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I like this question!
Sorry Tamara, I have two computers and my name comes up as “Iloveearlgreay” on the other one. I’m not trying to be a weirdo creeper with two identities.
no problemo.
On Fri, Nov 14, 2014 at 8:08 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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TT, not even if you’re put up at the Waldorf and given tickets to see NeNe on Broadway??
I would LOVE to be put up in a nice place in NYC and see Nene on Broadway. But no, I value my privacy. I might just take a trip up to NYC to see Miss Nene though…
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I would watch a show about Porshe prostituting herself. You should ask him if he would make that happen for us.
Or why is brandi back on rhobh? I’m still salty about that.
Brandi being on Celebrity Apprentice probably had a lot to do with it. Especially if Kenya and Brandi don’t get along like TT has reported.
Okay we have to have questions that my civilized spy can actually ASK. She is well known by important people who will be there. She can’t ask about Porsha’s prostitution for fucksake.
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Hehe
I detest Andy Cohen, even More now that Leakes and dummy Porscha are back.
Sorry Cynthia and Kenya, I would love to see you, but those two dirtbags have ruined the show for me.
I’ll look in if Tamara says that Bravo shows Apollo being led off in handcuffs.
One can only hope. Clink clink!
I would also like to know what he thinks about The Housewives always blaming Bravo for their troubles (Teresa), or like like when Kelly insisted Bravo made her go on the trip to Scary Island when she didn’t want to. I know there are others as well but can’t remember off the top of my head.
The blogger question is perfect, considering some HW’s love to stalk certain ones… 🙂 I’m curious why Brandi would not be back on rhobh? Clearly not a Brandi fan, yet she fights with everyone, is consistently drunk and/or insulting to all. Seems like perfect behavior for these shows. I for one watch for the train wreck of it all, it’s perfect background noise for NCLEX review study. 🙂
would love to know just how many of the real housewives he actually socializes with outside of the show.
I would like to know why the comments are closed on cast blogs. They can dish it out, but don’t want to hear our thoughts on what they said? I can understand moderating some of the crazies, but c’mon, that was half the fun of reading the things to begin with! I also like the idea of a guest blogger, Tamara you can have your spy go to represent. But then again, there are some blogs out there I wouldn’t visit unless I could throat punch the stoopid thing. 🙂 Okay, that’s as evil as I get, sorry won’t happen again. I just hate bullies.
Andy called into The Bert Show this morning ( local Atlanta radio show) and they chatted for a few minutes… Here are some of the things asked and answered…( the best I can remember)
How is Theresa and Joe, does Andy talk to her much behind the scenes? He said that he doesn’t talk to her really without cameras… He kinda dodged the housewives stuff and went in on his book. Which is why I suppose he was calling in anyways.
He said that he have a copy to Sarah Jessica Parker and Anderson Cooper to read to see if he crossed any lines. The book chronicles his life in a fun “pop culture” way. He said that he toes the lines in the book in regards to talking about his friends and wanted to make sure it was ok. SjP and AC gave it thumbs up.
Not sure if this would help your SSS ( super secret spy) with any questions. Good luck and hope you get some good tea!!
If his people troll the blogs in ATL. maybe he’ll see the questions and give up the tea knowing we want to know EVERYTHING !
And depending on the question, he might make out who the TT spy is! You in danger girl.
I would ask: what are top 3 defining qualities he values or finds compelling when deciding whether to cast someone for a Real Housewiveses show? And what is the most important defining quality he considers in deciding not to renew a Housewife’s contract? Okay that is 2 questions. Pffffttt.
I would ask him where he goes after Housewives? The over produced crap is getting on the loyal viewers nerves… So what is next for reality? Can there ever be magic like season 1 of the OC, NYC or ATL?
Or – another question – has he considered axing the production teams on the overly produced – bad acting franchises to bring the show back to entertaining drama instead of the train wreck drama? I am looking at you New Jersey…
I think production is going to ruin my housewives, makes me sad
You can ask Andy any question in the fucking world and the answer will always be the same. Reddit was my go-to for cant-sleep reading before I found this site, and I have NEVER read an AMA so uninteresting and repetitive.
I’ve never disliked Andy, or liked him, he’s always just been kind of there to me, but that AMA really made me realize how one deminsional he is.
He has like 4 different automated responses that he tweaks specifically for the question – 3 of which remind us how “happy” and “optimistic” he is, which now makes me think his schtick is just as vapid and fake as the shows he produces.
The only answer remotely interesting was him saying he would pick Heather Thompson to rule the world for a day, because it actually had a name and answered a question.
Heather Thompson 2016!
Psylocke, Interesting post! Your thoughts struck me as very true. I think you described Andy perfectly.
I agree with the description too.
I will add that i have no idea where Tamara read The JCC’s “rules” about who can attend because ALL JCC’s have ALWAYS been open to EVERYONE. Anyone can become a member, it has NEVER been exclusive or kept any race or religion out, ever. In fact, they specifically state that the event is open to the community,
The Palm event is also clearly advertised on Andy’s website so it is not “unadvertised”.
I have read other anti- semetic remarks by you (Tamara) before, but these clearly show you are just as stupid and ignorant as people like Phaedra and Kandi.
So, those are initials you might want to put on your forehead.
LOL I was making a joke Eve. I found their “Open to ALL!” declaration on the site sort of…”trying to hard.”
Lighten up, Francis.
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@ psylocke: What exactly is “Reddit”? I looked at that site once before, and I was thoroughly confused. It seems like a treasure trove of info, but I couldn’t make heads or tails. What’s the low down?
IDGI either. It seems complicated.
On Sat, Nov 15, 2014 at 10:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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reddit.com has a feature called “ask me anything” (AMA) in which people post questions to the featured person during a short time period and he answers the ones he wants.
there are tons of AMA sessions so it can get hard to find the one you want by scrolling the page. best to use the search field.
on the main page you’ll see a list of recent & upcoming AMAs.
i love it. for a sorta cute/funny one, look up keanu reeves. he writes just like his persona on Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
@ chris: Thank you. That’s helpful. I had no idea there was a search function. It’s so overwhelming to me!
I would ask why no one is allowed to post comments on the Bravo website after the cast writes their episode blogs. I always had soooo much fun posting comments on Kyles. I enjoyed reading viewers responses to these silly women. In fact sometimes that was better than the actual show.
Because Andy would prefer that you post your comments here! 🙂
On Sat, Nov 15, 2014 at 6:39 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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i agree. i miss being able to comment there. many comments were horribly mean, which is why i think they finally stopped allowing comments (prolly got expensive for them too coz of increased bandwidth needs).
i think their closing comments meant some major haters switched to commenting on celebrity twitter feeds, tho. JMHO.
Does Andy think it’s important for the women’s story lines to be real? Or can reality be scripted for the sake of drama?
I”m going to The Palm today to Andy’s event……
I don’t plan to raise my hand and ask any questions, but I do have some chatter planned for the book-signing line. I’m also interested to see who else shows up…..maybe a few of the Fashion Queens……or maybe Sheree?
Oh, go ahead. Ask him if he bleached his anus.
giggles.
On Sat, Nov 15, 2014 at 2:27 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Nah……does he bleach Gorga’s sweet little butt? Tee Hee
YAY! Lisa be sure to give us a FULL report! 🙂
On Sat, Nov 15, 2014 at 1:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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WoW @eve. That really struck a nerve with you cause you went all “bass” on TT. Surprised you weren’t jumped up in here!!!
A joke? Frankly I fail to see the humor in anti-semitism. Not funny, TT.
I fail to see the humor in anti-Semitism too! I also fail to see any anti-Semitism. I get the feeling you are not Jewish, but one of those annoying twats that is constantly offended on behalf of groups she is not a member of.
What a surprise, an anti-semite who fails to see anti-semitism! Of course you care if I’m a Jew, and you’re wrong about that, too. L’chaim!
Well that proves it! You’re about as Jewish as the Pope.
On Sat, Nov 15, 2014 at 6:08 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Ahhh—really??!? I get sooo tired of this crap. Pick a side and go after the sh*t that REALLY matters. If you do, I will stand shoulder to shoulder with you. Black, Jew or like me ~~~just plain vanilla. Whatever.
But trust me on this: I have no time, patience, energy to expend on this trivial country club crap. Shame on you Vicki—with a damn i.
(For pity’s sake use a damn y to spell your name properly.)
I’m about as white Newport Rhode Island as a girl can get. That being said I have enough ” diversity ” running in my Yankee veins to understand—and better yet—FEEL—–that whether it’s Selma or Krakow —–wrong is wrong. Damn, you would think that would be enough! But oh noo…not for you!!! You still have to divide and parse out every little bit of supposed wrong doing to fit your amateur agenda. You trivialize the major historic tradegies and boil them down until they fit your pathetic little “What about me???!! ” narrative. Oh Vey—-if I may say so.
Give it up. It is apparent to anyone that TT meant no harm or insult to you or your kind. For God’s sake —– you have delusions of adequacy..
I am jewish as well and find your comments extremely flippant and anti Semitic. Yes it’s your blog but you’re rudeness and crassness have crossed the line. Not sure if you’ll read this and do not care, unsubscribing myself.
Jesus wept.
On Mon, Nov 17, 2014 at 12:48 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’d give you my rabbi’s phone number, but he’s so bored by shiksa bitches.
So your rabbi is Anti-Gentile? Thanks for adding a bit of truth to my joke about the Jewish Center.
On Sat, Nov 15, 2014 at 6:37 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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LOL wow. You made a nice little bed out of all those grasped straws and then took a fat shit in it.
Not “anti-Gentile”, bored by Bitches Who Think Their Bigotry Is Amusing. Subtle difference.
Lighten up, sunshine!
What are Andy’s plans for visiting/interviewing the bravo liberties that are currently or who will shortly be imprisoned.
The only interesting thing about Andy is is dog. As I’ve said before, the only 3 things he is obsessed with are me, myself, and I.
Is his dog.
The Andy Cohen Diaries: A shallow look at a shallow year in a shallow life.
I haven’t heard from any of my spies. I blame the Jews.
On Sat, Nov 15, 2014 at 9:16 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Have you read the book? It would be interesting to hear the good parts so no one has to buy it. I’m kinda sick of Andy cohen’s greed and ….well…you know.
Of course you didn’t read it though. You hate Jews. Remember that time you told me the joke about the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Just googled and NOT HELPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Sat, Nov 15, 2014 at 10:37 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I was thinking about something more like this. I know the Jews think they are the “chosen ones” like Nene Leakes thinks she is “most favored by God. But… Everyone is fair game. Even Jews.
“I wear this saint Christopher medal sometimes because I’m Jewish but my boyfriend is Catholic and it was just cute the way he gave it to me, you know. He said if it doesnt burn through my skin it will protect me. Who cares? Different religions. I guess the only time it’s an issue I suppose would be if you’re having a baby, you have to figure out how you want to raise your baby or whatever, which still would not be an issue for us. Because you know, we’d just be honest, and say “Mommy is one of the chosen people, and Daddy believes that Jesus is magic.”~ Sarah Silverman,
I stand by my theory that the Jews running the book festival had to make a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT that you could show up even if you aren’t Jewish. I’ve never seen that at a Baptist church. Or Catholic. I went to Midnight Mass in Paris drunk and sobbing through all the pretty songs and the French grandma next to me handed me her hankie.
Vicki ain’t no Jew and if she is, she’s just put off by the fact that my shiksappeal brings all the Jewish boys to the yard. 🙂
I was just going to comment on the JCC announcement that the signing was open to all. I agree with you,TT. They probably felt that they should say “open to all”
I’m Jewish. I do remember the JCC Where I grew up, way up north,did have to announce that an event was open to the public. People seemed to think it would be closed to Gentiles. I don’t know why. They didn’t ask for ID or check for circumcision. Why JCCs have to do that today, 40 years later, is strange.
If any readers here think TT is racist/ anti Semitic you’re reading the wrong blog. Or you don’t have a sense of humor.
Vicki…, gay kaken aufen yam. A nice Jewish girl like you should understand that. Then read elsewhere where you’re not so daily offended. Lighten up.
LOL I just thought it was funny they would specifically point out that anyone could come. 🙂
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@TT~ I get them having to have an anyone can come attached to the announcement. My temple regularly has student groups from different faiths come to our Shabbat services (I live on the BUCKLE of the Bible belt!). We always make sure to make a big deal announcing that EVERYONE is invited to stay for the oneg (eating and talking) after the service. We do it because most people feel that if they are not Jewish, that they are not “allowed” to stay.
A couple of years ago, I had a minister’s wife tell me that she was glad that she came to visit and that, “Y’all are real nice after all.” She also told me that she was going to make sure to tell her husband how nice we were because he was worried for her safety as well as the safety of the rest of the group from their church. Sad, right?
As for your milkshake…..just don’t consume it with a burger. 😉
I feel out of place in a Catholic church (though I go a lot when I’m in Paris. Because, beautiful) I don’t think I have ever been to a Jewish anything. I kinda wanted to go to the Jewish Center and troll for Jewish friends who would feed me. Is that wrong? 🙂
On Sun, Nov 16, 2014 at 7:17 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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@TT~ You should go to an event at the JCC….just the people watching factor alone would be totally worth it.
I will be happy to be your Jewish friend and feed you. 🙂
YAY! Are you local? Banjo and I are ready to move in immediately and convert as necessary!
On Mon, Nov 17, 2014 at 11:16 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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@TT~ Sadly, I am no longer local. I am back home after my two month stay in my beloved hometown. Conversion not necessary for me to be friends and feed someone. Sophie and George would welcome Banjo with open paws. Sorry to read that you are cancelling your reservation. 🙂
We may reconsider after your reprogramming is complete.
On Mon, Nov 17, 2014 at 1:12 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I googled to find out the difference. 😮
TeeCee is a terrible person.
I’m just pointing out that in my experience THE JEWS are a cliquey people.
On Sat, Nov 15, 2014 at 11:04 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Hey, I’m neither a flag waver nor a flame thrower, but I just want to say that I think that TT is an “equal opportunity offender.” Meaning she’s full of sarcasm and silliness. Nothing to get bent out of shape about. She’s a smart lady. She’s fully aware that collectively Jews have a great sense of humor.
Collectively not individually? SMH. Colonel Klink to the rescue.
@ vonnie: Sure. “Individually.” I’m sure one can gather from the tone of my post that my intent was never to offend. And I have no idea who Col. Klink is.
Maybe first ask Andy if he wants to get married and have a family. Then hit him with, so tell me what you think about Phaedra’s son Dillon resembling Mr. Chocolate more than Apollo? Lol.
Is it too late to ask aandy why he’s such a gross middle aged letch? He is seriously gross when it comes to young boys without shirts. And the way he talks to good looking young men? If he were straight and they were girls, everyone would be freaked out.
All of this is true, but I still have the HOTS for Andy.
My spy report is posted! No Jews were harmed in the publication of the new post!
http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/2014/11/16/andy-cohens-atlanta-book-tour-tea/
On Sun, Nov 16, 2014 at 2:33 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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@deco~ Our oceans are polluted enough without adding that alter bok!! 😉
LOl, jrleaguer. I re so right. .I was hoping someone would understand the Yiddish. .
Ugh. Edit.. you are so right^^^. Not I re so.
I just assumed the Yiddish said something about me being an honorary Jew. 🙂
On Tue, Nov 18, 2014 at 10:25 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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@TT~ It was not about you…..but how about this one my honorary MOT (member of the tribe)….TT~ When it comes to all things Housewives, you are truly balmalocha! 🙂
Is that Yiddish for bombalicious? :)
On Tue, Nov 18, 2014 at 12:25 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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@TT~ It means, “an expert” ….but yeah, we can adapt it to mean bombalicious too. 🙂
YAY!
On Tue, Nov 18, 2014 at 1:11 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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