Those crazy kids from Vanderpump Rules are blogging. And let’s just say no one has a ghost writer. That explains why Jax doesn’t have one. Lisa Vanderpump and Tom Sandoval both Vlogged and I didn’t even watch I just read the transcripts. Mostly because I am binging on True Tori and eating all the chocolate I bought at the Dollar Store yesterday. I normally don’t buy crap but it’s like part of my brain new the hormomalbitchiness was on the horizon and chocolate would be mandatory. Did I mention I am having a meltdown on Twitter? That sound you hear is a bunch of people unfollowing me. #Pussies
Anyway, I read all the Vanderpumpies blogs so you don’t have to. You’re welcome. There is not much to see, but I didn’t want all that time to go wasted. I’d also like to remind you that Kristen Doute is the star of this shit show. I love her.
I cringe looking at myself sometimes. I’m such a goon. Sometimes I’m kind of dashing. I feel so much cooler/sexier in everyday life but struggle with seeing myself on TV still.
The staff meeting was so awkward, and, to be honest, I don’t think I should have been required to endure it. After all, I was not in anyway involved in the debaucherous acts at Scheana’s party — and I had been behaving myself at work. Lisa was, clearly, the most pissed I had ever seen her, which is why I was shocked that she didn’t fire everyone’s ass.
After spending the night in the hospital waiting for stitches I was beyond pissed off at EVERYONE who was involved in the fight. Tom sent me a very long heartfelt video apologizing for everything that went down meanwhile Kristen was unapologetic. So yes obviously I chose Tom’s side because he was sooooooo sorry and it was such a heartfelt and true apology. I apologize for calling him a super pussy. That was mean of me to say and I shouldn’t have.
His [Tom’s]over dramatic sobbing video was one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever witnessed. He’s a good actor, I’ll give him that. Scheana, per usual, followed the crowd and decided James and I were responsible rather than accepting the reality of the fight.
What also irritates me about this episode is the way that Jax downplayed his relationship with Carmen. He is the furthest thing from honest. He always does the “it’s not you, it’s me” to excuse his bad behavior. I’m so proud of Carmen for standing up for herself, straightening her crown and walking away like a boss.
Hello, I’m Lisa Vanderpump. Welcome to my video blog. Blah, blah, blah. Thank you for watching. I’m Lisa Vanderpump and I hope you enjoy my video blog.
Hello. I’m Tom Sandoval. Welcome to my video blog. I can understand why Lisa is upset, but I will say, there’s nothing worse than getting scolded like that in a large group. I’m Tom Sandoval, and thank you for watching my video blog.
Contrary to popular belief, I didn’t leave in poor graces, but when you are dealing with someone like Lisa, diverting from her plan is a sin in an of itself. At the end of the day, Lisa was my employer and I did my due diligence in showing her the respect that she deserved. Did I think I was wrong in leaving? No. It was the best choice for my personal life. But when I came back to L.A. I knew I had to show her rightfully deserved courtesy.
Is it just me or are they giving Lisa Vanderpump and Gay Tom scripts for their Vlogs?