I am so ready for this to be done and hope like hell that the husbands aren’t on unless Jim is excluded. Andy Cohen did an AMA on Redditt today where he basically said Jim is an ass in person just like on Twitter. He also said no decisions have been made about the future of Real Housewives of New Jersey. That is true, they don’t make decisions until after the final episode of the reunion airs. Then the team meets and decides who stays and who goes. About a week later is “pick-up day” when the housewives are either offered a pick up on their contract for another year, or they are send a nice letter thanking them for participating in the season and wishing the well on their future endeavors. Most of the time. There was a season of RHONY or two that the ladies were left hanging for quite some time wondering if they had jobs. So who knows when decisions will be made for next season. If there is a next season.
And we’re off and sadly the men are out there again. And the focus is on Jim just like he likes it. I am so over this little shitweasel. Our little Napoleon fan wants to point out he is the tallest between him and the two Joes. Is his fucktard 12 years old? I just don’t get a grown man acting this way on television embarrassing the shit out of his wife. Jim still says that he was working on cases with Paul Fishman the AUSA. #Delusional Jim did something weird off camera and Andy had to tell him to stop because he was freaking him out. Jim tries to explain why he hangs out on Twitter saying awful things to everyone. He says people were faxing hims “at his work” lol say they hope he dies, they hope he gets cancer, they hope his wife gets cancer etc. Jim tries to say he did it to take the trolls off of Amber. Please. Andy points out that Tre and Melissa get trolled on Twitter all the time and their husbands aren’t on Twitter all day long (because they are working, at a job). Jim asks Joe Gorga if he gets death threats at his work. Joe says no, because I’m not a douchebag. Jim is stunned because he just got finished sucking up to the Joes and that didn’t work. Too funny.
I’m done recapping this Jim Marchese crap. Other boring stuff happened.
It’s time for the Victoria Gotti drama. On Wendy the other day, she claimed that Tre called her to invite her to the book signing near her house and they had plans to go to dinner afterward. The cameras just happened to end up following her home. I don’t believe that. It was the most scripted scene of the season and was likely reshot ten times to get the finished product. Rino says he never said anything like that to Victoria Gotti joking or otherwise.
Tre says she has no idea if it is true or not. Then Tre says when you say it’s not true it’s not true. TereSSA and Rino say that Gotti lies a lot. She started by saying Rino doesn’t drink much. Rino says he drinks like a fish. Teressa is sure that Tre deliberately humiliated her. Tre says it didn’t come out of her mouth. More back and forth between Rino and Jim. Rino makes it clear that he was not in the house because he refused to film with Jim. Jim is running his mouth to all of these guys and I honestly don’t think things are going to end well for Jim in real life. He has so many enemies that if he were to get rubbed out, most of New Jersey would be on the suspect list.
More Jim shit and whining about cancer. Amber and Bobby argue and finally Andy gets the men and the asshole off the stage.
ANOTHER segment about Gotti Gate. Tre says she has never deliberately hurt anyone. OMG she still won’t admit anything. TereSSa says that production said that Tre wasn’t bringing anything to the show so she sought out Gotti to keep her story going and in doing that attacked her family. I can see that happening. Tre moping around the house or filming fake happy family scenes didn’t do much to push the story arc of the show in general along. TereSSa says if Tre really had a conscience or a heart she would have never done what she did. Tre tries to defend herself by suggesting TereSSa laugh it off like Melissa did with the stripper rumors. And there we go with Tre poking at Melissa’s old wounds and rubbing in a little salt.
Andy asks everyone what they learned this season.
TereSSa: Alcohol and the camera is a very bad mix.
Nicole: Always stay real. Remind yourself every day what is important in life.
Amber: I spent a lot of time crying.
Melissa: Focus on the bigger picture.
Dina: Once you walk away from something remember why you did.
Andy asks her if she regrets doing the show and she says all the drama and negativity doesn’t sit well with her soul. He asked if could go back in time would you still do it? She says no. I don’t think Dina will be back. I don’t think Tre will be back. I don’t think Amber will be asked back. It seems like closing time to me.
Tre: Says that she just wants to apologize to all of her fans out there that she let down. She’s going to make herself a better person. You know and grow.
I’m not trying to be mean when I say that I don’t think Tre has any idea what that means. I don’t think she believes she is a bad person now, or even a person who could be a better person. I think she has her people say this before and feels like that is what people say in these situations. I really think she has a screw loose of some sort. Maybe prison will tighten it up for her. Again, not joking.
Andy talks about looking back on all the seasons. Andy asks if she regrets it She says 80% yes and 20% no. I think she means it the opposite way. She says the best thing to come out of it were her cookbooks (that she didn’t write, nor were the recipes hers, no can she cook most of them). She says she and Joe were “just trying to make a living”, we’re human, we have for beautiful daughters,
Andy asks what scares her the most about prison and she says being without her daughters. Andy says do you think this is it for you? Tre says he is going to make her cry, this is probably her last reunion. Andy is getting emotional. Teresa talks about losing a lot of her friends. Andy asks about a moment on the show she is proudest of. She says when she gave birth to Audriana. Andy brings up the table flip. Teresa says season one was fun.
Teresa seems to think she will do a cooking show when she gets out of prison.
Andy is choking up ending the show. Andy reaches over and grabs Tre’s hand.
The (merciful) end.
God that episode sucked. Sorry about the recap, but I was just bored.