I am so ready for this to be done and hope like hell that the husbands aren’t on unless Jim is excluded. Andy Cohen did an AMA on Redditt today where he basically said Jim is an ass in person just like on Twitter. He also said no decisions have been made about the future of Real Housewives of New Jersey. That is true, they don’t make decisions until after the final episode of the reunion airs. Then the team meets and decides who stays and who goes. About a week later is “pick-up day” when the housewives are either offered a pick up on their contract for another year, or they are send a nice letter thanking them for participating in the season and wishing the well on their future endeavors. Most of the time. There was a season of RHONY or two that the ladies were left hanging for quite some time wondering if they had jobs. So who knows when decisions will be made for next season. If there is a next season.
And we’re off and sadly the men are out there again. And the focus is on Jim just like he likes it. I am so over this little shitweasel. Our little Napoleon fan wants to point out he is the tallest between him and the two Joes. Is his fucktard 12 years old? I just don’t get a grown man acting this way on television embarrassing the shit out of his wife. Jim still says that he was working on cases with Paul Fishman the AUSA. #Delusional Jim did something weird off camera and Andy had to tell him to stop because he was freaking him out. Jim tries to explain why he hangs out on Twitter saying awful things to everyone. He says people were faxing hims “at his work” lol say they hope he dies, they hope he gets cancer, they hope his wife gets cancer etc. Jim tries to say he did it to take the trolls off of Amber. Please. Andy points out that Tre and Melissa get trolled on Twitter all the time and their husbands aren’t on Twitter all day long (because they are working, at a job). Jim asks Joe Gorga if he gets death threats at his work. Joe says no, because I’m not a douchebag. Jim is stunned because he just got finished sucking up to the Joes and that didn’t work. Too funny.
I’m done recapping this Jim Marchese crap. Other boring stuff happened.
It’s time for the Victoria Gotti drama. On Wendy the other day, she claimed that Tre called her to invite her to the book signing near her house and they had plans to go to dinner afterward. The cameras just happened to end up following her home. I don’t believe that. It was the most scripted scene of the season and was likely reshot ten times to get the finished product. Rino says he never said anything like that to Victoria Gotti joking or otherwise.
Tre says she has no idea if it is true or not. Then Tre says when you say it’s not true it’s not true. TereSSA and Rino say that Gotti lies a lot. She started by saying Rino doesn’t drink much. Rino says he drinks like a fish. Teressa is sure that Tre deliberately humiliated her. Tre says it didn’t come out of her mouth. More back and forth between Rino and Jim. Rino makes it clear that he was not in the house because he refused to film with Jim. Jim is running his mouth to all of these guys and I honestly don’t think things are going to end well for Jim in real life. He has so many enemies that if he were to get rubbed out, most of New Jersey would be on the suspect list.
More Jim shit and whining about cancer. Amber and Bobby argue and finally Andy gets the men and the asshole off the stage.
ANOTHER segment about Gotti Gate. Tre says she has never deliberately hurt anyone. OMG she still won’t admit anything. TereSSa says that production said that Tre wasn’t bringing anything to the show so she sought out Gotti to keep her story going and in doing that attacked her family. I can see that happening. Tre moping around the house or filming fake happy family scenes didn’t do much to push the story arc of the show in general along. TereSSa says if Tre really had a conscience or a heart she would have never done what she did. Tre tries to defend herself by suggesting TereSSa laugh it off like Melissa did with the stripper rumors. And there we go with Tre poking at Melissa’s old wounds and rubbing in a little salt.
Andy asks everyone what they learned this season.
TereSSa: Alcohol and the camera is a very bad mix.
Nicole: Always stay real. Remind yourself every day what is important in life.
Amber: I spent a lot of time crying.
Melissa: Focus on the bigger picture.
Dina: Once you walk away from something remember why you did.
Andy asks her if she regrets doing the show and she says all the drama and negativity doesn’t sit well with her soul. He asked if could go back in time would you still do it? She says no. I don’t think Dina will be back. I don’t think Tre will be back. I don’t think Amber will be asked back. It seems like closing time to me.
Tre: Says that she just wants to apologize to all of her fans out there that she let down. She’s going to make herself a better person. You know and grow.
I’m not trying to be mean when I say that I don’t think Tre has any idea what that means. I don’t think she believes she is a bad person now, or even a person who could be a better person. I think she has her people say this before and feels like that is what people say in these situations. I really think she has a screw loose of some sort. Maybe prison will tighten it up for her. Again, not joking.
Andy talks about looking back on all the seasons. Andy asks if she regrets it She says 80% yes and 20% no. I think she means it the opposite way. She says the best thing to come out of it were her cookbooks (that she didn’t write, nor were the recipes hers, no can she cook most of them). She says she and Joe were “just trying to make a living”, we’re human, we have for beautiful daughters,
Andy asks what scares her the most about prison and she says being without her daughters. Andy says do you think this is it for you? Tre says he is going to make her cry, this is probably her last reunion. Andy is getting emotional. Teresa talks about losing a lot of her friends. Andy asks about a moment on the show she is proudest of. She says when she gave birth to Audriana. Andy brings up the table flip. Teresa says season one was fun.
Teresa seems to think she will do a cooking show when she gets out of prison.
Andy is choking up ending the show. Andy reaches over and grabs Tre’s hand.
The (merciful) end.
God that episode sucked. Sorry about the recap, but I was just bored.
Was anyone else distracted by how shiny Teresa’s face was? I kept thinking where is her makeup artist. The show was really that boring.
I literally forgot I was recapping and wondered what else was on….
On Tue, Nov 11, 2014 at 10:24 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It was perfect for wine tasting with my Judy’s. Andy is such a Care Bear.
If he doesn’t add some red hot chili peppers to these reunions I’m off too HBO.
So funny!!
What the heck did Jim say that got Andy all freaked out? I thought that Andy was “un-freak-out-able”. ha
I’m dying to know. I think he reached over and touched Joe in appropriately.
Is the AMA over now? We can’t ask him?
Are you able to find out from anyone at Bravo what Jim did that freaked Andy out? Up to this point, he always seemed completely un-freakout-able. Wondering what he could have done to make Andy so mad.
My NE sources are mostly done for the season. 🙂 But I’ll keep my ears open. I’m sure he’ll explain it somewhere. Maybe I’ll ask him on Saturday.
I think Jim said in his twitterverse, that he (Jim) had pulled out all of his “alleged” contracts. The one’s Jim claims to have with Bobby and The Twin’s. And Andy got all freaked out by Jim.
*But don’t quote me, because I ain’t said shit*
Jim Marchese = infected dick cheese.
I prefer infected dick cheese to Jim.
On Tue, Nov 11, 2014 at 11:01 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I was in my office listening and then I heard TeRessa’s voice and I thought, what a whining, annoying voice. I basically walked around doing stuff until what? It’s over already?…..DELETE.
I doubt the show is over. Tre is still too popular. Unless they float an idea of her own show which is possible. They probably will have her interview on WWHL when she gets out like the last special and if the ratings are there then they will film something.
By this statement I don’t think the show will do a season without Tre. Unless they really want Jacq to come back and keep the twins. Stranger things have happened.
I think it will be on hiatus or won’t start filming until a month or so before Tre is released. I could be wrong, jmo.
No one will even remember who Tre is by the time she gets out.
On Tue, Nov 11, 2014 at 11:03 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I actually doubt that. Martha Stewart did ok. Not that they are on the same level celebrity wise. I just think that there will at least be a ‘Tre is released’ special and if it gets the ratings then there will be something that comes of it.
HERPES IS 4LYFE.
No one should really care about exhousewives like Adrienne or Camille that havent been on our TVs for years, but I would bet (something completely valueless… like my soul) that if one of them got knocked up they’d have People cover, or at least a spread.
And a year is NOTHING. Everytime I write the date I can’t even fathom it’s already November.
Yeah Adrienne stayed relevant enough in the press to make a HW comeback. So did Jacqueline and that blonde rich HW from the OC season who Vicki hated. Unfortunately even Gretchen ends up on my news timeline every now and then. No idea why.
Martha was in for 5 months. 15/12.6 is long time to be out of the loop!
Martha S. Has real talent and a marketable product(s) in store chains everywhere.
I think we can rest assured that Michael will remember Teresa when she’s out!!!
😉
And JD! He will still have a prayer alter for her in his house! 🙂 Where is our little ‘tard anyway. Did we hurt his big fat feelers? 🙂
On Wed, Nov 12, 2014 at 1:58 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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JD and I stand united at our Tre alter. 😀
I see her the TRUE Tre huggers camped out along chain link fences….
Open. Open. Open.
No! There are enough trolls here already!
On Sat, Nov 15, 2014 at 2:26 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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So glad that’s over! I feel for you TT. That one was hard to recap. Is it me or is anyone else puzzled by the way Cohen coddles Tre? Jeeze Andy she was an embarrassment to the show if not the whole HW franchise. Get a grip girlfriend! Not surprised she denied everything on Gottigate. When you have to pick on a 71 yr old grandma for a story line its time to go. Jim was his usual douchebag self. God he skeeves me out. But thankfully they will not be back judging by Andy’s comments to him. Do you think one of the purposes of bringing Victoria on was to try to get her to replace Tre while she’s at college?
Gotti has been on this show before and wasn’t asked to be a HW so it’s doubtful. Andy coddles Tre as she is still the fan favourite. Maybe not around here but she still brings in enough ratings to warrant Andy sucking up to her. I also think that Andy actually likes Tre (although he thinks she is an idiot for getting into the legal trouble she has) and vice versa; unlike Andy and Nene where there is little love there.
Wow, I see that completely different as far as Andy and his liking of Tre and Nene. Andy usually treats Tre like shit, in fact I’m pretty sure she despises him and vice versa. I think Joe made one too many deragatory gay remarks for Andy and he just thought them both to be ignorant fools. He treated Tre so unfairly at previous reunions that you could just sense her anger at him(at least I did and I didn’t blame her, he was an ass to her). I will admit last night he did seem to show some genuine compassion for her albeit too little, too late, again imo. Nene, on the other hand I find him to not only like her but constantly kisses her ass and never holds her accountable for her behavior whereas he always lets everyone blame Tre for everything. Well, that’s my take on it anyhoo!
Yeah, I don’t think Andy has “liked” Tre since the push seen round the world. He was enjoying her demise, and then had a twang of pity there at the end.
On Wed, Nov 12, 2014 at 10:37 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Nah Gotti has her own show starting that is why she was on WW. IT’s not on Bravo. I forget what channel
On Tue, Nov 11, 2014 at 11:09 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I believer her show is on A&E, they have been showing reruns of Growing Up Gotti. Thanks for the recap TT, I fell asleep 5 minutes into it.
When I saw “Growing Up Gotti: Ten Years Later” (or something to that effect) was on, I wondered if that was why Victoria Gotti wanted to get some attention on RHONJ?
No she has growing up Gotti 11 years later, or sumpthin…coming up soon. 🙂
On Wed, Nov 12, 2014 at 2:02 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Gotti and Danielle Staub sort of rock the same look. Rode hard and put up wet.
Tre has made Andy and Bravo a lot of money over the years and could possibly continue to do so? Andy is very enamored with “my daughter’s” and therefor Tre? Andy just loves his little felons? I’m just trying to find reasons Andy was so weepy, touchy/feely with Tre. It struck me too as a little odd. Andy sure doesn’t mind being friendly with convicts. 🙂
If Andy loves convicts so much can we please,please,please give Marlo a peach. You can’t have a juicer rap sheet on Bravo and she fun!
Yes, Marlo!!!!!!!!!
Oh, regarding Gottiegate, did anyone watch Tre’s facial reactions when Teressa asked her how would feel if someone stated that Joe slept with Tre’s mother? She was like how dare you even think that. Yea Tre how dare you entertain the thought of Santa and Rino! Tre’s stupidity still amazes me!
She snapped right out of her medicated haze for that one didn’t she?
She lacks empathy or compassion and cant understand how its the same as saying that about Joe and her mother.
I’ve actually always thought Andy had a disdain for Teresa and Joe over the gay comments that Joe made years ago. He’s always been tough on Teresa until the whole trial came up and now he kisses her ass.
Jim clearly needs medication and is not taking anything. God give that man some drugs. I don’t think anybody’s coming back. Melissa already checked out so I can’t see her and Joe coming back. And no one else is wanted back, imo.
Melissa acted as if she had a lobotomy this reunion. She didn’t even really have words with Amber who was giving her shit early on in the season.
She sure did, Micheal. Maybe it’s sinking-in to Melissa that the reason she got on the show, is probably the reason she will be off the show.
Thanks for recap. It’s just getting ready to air here. You saved me from actually having to watch it. I just can’t do Jim.
Forgive me for not being able to quote exactly, but did anyone else feel Tre made a dig at Dina? It was when Dina stated Tre only gave her the Rino & mom story the night before the trip and that’s why she didn’t call or text Teressa. Tre kind of snarky imo, said NO it was because it was being filmed for the show. I took it that Tre meant Dina waited on purpose, because she wanted to tell Teressa the big story on camera.
I was hoping Tre turned on Dina but either way, Dina didn’t get it anyway. That was one boring reunion, the worst yet. 3 episodes and not one person had the balls to ask why Joe and Tre committed their crimes. I guess when Tre said they were just making a living was the reason. lol
Yeah I caught that too. I’m really not a Dina fan and I can’t even explain why. Maybe it’s because she tries to act like she’s above it all and Tre’s comment just proved that she’s not. She wants to “bring it” just like the rest of them.
Same re: Dina.
And she is like Teresa’s bodyguard. Or PR person. Dina says “next question” when someone dares to ask Teresa about the case, trial, sentencing, or any aspect of her little criminal endeavours. Dina scolds people for judging Teresa. Blah blah blah got it you love felons with horrible hairlines!
Why they committed their crimes? Honey if you can’t surmise that for yourself then there is no hope for you. 😉
It was for the money, and to live a lifestyle they could never afford through hard work alone.
To watch the hamster run on the wheel in Joe and tre’s brain while trying to explain it would have entertaining. Instead of watching her spray tan crack under those hot lights!
The comment about making a living really burned my ass. I always considered making a living required work. But for those two stealing their living is a job!!!!
When Teresa said she and Joe were trying to make a living, it made me remember why I dislike her so much. Make a living, my ass. Teresa and Joe wanted the good life without earning it. I agree totally with TT when she says Teresa has a screw loose, she MUST. Someone please correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t the judge that sentenced Teresa think Teresa finally “got it”? I respectfully think the judge misjudged that one. Teresa doesn’t “get it” at all. Her comments tonight proved that to me…again.
I agree Tre does not get it! That must have been something to see in court when she broke down in front of the judge to make her think Tre got it. Joe gets it. I really think this grand public humiliation coupled with the sudden death of his father may have made things really sink in. It’s funny how I can’t stand Tre, yet like Joe more after this season! To me, Joe is a “lovable asshole”. True is just a stupid bitch.
I think Joe may also feel a bit responsible for his fathers death. I think he knows there was a lot of stress caused by all of this.
Teresa is sociopath. That explains who she is and what she does and why she does it. She is upset because she got caught and was given a prison term. She is learning nothing because she is missing a conscience.
Its why she can say she has never hit below the belt and set up scenes like Gottigate and not skip a beat and believe every single word she says.
I am sure she has already made deals for post prison and of course Bravo has it in the contracts they have the first option. It always been ONLY about Teresa and that will never change.
As for Jim and Amber, they will be back. Ratings gold for Bravo. Same as Nene, the more ‘we” loathe someone, the bigger the ratings and revenue.
I agree, that kind of metal health is what we want to see.
I agree with you, Eve, she’s a sociopath, or psychopath. Mean, vindictive, shallow, thoroughly dishonest and hateful. But I’ll give her this: she knows how to put on a brave face, knows how to smile and laugh through the pain. I’m betting Bravo’s filming her right now for the next RHONJ season and will be filming her multiple times at home through Christmas and New Year. They always do a lot of scenes of Giudices at the holidays. The camera will track her right to the prison door, then track Joe/the girls on the way back. Then they’ll show the grandmothers taking care of the kids while the father stays drunk for the next 15 months. Then they’ll have an episode where Andy visits her at prison (remember, he asked last night if he could come?) I’m figuring they could do 10-15 episodes between now and Jan. 5th. What do you think?
I don’t believe for a minute Andy will be visiting her in prison.
Agree with you Eve. A couple of weeks ago a long post of mine on this subject never made it to prime time. I checked the commenting rules and couldn’t figure out what I violated. Anyway, no conscience, no empathy, no insight, no accountability, deflecting all onto others, believing her stunning delusions. Shockingly creepy. And exactly why of course she will continue to be Bravo’s and Andy’s darling, she’s a jaw-dropping ratings magnet.
The Marchese douche is not only not an attorney but, he is not “trained” as one either. IMO
“What if…”? What if he hung out with perfect people he didn’t know? What if he hung out with addicts? What if the earth is not round? It wouldn’t matter. “What if” anything is legal 101. It’s met with fingers in the ears and “lalalalala”. It does not matter. Not one bit.
Sorry, I’m just watching now and assdrip just made me want to vomit with his smug stupidity.
Oops. I used descriptives and not names for the post. It was in haste.
Don’t quote me on this but I think TT wont be too upset with you. Jim is like the only exception to the rule as your brain says ‘Jim’ as you type in ‘douche’. An honest mistake.
We shall over look that one. 🙂
On Wed, Nov 12, 2014 at 12:59 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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So who thinks Jim and Amber will be showing up on a stupid ‘celebrity’ help us show? Like celebrity addiction, or celebrity marriage counselling, whatever those shows are called. I don’t see Jim skulking off quietly into the nether. He is was too much of a fame whore.
The next time we see Jim on TV it will be on “Sex Sent Me to the ER” on TLC as he narrates the horrific re-enactment of how his iPhone got stuck up his ass while twittering.
Haha!! I’m glad I’m a Samsung boy. That mental image would be hard for the iSheep to deal with.
Jim needs more than medication. I’m thinkin’ a frontal lobotomy.
No self respecting hamster will go near him. He is an odious little man.
My God that was funny.
Love it! I’m sure Dr.Jen or Dr.Drew are currently working on a “twitter addiction” show for reality peeps!
This time, (which is usually the norm for me with your comments) I was thinking the exact same thing. He certainly won’t go quietly into that good night! I wonder how he’s going to handle the obscurity he’s sure to feel on Twitter now that RHONJ is over. Poor baby, lol.
My reply is to your comment before the one right above,.
My comment was for UF. For some reason my comments are not posting where I put them, I want UF to know that his comment made me laugh out loud.
TY Riley.
Yaaaaasss! Right after Aviva’s Season of RealityMarriageBootCamp! LoL
I got spider webbed by WP!
With regards to Andy’s almost tearing up over Teresa at the end of the reunion: Though Teresa willingly signed on the dotted line year after year to WHORE herself out on Bravo, I wonder if Andy the PIMP daddy of Bravo has any feelings of guilt for intentionally exploiting her, her family, legal drama etc for TV ratings?
He knew that Teresa was going to be blindsided when her brother, sister-in-law, & Wakiles joined the show. He knew she had legal trouble 3 years ago too.
I think that Andy was shocked Tre got time, and the amount she got. That may have caused him not to regret but maybe empathise with Tre so he choked up at the end of the reunion. Unlike some of the other wives he appears to care about Tre. I could be wrong though.
You are wrong.
I agree with Urethra, I have always thought as Andy as a pimp.
Andy only cares about Andy.
I agree with you and Urethra, Eve. Andy is a pimp. I also feel slightly dirty after watching the RH shows. (Does that make me a John?) NJ is finished. Go to jail, already Teresa. The twins are not interesting. I hate the Marcheses without loving to hate them. Joe and Melissa and the Wakilies are no longer there to rile up Tre. I would like the Milania and Rosie show. Those are the only fun ones. As for Jac, she even bores Andy.
Eve…. how can you say that about care bear Andy? He just rescued a puppy for Christ sake.
Yep another vote on Eve’s side here. Andy is about Andy.
I’m glad that the omniscient Eve has corrected my incorrect opinion/theory/alternative view.
Idiot.
And he know he would make a shitload of money when shit hit the fan and they were exposed. I’m sure candy made five times that 13 mill debt off tre and these other corrupt HW being exposed, but only offered then 325k for an interview? Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s esy for him to fake a tear or sad face after making all that money just Iike its easy for the HW to create drama over that lil bravo check
I think you have a valid point. Andy may have a soul and feel that way (I rather doubt that TV executives have souls). But he shouldn’t feel guilty. I think Tre is the type of person who would fall into the “keeping up with the Jones” trap whether she is on TV or not. If (and I say if loudly) she and Dina (the hypocrite) really have been friends for 20 years, can you imagine what the jealousy was like for Tre when Dina married money, oops I mean Tommy? I think “the fraud” started before RHONJ. TRE also has stated that whatever she wanted growing up, her father gave her. That may have started her sense of entitlement.
On his AMA his attitude was basically, she was a criminal when she got there.
He knew it from jumpstreet when Juicy was asking in the initial housewives meeting if anyone had ever been investigated for things they said on the show.
On Wed, Nov 12, 2014 at 1:49 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh yeah…I forgot that Joe had said that! Maybe Bravo wanted to show the Italian criminal mob stereotype and the Giudices certainly served that up! 🙂
Actually, I remember when RHONJ started, and yes, there was something else in television land that was related to NJ mobster-type stuff, I just CANNOT remember what it was, and all the promos going into that first season were totally playing off the attention mob stuff was getting at the time.
Exactly UF, that was in my long lost post as well. There’s different shades of ‘paths, Tre hasn’t cornered the market, she’d just less likeable and more obvious.
I just realized there was no updates at the end of the last episode. I hope Bravo hasn’t done away with that. I like the summation blurbs!
Mercifully the season, and hopefully the show are both done! Put a fork in it. Call it The Season of Douchebaggery! What a mess. Melissa had zero presence, I have to think it is because the Gorgas have big trouble coming down the pike and are hoping to keep their hands clean, albeit a bit too late. Now that Beavers and o. Have been evicted they are faced with moving back into the mansion, which they clearly can’t afford and prolonging the agony, or going ahead and letting the bank foreclose. I am surprised that Andy gave them a complete pass on Beavergate, too, maybe the glow of Shitweasel outshines the Beavers! RIP RHONJ, let’s hope this is THE END!
New TV show for Bravo. The Shitweasle vs. The Beavers.
#TeamBeaver
On Wed, Nov 12, 2014 at 6:32 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Omg I read a comment on ..a popular news site… and there was a long, staggering, barely legible comment defending Teresa’s criminal activitIES by blaming the economy and they “did what they had to do to survive”
It had 8 thumbs up.
And people don’t believe me when I say that Tre is the fan favourite and will be for awhile. 😀
She is like teflon to a lot of viewers. She had more hate when she called Melissa a stripper than her indictments.
No, WE BELIEVE YOU! Maybe just don’t all agree…
Teresa has gumption. She went out and marketed herself. Other family members may claim the recipes weren’t hers, but no one else was getting a cookbook published. She sold the Teresa Giudice image, not recipes in Skinny Italian. Eat pasta and be glamorous. I loved her at the beginning. After the introduction of the Gorgas and Wakiles, I let my viewing lapse. Melissa’s recording studio did me in. I do think Teresa deserves to go to prison. I think she has been arrogant and the plea I’m a mom don’t put me in prison.
I try to weed those sorts of idiots out of comments from the get go here, to preserve our sanity. You’re welcome.
On Wed, Nov 12, 2014 at 2:58 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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You’ve sheltered us TOO MUCH!
I wasn’t ready for that, man. I just wasn’t.
I am just curious what the twins expected to be of interest about them to tv viewers. If the couples had not had the horrible rumor and Jim to argue with, what did we miss? They are about as deep as Teresa with no sense of humor. How much fake house hunting and family dinners where Rino shows off did we fortunately miss?
Honestly Melissa had zero storyline this season. The twins had none until they fought with Amber and Tre blurted out the Gotti rumor. They should thank Tre and Gotti for making them slightly more relevant than Melissa this season. The twins had nearly nothing to contribute at the reunion of interest.
Bottom Line RHONJ = BIG FAT ZERO!
Bye-bye!
Melissa is terrified that she and joe are next to be “going off to college!” She looked shellshocked and out of it most of the season…way to timid. IMHO this show is over.
Right mixedupchile….what happened to the scenes of her and Joe featuring their new business, shredding paper or something, and getting the bumper on the Bently fixed? Not even a over done BD bash for the kids, nothing! IRS ?
I missed the show but your recaps are better anyway. I really hope this show is over, as in series finale. Andy is just sad that no one who is as socially malfunctioned as teresa will be left on the show.
Jim Marchese’s business must be suffering now that he is the “villain of the year” on reality TV.
The adage “people buy from people they like” pops in my mind. Who in their right mind would broker a mortgage through this twit?
I think Andy gave the cast firecrackers and he tried to get them a-shootin’ off with his torch but they were all duds. Pppfffttt.
There was one interesting little tid bit. It happened when Teresssa was going off about “the rumor” and she implied to Tereeesa that she had serious dirt on the Guidices but she thought twice and didn’t bring it up on the show for the sake of the Guidice daughters. People were talking over her and Andy didn’t pick up on it but Teresssa said it clear as day.
Yeah and Rino said he was the one to put the kabash on whatever that story was.
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Teressa said Teresa’s sentence is karma because of something Victoria Gotti said? I don’t understand this logic.
Teresssssa believes Tereeeesa brought Gotti onto the show just to put the rumor on the show and take the heat off of her court case coverage while also pleasing the producers. Essentially, Tereeesa through Teresssa under the bus.
OMG…if I have to hear “my 4 beautiful dawters” ONE MORE TIME, I may very well *twink* out. It’s SO annoying that Andy coddles Tre, she’s not worthy. People have stated she’s a “fan favorite”, but every where I read, people despise her. I think, instead, she’s not really a fan favorite; more like people are watching her for the train-wreck factor.
Exactly, like Nene. But there was a time when we actually LIKED Tre.
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You are right, TT. Tre was my fave for the first 2 (?) seasons I would say. I have to say, your recaps are so good, I got lazy and didn’t even watch the reunion. Thank you!!!
Oh yes…Tre definitely used to be my fav HW…until I started noticing that NOTHING was ever her fault and that she wouldn’t take ownership of anything. I used to giver her a pass since (she’s not the brightest crayon in the box), but eventually I realized she’s actually quite arrogant and conceited. As much as we’d all like to think we’re perfect, at some point we’re going to f*ck up. and we have to have the ability to own it and apologize for it. Tre doesn’t seem to have that capability. I seem to remember her saying “Karma’s a bitch” (about Danielle), I wonder what Tre thinks about Mother Karma now?! Oh. Wait. Nevermind. I’m sure it’s someone else’s fault she’s in this mess!
did anyone catch the comment Jim M. made when Theresa stated “if I need someone to dance on my grave, I know who to call”…it was something like, “the one to your right will be the once dancing”. Was it Melissa he was referring to?
yes.
I thought he was referring to the twin who was all the way to Tre’s right. I don’t believe it was Melissa he meant, I do believe Melissa did turn around ready to say something until he kind of clarified with his body language it was one of twins.
oh yeah, you’re right, it was teressssssa. Though I think Melissa might do a quite soft shoe while no one was looking.
On Wed, Nov 12, 2014 at 8:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Jim Marchese is a wanker Full Stop
Teresa commented if someone said something about her parents, such as the Gotti rumor, she would just laugh it off, but when Kathy said Teresa’s mother was a liar and her father was a coward Teresa went into an apoplectic rage.
Teresa actually thinks she may have a cooking show after she returns from camp? Is she unaware of what the Food Network did to the beloved Paula Deen for something she may have said a thousand years ago? Keep living in self delusion Teresa.
What a dead boring season this was. Glad it’s over. Thank you, Jesus.
I actually think Tre does regret doing the show more than she doesn’t. Her family came on to absolutely destroy her. Her family (mainly Kathy & Rosie) continue to use the Giudices to further their fame – filming their reaction to her sentencing was an absolute low. This show has brought people on that are out to punish the Giudices. That attorney Monica Chacone and Kim G. have openly admitted to assisting the feds in their investigation. A lot of pain and issues have come from her appearance on the show.
Does anyone think maybe the Gorgas are next? Just curious.
I think anyone that does an reality show opens themselves up to all kind of unwanted attention IRS , FEDs, Scammers , Crazies. Its all part of the price you pay for fame, but the smart ones do not flaunt what was illegally gained for a national audience.
Jana Jo, please clarify something for me that I have often wondered about: Teresa has maintained all along that Melissa and Kathy came on the show “to destroy her”, to “bring her down”, but then says she has never done anything wrong, never hit below the belt, never hurt anyone, never spread rumors about anyone, never said a single bad thing about Melissa, never was jealous of Kathy, never tried to drive a wedge between Kathy and Rosie, never spent money she did not have, never said negative things about her brother and Melissa to cause a rift with the sainted parents. In fact, Teresa, in her own mind, has been a paragon of virtue since the day she was born. So all this considered, exactly how were they going to destroy her and bring her down? What ammunition could they use if none existed?
Jeez Louise!
They also outted themselves as thieves and liars by broadcasting their fraudulent lifestyle on television.
There’s a great Dan Hicks song, which seems to apply here, called “How can I Miss you if you won’t go Away”.
Teresa lost, but the Gorgas still came out looking bad. First, they, and their fans, don’t want the Gorgas help with the kids, second, the judge acknowledged that Teresa mainly helped their parents. Karma! They will be happy in January.
She is a moron incapable of remorse or regret because she still doesnt understand what she did wrong and still feels that she doesnt deserve this. Good riddance you piece of garbage.
Since this may be the final RHONJ recap ever…we should probably share our favorite and least favorite parts.
Of all the seasons? Or just this one?
Favorite part ever, Rosie screaming at a reunion “I’m going to rip her f-ing head off!!!”, Carolyn looking at Danielle like she would tear her arms off and club her to death with them while cha-cha’ing with Al, or over hearing Juicy in the vineyard calling Tre a [email protected]&$, least favorite Jacqueline pimping out her autistic son, any scene with Ashly, and the Amber/Jim combo in any way shape or form.
ooooohhh good answers all!
On Wed, Nov 12, 2014 at 8:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Favorite part was early on in the series at the Country Club when Danielle called Teresa out because her house was in foreclosure which resulted in the “great chase” through the crowds. Danielle was RIGHT from the beginning about Teresa & Joe; and their shady thieving lifestyle which of course drove Teresa crazy trying to argue that she was a liar & a prostitution whore.
Least favorite is watching Danielle’s sex tape & being grossed out by her pierced clitoris.
Pierced clitoris?!! OMFG!!!!
Favorite: Juicy, Rosie, and Milania visting a chicken farm & Lauren asking Teresa to spell “napalm.”
Least favorite: Whenever Teresa would get all up in Danielle’s face & any scenes Ashley was in.
Lol napalm was hilarious. Ingrediences like cummin uhhhh, lol, also Danielle calling everyone these woman’s, vocabulary must be very different in jersey.
Least favorite – any attempts by Melissa to be a professional singer.
Most disgusting – Teresa trying to hump Joe in the vineyard.
Can’t stand that little piss ant Cohen anymore. He created a bunch of monsters. After the first season or two, all of the housewhores appear totally unfucking real. And their bitch husbands???? Just as worthless. I do wish for Teresa that someone opens a big can of whoopass on that gorilla forehead of hers while the big dummy is in prison
I guess Melissa won’t have to worry about coming up with new storylines. She can thank Teresa for that.
So…my only question is: Will Jim, the fine, upstanding Catholic, be giving up Twitter for “Lentil”? 🙂
He’s always off twitter for me. I blocked him months ago. 🙂
On Fri, Nov 14, 2014 at 3:59 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I have just joined twitter and I’ve linked your stories about Jim to him and Amber, so far I’ve been called a stupid ho, evil egg, etc.
Did you not read on my Twitter profile that linking me to a bravolebrity will get you blocked for being a fucking trouble starting moron? Because it is right on there.
Why on earth would you think I need you to link an article to anyone on any show?
On Fri, Nov 14, 2014 at 6:47 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I block and unblock him. I can only do him in doses. ☺ Boredom kills.
Is Solid in WLS? I can’t believe she linked you to them argh!
We can only pray Cat. But, guessing no. Probably only the Soup.