Okay, is Andy throwing shade already with this picture? Could it be any more unflattering? Let’s see how much ass he kisses in this half hour. I’m hoping for lots of stupid games I don’t have to recap because the RHOA recap took over two hours tonight! Why does Nene wear black on WWHL every time lately? Is she trying to make a statement or is it just a coincidence. I noticed this when hurriedly trying to find a link for the recap tonight. It may mean nothing. We will see.
Actually Nene looks good (not that you could tell in that picture) I think this wig is one of her better choices. Of course she is talking like a fool saying in her fake voice that since she is on Broadway, she thought she would bring a different character. I’d settle for some character. Any modicum of character at all, but let’s move on. Andy has a drag queen as the bartender. More shade?
Andy asks what she thought about Phaedra not going to court for the sentencing. Nene gives a fairly articulate answer and says it’s a tough call and she can see the pros and cons of each side, basically. She says if it was Gregg she would be there. Nene really does look good tonight. Her hair and makeup and dress are all good.
Andy shows a picture of half nekkid Porsha and asks what he thought about that “photo shoot.” She says “OOOO, it’s a lot.” Um Nene is drinking but doesn’t appear drunk. She is SMILING and she has answered two questions with tact when Andy was giving her the opportunity to go after her castmates. Did her Broadway handler have a talk with her about her stank attitude after that article came out yesterday with her trash talking everyone? Can she maintain this behavior for 30 minutes (and another drink?).
Andy plays the clip of Cynthia and Kenya talking about her from tonight’s show. Nene lies and says that is the first time she has seen that because she has not watched the episode yet except for what she saw in the green room. That’s funny because on some show this week I heard her telling, I think GMA that the first episode would start with he Zumanity scenes. Anyway, the tact just went out the window. Didn’t make it past two questions. Nene says, “I just think it is just little sad Cynthia trying to say I knocked her over as if she didn’t knock me over with a bunch of lies. But look, let her have her moment, I don’t have the time, I’m on Broadway.” And there is the Nene we all know and hate. Nene is now going in about all the things that Cynthia said on a show she didn’t watch yet. LOL. She is pissed that Cynthia said her marriage is better with out Nene around. She says “look who is saying she likes the new Cynthia.” Nene will not even say Kenya’s name. She looks at the camera and says, ” Bye girls, I’m on Broadway, Holla!” She sort of slip a “Girl please to Andy” which she tries to cover with the “Bye Girls” not sure it worked for Andy.
Next Andy talks about Phaedra and Apollo. Okay, I lied about Nene not being drunk. She is. She is talking during Andy’s intros. Now she is pretending she hasn’t seen this either. Nene says the whole thing is really sad. All she can do pray for her. She understands having gone through a public divorce (cough) that it can be hard going through something like this in public. But then she says, “I must say, I like Apollo, so I feel for him too.” Hey, Apollo, Nene might put some of her fat stacks on your books. You will be flush with Beenie Weenies! Hit her up! Nene says she has been in close contact with Phaedra while all of this has been going on. She tries to give her the truest advice she can give her. Nene says she can’t relate personally to the particular experience she is going through, but she tells her to be true to herself and live her life.
Andy asked if she was in contact with Teresa Giudice and she said yes, she has been talking with her a lot. Tre called her for some “help with some other things” and she helped her out. Teresa says she is going to come and see the show. They talk. Nene says that she feels bad for Teresa as well. She feels like when Teresa calls her she knows she is going to get “real true advice.” Andy asks what sort of advice Teresa is asking for. Nene says she is just “asking for her help about certain things.” Nene says she doesn’t want to put Tre’s business out there but she does want to say that on the day she got sentenced she did not text her or call her because she knew so many people would be. She told her that when the eventually talked. Nene says Tre knows Nene is very real and the have very real conversation. The drinking word really should be “real” because Nene can’t stop saying it. She points out that Tre has called her several times. Do we believe that Tre is burning up the phone lines getting advice from Nene? Between Nene and Phaedra, Nene must be on the phone “cancelling” her friends all day long. That said, Phaedra did indicate that Nene was supportive when she was on Ellen. In fact, Phaedra said Nene was “genuine” which I would count as “real” if “real” were the drinking word. So maybe they are both calling her. Nene says she hopes Tre comes to see the show and they can have a drink “before she goes.” Nene says she would even visit her in jail. Nene catches Andy off guard and asks him if he would visit her. Andy says “Sure I would. If she would like it, sure I would. He makes as weird face and says if she wanted to see me.” The way he said that indicated she might be pissed with him.
Andy shows a clip of Kenya and Apollo at the Bar One Party that I posted about in detail at the time here. It ends before Apollo admits he has never seen Kenya in LA, which I know occurs from sources. Nene was not at that party, nor was Porsha. Nene says, ” You know what, I’ve been around all of this crap before (her sound was cut here for a bit) to me it’s all a big old game. I don’t know. I don’t care one way or the other about it. I feel like Apollo’s at fault and Kenya’s at fault, it’s no one that’s just I’m innocent, I’m right. Both of them are at fault. She’s at fault for the things she said, he’s at fault for the things he said, neither one of them are innocent.” Andy says, but he is apologizing to her! Nene says, “Well at least he was big enough to apologize. She owes him an apology as well, she said some things that weren’t true too, and she said some things to his wife that she shouldn’t have. No one person should be involved in someone’s marriage. She should never have been involved.” ( thing the sound was cut because Nene said bullshit he said she said). She sure had a lot to say for someone who doesn’t care one way or the other.
The game is about Nene’s shady tweets. Andy wants her to own up to who they were about.
“Growth is a beautiful thing. Know when to get off a sinking ship.” (October 25th when everyone but her went to the Philippines) Andy asks her what the sinking ship was. (We all think it’s RHOA) Nene says she has been on a few sinking ships apparently. She says she has been in a sinking relationship apparently. She says she feels like if you have ever been friends with anyone they will not blast you to that extent. WHAT THE FUCK? Delusional party of one your seat at the hypocrite table is ready! Does she not remember blasting Kim and Marlo and CYNTHIA (first) she has blasted every last person on the show who has tried to be her friend! What the hell is she talking about? Why can’t she just say she was talking about housewives?
“They’ve lied and conspired but they could not triumph over me. God favored me in spite of the enemies. I’m still here & still blessed. Yess” (October 5th) She says she tweets inspirational messages on Sundays. And we all know her favorite thing to say about God is that she is his favorite.
“We must learn 2 have an open heart and be neutral 2 all. Sometimes the ones u laugh and smile with r the ones who take advantage of u.” (October 1) Nene says that’s the truth. Andy asks if she is talking about Cynthia and she says that she is not even worth talking about, honey. Everyone is going to find out the truth about her in a few minutes…chile.
Nene is drunk. As they go to break she does this really creepy wave and kiss blow thing. It was quite odd. It was like over the top like a joke, but she seemed very serious about it. I guess you had to see it. When they come back Andy says the drag queen at the bar is “an homage to Nene.”
A reader asks if Nene is going to keep her word and match Kenya’s donation. Andy says he read that Kenya made her donation to the foundation for Detroit Public Schools. Nene said, “Didn’t the statute of limitations run out on that?” Andy says, “Did it” Nene says, “Well honey that was a long time ago, so I guess she was scrapping up her…” Andy,” There is a statute of limitations? Nene Starts neck rolling Andy and says “Well the statute of limitations does run out on things.” Who is surprised that Nene welched on her bet? I mean if she is correct and poor Kenya has been scrimping and saving to keep her word, why can’t rich bitch Nene just write a check? Does she not have the money? Nene says she would need proof of that. I know she reads here because she blocked me on Twitter and I have never sent her a single tweet. Nor do I tweet any of them unless I have something nice to say. But just in case she missed a post or two while she was giving advice to the felonious families, here is the link verified by my source in Detroit who was very close to the situation. Now Nene is saying she donates when she wants to not on Kenya’s schedule. Um, Nene, it was YOUR CHALLENGE.
The caller is a Nene fan and therefore cannot speak a coherent sentence. I think the gist of it was do you think Kenya will manipulate Cynthia to turn against Nene? Was this a taped show? Did this idiot not watch the whole scene of Cynthia talking about all the things Nene has done to her and how she no longer wants to be her friend? It had nothing to do with Kenya. They just both want nothing to do with Nene. Nene says she is sure Cynthia is going to say whatever she wants about her and she is okay with it. Over the years, people said she was Nene’s lapdog, “but she wasn’t and that’s the honest to God’s truth” but Nene can see her being someone else’s lap dog, like Kenya. Nene is having a hard time dealing with the fact that no one from the cast likes her anymore except for Phaedra and Porsha. And it seems like Nene has cut off Porsha.
A caller talks about how Nene is always broadcasting and broadcasting when she gets to gigs. Does she think that makes her look arrogant or above the other girls or do the girls think that about you? Clearly no one with a brain wants to call in and ask Nene a question. Did they screen these people? What the kid means to ask is “Do you realize your insufferable bragging (not broadcasting) about every thing you do makes you seem like an insufferable bitch? Nene says that she is sure the girls feel some kinda way about her, but an accomplishment is an accomplishment and I’m on Broadway, honey. And that is something to be proud of. I agree, Nene, it is something to be proud of. That was a great answer. If only you had spoken to the Broadway reviewer with that much tact. You’ll regret that interview when he reviews the show.
Andy realizes the guy fucked up the question so he pretends to read a similar question from the card. He says they get that a lot, “It appears that you feel superior to all the other housewives on the show. If so, why do you stay on the show?” Now normally Nene tells this fantastical lie about being signed to a seven-year contract since season one. Which is utter horseshit. She can’t say that to Andy, let’s see if she has a plan B for lying about this question. She can’t say, “Because it’s my only job that pays.” Nene says in her snappy voice to the camera and not to Andy, “Maybe I won’t stay on the housewives, you’ll have to wait and see about that as well.” Andy says there was speculation after the last reunion that she didn’t want to be on anymore. Nene says she is very over all the drama, she’s very over all the negativity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA Nene just said SHE was over all the negativity. Is that because Claudia turned it around on you this season Ms. Leakes because you had no problem with the negativity when you were dishing it out for six seasons. Wasn’t TRASH BOX season one? You are the entire reason that ALL the franchises went full on negative because you go so much attention for being a cunt to all your cast mates. And now YOU are over the negativity? Oh that is hysterical. I can’t believe Andy didn’t bust out laughing. Nene goes on and on about not wanting to be in a negative space every time she goes to work.
If you had a do over, would you call Peter a bitch again, now that you know the problems it caused? Nene says her calling Peter a bitch was not what ended her relationship with Cynthia. Trust and believe. When she said that, Cynthia and I carried on with out lives….blah blah blah…list of things they did together. Nene blames TWITTER! for the end of the relationship because they kept asking her how she could let Nene talk about her husband that way. Andy makes her answer the question and she says she would do the same thing because she is true to who she is. And well people with NPD never apologize and tend to blame others, like those of us on Twitter.
The game is called SILK du Soliel. And just in case anyone missed the shade, Andy makes sure to remind up that Silk was Nene’s stripper name. Basically she has to save or kill people hanging on silk. She kills Kenya, Wendy Williams, Cynthia, and Peter. She saves Mama Joyce, Bethenny, Phaedra, Kris Jenner and she thinks for a long time before reluctantly saving Kandi.
The poll question was should Nene and Cynthia make up? 63% no.