Warning: Spoiler-ish like poisoned cupcakes.
In last week’s episode there was a lot of character development & shocking moments. Dandy killed our favorite sassy maid Dora over his shit stained fruit of the looms, and we got some back story on several of the freaks. Maybe some of you shed a tear for Twisty the simpleton, but not for Twisty the serial killer who met his demise at the hands of Two-Faced Mordrake. I’m still trying to wrap my brain around Elsa’s back story & the cause of her missing legs. I think the biggest lesson here folks is when you do porn in Germany insist on using a safe word. #Wiener Schnitzel
There a couple of new character introductions tonight and Gabourey Sidibe is back! She’s a rich socialite relative of the dearly departed Dora, and according to Gloria she’s not taking phone calls right now. Will Gloria continue to coddle & enable Dandy? Will she be complicit in hiding the evidence & cleaning up after Dandy’s new hobby? #Gardening
Ethel blabs to Desiree about Dell’s secret. Why does strong man Dell fall for ladies with beards & dicks? Dell’s back story will explain why he’s so tormented. Plus we learn how his relationship with Desiree started. Expect some flashbacks to explain what happened during Desiree’s childhood. Back to the present day Desiree has a health scare, and I don’t know if her insurance will cover what is really going with her crotch rocket. #Obamacare
Another new character debuts played by the handsome Matt Bomer, and he has scenes with Dell & Dandy. Though not confirmed I think his name is ANDY. Is he also a freak? Or is he just a freak in the sheets? There’s some online speculation about whether he’s gonna have some moose knuckles or a camel toe. Will it matter to freak lover Dell? Will he be randy for Andy’s dandy? #TongueTwister
There is a scene with Bomer that has been described as having a “demented Tennessee William’s feel” to it. Anytime I hear a William’s reference I think GAY GAY GAY. Bomer has a scene with Dandy and let’s just say things get “heated” between them in more than one way. Ryan Murphy also revealed there will be a scene with Bomer that is probably the most disturbing & horrific scene AHS has ever done. I am getting tired of RM’s hyperboles. More horrific than snuff films? Decapitation? Necrophilia? Incest? Precious masturbating with the Minotaur? Is this scene with Dell or Dandy? But one thing for sure, Dandy in his man-boy undies while wearing Twisty’s stank mouth mask will be a very traumatizing image. #Commando
Stanley schemes to kill the freaks with poisoned pink cupcakes for their body parts to sell to the Morbidity Museum. But will Maggie’s feelings for Jimmy get in the way of Stanley’s plans? In the promo for tonight’s episode we clearly see Dot & Bette’s severed heads floating in a glass exhibit. Did they eat the cupcakes? Are the CGI special effects so expensive that writers are killing off the Tattler twins already?
Fake talent agent Stanley gives Elsa career advice, but is she receptive to the idea of doing The Real Dominatrix’s of Berlin? I’ve seen some spoiler photos and Elsa is looking fantabulous in red again. There’s more David Bowie music tonight, but Elsa won’t be singing this time. #Fame
Watch episode 5 of American Horror Story:Freak Show titled “Pink Cupcakes” on FX at 10 ET. The episode is 66 minutes long so set extra recording time. Please share all your freaky thoughts about tonight’s show & anything that is AHS below. Check back later here for my recap, and Freaktards can stalk me on Twitter @Urethra_F.