I did some yard work late this afternoon, came inside and literally was knocked out cold before I knew it. I woke up when the TV changed the channel to tape WWHL so I am going to just touch on the highlights as I am still asleep. Warning: this blog was typed in my sleep.
Someone asked why they complain so much about their job in customer service, isn’t that what they are there for? Kate says she wants to know what the questioners job is because she is sure everyone has complaints about their job at some point. Well, Katherine, there is a difference between “at some point” and every breathing waking moment.
Andy asked about the strangest thing that happened. Kat start talking about the guest’s crotchless panties. Andy says when you saw that on TV were you a bit embarrassed that the guests were going to see that? Kat said don’t ask me to unpack your suitcase if you don’t want me to see them. Hey Kat, unpacking for the guests is part of your job and doing it professionally is also part of your job. Holding up people’s clothes to the camera and making Forever 21 jokes is not the expectation. Kate says “”they asked for it.” Kat says, “I mean I could have tried them on, I could have made it a lot worse.” These people can’t be serious.
Captain Lee says he got a tweet from the Jersey group and they want to come back next season. I’m guessing they might have a couple changes to the group, like Uncle Vito might show up so you can all sleep with the fishes.
Time for the Kat dick sucking storyline. Kat tries to deny that she gave the guy a blow job. She apologizes to Amy “if she did it.” Amy says the guy in question contacted her on social media. He was shocked that something so long ago would come up on the show.
BTW, Andy is mostly reading viewer questions as he does when he doesn’t want the blame for asking the hard questions. Kate is asked about name dropping Leo Decaprio. She says she said it once and that’s an exciting part of the job. Which part is exciting? Discussing what is likely an imaginary memory or ridiculing current guests on national television?
Time to talk about Andrew. Captain Lee doesn’t look happy to be there. Andrew said he has since worked on a private charter. Andy says he heard he got thrown off that charter too. Andrew says that he read that blog too but it was not true.
Kate and penis gate. Captain Lee laughs and laughs through the whole segment. Kate continues to lie and deny. Andy brings up some of the comments the viewers have about her. Kate says it drives her crazy because guest relations has always been her strength. This reminds me of Teresa saying she never went below the belt in six season of RHONJ. Or perhaps more like Kristen on Vanderpump rules saying her best quality is her loyalty. Do people like this really believe what they are saying? Kat says Kate is respectful to her crew. I bet Amy has a different take on that. I’m not sure Kat knows what respectful means. Kat fails to mention that Adrienne, the person she is bringing up on national TV once again and calling the devil gave her a job on a charter after the show. Kat says just because the guests are happy with the way that Kate is resting her face doesn’t make her a bad person or a bad person to work with. Well, not Kat, it’s sort of a collection of her bitchy face, her bitchy attitude and her just being a bitch in general.
Jennice and Kelley’s romance montage rolls. Kelley claims he wanted to continue the relationship on land. Jennice mentions Kelley not picking her up from the airport when he said he would. Kelley says she disappeared for five days. Jennice says he wasn’t treating her properly. They sort of broke up without talking it out and this is the first time they have spoken. Jennice said that Kelley did hurt her and has done things since the show aired that she does not understand. Jennice said they had a large following on Twitter and then things got ugly and when people would make negative comments he would favorite them and retweet them. Kelley points out that people on Twitter were saying Jennice is too ugly for him. Really, Kelley? You are such a douchebag. Apparently, Kelley decided to try to change the public opinion of him by sending out his dic pics onto the Internet. Kelley responded to the ugly comments by saying, “there is a lot more to her than just looks.” Most of the men in the room are astonished by his comments. Kelley tries to blame Kate and Jennice for spreading his “leaked” (didn’t he already admit to posting them himself?) dic pics around. Oh it’s time for Amy to defend Kelley. Amy says the Jennice and Kelley had a “deep connection” (and we all saw exactly how deep when we saw the dic pic) and they are having a hard time (heh) dealing with it because they haven’t had a chance to talk. Ben’s attempt not to roll his eyes results in some sort of full body spasm that relates the same feeling. Somehow these two hug it out at the end. They have both moved into other relationships.
Captain Lee talks about all the whining. He says he would work with all of them again. He would like to see Kelley step up a bit more. Captain Lee says that Kat made huge strides on the second season. Kat says she changed her behavior for the better. Captain Lee says he thinks Kate is a better chief stew than Adrienne. Something about getting into a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed.
Time to discuss Kate and Kat being cuntsicles to Amy. Kate is asked if she realizes that the only reason you dislike Amy is because she is better at her job than you are. Kate says she definitely does not agree. LOL. Of course you don’t dear. Kate says she doesn’t like when someone who works for her turns on her and is insubordinate and instead of looking for solutions, casts blame. I just can’t get over that there are so many people like this on Bravo. Do they tell them that they have to look like sociopathic windbags in order to get paid? Do they say, no matter what you do don’t take any responsibility for your actions and cast blame and then accuse the wronged party of doing exactly that? I get these shows are far from reality, but is Kate really this good at acting like a sociopath? Kate defends the fact that she and Kat had a scallop dinner on the beach with Logan during their shift leaving Amy to do everything. She tries to frame this as doing Amy a favor. Because she has some sort of mental imbalance. Someone asks Kate if after watching the season she could see how rude she was to Amy on several occasions. Kate says, “No.” Lie, Lie, Lie, deny til you die.
Logan and Amy might have hooked up had Kelley not squashed that idea. We revisiting to saga of Kelley and Amy. They point out that their parents have both turned their life around. Kelley credits the Marines with turning his life around. Kelley cries. Because, Kelley.
Kat and Ben’s jizz pillow story is being denied again. Kat claims that she still has her same boyfriend. I am not sure if the sea-horse pillow was a production storyline or a real thing. I really don’t care either way. The whole show is so overly orchestrated at this point, that one scene doesn’t really make much difference. Ben says he is currently single.
Ben supposedly had sex with both Kate and Kat, allegedly at separate times.
Andy talks about how much he likes the show because “they take what they do seriously.” What? Is it me?
I’m out for season three.