Hallo mein liebchen Freaktards!
Every year AHS does a 2 part Halloween episode and tonight is part 1, and we will find out who the baddest witch in town is. Ooopsie wrong season. Actually we might find out who the baddest freak in town is, and that could possibly be Edward Mordrake. His character is based on a legend about a man with 2 faces that may or may not have existed during the 19th century. The myth about this Victorian era madman is that he was born with another face on the back of his head that would whisper to him and force his good side to do horribly evil things.
Writers took creative liberties and fictionalized the tale of Edward Mordrake into a ‘Bloody Mary style’ superstition for the carnival workers. Elsa’s beloved ‘monsters’ believe that if they perform& sing on Halloween night that it will summon Mordrake, and he will take them all to HELL. While Dot & Bette dismiss it as nothing but a myth, Ethel Darling warns them that it is all true. She knows firsthand because he is a dark tormentor from her past, and he is thirsty for some revenge. Could Elsa’s warbling of a Lana Del Rey song be the reason for his sudden appearance at the Carnival? #GodsAndMonsters
Other new characters are introduced tonight. We have the return of Emma Roberts as Maggie Esmeralda, a fortune telling con-artist with claims that she can see the future. She also catches the eyes & horny hands of Jimmy Darling. Things are gonna get complicated since he is the object of Dot’s desire; but Bette and her half of their shared vagina is not so smitten with Jimmy. This storyline maybe the genesis of one of the most fucked up love triangles, or I should say ‘love squares’ on TV because between them there are four heads, two vaginas, one penis, and a pair of hands with thick funky fingers. Sprinkle that with desire & jealously and you have all you need for some freaky TV watching. #JerrySpringer
Maggie’s partner in crime is Stanley played by AHS alum Dennis O’Hare. When he sees freaks he sees dollar signs because he’s a collector & seller of freaky memorabilia & items related to medical oddities. Some of the carnival workers may be vulnerable to his schemes, but he better NOT touch a hair on Pepper’s chinny chin chin. In an interview Ryan Murphy was tight lipped (pun intended) with the details about Stanley’s very own astonishing personal freaky gift… a 13 inch cock! I bet some of you size queens would love all that meatloaf on your plate, but NO not me. Picking up a one night stand with a 13 inch penis is one of my own true personal American Horror Stories. #SlutShame
Twisty goes trick or treating, and he blends in disturbingly well with the costume dressed crowds. His new protégé Dandy sports his own homemade Twisty-esque costume, and I can’t wait to see more of Patti LaBelle’s shade throwing side eye at the psychopathic manboy. We also are going to learn more about the Mott family and their dirty dirty secret that will explain a lot about his mother Gloria. Plus tonight we will find out what Bette does with the knife that Elsa gave her.
Watch another extended episode of AHS:FreakShow tonight on F/X at 10 ET. Wear something black & feathery because we are attending Meep’s funeral too, and fowl everywhere are doing the #ChickenDance. Check back here for my recap, but in the meantime please join our freaky discussion below. You freaktards can stalk me like Twisty on my twitter @Urethra_F