Hallo mein liebchen Freaktards!
Every year AHS does a 2 part Halloween episode and tonight is part 1, and we will find out who the baddest witch in town is. Ooopsie wrong season. Actually we might find out who the baddest freak in town is, and that could possibly be Edward Mordrake. His character is based on a legend about a man with 2 faces that may or may not have existed during the 19th century. The myth about this Victorian era madman is that he was born with another face on the back of his head that would whisper to him and force his good side to do horribly evil things.
Writers took creative liberties and fictionalized the tale of Edward Mordrake into a ‘Bloody Mary style’ superstition for the carnival workers. Elsa’s beloved ‘monsters’ believe that if they perform& sing on Halloween night that it will summon Mordrake, and he will take them all to HELL. While Dot & Bette dismiss it as nothing but a myth, Ethel Darling warns them that it is all true. She knows firsthand because he is a dark tormentor from her past, and he is thirsty for some revenge. Could Elsa’s warbling of a Lana Del Rey song be the reason for his sudden appearance at the Carnival? #GodsAndMonsters
Other new characters are introduced tonight. We have the return of Emma Roberts as Maggie Esmeralda, a fortune telling con-artist with claims that she can see the future. She also catches the eyes & horny hands of Jimmy Darling. Things are gonna get complicated since he is the object of Dot’s desire; but Bette and her half of their shared vagina is not so smitten with Jimmy. This storyline maybe the genesis of one of the most fucked up love triangles, or I should say ‘love squares’ on TV because between them there are four heads, two vaginas, one penis, and a pair of hands with thick funky fingers. Sprinkle that with desire & jealously and you have all you need for some freaky TV watching. #JerrySpringer
Maggie’s partner in crime is Stanley played by AHS alum Dennis O’Hare. When he sees freaks he sees dollar signs because he’s a collector & seller of freaky memorabilia & items related to medical oddities. Some of the carnival workers may be vulnerable to his schemes, but he better NOT touch a hair on Pepper’s chinny chin chin. In an interview Ryan Murphy was tight lipped (pun intended) with the details about Stanley’s very own astonishing personal freaky gift… a 13 inch cock! I bet some of you size queens would love all that meatloaf on your plate, but NO not me. Picking up a one night stand with a 13 inch penis is one of my own true personal American Horror Stories. #SlutShame
Twisty goes trick or treating, and he blends in disturbingly well with the costume dressed crowds. His new protégé Dandy sports his own homemade Twisty-esque costume, and I can’t wait to see more of Patti LaBelle’s shade throwing side eye at the psychopathic manboy. We also are going to learn more about the Mott family and their dirty dirty secret that will explain a lot about his mother Gloria. Plus tonight we will find out what Bette does with the knife that Elsa gave her.
Watch another extended episode of AHS:FreakShow tonight on F/X at 10 ET. Wear something black & feathery because we are attending Meep’s funeral too, and fowl everywhere are doing the #ChickenDance. Check back here for my recap, but in the meantime please join our freaky discussion below. You freaktards can stalk me like Twisty on my twitter @Urethra_F
is tonight another hour+ episode? my program guide only shows an hour at a time
My DVR has tonight’s show listed as a 1:23 minute episode.
ok, thanks UF. gotta make more popcorn
So I have also been wondering about Kathy Bates’ accent ths season….her character just said she was from Baltimore? I’m an hour north (outside of Philly) and I’ve never heard an accent like that…other than the exaggerated long O’s.
Baltimore has a Philly accent like me from So. Jersey. Kathy is kinda off on that.
At first I was catching a little South Jersey/Philly but after last night I am convinced she is doing a Delaware accent and nailing it. Waiting for her to say, “wooder”-(water), is a little distracting though.
Her accent sounds more Maine than Baltimore to me…
I’m from md and that’s definitely not a bmore accent.it sounded more like Boston
OMG what a great episode, and I loved all the freaky reveals & character development. This is for sure the kinkiest season of AHS yet. Even more so than Rubberman & his kinky murderous ways from season 1.
SORRY if I slightly spoiled next weeks show because in my post I wrote too soon about some things. In my research for my pre-cap there was information/spoilers about part 1 & part 2, and i misjudge which stuff happens in which part. But you can say you read it here first at TT’s place.
Kathy Bates’ acting was brilliant…
….and that Edward Mordrake is making me itch for my 80’s goth phase again.
Where are all my freaktards at?
That’s OK honey spoil away! It doesn’t ruin anything since there is soooo much to take in (I also give a big hellllllll to the no on the 13 inch pee pee). Love your pre and recaps UF! Freak on dahhhhling!
Well, he join the Hollywood 10″ and bigger club. I hearm Liam Neeson, Gary Cooper, Milton Berle, Frank Sinatra and a few others are (excuse my bad pun) members in good standing
Soooo I can start watching this season and it won’t spoil any of the previous ones right? I got three quarters through season one and gave up. Everyone seems so amped over this season though. Also will you recap Scream Queens or the Scream tv series on MTV if it comes about?
Please go ahead and start watching this season. It won’t spoil anything about season 1. They’re entirely different stories. NOT related at all. Each season is an independent story line, time period, & cast…. That’s why the show is a success, nothing gets stale or overplayed out.
Sorry it is unlikely that I will be recapping Scream Queen or the Scream series.
I don’t know if anyone else does this, but I wait to watch the episode until AFTER I read your recap so I know what to watch for. It really adds to my enjoyment of the show-thank you!
Whatever works for you, but really you SHOULD watch tonight’s show. It was soooo good. My recap for tonight’s episode will be posted either tomorrow or Friday. Please check back & thank you for reading my long ass recaps.
Scuz me, but did I just hear the divalicious Patti LaBelle make a woody woodpecker imitation? And since we are talking about peckers, ooh la la Denis O’Hare shows up with a 13 incher? This is why I love AHS it keeps surprising me.
Dandy is now on my last nerve. I hope someone gives that entitled serial killer in waiting a damn good spanking.
And the smallest woman on earth is so adorable. I laughed out loud when she popped out of that pumpkin.
Dennis O’Hare’s penis is bigger than the world’s smallest woman!
Feeling your 13-inch freakout UF. Scariest SOB that I’ve ever seen! I mean, really…what can you really do with it? (Shush, TT!)
LOL….
Ok I really need to start watching this show. It sounds like the title of many of my personal video library.
I must say for myself….I would rather be tickled than choked!
I was not told there would be a 13 inch penis. Maybe I should be watching. Oh no, I’ve said too much.
On Thu, Oct 23, 2014 at 1:31 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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There really CAN be too much. And it can be a surprise. Like Oh hell no. It’s nice to look at but no.
I know that moment. You’re so into it then they open the package and all of a sudden I have an overwhelming urge to just cuddle. And take a quick snapshot of them when they are not looking to prove to friends I’m not over exaggerating.
That’s why the gays demand a pic before we meet up. It’s for security reasons only! I swear!
“Sudden urge to cuddle… take a quick snapshot when they’re not looking”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
OMG Michael you’re hilarious. Back in the early 2000’s I damned every camera phone from being allowed in my bedroom for that very reason. That wont be acceptable to the masses these days.
Many years back after I was a victim of violent crime I destroyed all my photographic keepsakes because I thought if I had died my family would have found ’em…among other “things” LOL…..
Yes I have LIVED some life.
Where is last weeks (2nd show) recap? I cant find it.
Sorry Ginger I was not able to do my regular recap last week. But instead I did something different for ep 2.
Look for a post dated Oct, 18 called UF’s Brillian Observations AHS….
TT wrote that ridiculous headline. There’s nothing brilliant about me.
Check back for ep 3 recap. Thanks for reading.
I’m having a little trouble with Elsa’s accent, seems it changes every week and doesn’t really sound German. Kathy Bates is not too easy to understand either. Wish they had more scenes with Jessica tonight.
Great episode! I thought Twisty was going to kidnap the little girl at first. Denis O’Hare was good. I felt so sorry for Ethel. What will Jimmy do without his mama? Can’t wait for part 2!
I think Twisty took the brother because of how he treats his sister, dressing up like a clown knowing she is deathly afraid of them for example. And the little girl was so calm when her mother came in the room after hearing the brother scream. She was glad he was gone! I think there is a twisted sense of good ( for lack of a better word) in Twisty. He tries to entertain like a “normal” clown but then he can’t help himself from commiting a twisted, sick act. I can’t wait to find out his back story. Did anyone else catch Ethel calling Jimmy her “first born”, as in he isn’t the only child she gave birth to? I have one child and I dont refer to her as my “first born”; she’s my “only” born. Wouldn’t it be something if Twisty was her son? I think anything is possible when it comes to this show. This is my first season to watch AHS (thanks Uretha!) and I love it!
Ooh good catch. I didn’t notice that. But I will go back and watch for that again.
Waiting for the freaky sex scene w/Jimmy and the twins. You know it’s coming…. 🙂
I am loving this season! Freaks galore!! And thank you UF for your incredible recaps!
I feel that the director of this episode payed homage to the original Halloween movie. Dandy putting on the clown mask and picking up that knife. We saw what he saw while he creeped up to his maid.
I was very surprised Dandy didn’t kill her. I wonder if the mother isn’t the one that offs the maid. It would explain Dandys bad genes.
I guess I am a freaktard because I found Wes Bently kinda sexy last night. He looked all Jack the Ripper but still hot. Can’t wait for part two.
…I certainly felt that there were intentional homages to the “Halloween” movie also.
Omg…I can’t get enough of this show. It’s the best freaky thing on tv. I think it’s the best season so far. I am already dreading the end of the season for I know I’ll suffer from withdrawal..from separation anxiety. I plan to save every episode so that maybe it will help wean me off
when the time comes.
And oh yeah….can someone or something please go ahead and kill Dandy. Hopefully Patti (playing the maid) can have that honor. Did you see the delicious wicked look she gave him…….. oooo la la, I’m so in love.
Sorry I’m late with my recap.I haven’t forgot about you freaktards. Check back later today for new post.
oh my goodness……it is now the 25th and I cannot find your update. Lord help me the withdrawals are starting. :]
Nein problem shotzy! Ish lieba desh (sp? My German is rusty, it’s been 34 years since I lived in Nuremburg)
Sorry Riley and you Freaktards. My life is crazier than a freak show these days, and my damn internet was not working all day today. Thanks for your patience and enthusiasm. It is ready, I’m just waiting for Boss Lady to post it now I got go Freak Off…..