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Below Deck Finale: Bon Voyage, Bitches

October 21, 2014 by tamaratattles 27 Comments

Below Deck crew

Here’s hoping this is the last episode of the last season of Below Deck. It’s the last charter and all the crew are at each other’s throats. But never fear, I am sure they will all band together to hate the charter guests the moment they arrive.

As I mentioned before, the casting department had a very rough time booking guests for the charter. It’s expensive, and the boat is full of camera crew and equipment that gets in the way and keeps entire areas of the boat from being accessible. So apparently they asked Slover to come back. The guy who was gifted with the penis blanket arrangement. They were probably desperate enough to give him a substantial discount for the second trip.  This time Slover is bringing a bunch of guys. Captain Lee tells Ben to serve dinner at precisely 8:29.

Below Deck KatBen’s last meal went fantastic. Kate declared that her brand of service is high-end and that is why the gay guests are having such an easy charter. Then on the last night Kat and Ben over sleep and don’t get up until 30 minutes until the guests depart leaving them hungry for breakfast. Kelley runs scrambled eggs out to the table.

The captain gives the crew a bunch of pacifiers since they were such whiners all season.

I’m pretty sure Ben and Kat both lied about being in on shore relationships.

I’m sorry. This episode wasn’t bad at all. There was just not much to report.

Do you guys want a season three? Or are we ready to move on to something else?

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  1. Micheal says

    October 21, 2014 at 10:08 pm

    I’d rather GoT recaps over this personally. I’m not the biggest fan of boats so I may be bias.

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  2. elene11 says

    October 21, 2014 at 11:06 pm

    I watched it. I covered my parrot’s cage up halfway through and told him ‘don’t worry, you aren’t missing anything’. I am beyond annoyed that Kelley effed over Jenneice but I knew this was going to be the outcome from minute one…he only pursued her because she initially rebuffed him. I thought I would like him but this was unforgiveable. I got the impression they spent the night together after that date so he got what he wanted and dumped her. I can’t even believe he said ‘in five days I get to see my dog’. I imagine that last guy was a friend of someone at 51 Minds or Bravo and I bet they begged him to come back for the last charter. I am not interested in watching another season with Kate…she puts the energy of the show right through the basement floor. Tonight when I was thinking about her I remembered the Courtney Love lyric “I fake it so real I am beyond fake”. That is Kate in a nutshell. She is so fake and her fake apology to Amy was as fake as fake could be. The reason she is able to apologize so graciously is because she has no feelings…when you have no pride or shame it is easy to say whatever you *think* will make you look good at the moment. Lifeforms like her study real humans very closely to get all the moves down right. There is a blog out there called sociopathworld.com, written by a diagnosed female sociopath, that I started reading almost a year ago because of some of the pathology in my family & inlaws and Kate is no mystery once you understand the basic type & what motivates their behavior. Kate just absolutely grates on me. Is this REALLY the closest she could get to the lifestyles of the rich and famous she thinks she’s entitled to? Something just does not add up, and she doesn’t seem like a stupid person so why is she not working elsewhere making a lot more money? I mean, talk about a labor intensive shit job to take. Oh well. Thanks for recap.

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    • vonalsburg says

      October 23, 2014 at 10:35 am

      From the very start I knew Kelly had no interest in Jannice. I think production cooked that up. I knew at the end of the season he would dump her, it was a bit painful to watch, I knew that was coming. The only crew that they should keep are Captain Lee, Eddie, and the new guy, the rest can go…Kate is horrible and get this, she (follows) me on another social media site. I’ve made some brutal comments about her and she then followed me?…Kat is nasty, gross and undesirable. It would be no biggy if the show didn’t return for a 3rd season…don’t care!

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  3. Aerin says

    October 21, 2014 at 11:08 pm

    I was glad to see that they got it together. I loved the gifts from the captain! That was funny. The season ended with a whimper, but I thought it was a refreshing change from the housewives.

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  4. MzKRB says

    October 21, 2014 at 11:09 pm

    The most interesting storyline to me was Kelly and Jennice. The way it was edited it made it seem like he had been chasing her forever then when she finally caves he flips the script on her. I can understand if he doesn’t move in with her or having a serious commitment but at least not be so what appears to be nonchalant about their future. Especially, since she seemed hurt.

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    • breeleeme says

      October 22, 2014 at 2:12 am

      I get that, but what I saw was Jennice playing games 1st. She enjoyed flirting with Kelly until it appeared he was getting serious. Then her boyfriend dumped her, and she threw herself at Kelly. They both did each other wrong in my opinion.
      And I cant stand Kat or Kate. yuck Eddie, Amy and the Capt. are my favs, oh, and the food. lol

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  5. Heartland says

    October 22, 2014 at 12:25 am

    I liked this season soooo much better than last, mainly just because vile ass Adrienne was not on this boat! I actually like Kate and lmao when she clowned the guests. I know… I’m a terrible person but whatevvv

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    • chris says

      October 22, 2014 at 1:25 am

      what are you — two?

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    • Micheal says

      October 22, 2014 at 2:13 am

      Kate don’t you have paying guests to ridicule?

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    • BH Wannabe says

      October 22, 2014 at 10:26 am

      “Whatevvv”
      Spoken like a middle schooler.
      I really really wanted to like Kate. I just couldn’t. I couldn’t excuse the way she treated Amy, especially. Amy is the only stew that shouldn’t be fired. The other two were so mean!
      Not sure “vile” describes Adrienne.
      I don’t think another season is going to work unless they switch something up. Making fun of the guests is old. Perhaps they get shipwrecked next season..!

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  6. annette says

    October 22, 2014 at 12:48 am

    Yes. Season 3 with this same crew…and I want to see Jennice BITCH SLAP kelley…he is an ass..he got what he wanted only to tell her he couldn’t wait to SEE HIS DOG..ummm HeLLoooooo..I wanted to kick him in the nuts right there. This season ended on a very boring note…disappointed…

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  7. Skeeter says

    October 22, 2014 at 4:06 am

    I’d like to see a season 3. I thought this show was a nice change up from the housewives and other Bravo drama! I just want less bitching from the crew. Do your job & deal with it!

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  8. Psylocke says

    October 22, 2014 at 5:00 am

    I actually know the charter of one of the groups (it was the storyline about the “augmented California girls”) – he’s the owner of 01-Communications which is based in Sacramento. I’ve had dinner on the Sacramento River with that very group and all I can say is that they’re fun, grounded people — that DEFINITELY don’t shop at fucking forever 21 — LOL I have to admit I laughed my ass of when Kate said that.
    She also said something like “sometimes when people only have one shot at luxury they milk it for all they can” — dude owns a private jet and when he bought his (massive) property in El Dorado Hills to build on (a massive home) he also bought the lot below them just to save the view.

    I haven’t seen them for a few years and was SO FUCKING SURPRISED to all of a sudden have them pop up on my TV. It was even weirder knowing I had read the recap without any idea of knowing it was them.

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    • elene11 says

      October 22, 2014 at 11:35 pm

      thanks for that info, see that just goes to show how full of shit Kate is. I know anyone who can hand over half a years living wage salary as TIP to some snotty yachty crew is doing okay in life. Kate is a miserable piece of work.

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  9. Seagoer says

    October 22, 2014 at 9:10 am

    I would love to see a season 3. Make Amy head stew and dump Kate & Kat.
    Love Amy, Ben & Eddie
    It beats all the other crap reality shows out there.

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  10. puppylove says

    October 22, 2014 at 10:29 am

    I have to say I too like this show. Mainly for Capt. Lee. He is such a grounded guy. He knows is job and does it very well, and puts up with so much crap with his crew. He knows he needs the crew but I wonder if he would like to ditch all of them and start over. I loved the gift he gave all of them. The boat (Ohana) I thought was BEAUTIFUL , and I love boats so this was a treat to see one so big and beautiful in operation. That’s a lot of work just keeping the thing clean. I was surprised to see the boat in terrible condition when it first arrived. If you are in high seas most every thing is battened down, and high seas aren’t the cause of filth on a mega yacht. I’m glad to see they spiffed it all up. If there is a season three I hope we see a much better crew come back with Capt. Lee.

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  11. Calypso525 says

    October 22, 2014 at 12:22 pm

    I LOVE this show. Hope it’s back. When the kvetching gets too much I just zone out & stare at the GORGEOUS British Virgin Islands. This is the prettiest show to watch & weirdly I find it soothing……

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    • Calypso525 says

      October 22, 2014 at 1:03 pm

      and I miss Andrew haha

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  12. JenB says

    October 22, 2014 at 3:42 pm

    This season sucked a big anchor shaped blanket. I was not amused or entertained in any form. Off with their heads…… Ok, I did like Amy and Capt Lee, so they can return.

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  13. janagoodwin9 says

    October 22, 2014 at 4:40 pm

    I can’t take one more voyage with Kate and her resting bitch face. She needs to spend less time getting botox and more time learning about proper customer service.

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    • Rosey says

      October 22, 2014 at 5:41 pm

      AMEN! She has a terrible personality too. And her ‘resting bitch face’ is just reflecting her true inner self. If I were the Captain, she would be the LAST person I would hire as my ‘Chief Stew’! She must have charmed the Captain in her interview. I noticed that every time she was around the Captain or he called her in for a meeting…she was always smiling around him. She knows how to turn the charm on and off…mostly its ‘off’ with her bitchy resting face.

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      • elene11 says

        October 22, 2014 at 11:38 pm

        the creepy thing to me was that when she said the guests were ‘oblivious’ to the boat slipping into gear and ripping part of the dock off, it was with the same big smile and tone of voice she lied to captain Lee with about the dick blanket. Things that make you go hmmm.

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  14. Valley View says

    October 22, 2014 at 5:56 pm

    Like to see it back minus Kate. Didn’t really care about Kelley and the Jennice-they weren’t married gave it a try and like many dating relationships it didn’t work out. I like the amount of Captain lee this year-wouldn’t mind seeing Adrienne return with or without Kat-she is just not that interesting with her fake accents and the like.

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  15. rayray says

    October 23, 2014 at 4:45 pm

    Am I the only one that believes Kate is 31??????? Give me a break! My husband and I fell off the couch when she said that.

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  16. rayray says

    October 23, 2014 at 4:46 pm

    I meant does NOT believe!! Sorry I’m just still in shock.

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    • Cythere says

      October 23, 2014 at 9:11 pm

      rayray: 31; hahaha. From some angles, Kate looks to be in her late forties! Amy and Kat (ugh, thar she blows) look about 31.

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  17. Windingdown says

    October 24, 2014 at 6:09 pm

    ha ha ha, came on here cuz I couldnt tell what the cap gave his crew for being a buncha whiners pacifiers!! ?? brilliant!! LOVE IT

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