I feel like I am being forced to watch this stupid show. Andy tries to break the mood with a montage of Milania and Gia modeling. Andy is borderline disturbing with his obsession with those girls.
Andy plays a montage about Teressa being a bitch about Teresa’s sentencing and Rino is in the audience screaming and clapping that he loves that Teressa was a bitch. Andy says twitter is blowing up about it. Teressa said she apologized to Teresa and they are in a good place now. Andy says she saw that clip for the first time on the reunion. Andy says the twins were crazy for pushing Teresa’s buttons by calling her stupid. That is the Gorga switch for violence. Rino continues to shout out answers and Andy is already pissed with Rino because he won’t stop screaming out thing in the audience.
Andy has the certified results of the lie detector test Victoria Gotti took to prove she was telling the truth. She passed it. Teresa says. “I’m a housewife, she’s a has been.” Nicole says Victoria lied about having cancer. She will say anything for attention and then she says, “Bye Felicia, beeeep!” apparently trying and failing to channel Nene.
Tamar is pretending to be appalled by the twins and asked Andy where he found them. Really, Tamar? You are way worse than those two.
Nicole how is the relationship with Bobby? Does she believe the cheating rumors? It’s going great, and she never believed the cheating rumors.
Why did the twins blame Teresa for what Gotti said? Teresa says that she is a housewife and know how things work behind the scenes. She knows that Teresa went into that scene knowing what was going to happen and she should own up and take responsibility for what she did. She seems to be implying that Tre brought Gotti on the show just to make the comment. Which could well be true.
What the heck is a long hot, twins? It’s a hot pepper. Really? I thought it was a hot dog.
What are those drinks with the oranges? Vodka Belvedere with fresh squeezed oranges.
Were you surprised that Jim dropped the bomb in Boca? No, he had a few drinks. (It seems like they don’t hate him nearly as much as everyone else. That is weird. Did he and Bobby make up?)
Someone asks Tamar if she is a Kenya fan and what does she think of her singing? Tamar wasn’t aware that she sings and once reminded did remember the song but didn’t know Kenya wanted to sing. Andy clarifies that the song was just for fun. Tamar says that Kenya is not her favorite. She is a Nene fan. Tamar says she is not into the thirst of it all and the pageant thing sort of reeks.
I’m going to add to this tonight if need be because for some reason even though I changed my settings to record Manzo’d later tonight the DVR decided to do it anyway. I doubt I really missed much.
OKAY I’M BACK TO UPDATE!
That might have been the dumbest game ever. And am I the only one who notices that Andy gives the tacky WWHL gifts according to how much he likes the guests? If he REALLY likes you get the bathrobe. If he doesn’t you get the stupid housewives pants. He gave these three mens briefs. WTF? I mean I like to wear my exes boxer briefs, but …still.
Another question, will Teresa make Rino take a lie detector? No.
Who is your favorite housewife results:
Amber 6% (Jim must have a sore thumb)
Dina 13% ( I would have probably voted for her)
Melissa 15% (or her)