Our AHS expert, UF is having a busy week. These recaps take him several hours to perfect and he just can’t fit it in this week. However, he didn’t want you guys not to have a place to talk and he wanted to share some of his observations so this week’s recap will be more like one of my “random thoughts on the episode” posts. Enjoy and comment freely!
In the opening scene Meep the Geek was polishing eggs clean. WHY? He eats the heads of live chickens. So weird.
The actor who plays Meep the Geek also played Infantata in the first season of AHS. He was that freaky baby that lived in the basement and killed people of the Murder House.
Elsa’s tent is grander than the faded soiled single tents of her beloved ‘monsters’; especially with her over the top baroque candelabras, chandeliers, & tchotchkes. Don’t you all think the inside kinda looks like the inside of the bottle where “I Dream Of Jeannie “ lives with all the heavy draping and textiles. It’s very claustrophobic. I remind myself it’s fucking tent.
LOL when Bette was nervously chewing on her finger then Dot reached over and tugged it away from her mouth.
Freaks declare how they are just normal people as they dig up body parts.
Twisty in that toy store playing statue between two other clown mannequins scared the shit out of me.
Dandy’s 2 spiraled curled bangs remind of Devil horns.
The Mott mansion is the same set as the Coven mansion only dressed up with tapestry and paint.
I learned a new world from Gloria, “opprobrium”.
Dandy must be gay if Gloria is tempting him to play with June Allyson paper dolls.
Loved it when Dell called Ethel Honest Abe. She does look Lincolnesque.
I just got a kick at seeing that gay guy on top of Desiree. “You want me to use my extra bit of business”. LOL
I never heard of ‘poof’ before which is a derogatory slang word for gay man.
So AHS has the strongman, a macho man character that fucks bearded women & hermaphrodites. I bet ya my ding a ling his character is gonna be a bisexual freak. I think it is safe to say that Ethel was literally his beard.
Twisty must smell funky and rank. How does someone as refined as Gloria not smell him when she picked him up.
How old is manboy Dandy? He drinks and drives. She asked Twisty if he does children’s parties.
So the outward freaks are normal on the inside, and the normal outside people are freaks on the inside.
What hell was on that platter on Gloria’s dining room table? A whole fish with head that was spiral wrapped with cucumber strips, a bow. And what is that bright red garnishment in place of the fish’s eyes? Looks like holly bush berries.
I love love love the color of the muted pale barely visible chartreuse paint in Dandy’s play room.
Watching Angela Bassett thrust her hips while saying “pop pop pop” about ping pong balls shooting out of lady bits.
I can’t stop looking at the color of Elsa’s awkwardly drawn in eyebrows. I hate weird eyebrows, they freak me out.
The look on Elsa’s face when she heard Dot sing “Dream a little dream of me” scared me. In this scene I could clearly see her real eyebrows covered in foundation as well as her drawn in ones.
I knew a head was in that bag of tricks that twisty carries around. It is very bloody at the bottom.
Isn’t the civil rights allegory played out after last season’s Coven?
Pepper has the largest man sized hands I have ever seen.
Watching Dandy carry Bonnie and shove her back into Twisty’s lair that she just escaped from gave me the shivers.
Elsa’s German accent was completely decipherable this episode.
Why do I feel that Jessica Lange & Francis Conroy are playing different versions of Fiona Goode & Myrtle Snow from Coven?
Why was this promoted as another 90 minute episode? My DVR says its 83 minutes, but really the show was over at 75 minutes. That is a lot of commercials. Get those money stacks Ryan Murphy.
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