Here are some of the best quotes from last night’s Scandal. And I have some questions about the show at the end. And another I just thought of putting the pictures in. Am I the only one who thinks it was weird that Olivia didn’t get a coffee of her own when she bought one for her father? I don’t know why but that bugged me.
“You assume that because I am a whore, I don’t have a brain, that my friends are whores without brains and all of the brainless whores just wait around until nightfall when we can go whore around, brainlessly”. ~Cyrus’ Whore
“You come back, you re-enter to find the world kept spinning without you. You go to the places you used to go and you see the people you used to see and it’s like something is missing. But really, everything is missing. Somehow everything is different. Everything is…
Olivia: Colder. Everything is colder.” ~random convo with Poppa Pope and Olivia.
“If you were my girlfriend I would go to meet your dad, even the one who tortured me and threw me in the hole, but you are not my girlfriend, so no. Call me later if you want me to do that thing to you.” ~ Jake
“If I don’t get to be a soccer dad in Vermont, then I need all this to have a point.” ~Fitz
“Excuse me, would you mind giving us some privacy? Just a few minutes.” ~ Olivia clears the room of the morgue leaving her alone with a murder victim and the number one suspect. Because that happens. I think it’s the dad.
“No, I don’t get lonely, because I have people…I’m not like you. I’m sorry you miss me, but I’m not like you.” ~Quinn to Charlie before they make-out and are interrupted by Jake.
“You don’t have a job, Jake. You don’t work anywhere. You don’t fake sell fake paper or fake work at the Pentagon or run a top-secret spy organization. You don’t have a job.” ~Olivia Pope
“Did you two seriously not notice that I have been gone for the last 24 hours? I spent three whole months keeping tabs on this office. I went to see you every day at the computer store. I constantly checked in with Abby at the White House. I found you halfway across the world. I’m the one who made sure this place didn’t die. And I go M.I.A. for a whole day and no one even bats an eye. That is unacceptable. That is how Harrison died. We weren’t vigilant! We didn’t pay attention! We didn’t notice when things went bad! So when one of us goes missing for 24 hours the other ones freaking look for them! “~Quinn to Huck and Olivia
“You’re not here for a drink Cyrus. You’re thirsty, but you’re not here for a drink.” ~Cyrus’ Whore
“You either go home alone and try your own hand at quenching that thirst or go upstairs with me and replace that dry lump in your throat with something much more satisfying.” ~ Cyrus’ Whore
“I’ll look for you. The next time you go M.I.A. I’ll look for you.” ~Huck to Quinn
“Shut up. Just shut your stubborn, old man mouth up. You’re done giving orders. You’re leaving.” ~Jake to Poppa Pope OMG is he trying to get himself killed?
“Or you can stay, keep up this Father Knows Best routine, try to worm your way back into her life by roasting pork. But I personally can’t see her falling for your act anymore after I show her proof that you killed her best friend and the president’s son.” ~ Jake to Poppa Pope. I guess he really is trying to get himself killed.
“Trust me, I will be the one standing over you when you die.”~ Poppa Pope to Jake. See? I told you so!
Is it really Rosen’s nature to blackmail judges ? OOOOH I didn’t even know about the suicide when I typed this. What the hell happened to Rosen’s white hat!
Is Cyrus onto the whore or is he as dumb as he appears to be? Why is the whore getting all the best lines? Oh and his name is Michael. I honestly didn’t know until about half way into the show.
I thought the dad was out of the country? How did he get to the morgue in roughly the same amount of time as Olivia did?
How the hell is Jake so confident that he can get rid of Poppa Pope when Poppa will probably just put a cap in his ass?