After last week, when Dr Jenn berated and cursed out her clients and Dick Donato told Dr. Jenn he is HIV positive, let’s see what fresh hell is in store for us this week! Oh look! A “human lie detector.” Sigh.
Nikki and Juan Pablo are arguing about moving in together. Nikki storms off and goes to cry in the corner away from cameras. Deena tells Juan Pablo to go after her but he doesn’t.
Jenna is isolating after Dr. Jenn was rude to her. I hate her boyfriend. Dr. Jenn gives them the night off from the human lie detector. Everyone else has to go. Boys on one side of the room, girls on the other. Everyone appears to be less than thrilled.
The human lie detector doesn’t believe Juan Pablo. Dick says he can’t really talk about why he is there. Stephanie is pissed that Dick is here to come out with his medical issue and she was mislead. Stephanie said that there is zero chance they will get back together. Dick is sad. Everyone is curious about what Dick is hiding.
Cicely wants the lady to find out if Treach is cheating. Dick is hysterical in his talking heads. “Is this really happening? Are we are Jerry Springer? Will paternity tests arrive next?” The human lie detector believes Treach. Cicely still doesn’t believe him.Nikki has major trust issues with Juan Pablo. The lady asks if Juan Pablo loves her. He says he is falling for her, but he is not there yet. Juan Pablo blames it on his culture. Which is odd. Because the Latin culture is all about love, no? Juan Pablo apologizes to Nikki several times. After the activity Nikki explains AGAIN to Juan Pablo that she feels like she is always waiting to be enough for him. Juan Pablo says he wants to make a life with her. He wishes he were more emotional. He wishes she was Venezuelan so she would not expect to be loved. Who knew Venezuelan women are fine with not being loved by their partners? The more you know….#Rainbow
Dick goes in to comfort Cicely. Dick seems to think the activity was damaging. Cicely is still mad at Treach for things from years ago. Nobody liked the activity. They said it was very embarrassing and out of line. Treach is pissed that Cicely didn’t accept the lie detector. Treach thinks Cicely should have apologized to her. He’s pissed. Treach is sleeping on the couch.
Dick says that tonight made it clear to him why most of America thinks he is a fucking douchebag. Which reminds me, I still haven’t cashed my douchebag check from this show. I REALLY need to go to the bank before it expires. I hate going to the bank it’s in the wrong direction from everything. Dick thinks Nikki and Juan Pablo are doomed.
The next day, Cicely is still accusing Treach of cheating and is pissed. If he doesn’t admit to cheating they are done. Treach says Cicely wants to “win” by proving he is not who he says he is. He’s over it. Cicely is pissed that Jenna and John didn’t have to do the activity. Jenna says she’s sorry she could not be there for them.
It’s time for Dick to tell the group about his HIV status. Stephanie finally seems to be ready to deal with it. Dick is terrified. Dick says that there are less than ten people who know, and his life is about to change forever. Dick looks terrible. Dick says that his relationship with Stephanie is probably the last relationship he’ll ever have. He launches into the story about how the second time he went on Big Brother his HIV test came back positive. Every cries.
Can I point out that Deena and Chris are the only normal couple on the show? They don’t seem to have any problems. I can’t see any of these other couples making it. Not a one. And I really want Jenna to dump John.
What do y’all think?