Um, the biggest news to me is that apparently NBCu has purchased Access Hollywood Live? Seriously? I’m signed up to get daily emails from NBCu for all their daily press releases and this is the first one from Access Hollywood I’ve ever seen. Here’s a link to the Access Hollywood Live! (which I believe is digital) recap of the video. I’ll translate Danielle’s comments in purple from here on out.
“I wanted to be here with a message from my daughters and myself [to Teresa.] Your kids are really all that’s important right now. Don’t worry about what everybody else is thinking, don’t worry about social media, don’t worry about the press. Just live your life and know that whatever is behind you is done and you only have the future ahead of you. And this is not a lot of time that you’ll be away from them, but it’s going to be painful.”
OMG! This is so fucking awesome. I’ve been begging Andy to let me back on the show since he kicked my ass off, and now tabloids are calling me for comment! Thank GOD Caroline Manzo was on WWHL recently and Andy asked her opinion on the sentencing. She got a lot of props for taking the high road so I am going to follow her lead even though I could not be happier to see this bitch finally get what she deserves!
“And my message for Gia from my daughter Christine… she said, ‘You know, I can relate to what she has in front of her. She’s the oldest and she’s going to be responsible for so much more, but just tell her that, you got this Gia and you’re strong and your mom will be back soon enough. And all of you just remember you’re a family. Nobody can break that.”
FUCK YEAH! I can use Gia to pimp out my kid!
“No, we have not made amends, this is just who I am. I don’t believe you kick somebody when they are down. Just because they might have kicked you, doesn’t give me the right to do the same in return. Then when does it end? It’s just a vicious cycle… it’s coming from my heart. I’m genuinely reaching out to her and giving her support. This is a very hard time she is going through.”
This is the most attention I have gotten in years! Am I getting paid for this? I am? EXCELLENT!
“There was someone who Tweeted me and I said, ‘Yup.’ That was the only thing I said in this whole span and it was about karma. Karma came back. There was a lot I could have done on Twitter, if I wanted to. There was plenty on Twitter that I could have [done], but when I saw that it was just one of my fans, reaching out to me, I just said, ‘Yup,’ and how that was received, I realized maybe it’s going to be misunderstood, if I say anything. So, I just went quiet.”
“Teresa, from my heart, I love you girl. You got this.”
I bet Danielle is also saying bring on the Crystal, Kim D. and I are going to Partay!
Well clearly that’s why she did the interview… She got a lil cash to afford the Crystal!!! lol what an idiot this woman is!
Wonder if Steve from season 1 (remember Teresa and Joe’s friend that “dated” Danielle) will come crawling out of the woodwork with a comment?
I think Steve is long gone never to appear again. I bet he ran off with one of the Kims.
God, I don’t know who I would feel more sorry for lol!!
You know what I remember about him? His VERY shiny forehead. Really shiny. Am I the only one that remembers that? Does that make me weird?
Melissa, you’re not alone — all I remember about him is his name & an extremely shiny forehead. Glaringly shiny. Not safe to look at without sunglasses shiny☺
Well thank God Sarah… I am so happy I’m not the only weirdo that remembers that! lol
They said at the beginning of the interview that Danielle contacted them. She asked to be on the show, they never contacted her… So would she be paid for that?
Wow, they’re digging pretty far down in that barrel if they are asking Danielle for her opinion.
Yup
Omg! This is hilarious! TT I think your interpretation is dead on!!!!!
PROSECUTED WHORE <———– *faints*
ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
dead LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Ditto Shaeonassis!!
PROSECUTED WHORE…..damn funny, still roaring, that cracked me up!!! crying,,,,
WOW!! What these Bitches will do for $$$$$ MONEY LOL,LOL
HAHAHAH I don’t blame Danielle at all. Grasping at straws. At least she does a better job pretending to like Teresa than Jacqueline does! lol
And let’s not forget, they did have sort of a make up when Teresa said sorry for making Danielle feel jumped after the season where Melissa/Kathy/Jac dogpiled on her. Danielle also attacked Melissa for the way she treated Tre.
Still, this is pretty hilarious, and I see through Danielle like Plexiglas.
Hilarious recap. Danielle is still very crass and classless, but she knows how to play the media game and get the public’s attention. Have there been any Kim G. sightings? I expect her to pop out of the woodwork at any moment to celebrate the Giudices sentences.
RE: Kim G.I saw a snarky comment from her….can’t remember what. Kinduva “nah nahna nah nah!”
Cannot believe the hate!
TT, SUPERBLY DONE!
Cudos. Still giggling.
Kim G had a few snarky comments, 1 right after the other. She was loving every minute of it — loving rubbing salt in that wound.
Kim G is just a lousy person. She really is so low class and openly gloating over Teresa’s PAIN is just unnecessary. All it serves is to show what a small minded and shallow person Kim G is.
Kim G replied something like—“enjoy your exposed toilet and gas station sink” and other really mean things. If I were Kim G I would feel kinda weird about posting things that hateful–cause sometimes things turn around and bite you on the ass. I guess she doesn’t care though. Never liked her at all. T will do her deserved time and move on and Kim G will still be a dried up bitter old hag.
I’ll share the fact that I’ve never watched Access Hollywood before. Ever. I prepared an early lunch and turned the tv on. There’s NeNe being interviewed (doing the usual boring nonsense), so I’m half watching, and then I hear that next up is Dani? I was glued to that mess of an interview. She actually stated that her girls have never been on twitter and NEVER WILL BE. Then said they were age 21 and 16. There will never be another housewife with more mental health issues than Staub.
Riiight!!!
Where did Danielle get the glazed terracotta fake tan? Slopes of Vesuvius?
“I like to keep all 33 of my fans happy” hahahaha. I wonder who will be next on the talk show circuit to discuss their feelings on Teresa’s sentencing. Maybe the first person voted off of Survivor season 1? Some cast members of RHDC? Who are the the least relevant people in reality TV history?
Jill Zarin! Besides her twitterness…
Wait for it…
For some insane reason I actually remember the person to be voted off the first episode of Survivor – it was an elderly woman who was a breast cancer survivor, and she washed clothes in their small supply of drinking water.
Season 1 was literally the only season I ever watched and I remember NOTHING else about it.
They should totes interview her.
Hahaha!!! I was reading this going “what the hell does this have to do with Danielle?”
Then got to the last line!
Perfect and hilarious!!
Haha! I never watched Survivor except one season a few years back. I was interning at the EPA in college and a guy who worked there was on the current season at the time – Russell S in Samoa. I interviewed him for a newsletter article, so I wanted to see how he did and started watching. We all used to do happy hours to watch his episodes together and everyone wore Hawaiian shirts to work on whatever day it aired to support him. It was really fun and I got really into it that season, but stopped watching as soon as he went off the show. Sadly, he passed out during a challenge and had to be hydrated, which counts as an advantage and then you’re done so he got kicked off. He was so frustrated. I think he had applied to be on it like eight or nine times.
Anyway, that’s my Survivor story! I can’t believe they had the balls to vote off an old lady with THE CANCER!
I have fans. Dozens of them.
And that was when I peed
MY-self.
Sooooo awesome! All 33 fans. I just spit my coffee out. And the prosecuted whore line. TT you really nailed her voice when writing this. Outstanding work as always!
Great recap of this interview and “Danielle Speak!”
Too bad there wasn’t a video of you doing a interpretive dance along with it!
Maybe. Just Maybe, we can get the ALDC (Abby Lee Miller) to do one of her heart crushing routines to play this out!
Bwahahahaha
Did you see how ORANGE she was? It was burning my eyes!
Ugh!! Danielle looks like she has been rode hard and put up wet!! Eek,eat a sandwich or something!!
I saw that interview and thought WTF. Where did they drag her up from? Who cares how she feels? That was just too weird. What is she doing now?
Of course they were going to look her up for comment. First person I thought of of how she would respond. Would Danielle (is that her legal name now, or does that violate posting rules by using aliases and not real names?) be gloating? On a pole? Zen? Would response depend on that days meds?
Teresa does owe her big time. Without the table flipping, she would not have become one of the more notable (read get other avenues of income) characters across the franchises. Danielle is bat shit crazy, delusional, and probably a bit dangerous. No doubt. But….at the end of the day…she will have served less time in the pen, and has fewer felonies than Teresa.
SNL skit, judge flipping bench, “bank fraud whore!” “Bankruptcy fraud whore”. That shit isn’t written in some ex’s book. It’s court record now.
This lady always creeped me out. I think she’s a straight up psychopath. There’s something really wrong with her.
Anyways, I’m pretty sure she did herself tweet something essentially “haha you’re going to prison b*tch, karma!!!” not just replying “yep” to another fan’s tweet. Then she changed her tune. I don’t care to look back in my twitter, I’m sure she’s deleted it anyways. Anyone else remember? Did I imagine that?
I think Bravo brought her on because they’re looking for someone to not be such a pussy, not beat around the bush, and really call Teresa out on her CRIMES.
Damn this bitch sucks at everything, couldn’t even do this right. She could have easily thrown out a “they persecuted me for something a lot smaller and a lot longer ago” while still trying to save face. Not that she has much face to save…more like a Picasso jumble of bones.
Is the social mediaverse seriously that afraid to crack a few jokes about this? Teresa lived the high life for almost a decade at the expense of everyone else’s livelyhood, pretty much got a slap on the wrist, probably has money still hidden, yet it’s fucking taboo OF EVERYONE ELSE to say anything about it?
She look beautiful and very well her daughter’s are beautiful as well. I hope I look like her when I get to be her age, she’s very fit.
I think another reason why she was on cos she was recently on OWN’s Where Are They Now.
So true, Billie. That coven of three hags, Caroline, Dina and Teresa, had very little respect or concern about the presence of Danielle’s two daughters when at dinner they proudly spewed information they uncovered while muckraking Danielle’s past. Not one showed compassion or concern for the damage the filth that emanated from their pieholes would cause two young girls who obviously loved their mother despite the feelings of the gruesome threesome.
All three of these women brag about their ability to mother. You would think they have each received mother of the year award, but no mother worth her salt would expose children to the anger, aggression and vile comments of that evening, especially in a public setting. Their behavior was despicably hypocritical. I don’t even want to discuss them as mothers since one still has 3 adult children attached to her breast, another forged her ex-husband’s signature to put her daughters face on TV and the third is now a felon looking at 15 months behind bars.
Now that Joe and Teresa have been found guilty all conversation about the fraud that enriched them by $13 million is to cease and forgiveness is in order because of their “4 beautiful daughters”. How contradictory.
My feeling is those around Teresa and Joe want silence because no one has clean hands. When pushed to her breaking point, Teresa gets verbal diarrhea and being the derelict she is, only the good Lord knows what she will divulge in a fit of rage. One way to keep her in line is the constant repetition of silence “to protect the girls”.
Caroline brought up the issue of Danielles daughters being present and it not being appropriate right after Danielle took the book out of her purse at the now infamous dinner. Danielles response was that she has no secrets from her daughters. Lauren moved them to another table and sat with them. Not that I am sticking up for Tre. I love the Prosecuted Whore pun lol
Wait, so Caroline was the voice of reason and Lauren put Danielle’s kids above the opportunity to brawl with women on national TV?
Those Manzos and their terrible behavior.
On Sat, Oct 11, 2014 at 11:44 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I don’t quite remember that situation the way you do. I remember there was talk of the book and Danielle heard about it. She smuggled the book into the party and slapped it on the table. There was even a period where the children were taken out of the room by request of one of the moms. Danielle chose to have her kids stay. I don’t agree with the attack on Danielle regarding her past at all. But Danielle chose the venue for bringing the thing to a head and she chose to have her kids stay in the room. So, she has a bit of responsibility for what her kids heard. I think all of the Housewife franchise shows spotlight the mean girl mentality. I haven’t seen anyone act like that since I was 17 – seriously. No table flipping, no pointing to the door and asking someone to leave, no drunken scenes repeated over and over at dinner parties. I have never experienced that – and because of that I rarely watch any of the shows. Haven’t seen New York or New Jersey in Years. Wouldn’t watch Miami if they came back and Orange County and Beverly Hills….if there isn’t something else I like on ..maybe.
This is making them all look like creeps and making me feel like a creep for getting sucked into this show. I never thought Danielle was worse than any of the rest of them, just a true histrionic who came down on the wrong side of that incestuous Manzo family. I think all the hw shows are on the way down and I wish now that I hadn’t wasted my time on them. I bet it is killing Teresa that she knows dirt on a lot of them and probably isn’t the only one that should be serving time but alot of those couples are way better at covering their behinds and staying connected with the right people than she is, for whatever reason (i.e. she’s too damn stupid to figure it out).