I started this blog thinking that only Dina had a new post up. But Amber snuck one in that was either late from last week or early for this one. I guess she might be trying to avoid the part where she is sitting on the curb crying. Anyway, there is a lot to catch up on. So much so that I just stop trying about halfway through and direct you straight to the crazy Amber blog in it’s entirety. Banjo’s hungry and we are out of dogfood.
Going to keep this week’s blog short and to the point. Amber, you are so off with last week’s blog; you play the victim so well, I’m surprised you don’t carry around your own body chalk. You can blame me all you want, if that’s what you need, take it. I totally get it, no one expects you to write a nasty blog about your own husband. It’s all about standards girl…and it seems to me I have heels higher than yours. It all seems so unimportant right now anyway.
So I’m wondering, is this that blog that Jim wrote pretending to be Amber? Let me go have a look. Oh God I have missed late blog from Amber. Read this.
From Amber:
My response is as follows. Ash Wednesday is NOT “a holy day of obligation,” it is a day of reflection. We look at who are and where we came from, hence “ashes to ashes.” Their critique of my observance demonstrates their lack of appreciation and knowledge of their own religion.
Amber deservedly got a lot of flack for filming inside a church on Ash Wednesday. Frankly, the whole church seemed empty so I don’t know if it is worse if it was staged or real. But either way, Amber doesn’t know the significance of Ash Wednesday? It’s the first day of Lent! A time of repentance for ones’ sins, fasting, and depriving oneself of luxuries as penance for ones’ sins. It is certainly a holy day in many faiths and Catholics in particular are obligated to begin a forty day period of sort of a super bonus round of being religious for 40 days. It’s not “lentil season,” It’s a religious season of penance. Amber thinks it is a day about her (of course) to look at who she is and where she came from??? Seriously? She goes on to report she is a scholar of many religions “even Kabbalism” which, for those playing at home is not a religion but a philosophical doctrine. She really is an idiot.
OMG Reading on, she says she had never seen autism before Jacqueline’s scenes. I can’t. OMG this is page after page about how everyone is mean for talking about Jim’s dick and how everyone should have hugged her because of her good health news. Dear God.
I think this is the part Dina is referring to :
Dina was trying to nail it on me. I am so hurt and angry at this, especially now seeing it all play back. Thank GOD my husband was there. Dina was sending the twins to come after me, AGAIN! What the hell is wrong in her heart?! I was there to celebrate the best news of my life, meanwhile Dina is planning a blood bath! I also want to know what her obsession is with calling my husband names, she does not know him. She never took time to get to know him. Dina knew nothing of what Bobby and twins had done that night (or the night of the first responder’s party), yet once again Dina jumped in calling him a vagina and a dick.
You really need to read Amber’s blog of delusion.
Back to Dina’s Blog:
I have no words for the outcome of the Giudice sentence. All I can say is if you’re doing anything other than sending this family some love right now, you need to really rethink that. No matter what your opinion, there are children and elderly parents involved. Please take a moment and just send them some positive energy and warm thoughts.
Now that teresa has been sentenced can she somehow get less time by claiming the stress of serving time is causing her to go crazy?
Once you are sentenced… it’s over. it is what it is.
On Mon, Oct 6, 2014 at 5:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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“Amber, you are so off with last week’s blog; you play the victim so well, I’m surprised you don’t carry around your own body chalk.”
LOL
Than line ranks up there with the douche for whale vaginas. Dina sure can get out the zingers.
Have another cigarette with that whine, Amber. Ugh. I’d rather watch Tamra and Eddie, than you and Jim.
I would rather watch a marathon of all nene, sheree, Danielle and the whole cast of housewives of DC than watch the CANCER Amber and Jim.
Dina’s “you play the victim so well, I’m surprised you don’t carry around your own body chalk.” was MASTERFUL. She’s so shady.
Amber really is messing up this mid-season. She essentially had Teresa/Dina as pocket allies, but she’s thrown shade at both of them on social media and in her recent blogs all because she’s feeling the heat. She doesn’t know how to play this game. She needs Tre/Dina more than they need her…
I still think that in the grand scheme of things, Melissa and the twins are much worse than Amber on any given day.
I’ve never been a fan of Melissa, but this season she is like the nee Kathy Wakile. She is kind of just there. The twins and Dina are bringing more than Melissa. She doesn’t really have anything to contribute, no real storyline.
To me Teresa was the star of NJ. Melissa coveted that spot from the time she just sat at home and watched. Melissa is like a buzzard circling her prey waiting for it to die. Then she can feign sympathy as she attempts to reign supreme. She is preternaturally quiet because she is a passive aggressive. She will never be a Teresa as far as entertainment equity in the NJ franchise is concerned. Although she may devour Teresa’s dead body, she will choke on it.
I watched the first season when it was on the other day, 5 shows, not the whole season. The show was so much better back then, Teresa was cute, her spending was out of control. She showed her home, spent a fortune dressing the girls and herself. She must have thought that they won the lottery. In reflection, I feel bad for Joe, I think he wanted to give the girls everything and certainly didn’t know how to say no. She has come a LNG way over the years. Not any of it good. I just cannot get into the twins or Amber. Does Jim think he looks rational on tv? His fuse is crazy short and why would Amber forgive him so quickly? Maybe it was planned he would deliver the gossip. I don’t care if it’s true, bravo has sunk to new lows in finding this group.
Just remember the criminal behavior preceded the show, as parents we all want to give them the best and we all make a choice.
Her horrible acting as if she was mad at him in the bedroom afterward (which she couldn’t even keep going just 30 seconds in), and all that crying with no tears… I absolutely think the two of them knew in advance what Jim was going to do. I can’t stand Amber. She is the fakest of the fake.
ROFLMAO she was so cute then, like she won the lottery. No, like they robbed the bank.
On Mon, Oct 6, 2014 at 6:18 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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What, now she’s claiming Dina was behind the attack at the first responders party? Is it just me, or is that new?
Ash Wednesday is not a Holy Day of Obligation; much like the Triduum [Holy Thursday, Good Friday, Holy Saturday] aren’t either. They’re all important. but not HDO in the Catholic Church.
That said, I’m still shocked the Church allowed them inside. But I think the Gorgas’ Baptism of their baby was filmed. Maybe they use the same Church?
It remains a “holy day” when the religious are called upon (obliged) to repent, fast and do penance.
You are right TT in that it is a holy day. However, I was taught in Catholic school that Holy Days of Obligation are slightly different than holy days.
HDO’s are commemorations of either people, events or theological concepts like Christmas or Easter. I know, it makes no sense why Ash Wed is not an HDO.
I wholeheartedly agree with Dina’s overall point though. Amber should continue worshipping during the Lentil & Carrot season and pray to the lettuce and tomatoes.
@Josie (I don’t see a reply link under your post)
“lettuce pray” lol
Wow has anyone ever verified Amber went to Columbia? I mean it is not unheard of to pad your resume. If true has anyone verified who she blew to get her degree? I grew up as a boring protestant and I understand Ash Wednesday. I have family and friends in NO and attended Mardi Gras for years and it always fascinated me, that the same people that partied their asses off for weeks, got up and drug their corpses to church on Wednesday. Mobile AL (birthplace of Mardi Gras) has a three day holiday.
Mobile has a GREAT Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras is kind of like a last hurrah before rehab. As long as the rapture holds off until Wednesday it’s all good. 🙂
Born and raised in Biloxi MS, raised catholic… Mardi Gras season is wonderful, and off to Ash Wednesday we’d go to make it all right, I remember as a kid I would give up things like moon pies or watermelon gum lol huge sacrifices..
Maybe Amber went to the Kelly Killoren Bensimon version of Columbia.
LMAO Amber and Kelly do seem to have the same level of stupidity Amber wears her college hoody still she talks about being a breast cancer survivor and a Columbia graduate too much She acts as if that’s what defines her. When someone has to tell you how smart they are all of the time ITS usually a big red flag
It’s all good until Dina thinks that the only thing we should be sending to the universe “is something about love and light” -hello Danielle? NO- kids and elderly parents involved? They would not have to bear the stress or shame, if the two individuals involved did not commit crimes. Period. And to those dumb asses that want to cry about how these are victimless crimes, that is why you are not lawyers, or in decision making for the country, thank God. A passing prayer for the girls, but fucking get a clue-they have a mother and a father who are criminals. SHE does not get to stay with them, just because she gave birth! Jesus Maria!!!
I seriously couldn’t figure out what she was even saying, as none of it made any sense at all. The only thing she got right, but seriously understated, was that her white eyeliner was not good. One thing is clear, she and Jim deserve each other.
I like this Tre better than last season’s Tre.
Amber…you know Dina was placed in that position by your husband and VG. Enough. Not everything has to be about tu.
TRE: Write a book…you’re going to make another bundle. …For we know that ALL things work together for good for those who love the Lord and are called according to His purpose…Romans 8:28.
I am not an Amber and Jim fan, but I do think Dina set Amber up a bit with Teresa and made it sound like it was Amber’s gossip. Yes Amber was all dramatic bringing it up with Tre at Gina’s place, but ultimately I don’t think Amber is responsible for that rumour and it was unfair of Dina to pretend to be so concerned…she was stirring for sure!
Not a fan of those twins at all! Nobody looked super shocked at the ‘I think you f****** her mother’ revelation. Definitely something there…..
I totally agree, Dina basically threw Amber under the bus when she hadnt done anything. She turned everyone against her for what she MIGHT say. She slanted their opinions. I also believe Dina has a “zinger” writer. lol
Agreed!
PS I love your blog! Been reading for ages. I’m in South Africa so we see the episodes much later, so I come to read here and keep updated.
Ash Wednesday isn’t a holy day of obligation.
I am curious….has Amber written a single blog where she does NOT mention her cancer in one way or another??
I was watching Joe and Teresa’s interview with Andy Cohen tonight and I was curious if they are trying for some blame game on their attorneys! ??? Looked that way!!!
@Judymac
Tre write a book? On how to live like a millionaire without working. Here in Australia criminals are not allowed to make money from their offenses These people getting paid for interviews once convicted, Only in America.
This season is all for the cameras, sitting with the kids drawing she has not done this is how many season’s she has been on T.V?
I guess the “crash of 2005” may have something to do with this…
I believe her.
Thank God for His tender mercies and your prayers.
Australia has come a long way…….!!
Oh, Tamara. You HAVE to go read Amber’s new blog that just went up. I wouldn’t even know where to start in describing the level of lunacy. Can’t wait for your take.
I might be starting to change my mind about Dina. I didn’t like her first season. Then I liked her. But now…I’m not sure. She sure acts like her opinion is the only opinion.
A bully with a peace sign is still a bully. Albeit a hypocritical one.
That said, the Laurita’s and that kid of hers are all twatty assholes.
And she certainly didn’t live up to her tagline at all. Bringing the zen??? I don’t think so.
Dear Dina, thank you for that one liner. I will be using that one girl (sips tea).