I’m hoping this was taped after Teresa’s sentencing. I hate how this “Live” show is never live. I haven’t watched SNL since the 1980s and so I have no idea who the other guest is. Or the bartender so let’s pretend like they aren’t there.
Andy asks Caroline what she thought of the boys calling her the red angry bird. Caroline says she’s really not that familiar with Angry Birds. Andy tells her she does sort of look like the red bird. Caroline pretends to be hurt. Andy says it’s a compliment. Then Andy brought up a frankenbite from tonights RHONJ where Dina says she is “the Caroline of the trip.” I don’t believe Dina said that for a minute. I think they could have pulled that bite from her previous seasons. Caroline says she’s not sure if she mean she was boring or a bitch, but she is happy with Caroline.
Oh I know who that chick from SNL is not that they played a montage.
Andy brings up the sentencing. Caroline says she is blow away by the whole thing. It’s so much bigger than housewives. It’s so life changing for that family and those kids. Andy says when RHONJ first started, there was a group meeting with production and all the cast of the show and Joe Giudice asked in that meeting, “Has anyone ever been indicted as a result of going on the show?” Wow. Um red flag perhaps, Bravo? He asks Caroline if at that point she thinks that meant there was something in his past? Caroline just says for the sake of the girls she hopes ever keeps their opinions to themselves on social media. I assume she means the cast. Because this is not going to be left off social media, they are talking about it right now on TV!
Andy brings up the prediction that Caroline made about Teresa. She said that something may happen where someone has to go somewhere (implying Juicy would be in jail) and Teresa will divorce him. He asks if she stands by that prediction. Caroline says she is going to keep her feelings to herself. This is not the time to discuss such matters. This is not a time to laugh or gloat or say I told you so. Caroline says bad this is sad, this is not funny.
Caroline was asked what work she has had done. Caroline said if she had work done she would look better than this. She has lost some weight and she is happy and at peace. Caroline says the Bravo photos are heavily airbrushed. Yes they are. Especially the ones for The Shahs of Sunset.
They play a clip from Teresa and Joes interview tomorrow night. Teresa said at one point in court her hands froze up and she could not open or close her hands. Joe says he did not think Tre would get time he cries. As of the filming, which was on Friday, they had not told the three younger girls anything. I could make a case for not telling them until January, but sadly they will find out at school if they don’t tell them. I can see Milania decking a kid who comes up to her and tells her mommy and daddy are both going to jail.
Someone calls in to ask Caroline when the kids will support themselves. Caroline says they all do. They all have their own businesses. Plus what she can’t say, they are all getting paid very well for doing the show. Plus they were all getting paid for RHONJ. These kids are not poor. She also can’t say that they don’t really all live at home, that is just for filming. I do think Lauren lives at home now though until after the wedding. What Caroline does say is that is the biggest misconception that her kids don’t work.
Caroline says she loves watching RHONJ, and her feeling is better you than me. Someone calls in and asks if she still shaves her face. She does. She says it is great exfoliation. She literally shaves her entire face. Her skin looks great, I must say. The play a game called Is it heavier than Caroline’s boobs? It was dumb.
And that’s it. There was no poll question.