It’s time to tune in to RHONJ and find out how long Jim Marchese lasts in Florida before (hopefully) being thrown out in his pointy little head.
We’re back in Florida and everyone is drunk. Bobby confronts Jim over the rumor he is putting out that Bobby has another girlfriend. Jim says he say pictures of her in red lingerie. Bobby storms off again ranting that Jim is a lying sack of shit. He needs to stay with his woman or bring her up to their room with him. No man should leave their spouse around Jim Marchese. Amber is drunk and smoking and crying. Amber is having a full on drunken meltdown because Jim ruined everything. Teressssa says that Jim is a classic example of Napoleon complex. The truth hurts so he starts attacking Rino saying the he tried to fuck Victoria Gotti, he slept with some rusty stripper… Teressa says,”Do you really think he fucked a stripper?” Jim says, “No, but I think he fucked your mom!” Awkward silence. Mouths drop. Joe Gorga tells Jim to go to bed. He minds him and giggles his way up the stairs. Amber goes up after him and Jim starts mistranslating a latin quote to explain his behavior that quote is historically tied to….wait for it…..wait for it….Napoleon Bonaparte. You can’t make this shit up.
Joe and Teresa are going to NYC to have an overnight date night. Teresa threatens Milania with boarding school. She should follow through on that it would be great for Milania. 
Teresssssa wants to leave the house and go stay with Rino who is at their summer house five minutes away. Jim gets up to make breakfast for everyone like he does at home. Melissa thinks they should all go home. Everyone is upset with Jim. Jim is acting like his behavior was not big deal and basically says that Teresssa started it. Dina comes out and tells Amber and Jim she wants them to leave. Jim goes to pack his pink sequins dress. Amber cries and plays the cancer card. I have finally seen Amber’s horrific white eyeliner. Did she see herself in the mirror when that was put on? Jim and Amber sit on the curb waiting for a car as Amber cries and talks about everyone else being “awful people.” I cannot believe how deluded she is. BTW, according to Bobby, it was production that sent them home. I get the feeling everyone was going to leave if they did not.
OMG. I am glad I am behind so I can fast forward through Jacqueline.
So back on the yacht, things look fantastic. Tons of food and alcoholic beverages and hot tubs. Somebody needs to tell Bobby he is burning.
Dina and Nicole talk about Bobby’s lack of support. Dina doesn’t trust Bobby. Bobby and Joe jump off the boat into the water. Bobby seems more interested in Joe Gorga than Nicole.
Back in Jersey, Jac is pretending like she wants to be friends with Tre again. Sadly I am caught up to speed and have no more fast forward room. Meanwhile, Tre and Juicy are having a fancy night out on the town staying at The Carlton. Since the hotel name was shown, we can assume it was comped in exchange for promotion. The talking heads Tre does in the pink dress are the most recent ones filmed in post production. She is wearing a lot of jewelry including a diamond wedding band, two bracelets and diamond earrings.
It’s dinner time in Florida. Bobby was over-served on the yacht and is passed out. Melissa and Joe are so far the only one to make it to the table. Dina arrives looking beautiful followed by Nicole. Rino and Teressa pull up in the driveway to come to dinner.
Chris and Jac talk about having to downsize. They blame it on Nick instead of their business problems and lawsuits.
Back at dinner Rino talks about what a rough day and night Teressssa had. She was upset that everyone knew about the rumor and talked behind her back. Um, Dina tried to tell her more than once and Teresssssa shut her down. Bobby makes it to the end of dinner. Just in time to drink.
Next week: Dina thinks Tre should apologize to the twins. Um, do you?
My opinion of Teresa is meh. I don’t hate her nor do I love her. I really think her point in telling Dina was a. bc production told her and b. so if it was brought up Dina could let it be known it was told via Victoria Gotti. I really don’t think Teresa gave a fuck about the rumor. She has her downfalls but she has a lot more to worry about than if Rino fucked Teressas mom. The twins claim they’re mad at Teresa and Amber bc they should of not told anyone about the rumor. The only person Teresa told is Dina and Amber told her husband. If Jim didn’t go crazy no one else would of even heard about it so I don’t get why they are so pissed. What I am pissed about is Jacqueline. She’s clearly even more bat shit crazy than I thought she would if she thinks Teresa would confide in her about legal issues when she had a sit down with Teresa on camera asking her is she was going to jail etc. I’m sorry but having a child with autism is not a curse! STOP IMPLYING ITS EQUIVALENT TO TERESA FACING JAIL TIME! and as for the scene next week with Nicole telling Jacqueline about the rumor really bravo?! really?! The twins went on twitter when it was announced that Jaqueline was coming back and said they never met her. Now were supposed to believe this shit! I hope they aren’t doing all of this shit for Jaq to be a full-time housewife next season
I agee with your post….
I just can’t with this bad editing…. Rino was speaking and food was on the table… a millisecond later… the menus were still on the plate. I think I am brain-dead from this show since that is the shit my mind is focusing on.
omg watch the scenes with jim, and amber eating breakfast, first am is covered with beach cover up eating, then she is tanning without coverup, then she is covered eating and when dina comes out she is uncovered tanning, omg i hate it when peoople think we are stupid
don’t people normally put on a cover up to eat with others and take it off to tan?
On Sat, Oct 11, 2014 at 8:51 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Stealing millions of dollars and going to jail for approximately 14 months is nothing compared to having an autistic child! What kind of values do you have? That has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.
You should definitely tell your child that. Sure they’d love to hear it.
I am a mother of a special needs child. And yes its hard but she is a joy and the best thing that has happened to me. The fact that you are saying that jail time is better is sickening.
I agree with all of the moms here saying that you would go through anything rather than see your blessing of a child struggle an iota more in life than they have to. Anyone that doesn’t understand what you are saying doesn’t deserve a response.
Wow, y’all…that’s pretty rough. I also have a son with autism and he is the light of my life and the sweetest kid you would ever want to meet, but I would give anything (including time in jail) to take away his challenges with learning and functioning. Mostly as every1 said, I cherish every day I have with my son but I have serious anxiety about whether he will be fully independent and able to take care of himself when my husband and I are gone. I can’t imagine reading that comment any other way. I thought it was widely understood in our society that it’s off limits to say something negative about another person’s children or parenting, but that’s especially the case when a child with special needs is involved.
I still would take Amber and Jim over the skeezy twins any day.
Really I would take ebola and herpes over the Marcheses.
On Mon, Oct 6, 2014 at 3:01 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Eeuw!
“She is wearing a lot of jewelry including a diamond wedding band, two bracelets and diamond earrings.”
Could this all be “costume jewelry” as they told the judge? Or supplied by Bravo? Hmmm…
Do you think they got 13 million dollars in debt by purchasing cubic zircona?
On Mon, Oct 6, 2014 at 4:28 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Even if all her jewelry was costume, it would still have a value of more than ZERO. They really are idiots.
I think these are the talking heads where her hair color is darker again. I was wondering when exactly these ones were filmed. Weird.
Faith, having a child with autism is a sentence WORSE than white-collar prison time for a year. It is a LIFE sentence.
Hit “post” before I finished, damn trigger finger. I meant to add that it’s lovely how you perceive your daughter, but many parents are in a state of constant pain and grief over their special needs child/ren due to the desire of doing anything to heal them. Others like you seem to have accepted it and do your best. Everyone is different in these situations.
Could we maybe stop comparing special needs kids to prison sentences? WTF is wrong with y’all?
On Mon, Oct 6, 2014 at 1:02 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Faith said that having a special needs child is not a curse and that Jacqueline should stop comparing her struggles with Nick to the Guidices legal struggles or at least I read it that way. Not to speak for Faith but I didn’t get the impression that she was saying a 15 month jail sentence is as “bad” or “worse” than parenting an autistic child.
People just came out with a short article stating “Teresa isn’t doing well”.
She’s “quiet” and came to the studio in separate car from Joe. Oh, the drama she will pull before she goes in!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
“Pack your knives” LOL! That guy is (A.) a nutt who needs his face smashed in or (B.) a nutt bravo producers puffed air into
Gotta say the worst thing Bravo did was bring Amber and Jim on this season. Disgusting people. Not seeing the relevance of Jac and Chris at all. Still scratching my head over that one. Rino is entertaining and much needed comic relief after all that crap with Jim. He definitely has a Napoleon complex, reminds me of my little dog when he sees a bigger dog. Douche.
Um, yeah! What did I miss? Why is Jac there?
I’m glad someone else likes Rino! Maybe he’s “too much” or plays to the cameras excessively, but he is generally a pretty upbeat, fun guy!
I really like him, too. I know several people who speak the he does, and it never gets old.
This is all I have to say about the episode:
The CANCER girl Amber, walking around smoking a cig saying I haven’t smoked since I got cancer is DISGUSTING!!! Yes, people make mistakes and I am sure some people smoke after CANCER and probably during CANCER…but you go on the show that you have made surviving cancer and smoke??? I used to smoke and its your business if you want to smoke. I’m not the cig police, but the moment I was told I had cancer laying in that hospital bed… Never even thought about it since.
I couldn’t even focus on the other nonsense they were up to. She and her little boy husband need to just go. Now.
The first part was the only entertaining part of this episode. Amber talking sooooooooooooooo sooooooooooooooo much about “The Cancer” then smoking, WTF? Amber chastising Jim and then off to the bedroom to giggle, WTF?
It really is all I can stomach to watch Jaq and Kathy. Can’t they AT LEAST find something to talk about besides Tre?
This in no way, shape, or form compares to scary island! Nice try Dina. I’m not a Tre fan in the least bit, but no way should she apologize to the twins. I think V.G. told her this rumor (or they made it up) when she found out the twins were joining the show. Yes Tre told Dina but she did say she only told her in case Amber said anything (ie. covered her ass). Everything hinged on Dina opening her mouth and of course she did. Dina is an idiot and was either played or was part of the little conspiracy. I see that Nicole is laying the foundation of why she and Bobby will brake up. Rino, I think was trying too hard to dismiss the rumor. I don’t like the way he comes across. Teresa’s is probably the smartest one on the show. To me this show is DOA. On to the Manzo’s . . .
I also thought it was weird Teressa reaction was weird when Jim said that I think he fucked your mom. I don’t believe that was the first they’ve heard that rumor. Idk though. Something is off about that whole situation.
Tre apologise for production bringing Gotti on the show to stir up shit? Dina is a fool. I’m starting to agree that Bobby may be nearly as shady as Jim. I guess that is why they were both such great friends.
To me…I think Bravo is trying so hard to hang on to these characters by adding on new ones and intermingling old used ones. They are holding on to old story lines while they attempt to make ( or make up) new ones. All in all this once beleivable show (in its table flipping days) is nothing but a big ole mess. I absolutely do not think that Tre has ANYTHING to apologize for. How come nobody is calling out the originator of the rumor VG? I think we know the answer to that one.
Ha ha “I think we know the answer to that one”!
maybe because Victoria Gotti is not on the show? Seems odd one of the twins referred to her has VG. Where is Kim D., when you need a fashion show to hash all this crap out?
.Glad you agree. I also thought it was strange that Nicole was not as upset as Teresa. Of course she is taking a hit on her mother and husband but I don’t know . . .
Sorry this comment was directed to Faith. I posted in the wrong place.
I abhor this season, and I don’t care how gross Jim is…Bobby creme de la sleaze. He is as fake as his horse teeth.
I agree with you about Bobby. I find him so repulsive in both his looks and his behavior. I don’t get how he can even be a gigolo with that face. Of course he’s got money so that will buy you anything or anyone.
Bobby is my type physically. But he lost me when he hid in the bathroom. The whole attraction to the big tall man goes out the window when they don’t protect their woman, much less hiding in the bathroom…
On Mon, Oct 6, 2014 at 12:51 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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There were a few things in this episode that rang my bell, but the top 2 are comments in particular made by Amber and Jim as they were packing their stuff to leave. One was Amber saying something like “They are going to kick me out for something my husband did? That’s not fair!!!” Ummm…if they had kicked Jim out and allowed her to stay, would she have? I don’t know how else to read that? The second was Jim yelling “they’re hypocrites! They’re hypocrites!!!” About what…? It was just bizarre when he got up the next day and acted like nothing was wrong, and Amber vowed to “make it right” within a few hours before they all went to the yacht, like it was going to be that easy. They’re so over the top it’s hard to believe they’re not acting, but I also don’t believe that they can act this well.
I thought that was bizarre too! I was under the impression that marriage made you a team, for better or for worse. Getting kicked out of Florida or not. Sorry your husband sucks, Amber, but you’ve gotta go down with that ship when he runs his mouth.
Jim claims Amber begged him to be on the show because she wants to be an actress and celebrity, I am assuming she would have tried to make it right with the group so they would accept her without Jim so she could still be on camera.
I can’t stand Amber & Jim. With that being said this season would be a total snooze fest if they weren’t on. The NJ show has really been going down. I think I fell asleep when Jac was on her “date” with her husband talking about living within their means….ummmmmm anyway. Get her outta there she brings this show down.
The twins are a total nut job, Dina did nothing wrong, told no one, and none of these ladies were gossiping. The info was taken straight to the source and Teressssa shut it down.
Having family members surviving cancer, I was totally shocked to see amber smoking. Especially when she refused to go on the trip in the beginning because her results were inconclusive.
The scene in the bedroom with her husband where she is grabbing at him and kissing his face while telling him she is so mad at him because she wants to be friends with all these people that are so awful to her because all she wanted to do was celebrate being cancer free…while smoking…and while her husband terrorized everyone in the house.
They need therapy & I need therapy to explain why I continue to watch this train wreck
Bwahahahaha! “They need therapy & I need therapy to explain why I continue to watch this train wreck.”
Some hilarious comments tonight!
They should bring back that prostitution who’re back. It might make this show a bit more fun.
rumor has it she is not doing so well. Seems to be “on something” allegedly.
On Sun, Oct 5, 2014 at 11:50 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I always thought she seemed sort of strung out, even when she was on the show. I always think of that GIF where she is staring into the camera and clapping in her talking head. She seemed very medicated. Sad for her daughters if she is not well. She did really seem to be a good mom on the show.
I did not think she was a good mom, talking to her daughters like they were her bff’s about all her problems. Smh. I thought she was a psychopath or something. She was most definitely “off”.
“Jim goes to pack his pink sequins dress” LMAO It would look good on him with his white hairy legs …
I think Jim is more like the Roman Catholic school girl uniform. Granny panties, knee socks, and little plaid skirt.
They should bring back that prostitution whore back. It might make this show a bit more fun.
This was the 1st show that I noticed Ambers tag line. Even her tag line screams, “the cancer.”
Perhaps Amber smoked that cig to set up another cancer scare plotline. The Cancer–seems to be Jim! Can she get him removed?
In my 51 years on this plant, I have learned a couple of things. One of them is: never say anything in private that you are not willing to defend in public. It may be helpful to Tre and Amber to learn what what this means.
Good one! Also, I try not to say anything about anyone that I would not say to their face.
The big line for the night, spoken by Tre….I feel safe and loved by Joe.
SMH.
I had noticed a pause when Tre said it, like, “I feel safe…..and loved by Joe.” Ooof.
Or how about Milania’s response when Tre asked if she and Joe would be missed when they stayed overnight in NYC and the girls were staying with the grandparents? It was something like, “Why would I miss you? I see you two every day!” Double oof.
Totally on the same page about fast forwarding through the Jacqueline scenes. My husband was like “you’re missing your show” when I was going through them. When I explained to him that I didn’t want to watch this part, you would have thought it was Christmas he was so excited to be getting out of watching some of this show.
I am also dumbfounded that they keep doing exterior shots for her and Kathy! I live an hour from these people and I can attest to the fact that it DID NOT look like that in January of last year. It was an arctic tundra on the East Coast until March – as you can see in all of the actual housewives scenes.
Wow. I fast forwarded them too. They are dry and boring, and need to be off the show. Chris and Jac are blah their story line needs to be removed as well. The three of them should be replaced with more footage of Milania. Jim is corney and he knows it so being an asshole is his defense mechanism, and Amber has Stockholm syndrome. I cant imagine how he talks to her behind doors..
I just cannot take the twins. Between the horrific wardrobes, nasally tones, desperate need for relevance-I wish they would just GO. Andy could have done better.
TT – ‘rusty’ stripper? I thought he said a ‘Russian’ stripper. Rusty is funnier.
I know. Went he is drunk and all in a lather I can’t understand half of what he says…:)
On Mon, Oct 6, 2014 at 10:21 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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And now, viewers, over to Jacqueline with the Gloom Report. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I know right. The editing of the show is so awkward when all of a sudden a jacq scene starts. Knowing that the scenes where filmed completely out of sequence doesn’t help either. Jacq needs to head over to the Manzo show and never come back. Hopefully she is more positive and fun over there. Sick of the doom and gloom.
The scene with Jac and Kathy was almost a repeat of last week just switching out dessert for salad. The producers must be as stupid as the cast to think those two in any way enhanced the season.
I have also always thought the twins acted like the Rino/Santa story was not news. I feel Rino’s denial seems evasive than sincere. Bobby has to be a jerk himself to be Jim’s BF for years. I am assuming Jim’s remark about hypocrites is because he doesn’t see himself as any worse than the crap he knows the others in the group have pulled. He is probably right, but you don’t bring it up on a tv show because you are irritated at them. Nicole just seems blind and desperate where Bobby is concerned.
Teresa seems to be going through the motions and a total pawn this season. I can’t say I’d blame her if she is swallowing something to help her cope with reality, especially now, post sentencing.
It says a lot about the season when in post production the editors say…you know what? We don’t have enough here. Actually, footage of Jac and Kathy eating a salad would be more interesting. Somebody swing by someplace and grab some salads and take them to Kathy. Someone call Jac and tell her we are coming over to her house She’s already filming for Manzoed today so she’s already in makeup. Now go!
On Mon, Oct 6, 2014 at 12:26 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’ll be glad when the reunion is over so I can stop watching this show. I’m the sort of person who must finish a book even though I can’t stand the plot or the characters, so I am forcing myself to finish this season. Tamara’s recaps are so much more enjoyable than the actual show. Thank you, Tamara.
Only three things caught my attention this week:
1. Bobby is definitely much more enamored with Joe Gorga than he ever is with Nicole.
2. I found it ironic that Rino said he could not be in the same room with Jim. Yet he was the one who started the castigation of Jim because Jim said he could not be in the same room with Joe Giudice. Seems all the new men are just a bit too precious.
3. And the most disturbing of all: If ever a child should not be allowed anywhere near a small animal it is Milania!! At first I was just cringing, then holding my breath, then screaming at the TV for someone to rescue that puppy and take it away from her. That’s the second show where Milania has been tormenting the poor puppy. It’s just too much. This is a case for ALF!!
Re: Teresa apologizing to the twins. Teresa repeated the ‘bang’ hears round the world, on camera, so I think she should, at least, say that she’s sorry for not stopping VGotti in her tracks and for caving in to Bravo’s deman to repeat it to Dina on camera. JMO
Shit, I meant bang ‘heard’.
Jim is not half as smart as he thinks he is. He thinks he’s bringing “reality gold,” but he forgets he’s a husband, not a real housewife and no one cares to hear a man trash talk another woman, especially if that woman is a grandma. And Amber gets no pass from me. She and Jim plotted out the entire scenario, which was obvious by the bad acting in the bedroom. BTW, the interior of that house was nearly as hideously decorated as RHOM’s winter chalet.
TT, you on the other hand, continue to spin gold out of this brass monkey week after week.
Jim said to Teresssa that “your husband tried to (bleep) Gotti, so he could be a wannabe gangster … and the Russian stripper that he was banging in between.” Nicole replied “Do you think he didn’t date a stripper?” What was she hell was trying to say??
Bobby drank too much trying to keep up with Joe. I thought it was sweet when Nicole tries to cover for him at dinner by saying that he was sick because of food poisoning from something he ate on the boat.
It struck me that Dina said that Bobby just wants to hang out with the cool kids as though he is not into Nicole. Funny, that is basically what Jim said too. Damn you Bobby for once again making me agree with NJ Housewife Jim! Arghhhhh
Only Bobby is stupid enough to make Jim look like ‘the reasonable guy’. He really messed up. Running from the cameras never works out, just ask Tamra.
I’m more of the silent reader/non-commenter type, but I would just like to thank TT for pointing out the blame game the Laurita’s are playing. I cannot believe they are pinning their financial shortcomings and poor investments on their autistic son. What is even more astonishing is the fact that Jacqueline seems to be looking for a pat on the back for now deciding to live within her means. The self righteousness and egotistical behavior of some of these people is truly quite jarring.
Not to defend Amber, but she took a bunch of crap for telling Melissa about Nicole “breaking up a marriage”. I see no difference between that, and Tre telling Dina what VG told her and Amber. The twins are just koo-koo crazy about any rumor being repeated, even between good friends with good intentions.
Therefore, Tre should have to get on her knees and apologize like Amber had too, in the opinion of the twins. I dont agree, just stating where Dina’s coming from. I wouldnt mind at all two of my besties talking about rumors they heard about me. But I would want them to tell me so we could laugh about them. : )