It’s time to tune in to RHONJ and find out how long Jim Marchese lasts in Florida before (hopefully) being thrown out in his pointy little head.
We’re back in Florida and everyone is drunk. Bobby confronts Jim over the rumor he is putting out that Bobby has another girlfriend. Jim says he say pictures of her in red lingerie. Bobby storms off again ranting that Jim is a lying sack of shit. He needs to stay with his woman or bring her up to their room with him. No man should leave their spouse around Jim Marchese. Amber is drunk and smoking and crying. Amber is having a full on drunken meltdown because Jim ruined everything. Teressssa says that Jim is a classic example of Napoleon complex. The truth hurts so he starts attacking Rino saying the he tried to fuck Victoria Gotti, he slept with some rusty stripper… Teressa says,”Do you really think he fucked a stripper?” Jim says, “No, but I think he fucked your mom!” Awkward silence. Mouths drop. Joe Gorga tells Jim to go to bed. He minds him and giggles his way up the stairs. Amber goes up after him and Jim starts mistranslating a latin quote to explain his behavior that quote is historically tied to….wait for it…..wait for it….Napoleon Bonaparte. You can’t make this shit up.
Teresssssa wants to leave the house and go stay with Rino who is at their summer house five minutes away. Jim gets up to make breakfast for everyone like he does at home. Melissa thinks they should all go home. Everyone is upset with Jim. Jim is acting like his behavior was not big deal and basically says that Teresssa started it. Dina comes out and tells Amber and Jim she wants them to leave. Jim goes to pack his pink sequins dress. Amber cries and plays the cancer card. I have finally seen Amber’s horrific white eyeliner. Did she see herself in the mirror when that was put on? Jim and Amber sit on the curb waiting for a car as Amber cries and talks about everyone else being “awful people.” I cannot believe how deluded she is. BTW, according to Bobby, it was production that sent them home. I get the feeling everyone was going to leave if they did not.
OMG. I am glad I am behind so I can fast forward through Jacqueline.
So back on the yacht, things look fantastic. Tons of food and alcoholic beverages and hot tubs. Somebody needs to tell Bobby he is burning.
Dina and Nicole talk about Bobby’s lack of support. Dina doesn’t trust Bobby. Bobby and Joe jump off the boat into the water. Bobby seems more interested in Joe Gorga than Nicole.
Back in Jersey, Jac is pretending like she wants to be friends with Tre again. Sadly I am caught up to speed and have no more fast forward room. Meanwhile, Tre and Juicy are having a fancy night out on the town staying at The Carlton. Since the hotel name was shown, we can assume it was comped in exchange for promotion. The talking heads Tre does in the pink dress are the most recent ones filmed in post production. She is wearing a lot of jewelry including a diamond wedding band, two bracelets and diamond earrings.
It’s dinner time in Florida. Bobby was over-served on the yacht and is passed out. Melissa and Joe are so far the only one to make it to the table. Dina arrives looking beautiful followed by Nicole. Rino and Teressa pull up in the driveway to come to dinner.
Chris and Jac talk about having to downsize. They blame it on Nick instead of their business problems and lawsuits.
Back at dinner Rino talks about what a rough day and night Teressssa had. She was upset that everyone knew about the rumor and talked behind her back. Um, Dina tried to tell her more than once and Teresssssa shut her down. Bobby makes it to the end of dinner. Just in time to drink.
Next week: Dina thinks Tre should apologize to the twins. Um, do you?