Oh Bravo, You Never Fail to Disappoint.
Our favorite misogynist, Andy Cohen will deign to venture to New Jersey tomorrow to film the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion. It is one of the most stressful days in the life of a RHO of Anywhere, so why not film it 72 hours after Teresa gets sentenced to a 15 months in the penitentiary?
I love the above picture. Andy is practicing his “concerned” face. Teresa is practicing he serious face. And Juicy is all laid back and just happy to be there.
But that is not all just over 24 hours after Teresa and Joe were sentenced to 15 and 41 months respectively in the pokey, Andrew had them in the clubhouse to interview them for Watch What Happens Live on Monday night. On his twitter he mentioned he interviewed them for several hours. It is hard to tell whether we will get an hour show or just a half hour based on the current setting on my cable guide. You would think this would get at least a full hour.
As for the reunion filming tomorrow, despite speculation that this WWHL episode is in place of the reunion for them so that they don’t have to go through all the drama, Teresa and Joe will be there. The reunion this year is mostly going to be focused on the little shitweasel and the husbands. There were rumors that Jim was not welcome at the reunion. He is tweeting he is going. I can’t see Andy banning him from the reunion. Andy loves a scumbucket and he found the biggest one ever. Frankly, it would not surprise me if Jim gets the ass beating we all expect. That would be good TV and Andy would be thrilled. Um, I mean very concerned about the physical violence.
I’m having trouble figuring out how many episodes there are this season. Tomorrow’s show is the 12th. It looks like this is going to be a short season.
What do you think will go down at the reunion tomorrow? Will the husbands steal the show? They all seem to have a heaping helping of attention whore in them. Will they all gang up on Jim? Or will we all be sorely disappointed in the final product.
Oh yeah… I think the hubbies are going to be a huge part of the reunion this year. At least I hope so. Hell, they’re the ones that brought most of the drama. The women have been pretty lame this year and quite uninteresting imo. The only thing that was interesting about the new cast members is how annoying they are. The old ones added nothing.
Me too! I think the husband’s will get the lions share of attention.
Maybe we will get the first murder? Teresa goes anti-(pasta) postal.
Then Nene will start a rumor she is taking Andy’s place in the clubhouse.
Andy Cohen and his Housewives franchise are getting a little too “ratchet” for my taste. He is overly exploiting these people. When is enough enough? I’m over these shows now. I used to love them but they’re becoming as ridiculous as what I hear about the VH1 reality shows (which I definitely don’t watch). I won’t be tuning in to the latest season of RHOA either. It’s way too wacky and sad. Nene, girl LEAVE this nut house and I hope you’ve saved your coins.
Word!
Teresa must be livid beyond belief at Andy and Bravo for forcing her to give them that interview, when she could have sold it for big bucks to a tabloid show. Imagine the screaming, throwing tantrums going on at their “house”. Meanwhile, poor Gia is still tweeting, and her parents don’t have the sense or the compassion to put a stop to it.
were they forced into doing the interview?
and why should Teresa/Joe put a stop to Gia being on Twitter?
What is Gia tweeting???
She was paid for the interview. It was part of her contract negotiations. Bravo OWNS the housewives. They signed their souls away the moment they signed on to the show. Interviews, businesses…copyrights, book deals, wines, they own a piece of all of it.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 3:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Yikes, I was wondering. It’s probably like American Idol…I remember at least one finalist withdrawing bc he didn’t want the show to own the rest of his life. I’m sure when Teresa and Andy signed that contract, they had no idea what a gold mine it would turn out to be. Otherwise they could have sold the 1st interview for A LOT of money. Makes me think Tre and Joe will phone it in during the interview and answer in one-syllable answers mixed with “our lawyers advised us not to comment on that” (as per usual). I can’t wait to see it but am trying to keep my hopes low! I wonder if Andy has interview access rights through her sentencing….I keep thinking about seeing her with no makeup and cornrows as someone else commented…
Since their case is done, i don’t think that the “my lawyer told me not to comment” should apply anymore.
It doesn’t. It’s all over now. They no longer have lawyers…
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 11:05 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Does that include Carols book(s)?
I doubt it, her first book was already out therefore would be pre selling soul to the devil property. And she’s smart enough to make it a part of her contract going in that her copyrights are her own and Bravo has no rights to them.
Plus she is either Jewish or Jewish Adjacent or Andy just treats her like she is Jewish. She’s an official princess and Andy would do anything to get her to sign on.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 9:32 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Andy Cohen the new Mephistopholes. Sell your soul to the devil for fame.
I wouldn’t be surprised to see at least one interview done behind bars too.
The husbands will play a big part at the reunion, BUT I think Dina is going to take a little beating. I think she’s going to be called out about her being so “zen” and “not wanting drama”.
On another note while Teresa is serving her time if bravo wanted to do any filming with Joe and the girls is that permitted? Did they lay out guidelines to that, TT?
Your question as to whether Joe and the girls can be permitted to film during Teresa’s ‘college away time’ is actually a really good one. I have been sitting here at the computer asking myself: would that be a good idea with reference to all the individuals concerned and … would I watch? I would probably watch but feel really uneasy about it — at first. (These reality shows can insidiously stretch one’s moral parameters in such a manner that one’s moral compass has changed direction without one even being aware of it [a lot of ‘ones’ here — sorry — am tired].) I hope that you get a knowledgeable response to your question.
Silly comment from me: don’t be sorry for your “one’s”. Technically it’s proper grammar! (As opposed to “you”, “your”, etc.) So good job!
Just FYI!
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Teresa will be in prison during season 7’s contract period. If there is a season 7. If Bravo wants Joe and the kids, he will have to negotiate a contract with Bravo. That has never been done with a husband before…it’s uncharted territory. I’m not sure Joe would want to fool with it during his last year before the slammer.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 3:43 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Gotcha! Thanks for the info!
Wow, that’s a fascinating thing to consider. Never imagined Joe & girls filming while Tre is in jail, but it would be great tv.
I think it would be interesting to see Joe on as a housewife. They’ve already put their and their children’s personal life on display, why not show the world how you cope with mom in prison. Plus, we all know he could he the paycheck.
That would be beyond cruel to tape with their Dad while their Mother is in prison! I hope this isn’t even being considered!
Dallasmom:
Consider it the other way around: don’t you think they’d definitely film with Joe away in prison? Would that seem beyond cruel?
I don’t know about the moral questions, after all, they’ve been filming their “plight” up to this point. Remember the scene where Gia starts crying with Teresa in the kitchen?
@ BH I do get your point, and I know they need the money….it is just sad for the kids to whored out so their parents can pay fines etc.
Teresa can give the interview w/ Andy and then give a real sob story to a Tabloid.
Does their wwhl interview warrant another paycheck? Or is it something they have to do while under rhoa contract? It seems like they could have landed a much bigger interview that would’ve come with a fat paycheck
The interview was negotiated in Teresa’s Bravo contract for season six. Bravo was given exclusive rights to the first interview. Normally WWHL is an unpaid appearance (they cover air fare, hotel, small per diem but no appearance fee.) Since the sentencing was known when the contracts were signed, it was included as a paid appearance. Joe may have even been paid for this one. Or it could have just been “included in” Teresa’s like anything else househusband related.
Will the little shitweasle say he was instrumental in putting away the Guidices at the reunion d’ya think?
Of course he will… Also he is personally selecting the guards and planning their meals.,he will also be their probation officer. Cancer Amber will be joe’s nanny while Tre is away.
Amazing how The Cancer washed away all their sins. Thought of you last night. I made bahn mis for dinner. Kind of like a sub.
I am going to look up what that is. I am doing the pears tomorrow!
I really hope Jims past is brought up on the reunion and it would be lovely if Amber is asked as a CANCER survivor how she justifies that in her head. Because I seriously want to know that answer.
And lets not forget he will also oversee Joe’s deportation as well.
undoubtedly. If Andrew knew how to do these things his first question to Jim would be, “So Shitweasel, what was your role in the prosecution of the Giudices?”
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 3:55 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh I would love that! I wish Andy would do a lot less tip toeing at these reunions. He needs to come in guns a blazin’.
Seriously wouldn’t that be the BEST moment???
Then maybe they could surprise Jim with some of the people affected by his cancer med scam? I really do want him cornered about all that.
Well I think he is going to have an additional job as a consultant to the bureau of prisons too.
These comments are killing me! Hilarious! God, Amber and “the cancer”, Jim… God he is seriously beyond words.
I don’t think Dina realises that Zen is a religion. Buddhism has different sects like Christians. She does not practice Zen or any other Buddhist sect. The era of housewives should come to an end.
That is correct! I wonder if people that practice their faith are offended by her? We are catholic (well very lapsed Catholics) but our 19 yr old son started studying Buddism about 7 or 8 months ago, it’s very interesting.
I am a zen Buddhist but I’m not bothered by it. Our whole thing is what is, is. We aim to not judge but just be. I try to move beyond getting bothered by things like that (not that I don’t get caught up but I’ve been practicing for 2 years and meditate every day for 1 hr and I am a much more present, chill person).
YOU MEDITATE EVERY DAY FOR AN HOUR? Seven minutes feels like seven years to me. lol
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 5:53 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I think I must not know how to meditate… My mind just runs at full throttle at all times. And I try, my kid when he’s staying at home from school tries to get me to do it.. I try I just fail miserably lol
Probably why I have insomnia too.
Oprah and Deepak due the 21 day meditation where they email you a link to a video/audio thingy each day. I always sign up. I might get around to doing three. I am usually thinking about the fact that I might have missed the “light gong” that lets you know you can stop. I’m like…was that it? Am I done yet? Which is sort of being in the moment. Right? RIGHT?
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 6:21 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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TT that cracked me up!!! But if you’re waiting to know if the time is up then you are concentrating on something else right???
Whe I try, and I do really try, I just think the MOST random and inappropriate things.
Melissa, when I first started meditating, 5 min felt like an ETERNITY and I couldnt stop my mind from racing either. That’s normal.
I started with guided meditations on the internet to help me focus because I would think of the laundry..dry cleaning. Now, I am up to 45 min and I enjoy it (never thought I would say that). And, it has stopped my insomnia and I find myself much calmer and happier. Dont give up!
Well Josie maybe I will try again. I’ll look up what TT talked about with Oprah and look around for other sites. My son swears by it.
I mean I literally think of everything, or my phone will make a noise and I’m like.. I should get up and check it… And then, well that’s the end of that lol
LMAO – you all hit a nerve with me with the meditation! I have heard SO much about the good it can do, it makes sense to me logically, twice I have even declared a commitment to meditating twice a day for 2-3 weeks. But I trim the time back day after day, miss sessions, cut it short… I just suck at it. I have read books, tried guided meditation online and in person, etc. but I can’t stop my brain from racing. And as Melissa said, it races on the most inappropriate and upsetting things I can think of! Unfortunately I think it’s tougher when you have had a significant recent trauma…it’s one thing to find your happy place when you’re stressed at work or with your little kids and another when you are experiencing untimely death or serious trauma in your inner circle. And I also have insomnia; I use my meditation tricks to help me but sometimes nothing works. 🙁 I welcome suggestions. 🙂
I forgot recommend trying “getting in the gap” by Wayne Dyer. It’s pretty cool once you start getting in the gap. It’s a really small book that comes with a CD, but it’s really all about the CD. I don’t think I ever even opened the book. You can get it really cheap used on Amazon. Just make sure the description says that the CD is included.
Sorry, that was supposed to say I HIGHLY recommend…
I use Swype on my phone, and sometimes it’s word recognition is way off.
Oh Lori, you are not supposed to really recommend anyone but me! Sigh.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 11:12 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Haha yes I meditate for an hr a day, but that doesn’t mean my mind is clear the whole time. I commit to the time slot and do my best. My boyfriend has been practicing for 5 years and he only in the past few months has reached a point where he’s able to direct thoughts immediately away. I highly recommend it. Even though I’m far from perfect in my practice it has improved my life all around. I sleep better, have lower anxiety and depression (used to be a huge huge issue for me) and I’ve done two half marathons and am training for my first marathon. I used to hate running but now my mind is much more focused so I’m able to clear it and not think “why am I doing this?” The whole time. I really think it was the keystone to changing my life for the better. It hasn’t cured me of housewives or my dislike for Brandi though, so there’s that.
Oh and if you are having a hard time getting into practice and it’s something you really want to do I would suggest going to a temple. They will correct your posture and give you great advice for your specific challenges.
I thought Buddists did not attach themselves to stuff. That Zen was achieved by the absence of strong emotions. Namaste bitches sounds like the antithesis of Zen.
I could actually see my sensei saying that. There is a lot of humor in the practice. But namaste is actually Hindu derivative although a lot if the ideas overlap
I have a question, with 15 months sentence will really only have to serve half that? In my state the prisons are over crowded so they usually let people out early…
They are going to a federal prision.
Teresa is going to Federal prison. She will be serving 85% of her sentence which is just under 13 months. Federal prisons don’t play that overcrowded thing like state prisons do.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 4:19 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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You are sounding like a broken record Tamara! Maybe a taser is in order for those who do do their homework?
Meh, it’s a beautiful day and I am less cranky than usual. Oh! Time to go buy wine! Where did the day go?
Thank you, I have been wondering. I will do better research before my next question. I usually only comment on the blacklist recaps…
I stopped watching and I caught part of 2 shows on a rerun. I despise liars and Teresa has lied constantly.
Only NJHW I liked was Caroline so I had little interest in watching with her gone.
Same here ita when the sensible lady Caroline left its a zoo now.
Soon we will get her new show on bravo in Canada I will wait for it.
I like reading here at TT she has the real scoop on these and other shows ( BB 16) I’m so glad I found this great blog ! Thank you TT.
Thank you Kiki!
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 5:01 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I agree, don’t remember how I got here, but so glad I found TT! I have always been very critical of blogs, as so many are annoying, uninformed, etc. TT is my only one and I look forward to it every day!!! NEVER thought I’d say something like that! I also hate reading comments on blogs and the internet in general EXCEPT here!!! We have our disagreements but generally a cool set of readers/commenters. TT is hilarious, and I love that she’s attracted a group of people with the best sense of humor!
Thanks TT!
BH Wannabe more like sick sense of humor.
I will assume it will be all guys fighting. Like or hate Tre and Joe it will be sad looking at them. I wonder if Tre has figured out why this is happening to her? Hope Andy asks her that question.
Myinfo, I take that to mean ” All our (mafia-esque) friends do it all the time and THEY didn’t get caught.”
These shows really do bring out the worst in people. If its true that Bobby and Jim have been friends for like 10 years and it all unraveled over the course of a few weeks, just for the sake of television, that’s fucking sad.
Twilly, yes these shows, this show in particular has become very sad to watch.
When a reality show takes me into their lives I expect to get to know these people on a real level. When they are being real there is nothing there. Just over dressed women trying to be something other than what they really are.
Teresa can cook but her mom did a lot of her books, without credit. Tre had a writer for her Bravo blog then she didn’t bother to read the blog or look up what the words meant. That was a moment caught on a reunion show.
All of the women except Caroline and Kathy were fake. Say what you want about them but they are what you see.
I like TT a lot and will continue reading but Im done with all but the NY franchise.
every1 Have your comments always stayed in moderation or is this a new thing? I’m trying to solve the problem but so far no luck.
Okay I think I found it. Hope it works.
That picture of Andy is definitely one of his finer professional “concerned” mugs. He might even fake out some of the folks. Teresa dressed down and isn’t wearing her rings. Glad she finally got the memo. Joe appears to be rolling with the flow, and I have to admit, I kinda like him for it.
I wish Judge Salashad asked to look at Tre’s jewelry in court that day.
I’m thinking she hocked the stuff and got cubic zirconia replacements.
Maybe all her jewelry was fake anyway. That would not surprise me at all.
I did not see a big fancy purse in court. Maybe she DID learn something!
When I set the DVR, the guide asked me if I would like to set the recorder for extra if the show runs overtime.
That was very nice of it.
Gotta love directv
Cat has been having technical difficulties. I am trying to get her back here ASAP. She’s hard to reach at the moment.
I used to like to watch all the Real Housewives shows because it helped take my mind off the chronic pain of my illnesses. But now I feel dirty and shameful, like I need to take a shower and go to confession afterwards. This feeling is especially disgusting after watching these to cuntsatchels lie, steal and cheat. The fun is gone. Game over. Get off of my tv.
I need a new guilty pleasure. I tried Honey Boo Boo, but the family, despite all their wierdness is too nice.
Chronic illness is a bitch. Hope you are holding stable, but I know nothing could ever be as bad as Amber’s The Cancer.
I need something new too. Just good old fashioned mindless entertainment.
And we should all keep our mouths shut about any problems we have because THE Amber had THE cancer. How dare we?
LOL! Ambuh probably hasn’t suffered as much as she’d have us believe. Oh wait…she’s married to Jimbo. Eck!
Don’t you dare suggest anything could be worse than THE CANCER.
I have stage IV chronic renal failure and pulmonary hypertension, but trust me it’s not as bad as The Cancer. It doesn’t define me. This is really tacky of me, but I sometimes think The Cancer is the highpoint in Amber’s life and she’s hoping for a relapse.
Oh honey, I’m sorry to hear that. XOXO.
I had an episode whee I was hospitalized for dialysis, but after that I am able to do with out. Lots of pills and watch the diet, but I can still complain about it. As for the PH, I was told to get my affairs in order in 1997, and I am still alive. I wanted to se my son graduate from HS and saw him graduate from college. I am proof prayer works.
xoxo
On Mon, Oct 6, 2014 at 8:27 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Hi mixedupchile. I just wanted to give a shout out to you to let you know that you’re not alone here with the chronic, painful illnesses. I too suffer from a few. Pain is my constant companion. Always nice to meet a fellow warrior.
There seems to be a bunch of us with chronic illnesses. I thank God I am alive to complain about it and that I have medicare.
I love all y’all. And *wish for sunny painfree days for all of you. I have no idea why the italics are happening..*
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 11:04 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Thanks so very much Lori. Sorry to hear you’re in the same boat as I am, fellow warrior! Strength to you!
Lori and MixedUp — I am sending y’all so much love and wishes for comfort and joy.I hope something beautiful happens for both of you every day.
Thank you all so much for the kind words. Means the world to me. xoxo
How are you doing now, Lori. I’m having an energy crisis…don’t have any.
Thanks for thinking of me! That’s so sweet. I’m sorry to hear that you’re havinga hard time. I’m pretty much in the same boat. I seem to do a lot worse in the warmer months. Exhaustion and pain are of the charts lately. I recently had a pretty good month which had me soooo happy. My mind started going into denial like “Maybe this is gonna stick!” Lol Then it came back with a vengeance as of to say “yeah right silly girl”. Naturally I’m pretty depressed and disheartened right about now because of it. I have barely gotten out of bed all day. What else is up with you?
I really hope Jim gets nailed. However, I’m not hopeful as the guys this season haven’t been on point with taking him down he way he needs to be. I hope they are on it because we know Andy won’t be!
“Just when i thought i was out …they ll me back in!” – Michael Corleone, “The Godfather, Part III” (1990)
Sad to say, that is my sentiment about viewing certain BRAVO programming, which is associated with Andy Cohen, due to his tendency to pepper his “Real Housewives of …” casts with women who manifest ‘rachet’, or crazy nasty, behavior, which, though it doeis acceptable not I personally suspect may stem from his fundamental dislike of common, or non-celebrity, American women.
I consciously resolved to limit my viewing after I saw BRAVO’s broadcast of Porsha Williams’ criminal physical assault, which was followed by Phaedra Parks’ vile verbal assault upon Kenya Moore. While I am not a particularly sensitive man, what Cohen filmed and BRAVO televised was so gutter level, I am offended that Cohen and BRAVO would think that I would find the aforementioned in any way, shape or form entertaining. Furthermore, it doesn’t take particularly keen insight to note that the programming affirmed to certain female and male viewers that Williams’ and Moore’s vile conduct and violent behavior was justifiable, and was viewed as an acceptable solution to resolve conflict between Williams and Parks, versus Moore.
Anyway, I will make an exception to watch the Giudice interview, since they’re about to pay for their rachet conduct, and I am interested to determine if they truly regret their criminal conduct beyond their Federal conviction and having to go to prison for their criminal deception and deeds. We will see! ☺
Tasos, watch for Andy to call Teresa “sweetie” that’s his tell for condescension. “Oh Sweetie” comes right out of his mouth we he is laughing at one of his guests on the inside.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 8:31 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Now I am here trying to think back at who he has called a sweetie. I want it to be Brandi or Lisavanderpump or someone we would not suspect. I can only picture him saying it to a one season housewife or to one of the ATL housewives as a sort of combination condescending/racist remark.
Never Vanderpump… It’s probably in one or six of these http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/?s=WWHL but I CRS and I need to get a post done. 🙂
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 9:12 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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My husband calls CRS Anheisers
Please slap your husband for me. TIA.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 10:39 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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OMG, T! I just read your January 2014 “Love Letter to Andy Cohen”, and was struck by your “… So Andrew, here is what I need from you to continue with our relationship. I need shows that don’t exploit women. I need things to go back to the way things were when we met. Roble & Co. is a good example of what I am looking for. Jasmine Ali is the most refreshing thing you have brought into our relationship in a long time. She’s healthy and organic and makes me feel good about myself…”
You said it all, Tamara, and I agree with you about Andrew’s use of the term “sweetie”, which, absent of warmth and genuine affection, is subjugating, and frankly his use also is kinda creeper-ish… and the dude really loves himself. The best universal service that he could do the ‘housewife!’ franchise is to allow someone else moderate the union. That alone could affect what goes on before reunions, with the cast knowing that no matter whatever BS they pull, the moderator will call their and even their huzbandz on the carpet. No sucking up, no drama, no diva attempts to attact the moderator to distract from discussion of what the housewife pulled, she (or he) will be called on to answer for her/him self. The person that I believe can do it is Tabatha Coffey.
OMG Tabitha would be PERFECT!
And yes I have been trying to quit Andy for years. I have horrid taste in straight me. But I know some fabulous gay ones!
For anyone wondering… my love letter to Andrew is here.. http://s17948.p858.sites.pressdns.com/2012/01/18/a-love-letter-to-andy-cohen/
Tasos, SO many good points!
Tabatha wouldn’t stand for that shit. Hell no, you better answer her and ANSWER THE QUESTION SHE ASKED, and no one would dare physically attack another (which should be the case anyways, but not on Bravo.)
…And how about not using half the airtime playing flashbacks. Really unnecessary ones, like Vicki crying as Briana and her family drive away. Stupid use of time.
Oops little bit of a rant there!
Andy has drunk his own koolaid. He is the definitive famewhore. When he does the 3 things he is obsessed about, I wait for him to say me, myself, and I.
ROFLMAO True! The dude loves himself above and beyond norm (and Norm is getting sick of Andy’s shyt, quick).
I’m expecting another disappointing reunion show. I thought that the OC reunion was going to be interesting after Tamra ran away screaming in Bali, but by reunion time it was dead boring. So, I expect NJ reunion to follow that pattern as well.
What would make it truly interesting is if Victoria Gotti made an appearance. After the season with the Melissa rumor, Kim D came on to clarify things, so why not Victoria?
Better yet, if Andy brought out Santa so she could confront/bitch slap Jim in person. I’m dreaming now, but what about Victoria and Santa both coming on? Then it would be Rino running away screaming.
I’m afraid Amber will try to take over the conversation and just talk about The Cancer. Maybe Dina will lose her Zen and bitchslap both Amber and Jim.
That would be awesome Shannah.
Rino and Bawbee would be fighting over the bathroom.
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. So true. But Rino will be out there thinking he is going to do a comedy act.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 10:24 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Something about Rino makes me think in a previous life he was a Boardwalk Barker.
None of those cretins will lay a finger on Jim. He’s the smartest of the bunch. He looks better than ever for trying to distance himself from the convicted felons.
Because he got out of his felonies by being a whistleblower? LOL the courts in so many states have him on high alert. This show will be his downfall. Mark my words, the Feds are already coming for Marchese. I may be working for the prosecution, so I’ve blocked him. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL. I’m going to love covering his cases from this day forward. I don’t have time to cover all the ones he has lost in the past. He is like the Sheree Whitfield of dragging folks to court. It’s funny.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 10:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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TT, there was a recent settlement from BOA for 17 Billion. Jim’s company, Mortgage Now, was listed as one of the litigants. Supposedly, this was the case that he was talking about to the Joe’s. Not a fan but wondering if there will be an update on that…
Are you being serious or sarcastic?
Please say sarcastic…
At what point is Bravo and Andy going to jump off the sinking Guidice ship? Teresa isn’t going to have the money to film anywhere they want to be, or have any stupid fans left to buy anything from her. Milania is going to be a real train wreck, she already needs serious help. This is not a situation Bravo wants anything to do with.
Oh you are so wrong. Bravo is LOVING this shit and will milk it for all they can before throwing the Giudices aside.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 10:59 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Bravo is considering shutting down filming for a year, according to the NY Daily News. There’s nothing to “milk”. The public is disgusted by these crooks.
When Martha Stewart came back after only 5 months in the Federal pen, she could not hold a network show again. She had a lot more fans and a lot more money than these 2 broke criminals.
Shitweasel just became my favorite word
And this is why I am here. To teach.
On Sat, Oct 4, 2014 at 11:16 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I’m disappointed about Andy getting the first interview. Im sure T&J have other paid interviews lined up after this one but Andy is not a journalist and not aggressive enough to ask the right questions like Barbara Walters or Matt Lauer. I wonder if bravo will get a cut of and money they make from doing those other interviews
Agreed. The hardest question he will ask is what designer are you wearing. Then again what journalist would interview them? I dont see Barbara Walters coming out of retirement to interview them. Crazy ass Nancy Grace would be great but you would have to be an idiot…..hmmm….lets hope they go on Nancy Grace!! ☺
I am strangely responsive to Joe as well. I always thought he was a funny laid back guy until all the stress of this “hell” hit him. I can remember him telling Teresa to not spend so much on some of the parties, but she was having none of that. His biggest problem may have been his inability to not put his foot down when it came to his wife. I believe it is like Caroline said, Joe would have been happy with his cigars, wine, and his family. Teresa needed so much more. Ohh, the choices we make…….
Yes, remember he said, “happy wife, happy life”, when she wanted a boob job. I agree wit yooz, regarding the Joe love.
At first, Andy Cohen reminded me of the nerdy Bar Mitzvah boys that I grew up with. Anxious to please while maintaining a superior attitude and an obnoxious sense of self. Jewish boys are often put on a pedestal and treated like little gods. I can say this because I am Jewish and am allowed to make these observations about my own people. As time went by, Andy became so full of himself but I forgave him because he outed himself early on and I thought he was brave. Those good feelings passed quickly as I realized that he truly hated women and being the king of the Housewives allowed him to show women at their very worst being the most annoying that they could be. Then violence was added to the mix which was encouraged by Andy making the women look even worse.
Andy is now a yenta with an agenda and just watching and listening to him makes me want to kick in my TV screen.
Joe and Teresa are either obligated contractually to appear on WWHL, they are stupid or listening to the wrong advisors (or all of the above) for appearing on this show. This will not help them in any way and based on past interviews with the Guidices, they will come out looking even more dishonest and dumb than when they first went in.
I probably won’t watch this travesty of a show but I do look forward to Tamara’s blog about it because her skills far exceed the nerdy Bar Mitzvah boy and the single digit IQ Guidices in every way. I look forward to reading what Tamara has to say and I’m sure that she will do the whole fiasco justice.
From one Jew to another, Andy is only holding a mirror up to American society as it stands today. Part of the reason our economy is in such a tailspin is due to the fact that we are all trying to live above our means. Look at all the people who bought homes they could not afford, people making $30k a year driving $60k cars, etc.
Joe and Teresa were in this mess long before Bravo came along. Appearing on Bravo is probably the only honest income these people have earned. I’m sure that Joe and Teresa had a lawyer review their yearly contract. I’m also sure that they are being paid very handsomely for all these appearances.
Joe and Teresa have lied, cheated, stolen, committed federal crimes humiliated their familes and placed their daughter’s emotional future in jeopardy, yet somehow this is Andy’s fault. If Andy is a misogynist, then what does that make all of us who keep tuning into these shows each week.
It’s like rubbernecking at the terrible car accident on the freeway. You are horrified, but can’t look away.
Yep!!! Andy will not ask the hard hitting questions and I’m not very hopeful that he will ask anything intriguing, but I’ll probably watch anyway….oh but TT, if only YOU were conducting the interview!!! LMAOOOOOOO!!! I would watch on pay per view to see how you would make Teresa and Joe’s faces contort as you slay them with questions of FACTUAL INFORMATION!!!!
#Dreaming
Why is she wearing “court” clothes to WWHL? Is that the uniform till she reports? Give me a break, please.
RHONJ is playing in the background while I am working. Teresa is doing her talking head with her diamond earrings in. Then a commercial for her interview with Andy. Same diamond earrings. She not however sporting her wedding ring on Andy’s show.
I wish Andy would say something catty like, “I just love those earrangs!” Teresa would probably respond with something stupid like “Oh thank you, Joe bought them for me a few years ago for my birthday! Two carats each!”
OMG I just paused on Teresa’s ring in the vision board scene. It looks A LOT like the ring she gave Gia in the previous episode. A LOT.
TT I thought that setting was too new to be an “heirloom” anyway. I do question if some of her jewelry is fake though.
What in the HELL made her do that scene anyway???
Eid Mubarak everyone! Here are the questions I would like Andy to ask: So Teresa and Joe, how does someone steal 5 million dollars and then find themselves 13 million dollars in the hole?” ; “Who will be filing the divorce petition first?”; “Exactly what did you say to the girls? Who blamed who or did you blame it on “because we are famous” thing?”; “Joe, being that you are an Italian Guido, do you think it is appropriate to dress a thirteen year old like a hooker and put her on public display? It’s not like Disney or Nick is knocking on your front door? There are child predators out there Joe.” (Go to true Gia on Twitter, look at the “twinning photo” and you will see what I’m talking about) Was it ok to say that Tamara? If not I’m sorry!
I believe Andy will ask them some hard hitting questions. He has to, the whole world is watching, and don’t want to see them softballed.
I’m sure all their intereviews will be next to useless, as their PR person will have rehearsed every possible hard question that could be asked, and coached them in a bland reply.
Andy did his utmost to get Teresa run off the show. That’s the whole reason he hired the Gorgas and Wakiles, to “get” Teresa. Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline willingly joined in, and there was a huge viewer backlash against the mob of them ganging up on Teresa. So that backfired, and she was more popular than ever. But her criminal acts erode that, and Joe was never popular.
Um… that is a very interesting perspective…
On Sun, Oct 5, 2014 at 3:21 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Jennifer, I don’t think you were watching the same program I was! LOL
Yes. It sure is………..
Andy tried to run Teresa off the show? I don’t see that at all, I always thought Andy kind of sucked up to Teresa….
I disagree. Teresa waas always the most interesting person on the show and the table flip insured her continuing appearances. I think that ndy LOVES, LOVES, LOVES Teresa for bringing high ratings to the show previous to this season. The Gorgas, Wakiles and Manzos just about ruined the show and were dull and ridiculous. Teresa is a dumb criminal but she’s an interesting one and who says that no one likes Joe Guidice? I think that many people do like him in a strange way. I like him despite what he’s done. There’s something about him that’s intriguing. Without Teresa and Joe that show will die.
For those of you who are interested, I reposted a DAMNING blind item revealed on Phaedra Parks today on the latest Phaedra thread.
Actually, you can’t post anything of the sort. In the future email would be better. But I got it, and made a post for it. Thanks.
On Sun, Oct 5, 2014 at 4:23 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Carole Radziwill’s maiden name was DiFalco…sounds Italian to me…not Jewish.
Doesn’t she look 15 years younger in that scene?
On Sun, Oct 5, 2014 at 9:46 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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