WOW! AN EMERGENCY GROUP MEETING! Now you know this will be a good episode! Dr. Jenn is all pissy with Nikki for being abusive to production. I really think they set Jenna up to take this role on and somehow Nikki just jumped up and did this all on her own! This is going to be just like a HOUSE MEETING! called by a disgruntled hamster on Big Brother. I bet Evel Dick is salivating just like we are.
Dr. Jenn goes in on Nikki in front of everyone for being a bitch about the cameras. Then she turns to Jenna and says that she is sabotaging Nikki and Juan Pablo’s relationship when she tells Nikki that being abusive to the camera people is acceptable. WTF? How dare you accuse a client of sabotaging someone else’s relationship by giving them a listening ear, you dumb fucking cuntsicle! Only Dr. Jenn used a lot more “fucks” in her discussion. Jenna tells Dr. Jenn she needs to take it down a notch because she is being disrespectful. Jenna is actually right by the way. Dr. Jenn says that when Jenna says to tell the camera man to suck a cock, it’s the same thing as telling her to suck a cock and telling the therapeutic process to suck a cock. WOW that was a stretch Dr. Jenn. I think this must not have happened “the next day” because Dr. Jenn is losing her mind. Jenna says well, what you just said felt like a fuck you! to me. Ya think? Because I’ve never met a shrink that curses and rants at their patients particularly in a group setting. If Dr. Jenn still has an actual license, she may not now. Dr. Jenn shuts up for a second and Jenna says, “You didn’t like that did you?” And more stunned silence. And now I am down the rabbit hole again and am on #TeamJenna That’s how bad what you just did on national TV was, Dr. Jenn. Jaysus.
This is the worst “group session” I have ever seen Dr. Jenn do. Dr. Jenn just said, “You’re still waiting for the final rose…..” Oh for fuck sake. Juan Pablo is crying. He is good at crying on cue. After Dr. Jenn curses out Nikki and Jenna she claims that this was some great work. She’s proud of Nikki. WTF was that? On what therapeutic paradigm do you bring in five couples to scream at two women? That is not group anything. That’s a spectator sport. I’ve actually run groups before and as the group leader, you only moderate and the group speaks. It is not about harassing people from a place of so-called authority in front of their peers. That was pretty horrific. Nikki was hunched over crying at the end. Then Nikki hugs Dr. Jenn and apologizes and Dr. Jenn forgives her? ARGH. Nikki was humiliated and embarrassed and immediately apologizes to everyone for “getting them all called into the principal’s office.” It really was like the teacher punishing the whole class with no recess for on kid’s dipshittery.
Deena says she is afraid of Dr. Jenn now. Treach says Jenna is a ticking time bomb. Jenna is personally offended by Dr. Jenn. She now calls her a beast that she doesn’t want to deal with anymore. Jenna and her boyfriend whatshisname argue about this. I am totally in agreement with Jenna. Dr. Jenn was COMPLETELY unprofessional and I can totally understand Jenna not trusting her anymore. Jenna’s pussy little boyfriend points out that Jenna is outspoken or whatever, and Jenna replies, “Yeah, but SHE’S the therapist.” Point Jenna AGAIN.
Jenna says, “What? Am I hear to get worse? Maybe I’ll give her a course in kindness.” Point Jenna AGAIN. And her boyfriend not being on her side is beyond fucked up. She needs to dump his pansy ass. HE should have stopped Dr. Jenn from speaking to her that way. IMNSHO.
Dr. Jenn realizes she has fucked up and Jenna has lost all hope in her so she is back to try and talk her way out of it. Something tells me the words “I am sorry I said you were purposely trying to sabotage other peoples relationships and cursed you out during a group meeting” will not come from her mouth. Yelling is pretty much a trigger for anyone, dipshit. I can’t bear to recap this scene. At least Jenna didn’t buy her bullshit. I ‘m pissed she let her hug her anyway. I officially hate Dr. Jenn. And I was okay with her before this episode.
For some reason Evel Dick is kind of hot on this episode. And he hasn’t even shared his secret yet. Shut up. I have really shitty taste in men. Everyone hates Nikki’s behavior. Nikki complains and whines even more. Deena asks her how she thinks she will be perceived after the show, ie um girl, your bitch is showing… And Nikki says she hopes people will stop interrupting her dinner and telling her they loved her on the show. Well, YAY Nikki! Now everyone is going to interrupt your dinner and tell you that you’re a giant cuntbag! Be careful what you wish for! Dick says it call calms down in four or five years which is why he is reupping his ante. He needs to find a pool of willing chicks… and Lord help me, I really like the new calmer, Dick. Pencil me in as a maybe at this point. I can do drunk off my ass in Ireland and probably get us both ride so he doesn’t get hit by a car again. Deena tells Nikki she is wasting an opportunity of a lifetime. Nikki tells Deena that she comes from a completely different environment.
The next morning, Captain Dick Wood is baffled about Jenna being pissed with him. Because he is a moron. Meanwhile, it seems according to editing that Stephanie didn’t get that the whole reason Dick came on the show was to tell the world his secret. Stephanie is a bad actress. These two have been broken up for ages. She knew the agenda coming in. I hate this bullshit editing.
Now a whole stupid Dr. Jenn segment with one on ones with Stephanie and Dick, who THE FUCKING THERAPIST refers to as Evel in her everso helpful therapeutic voiceovers. GOD I ALREADY WANNA THROTTLE THIS WOMAN. She knows damn well the subject matter and she sucks at faking compassion. Stephanie sucks at fake therapy.
Why the hell is Dr. Jenn the only person in the house that calls Dick, “Evel.” Did I mention she is a cuntbag of epic proportions? Evel Dick is fine. Dick is fine. Evel is not fine if you are the therapist. As calculated as this whole thing is, it’s still A HUGE step for Dick to take. A brave step in this society and why he chose to do it with Dr. Jenn’s dismissive blond ass can only be explained by MONEY. Can’t blame Dick for that, but I can blame Dr. Jenn for making herself look like even more of a douchette than ever. GAWD.
Okay, I can’t recap Dick’s admission. It’s painfully truthful and sad. Short version he has HIV, he found out through Big Brother tests for Big Brother 13. Stephanie is negative. He’s not sure how he got it (I think that part is a lie. He told some drunken Vegas story but I think it involved a man. Men (or women) getting AIDS from a woman is extremely rare. Women get HIV from men. Men get HIV from Men. Men get HIV from needles. Women get HIV from Needles but very few people contract HIV from a woman.) It could happen and if that is the story he wants to tell. Fine with me. Dick says he stayed in the relationship because he felt like this was the last relationship he would ever have. It was a very brave moment from Dick and Dr. Jenn was ridiculously bad in fake handling it.
Dick seems to truly feel a lot better. He now needs to tell Stephanie he spilt the beans.
Nikki and Pablo argue some more. Pablo is on the verge of saying eeees okay.
Next week: Dick shares his HIV status with the group.