WOW! AN EMERGENCY GROUP MEETING! Now you know this will be a good episode! Dr. Jenn is all pissy with Nikki for being abusive to production. I really think they set Jenna up to take this role on and somehow Nikki just jumped up and did this all on her own! This is going to be just like a HOUSE MEETING! called by a disgruntled hamster on Big Brother. I bet Evel Dick is salivating just like we are.
Dr. Jenn goes in on Nikki in front of everyone for being a bitch about the cameras. Then she turns to Jenna and says that she is sabotaging Nikki and Juan Pablo’s relationship when she tells Nikki that being abusive to the camera people is acceptable. WTF? How dare you accuse a client of sabotaging someone else’s relationship by giving them a listening ear, you dumb fucking cuntsicle! Only Dr. Jenn used a lot more “fucks” in her discussion. Jenna tells Dr. Jenn she needs to take it down a notch because she is being disrespectful. Jenna is actually right by the way. Dr. Jenn says that when Jenna says to tell the camera man to suck a cock, it’s the same thing as telling her to suck a cock and telling the therapeutic process to suck a cock. WOW that was a stretch Dr. Jenn. I think this must not have happened “the next day” because Dr. Jenn is losing her mind. Jenna says well, what you just said felt like a fuck you! to me. Ya think? Because I’ve never met a shrink that curses and rants at their patients particularly in a group setting. If Dr. Jenn still has an actual license, she may not now. Dr. Jenn shuts up for a second and Jenna says, “You didn’t like that did you?” And more stunned silence. And now I am down the rabbit hole again and am on #TeamJenna That’s how bad what you just did on national TV was, Dr. Jenn. Jaysus.
Jenna totally won that confrontation without raising here voice and with much fewer cuss words. Point Jenna. 
This is the worst “group session” I have ever seen Dr. Jenn do. Dr. Jenn just said, “You’re still waiting for the final rose…..” Oh for fuck sake. Juan Pablo is crying. He is good at crying on cue. After Dr. Jenn curses out Nikki and Jenna she claims that this was some great work. She’s proud of Nikki. WTF was that? On what therapeutic paradigm do you bring in five couples to scream at two women? That is not group anything. That’s a spectator sport. I’ve actually run groups before and as the group leader, you only moderate and the group speaks. It is not about harassing people from a place of so-called authority in front of their peers. That was pretty horrific. Nikki was hunched over crying at the end. Then Nikki hugs Dr. Jenn and apologizes and Dr. Jenn forgives her? ARGH. Nikki was humiliated and embarrassed and immediately apologizes to everyone for “getting them all called into the principal’s office.” It really was like the teacher punishing the whole class with no recess for on kid’s dipshittery.
Deena says she is afraid of Dr. Jenn now. Treach says Jenna is a ticking time bomb. Jenna is personally offended by Dr. Jenn. She now calls her a beast that she doesn’t want to deal with anymore. Jenna and her boyfriend whatshisname argue about this. I am totally in agreement with Jenna. Dr. Jenn was COMPLETELY unprofessional and I can totally understand Jenna not trusting her anymore. Jenna’s pussy little boyfriend points out that Jenna is outspoken or whatever, and Jenna replies, “Yeah, but SHE’S the therapist.” Point Jenna AGAIN.
Jenna says, “What? Am I hear to get worse? Maybe I’ll give her a course in kindness.” Point Jenna AGAIN. And her boyfriend not being on her side is beyond fucked up. She needs to dump his pansy ass. HE should have stopped Dr. Jenn from speaking to her that way. IMNSHO.
Dr. Jenn realizes she has fucked up and Jenna has lost all hope in her so she is back to try and talk her way out of it. Something tells me the words “I am sorry I said you were purposely trying to sabotage other peoples relationships and cursed you out during a group meeting” will not come from her mouth. Yelling is pretty much a trigger for anyone, dipshit. I can’t bear to recap this scene. At least Jenna didn’t buy her bullshit. I ‘m pissed she let her hug her anyway. I officially hate Dr. Jenn. And I was okay with her before this episode.
For some reason Evel Dick is kind of hot on this episode. And he hasn’t even shared his secret yet. Shut up. I have really shitty taste in men. Everyone hates Nikki’s behavior. Nikki complains and whines even more. Deena asks her how she thinks she will be perceived after the show, ie um girl, your bitch is showing… And Nikki says she hopes people will stop interrupting her dinner and telling her they loved her on the show. Well, YAY Nikki! Now everyone is going to interrupt your dinner and tell you that you’re a giant cuntbag! Be careful what you wish for! Dick says it call calms down in four or five years which is why he is reupping his ante. He needs to find a pool of willing chicks… and Lord help me, I really like the new calmer, Dick. Pencil me in as a maybe at this point. I can do drunk off my ass in Ireland and probably get us both ride so he doesn’t get hit by a car again. Deena tells Nikki she is wasting an opportunity of a lifetime. Nikki tells Deena that she comes from a completely different environment.
The next morning, Captain Dick Wood is baffled about Jenna being pissed with him. Because he is a moron. Meanwhile, it seems according to editing that Stephanie didn’t get that the whole reason Dick came on the show was to tell the world his secret. Stephanie is a bad actress. These two have been broken up for ages. She knew the agenda coming in. I hate this bullshit editing.
Now a whole stupid Dr. Jenn segment with one on ones with Stephanie and Dick, who THE FUCKING THERAPIST refers to as Evel in her everso helpful therapeutic voiceovers. GOD I ALREADY WANNA THROTTLE THIS WOMAN. She knows damn well the subject matter and she sucks at faking compassion. Stephanie sucks at fake therapy.
Why the hell is Dr. Jenn the only person in the house that calls Dick, “Evel.” Did I mention she is a cuntbag of epic proportions? Evel Dick is fine. Dick is fine. Evel is not fine if you are the therapist. As calculated as this whole thing is, it’s still A HUGE step for Dick to take. A brave step in this society and why he chose to do it with Dr. Jenn’s dismissive blond ass can only be explained by MONEY. Can’t blame Dick for that, but I can blame Dr. Jenn for making herself look like even more of a douchette than ever. GAWD.
Okay, I can’t recap Dick’s admission. It’s painfully truthful and sad. Short version he has HIV, he found out through Big Brother tests for Big Brother 13. Stephanie is negative. He’s not sure how he got it (I think that part is a lie. He told some drunken Vegas story but I think it involved a man. Men (or women) getting AIDS from a woman is extremely rare. Women get HIV from men. Men get HIV from Men. Men get HIV from needles. Women get HIV from Needles but very few people contract HIV from a woman.) It could happen and if that is the story he wants to tell. Fine with me. Dick says he stayed in the relationship because he felt like this was the last relationship he would ever have. It was a very brave moment from Dick and Dr. Jenn was ridiculously bad in fake handling it.
Dick seems to truly feel a lot better. He now needs to tell Stephanie he spilt the beans.
Nikki and Pablo argue some more. Pablo is on the verge of saying eeees okay.
Next week: Dick shares his HIV status with the group.
I never liked Dr jenn . I think she just plays a dr on TV..like you said I’ve never seen a therapist with such a disgusting vocabulary , attitude and lack of compassion .n Yuck !!! Everyone serms to hate Dr drew but hes way better and i enjoyed his rehab shows except sex rehab ….I agree with everything you said, that’s all I’ve got .
One of the reasons I have such a horrendous vocabulary is that I was raised to behave, and then went to college for 6 years, and taught for?? I dunno 15 years maybe?
Now I have no restrictions on me. And I love using every offensive word I can and inventing new ones. But before that, I was a group therapist and a teacher and I restricted myself off the clock in public where I thought any “client” might be.
I told people ALL THE TIME I could not believe I never cussed in front of a student. But somehow your brain clicks and you behave.
But now? this is the cuntsack fucktard retarded network all day long. 🙂
On Wed, Oct 1, 2014 at 11:47 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Tamra Tattles, I was just told I am uneducated on one of your “competitor” sites because ” I use too many curse words”. They can’t read what I write because I “cuss” and that shows just how uneducated I am & they refuse to read what uneducated people write.
I think it had much more to do with proving their inaccuracies & ignorance & MUCH less to do with cursing. But hey, wtf do I know?? I actually have a college degree from a wonderful university, own a thriving business am an entrepreneur (after years of working & saving & earning my life) and had wonderful parents. I do realize I’m quite outspoken and opinionated, super passionate, have VERY little patience for stupidity & downright ignorance (and Tre huggers), am European/1st generation American from a quite hot blooded (and headed) European nation (lol). I’m also a New Yorker and was raised by a set of parents whom drilled it into my head that men are no better than women, we are equals and deserve every right to speak our minds just like every other passionate person, to be completely independent & never depend on a man to provide for me but to equally provide (50/50) financially, and NOT marry nor have children if I don’t really want to. To do that only Bc that is my choice, not Bc it’s “expected” of me. Mom was STRICT but a feminist. So WTF does cursing have to do with being educated???? This written to me by a turd whom is also of the thinking that people who report to church every Sunday are good, religious, law abiding citizens. All because they wake up on Sundays and sit on a pew, in a house of worship.
So I’m “uneducated” because I use curse words. That’s the consensus at that website. Reprimanded by the admin because I don’t “feel sorry for Teresa Giudice and the fact she’s a mother and has to go to prison”. Jeez. Imagine a world where you can’t ever get sentenced to prison BECAUSE YOU ARE A MOTHER OF MINORS. God I hate people sometimes.
Oh lord. My point was I’m posting on a frkin tv show website I’m not a doctor providing therapy to people…there’s a time & place for everything. “Doctor” Jenn is supposed to be providing a safe haven for her “patients” in therapy. Isn’t that her JOB? To LISTEN to patients & help them with their issues??? I mean, certainly, a therapist is not supposed to raise their voice while cursing & reprimanding patients (in public) bc they’re behaving irrationally & immaturely (isn’t that one of the reasons that Bachelor girl is IN therapy?) belittle others for agreeing w/them (Jenna) then blame THEM for having an opinion (Jenna) bc they’re somehow affecting their therapeutic experience (Jenna)?? Then the ripple effect…of STRIKING FEAR into an innocent meatball bystander (Dina) who’s prolly afraid to voice her opinions now.
I find this DR. Jenn a joke…her calling a patient by a nickname “Evil” and btw being the only one referring to him that way, is repulsive. She enjoys the drama. I’m not buying the “quiet soothing voice” she used after her tirade (Jenna lol, she didn’t buy it either). I hope Jenna Jameson rips her a new one…SHE shouldn’t be cursing at patients. But I can curse all I frikin want in my responses about Teresa Crook Giudice and her fraudulent a$$…I’m not her therapist or “life coach” or “disaster therapist” or whatever the fk she has..crisis manager? Time and place for everything.
I am woman watch me yawn.
Lookers, there are many, many environments where foul language is inappropriate. I taught for a billion years and somehow never managed to never let a bad word slip out even if I dropped something on my foot! 🙂 However, there was many a faculty meeting where I REALLY wanted to use some colorful language to highlight the stupidity of the entire situation.
Nothing makes me happier than people who are freaked out by WORDS. I find them hysterical. Now that I don’t have to answer to anyone, I find it is no longer necessary to be polite to fools. Frankly, I was never good at it in the first place. So now I enjoy expanding my vocabulary include lots of offensive words of both the classic and newly minted kind to send the kind of people you mention above scampering off to their own corner of the Internet.
So cuss all you fucking want, I say.
On Fri, Oct 3, 2014 at 11:18 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Miss Melissa………aka : VERBOSE …..as part of showing how educated you are, you might want to check out your use of the word “WHOM”.
All these television doctors end up pissing me off. Dr Phil, the one on teen mom. Even that show with the panel of doctors piss me off after awhile. Don’t get me started on Dr Oz. /end rant
Dr Jen looked like she was asleep while EvelDick was telling her his secret.
I do not understand what is up his exes ass over him telling his secret.
Can we expect Nikki to act any other way? Afterall, she IS trying to be in a relationship with that douchebag! That pretty much tells us all we need to know about her.
I think Dr Jen thinks she is appealing to everyone by cussing worse than a sailor, too bad it is having the opposite affect. I wish Jenna had earned a few more points!!! 😉
I agree about her cursing. What does she think it makes her like the cool therapist or something? She’s pathetic.
”dr.” Jenn knows the entire deal before every season. She knew all of this coming in.
On Thu, Oct 2, 2014 at 12:28 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Wow! I need to watch this! I love that it sounds like Jenna was strong and stood up for herself against a position of authority.
I figured that Evel Dick’s secret was that he was sick. I have always really liked him. That was beyond brave. I am leaning more towards thinking that he may have gotten it from a needle, but who knows. I’m just sorry for him that he is sick, and I feel bad that he thinks that this is the last relationship that he will ever have because of it. I have a good friend who was diagnosed in the 90’s and he has gone on to have a few long term relationships since then, madly in love, etc etc, as have thousands of other people, but I can certainly see it feeling like that. When “Doctor” Jenn called him Evel, I was taken aback too, like “Are you fucking kidding me?!?
That emergency group meeting was ridiculous. She needs to go suck a cock. I do like Jenna’s boyfriend though and I think he is doing the best he can, but he’s a man. They don’t have a clue half the time when it comes to women, but I do think he’s sincerely trying.
Then there’s the whole thing Jenn (I don’t even want to call her doctor anymore) said about not doing anything off camera. That is both ridiculous and a lie, because last season she did that whole thing off camera with Farrah. And if someone DID want to do something off camera that would help them, and she wouldn’t let them because this is a TV show… Well that would just show even more what a horrible therapist and person she is and that helping people is not her goal at all. But we know that rule was a lie anyway.
Poor, sweet, little meatball Deena. I love her.
Ooooo that was long. Sorry.
I loved every word. And then you end with…
poor sweet little meatball Deena and I hate you for a better ending than I had. 🙂
On Thu, Oct 2, 2014 at 1:11 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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i loved every word too. including the last sentence, even tho i may not ‘love’ deena, i like her just fine. i’m also inclined to think dick’s illness had to do with a needle–provided by either sex.
Evel Dick replied to my tweet/question:
Urethra Franklin @Urethra_F
@EvelDick When you signed on for #CouplesTherapy were you planning on sharing your diagnosis or was it a spontaneous decision?
EvelDick @EvelDick 12m12 minutes ago
@Urethra_F no, very well thought out. Stephanie didn’t know till the day before we went into the house
SO COOL!
Except, um OVBI.
His meds are way more expensive than my happy pills. We should find his donate button.
On Thu, Oct 2, 2014 at 1:28 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSS!
I AM SO GLAD PEOPLE ARE FINALLY EXPRESSING WHAT I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF “Dr.” JENN!”
I don’t care how Jenna acted coming into the show those first few days. Any therapist would know that it is not uncommon upon checking into a residential counseling program for some patients to be “bratty” and want to check out–it’s scary! But even if Jenna had acted as a complete angel the entire time, Jenn just wasn’t going to like her. I knew she’d hold Jenna’s former livelihood against her, and I knew she would feel threatened by a powerful woman who does not cower at the BS in their “therapeutic process”.
As for Nicki, I didn’t watch the Bachelor, but I see why JP won’t say “I love you” to her.
Maybe he is just faking it for the show, but at least he appears to want to try. Nicki could just pretend… extend her 15 minutes of fame at the very least.
Brave move, Dick. People (like his own ex,!) have carried on this ignorant and inexcusable attitude towards HIV/AIDS. I commend his personal decision to share this with the world. So, Nicki, wanna complain about cameras more? Because you sure have it harder than everyone else there…
Honey Boo Boo’s, Mama June, replied to my tweet/question awhile ago.
js
(lol)
I’m about 99.99% convinced Dick and Stephanie’s relationship is bogus and the producers (and Dr J) know it and are ‘looking the other way’ because Dick’s HIV revelation would get lots of media attention. For a couple that was supposedly together for four years, they have absolutely no chemistry, are barely together outside of the therapy room, and talk about their past/issues vaguely and in generalities. The pictures they showed of the two of them together on episode 1 all look like they were taken on a cell phone about a week before they arrived at the house. If Dick tested positive for HIV in 2011, then they were already together for at least a year or two by that point and he surely would have transmitted it to her, and she would be positive as well.
That’s not true. I agree she is there just for the show and because Dick needs a “partner” on the show. But not that she would be positive as well.
Here’s your ignoramus comment of the year: “If Dick tested positive for HIV in 2011, then they were already together for at least a year or two by that point and he surely would have transmitted it to her, and she would be positive as well.” Fuck off dumbass. You clearly know “diddly-nothing” about these types of conditions.
Is there one single physically attractive person in this group of losers ?
Thank you. I too call bs on the Vegas stripper story.
Unless the stripper was a man, or trans…
Ha! True true