I’ve been working on a Below Deck post for a few days. I’m not sure it will ever get published. There are a lot of things to consider regarding that post. Let’s just say the bloom is off the rose for Below Deck. For that reason I am begrudgingly recapping this. I’m zipping past the abysmal behavior of the crew on the last episode. I just can’t watch that anymore.
They have a one night charter with 6 locals which should be easy. Kat is still being a cunt to Amy. Jennice’s boyfriend seems ready to dump her. Jennice says she is not sure she wants to continue it. The boat gets a new deckhand, Logan. Kate knows him. Ugh. Somehow Logan is rooming with Kat.
Oh Sidenote: Since the show, the boat has changed its name from Ohana to Rhino, presumably to distance it from the show. Can’t say as I blame them. Oh and the boat apparently started driving itself away from the dock while it was still tied up. I actually heard about this accident when it happened.
The guests are Irish rugby players. They seem really laid back and just want to eat and drink. Kate is of course talking about how clueless and insignificant the guests are. Logan is a bit of a show off and way too snarky with Jennice on the first day.
The guests are bringing back a ton of drunk people from the bar. The party is up to 18 people now. Kat, Kate, Ben and Logan go to bed leaving Amy as the lone stew. The guests want to jump off the side of the boat. Amy says the current is too bad for them to do that. I think what she really means is they are too drunk to do that. But some fool does it anyway. MAN OVER BOARD! Then another one follows. They retrieve first two and then they do it again. Finally the eight party people get taken off the boat.
Amy and Kat talked. It was clear to me that Amy told production about the blow job break up and she was apologizing to Kat for telling them about it. Clearly, production told both Kate and Adrienne in an attempt to get the rumor out there.
They have a night off and it is Kelley’s birthday. Kelley gets drunk and works the stripper pole. Kat gets drunk and works Kelley. Kelley gets puking and passed out drunk. Logan and Amy hit the hot tub for some private time. Drunk Kat interrupts their moment.
Jennice and Kelley get closer.
Next week, Kate continues to insult and belittle the charter guests. Because, bitch.
This show is not fun anymore. Captain Lee’s glowing review of Kate of the week can be found here.