“When life throws rocks, I melt them down into diamonds” Is possibly the worst tagline ever. Janet and Chyka go on a high-end shopping trip with a personal shopper. Janet still want Gina to apologize. For something. Maybe calling them cunts?
Gina is going to see an elite matchmaker to find her a man. Did Gina just say she has children? Were we supposed to know this already. She has an interesting list of attributes that turn her off, men with saliva problems (gross when eating) and men whose thumbs stick out(indicates they are stupid).
Lydia is fascinated that her housekeeper can peel vegetables with a knife. Lydia is impressed by her skills in picking out her dresses and pretty much making all the decisions for her.
Jackie and Chyka meet to talk about Jackie’s imaginary cocktail line. Well what do you know, it is a thing after all.
OMG Chyka rents the coolest limo ever. The doors open upward and the interior has pink leather accents. Sadly, he good ideas end there as the plan is to take Lydia, Andrea and Gina shopping together to try to make peace. Why on earth would Gina agree to this? They are shopping at a West Elm which has not officially opened to the public yet. Gina invites Chyka and Lydia (???) to a cancer charity event she is having and one of them asks her if she is inviting Andrea and she said the last time she shared with Andrea about her cancer experience she was quite ugly so she is not sure if she wants to invite her. Lydia runs straight to Andrea and tells her that Gina said she wasn’t going to invite Andrea because she is not sure she could behave appropriately at the function. Which is not what Gina said, but also true.
Andrea decides immediately that she is having a spa day for all the girls except Gina. So high school.
Janet and Jackie interrupt Ben who is working in the studio. They talk and distract the guys with inane conversation. Gina calls to invite Jackie to her cancer function.
It’s time for Chyka’s dog party, or pooch party as they call it. Chyka’s house is gorgeous. Gina is the last to arrive. Why do these people have to wait for her? There are puppies and drinks just enjoy the party and let Gina get there when she gets there. The dog party was cute and no bitches of any species were bitten.
Jackie and Ben are planing a launch party but they still have no product. This is just like Sheree’s fashion line party with no fashions!
Gina has her first date. He is very attractive and seems normal. They were very laid back together. No uncomfortable silences. It looked like a fun date.
Lydia and Jackie and Andrea go together to an event. Janet will also be there. In the limo, Lydia says that Gina called her to tell her that Janet called Lydia brainless. This doesn’t seem like something Gina would do. I can’t see her calling Lydia period. Plus it’s quite obvious to everyone that Lydia is brainless. Only Lydia seems to be unaware of that fact. Lydia confronts Janet who denies saying she was brainless, she says she just said that she wasn’t very bright! LOL Like that helps her situation . Then production rolls the clip of Janet saying that Lydia is brainless. Why can’t any of these women own what they say? Okay Janet is sort of owning up to it. So now the four of them can talk about Gina again.
Gina and Janet get together for a drink and Janet tells Gina she needs to apologize to the other girls. The email controversy comes up again. The idiots do not understand why they were copied on the damn email and they think they are being sued. Janet is adamant that the way the girls acted at Mission Beach was warranted. Gina says that is the end of the friendship. I don’t blame her a bit.
Next week: The attacks on Gina continue. This is getting really boring. I hate when the entire storyline is ostracize one woman and treat her like shit.