I just remembered something happened to my DVR on Tuesday I don’t have Dance Moms (sssh don’t talk about it I am going to on Demand it, maybe next, but I am everso tired…) and I may have missed an episode of MDLLA. I swear Comcast sucks ass when it comes to recordings.
Anyway that eye brow guy from the Singles Project is the bartender. I haven’t watched that mostly because Comcast sucks and if I knew when it was on I would tape it. I’ve caught a random episode here and there and it looks decent. I liked eybrow guy with the first guy he was with that was sort of swirly middle easternery. I don’t know why they are not still together. Also, Andy is offering up Josh Flagg to eyebrow guy. I must have missed what happened to Josh’s BF too. The gay male relationship world moves fast if you are not paying attention.
Moving on.
Oh this is the Wednesday night show. Maybe I did watch/recap MDLLA. This is the Below Deck splooge episode night. It was very busy.
Montage of The Brits.
Andy makes Flagg cry about dead grandma.
The Brits and Altman have a healthy disdain but respect for each other.
Someone asks the Joshes if they keep in touch with Madison. Flagg says he saw him recently. Altman says he has been meaning to call him and just keeps forgetting. Andy says Madison will be on an upcoming episode that will be interesting.
Josh Altman is asked about his crappy treatment of Heather. He say he loves her to death, she is there with him in the studio and they are going to Greece together tomorrow. Plus he is rich so she puts up with a lot. I added that last part. I’d also like to point out that Altman is in a plum suit that I am sure is very expensive but, um, it’s plum.
Fredrik calls in doing his high kick on the phone. He is admittedly drunk and says he is calling in to say he loves the boys from MDLLA. Andy is trying to get him to be coherent. He says he was at dinner tonight with Altman and Heather and he keeps trying to get Altman to admit something. Altman keeps laughing and saying he doesn’t remember. Fredrik says that they had a drink and Altman hugged him and Heather said she had never seen him hug a man like that. Finally Altman admits that he said if he were to ever go gay it would be with Fredrik. This made Fredrik so happy he called in to a live TV show drunk to bring it to our attention. It’s kinda priceless. Andy tries to end the call but Fredrik tells the Brits that Zack Fella? Hard to understand drunk guy on phone on TV through drunk ears… that Zack is his client and they need to back off.
Someone asks David about the best and worst thing about working with James. The best is James is very loyal, the worst thing is he has no poker face.
They play a game that actually seems interesting Can you read my broker face? They all have to give a fact about themselves and the others have to determine whether or not it is true. Flagg owns a book signed by Helen Keller. He seems drunk too so the Brits behind can read his card. The consensus is that if it is something ancient, he owns it, probably from Grandma Edith. Then he makes a Helen Keller joke. Andy was not impressed. James sucked his thumb until the age of 15. David says he has had two nose jobs and he wants a third. He says it is true, I still don’t believe him. I like his nose, and I think if he had had work they would have feminized it. Also Andy can’t both to remember David or James last name or which one is which. While I get calling them “The Brits” because, duh. It would be nice if he could show them the same amount of respect as the eyebrow guy. I’m just saying. We are twitter buddies now, the Brits and I and I feel I should stick up for them.
Andy just seems like someone pissed in his Cheerios tonight anyway.
Poll Question: Who would you trust to sell your home? The Brits, Altman or Flagg? HOLY SHIT! 88% Josh Flagg! I was not expecting that! Even either or questions don’t get 88% on this show WTF? I mean 19% of the people will vote for people responsible for cancer patients dying. REALLY?
Haven’t watched the show, so I have no idea who the BRITS are, but your blog is interesting to read. The dog is cute…
They forgot to bleep Josh Flagg saying the f word. I wonder if anyone else heard that?
tamara have you watched Melbourne franchise?
That Gina is hilarious.
She has been recapping it for us. 🙂
Yeah, I am trying to get on it. My days and nights are backwards and it’s hard to get going during the day. Then I am up til four or five. It’s annoying.
On Sun, Sep 21, 2014 at 9:28 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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OMG Tamara! Please do not tell me that Josh Flag and Colton broke up! I think Colton is so loveable. I was kinda hoping to see their wedding on MDLLA.
I dunno. I was confused about that. They didn’t mention him at all.
Colton annoyed me but I don’t think he’s going anywhere. Maybe Andy was just having fun.
The eyebrow guy dumped the hot man you spoke of as he wanted a serious relationship but ‘not with you’. Then at a bar scene an episode later the same hot guy showed up and told the camera crew that eyebrow guy was secretly texting him to meet up off camera as he couldn’t get serious on camera as it’s a show about singles and he wanted fame and not to be kicked off the show. Eyebrow guy freaked out his cover was blown and jumped into a cab after ripping off his microphone.
….I have too much time on my hands.
LOL eyebrow guy is cute but seems a bit attention whorey. I thought the hot guy would have been a good counterbalance to him. He seems calm and level headed. and HOT.
On Sun, Sep 21, 2014 at 9:27 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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He is the total opposite of what I am attracted to. Way too flamboyant, self centered, shallow and stereotypical.
I don’t watch the show either but saw this one. I felt like Andy was throwing josh shade out of jealousy or something. He asked everybody else their age and said he didn’t ask him because he’s ageless, then he kept prying into his life like he forced him to cry about his grandma, and then the way he dogged him out when he told that joke and said you’re not Joan rivers and can’t pull it off…I just felt like he was singling him out and I don’t know their relationship but josh played it off so well he wasn’t even catching the shade but it looked like jealousy to me
I think that you may be on to something. There definitely was something going on with Andy, which it appeared, Josh Flagg had no desire to discuss or as much to acknowledge. I sensed that Andy may have tried to set Josh up with eyebrow guy as a way of tattling that Josh is open to play on the side. In any case, I did sense that Andy’s panties were twisted about something involving Josh, but Josh wouldn’t acknowledge it, which, if he did, would have given Andy satisfaction.
Then again, maybe it’s petty jealousy, because Josh reportedly is the sole heir to his grandmother, Edith Flagg’s, ~$100 million estate (which would cause Josh’s net worth to climb to $108 million).
I love love love Flagg.
I thought it was really tacky how Andy kept prodding Josh about his grandmother. You could see he was starting to lose it and was breaking down but Andy kept asking him more questions. He should have asked a couple questions and then said something to the effect of ‘She was a clearly a great woman and I think we all can understand why she meant so much to you. Josh, our condolences, we love you grandma Edith and you’ll be missed. Now switching to a lighter topic…’
The whole trying to hook Josh up with that other guy was just awkward. I hate to say it but Josh A. is kind of growing on me. He’s a dick but he’s the guy you love to hate. He has fun with it, I think.
Yeah, Andy was a dick about the whole dead grandma thing.
On Sun, Sep 21, 2014 at 11:42 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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I feel like adding Josh Altman to the cast really brought up everyone’s game. Madison used to meet with clients dressed like he had a college hangover and we rarely saw Josh Flagg out of his PJs and robe. And Josh Flagg had some really druggy years…remember his client Sam?
But Josh Altman came out west in his dark, tailored suits and originally the show seemed to be making fun of him. But now, just a few years later Josh Altman dresses like a luxe playboy and Madison gets booted for some foppish Brits.
So maybe Altman has to wear plum to set himself apart. Loved Josh Flagg’s leather lapels, and the sockless slippers. I didn’t realize he inherited a truckload of cash.
I thought Andy was saying Josh was single now, and was confused if Colton and Josh broke up and we were meant to know about it, Andy would surely tease an upcoming episode and not just spill the beans right there. Unless Andy was too buzzed to use restraint….
I tried to watch one episode of the Singles show but bailed before it was over. Which episode is the Eyebrows scandal on? I will fish that out of On Demand and watch it…
PS Ryan Serhant was so awkward out in Cally…
I totally need to send my gay finance out to get Josh Flagg. I’m not sure whose wallet would win but another 100 mil couldn’t hurt.
I absolutely can’t stand the “the Brits”!!!!