I just remembered something happened to my DVR on Tuesday I don’t have Dance Moms (sssh don’t talk about it I am going to on Demand it, maybe next, but I am everso tired…) and I may have missed an episode of MDLLA. I swear Comcast sucks ass when it comes to recordings.
Anyway that eye brow guy from the Singles Project is the bartender. I haven’t watched that mostly because Comcast sucks and if I knew when it was on I would tape it. I’ve caught a random episode here and there and it looks decent. I liked eybrow guy with the first guy he was with that was sort of swirly middle easternery. I don’t know why they are not still together. Also, Andy is offering up Josh Flagg to eyebrow guy. I must have missed what happened to Josh’s BF too. The gay male relationship world moves fast if you are not paying attention.
Oh this is the Wednesday night show. Maybe I did watch/recap MDLLA. This is the Below Deck splooge episode night. It was very busy.
Montage of The Brits.
Andy makes Flagg cry about dead grandma.
The Brits and Altman have a healthy disdain but respect for each other.
Someone asks the Joshes if they keep in touch with Madison. Flagg says he saw him recently. Altman says he has been meaning to call him and just keeps forgetting. Andy says Madison will be on an upcoming episode that will be interesting.
Josh Altman is asked about his crappy treatment of Heather. He say he loves her to death, she is there with him in the studio and they are going to Greece together tomorrow. Plus he is rich so she puts up with a lot. I added that last part. I’d also like to point out that Altman is in a plum suit that I am sure is very expensive but, um, it’s plum.
Fredrik calls in doing his high kick on the phone. He is admittedly drunk and says he is calling in to say he loves the boys from MDLLA. Andy is trying to get him to be coherent. He says he was at dinner tonight with Altman and Heather and he keeps trying to get Altman to admit something. Altman keeps laughing and saying he doesn’t remember. Fredrik says that they had a drink and Altman hugged him and Heather said she had never seen him hug a man like that. Finally Altman admits that he said if he were to ever go gay it would be with Fredrik. This made Fredrik so happy he called in to a live TV show drunk to bring it to our attention. It’s kinda priceless. Andy tries to end the call but Fredrik tells the Brits that Zack Fella? Hard to understand drunk guy on phone on TV through drunk ears… that Zack is his client and they need to back off.
Someone asks David about the best and worst thing about working with James. The best is James is very loyal, the worst thing is he has no poker face.
They play a game that actually seems interesting Can you read my broker face? They all have to give a fact about themselves and the others have to determine whether or not it is true. Flagg owns a book signed by Helen Keller. He seems drunk too so the Brits behind can read his card. The consensus is that if it is something ancient, he owns it, probably from Grandma Edith. Then he makes a Helen Keller joke. Andy was not impressed. James sucked his thumb until the age of 15. David says he has had two nose jobs and he wants a third. He says it is true, I still don’t believe him. I like his nose, and I think if he had had work they would have feminized it. Also Andy can’t both to remember David or James last name or which one is which. While I get calling them “The Brits” because, duh. It would be nice if he could show them the same amount of respect as the eyebrow guy. I’m just saying. We are twitter buddies now, the Brits and I and I feel I should stick up for them.
Andy just seems like someone pissed in his Cheerios tonight anyway.
Poll Question: Who would you trust to sell your home? The Brits, Altman or Flagg? HOLY SHIT! 88% Josh Flagg! I was not expecting that! Even either or questions don’t get 88% on this show WTF? I mean 19% of the people will vote for people responsible for cancer patients dying. REALLY?