I was busy with my latest get rich scheme today and glued to CNBC watching the tickers so I am SHOCKED that none of you bothered to tell me that Mama June and Sugar Bear have broken up. While this is tragic for the children, and may scar Honey Boo Boo for life, it’s great news for us single women in Georgia! If you are looking for a 5’2″ toothless redneck, it appears he is on Plenty of Fish as Georgiafighter31054. He includes in his hobbies section a love for huntin’, fishin’ mud boggin’ and ridin’ 4 wheelers.
If anyone of y’all contact him, please inquire about what sort of health care coverage he has. Thanks in advance.
Oh and it was the dating profile that got his ass kissed to the curb.
Secondly, Sugar Bear is going to miss the sketti.