Everybody knows that Greggy Bennett is my favorite housewife. (He would be pissed for me calling him a housewife, and Caroline is my favorite anyway, but for the purposes of this story, I’m going to pick at him because I am just hearing about this from my Jersey sources. Unfortunately, he is housewife days are over and he has and moved to California not to be the next Brad Pitt, but for a promotion related to his real job. So the other day, on September 11 a group of 20 something douche nozzle slurping, shitpickle sucking fucktards were walking down the street in Philly and they beat up a couple of gay guys and robbed them. (see above).
The police posted the video and Greg retweeted it getting a lot of online attention. Someone contacted someone who contacted Gregg and said they had a picture of all the shithead fucktards out having a good old-time after the beat down. She was trying to get in touch with the cops but they were giving her the run around. Greg tweeted a the photos above and it got retweeted enough times for someone on twitter @FanSince09 to ask if anyone could identify the restaurant. Another tweep @MichaelShep tweeted @FanSince09 said that it was La Viola , Then
@FanSince09 was able to use Facebook and some reverse picture searches to identify all the Shithead gay bashing assholes chatting on Facebook.
That said, they probably are not all shithead fucktards themselves. As one person who tweeted to @FanSince09 said:
So yes, it is entirely possible that one of the bitches called one of the gay men walking down the street a faggot and they decked her. Or maybe one of the two gay men tossed a cigarette onto the street. But the only people I’ve heard of that are sustained serious injuries were the two gay men. Why didn’t the guy remove his story because when he heard the truth he heard that someone in that mob of morons rendered aid? or called 911 on behalf of the two men attacked and robbed? It’s usually the ones grinning at the camera 15 minutes later who are the guilty ones while the ones laying in the street missing their possessions are the victims. Allegedly. In my experience.
Meanwhile despite begging for free Nike’s online, @fansince09 is doing a shit ton of inteviews. He says he will donate half the $10K reward to an LBGT charity if he receives it. I contacted Greg and bitched at him for not telling me this story. He said the all he did is get the word out, he is happy the people in the police tape were identified and he won’t be doing the morning show rounds tomorrow because, he has to go to work. You know, like a grown-up with a job. (I paraphrase).
The police have not made any arrests yet but all the shitpickles have lawyered up and are talking to police.
Just another reason to love Greggy Bennett. I’m sure you will read all about it elsewhere tomorrow from those sites with toe fungus and chronic diarrhea. 🙂