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Tomorrow in the ATL a new fancypants multi-use complex is having its grand opening. I don’t know if this is happening all over the country but here multi-use complexes are the next big thing. From Buckhead, to a stones throw from my ghetto, high-end multi-use conglomerates have been booming for the past decade. The concept is live, work and socialize all in the same little neighborhood. Most of them have high-end townhouses or apartments, a Whole Foods, and a variety of upscale restaurants and taverns in addition to some sort of shopping area, movie theater and other attractions. Atlantic Station was one of the most popular ones to date in the Atlanta area.
Tomorrow is the officially opening of the grand kahuna of such developments, Buckhead Atlanta. While the official opening is tomorrow, it seems they are allowing the felons by Bravo adjacent in tonight for an invitation only black tie event to celebrate the housewives who have tons of money to
hide/launder spend at Hermes. The invitations went out to their best Atlanta customers and clearly to the folks related to people they have a promotional deal with like, Bravo. Hermes and Fado Irish Pub have been there for a couple of years now, right in the middle of all of the construction. Tonight Hermes cut the ribbon on their new and improved location. The whole shebang will take many more months to roll out but RHOA and Love and Hip Hop Atlanta have done so much for Christian Louboutin’s reputation he has decided to bless us with a local freestanding store. I could barely type that with a straight face, but it is true that you will soon have a freestanding Loub store here in Atlanta. Other high-end stores include Jimmy Choo, Alice+Olivia, and Akris. Plus a bunch of overpriced restaurants I’ve never heard of because we need more of those. Not.
So why do you care? Will tonight’s Hermes affair was invitation only to their best rich people guests. And because I have friends in high places I was just informed that Phaedra is there and the housewives are filming. My friend just passed Phaedra who is snapping selfies with everyone in her finest faux southern belle on the plantation fashion. I have a good idea I will know everyone who is there by tomorrow. But camera’s are rolling. Attendees did not sign waivers and most of the filming is of some sort of runway action that is happening… stay tuned.
I so hope Nene showed up with her defaced “Hermes” bag and was turned away at the door, or better yet let in for people to mock her. Maybe Kim K will come and bring hers? At least if Lisa Hochstein shows up, hers will be real.
Stay tuned boys are girls. Or you can just read about it in a day or two on those thieving websites who don’t credit. They have so much anal itch and crotch rot in their future. 🙂
And I thought nothing interesting would happen today.