Kim and Kroy are in Miami to go see Lisa Hochstein’s husband, the boob god. Is that because there is no comparable surgeon in Atlanta? Probably not. More like another Bravo trade-out for publicity that the Biermann’s benefit from. These people know how to work the free comps. Jesus Christ, Kroy is Facetiming with the baby while driving in Miami traffic. I’m going to have a heart attack just watching that! Please just drive when you are behind the wheel, people!
Why did they blur out all the pictures in the office? I wanted to see what percentage of them were of Lisa! Kim and Kroy amuse themselves with the assortment of fake boobs on Dr. Hochstein’s desk. Kroy even shoves two under his shirt. These two are like a couple of teenagers. If teenagers had SIX KIDS! Kim is having flashbacks to her childhood spent waiting in the principal’s office. Sweetie is home with the kids and can’t stop calling to check on them. Kim is getting her implants updated and tummy tuck. I can’t believe she showed her boobs and her belly on national TV! I didn’t know that fake boobs got saggy like that! I thought that was the whole point. She is going to have skin removed from he boob in the lift. And he belly is covered with stretch marks and excess skin. I don’t know why I am surprised about that, she has had six kids.
The stomach surgery, where he goes in and tightens all of her abdominal muscles (YIKES!) seem significant. He says she will have to stay bent over for ten days. How the heck does that work? After the consultation Kim and Kroy fly back home. Why wouldn’t she just do the surgery while she is down there?
Brielle Facetimes from her classroom during class. Great parenting. KJ is adorable and totally a Daddy’s boy. He looks exactly like Kroy. Arianna is trying to find out when she can date. Kim calls her out for Facetiming with someone at midnight. Apparently, all the iPads are connected and it shows up on their phone. Arianna get double-teamed about being two young to have a boyfriend.
Arianna has some girls over for a sleepover. Arianna likes a boy named Ben, well Benton. Kim made cookies. I forget what you call that kind, they are no bakes that you cook on the stove. I haven’t seen those in years. Kim and Kroy break in on Arianna’s Facetime session with Ben. I don’t get why Arianna can’t Facetime. It’s no different from a phone call really. So boys can’t call Arianna? Kim and Kroy use their security pad to shut off all the lights where the girls are.
Kim and Kroy are out enjoying some wine in red solo cups in the pool and Brielle and Arianna start screwing with the lights. It’s payback time! Later Kim and Kroy watch Lana on the monitor. They are obsessed with the security system. I would be too.
OMG the twins are so cute! Kim and Kroy are talking about the surgery. She is nervous because Kanye West’s mom died in surgery. Yes and wasn’t she at some sort of Bob’s Tits and Trams Shop sort of place? Kim had to have surgery for the hernia she has so as long as she is under she decided to get everything taken care of. My God, the twins are the cutest things in the world. Why isn’t she pimping them out for commercials?
Next Week: Kim and Kroy go back to Miami for the surgery. She’s super nervous. And the kids are left behind with Sweetie and Lana.