Not much really. She’s laying low at home with the kids and the babysitter. The film crew showed up this afternoon for just over an hour. There was no drama, no security alarms, no wild stories unlike the last time. But hey, they haven’t been gone two hours yet, so there is still time. I suppose she had some talking heads to do for her jailbird husband storyline. I’m torn between a game of GUESS THE HEADLINE! Perhaps something like Phaedra Refuses to Leave House! or maybe Phaedra Drowns Her Worries in Boxed Wine! Bravo Production Hold Intervention!
I find it odd that not one time has any housewife shown up to film at Phaedra’s house. Not even Kandi…
I think it is more fun to wonder what she is doing in there rather than what the next headline would be. I’m prone to a good Lifetime movie marathon where husbands are brutally murdered while polishing off a pint of haagen dazs gelato. Phaedra hasn’t set foot in her office in eons…. so she probably isn’t doing any legal work. She could be just dreaming about her future life with dead people. Perhaps she is orchestrating a fake funeral for Apollo. The prince and the governator are seated on either side of the babysitter and she is giving the eulogy?
Apparently, she was feeling all patriotic yesterday and posted this to twitter, ” Through blurred eyes we find the strength and courage to soar beyond the moment. We look to the future knowing we can never forget the past. September 11, 2001. We will not forget. #GodBlessAmerica #Sept11 #Memorial #NeverForgotten”
Come on. Play with me. I am being lazy today and not wanting to work… 🙂 What do YOU think she is doing in there?
I’d guess Phaedra is taking this opportunity to clean and tune up the equipment in the sex dungeon to be prepared for her next party, allegedly.
Trying out items from Kandi’s ‘Sorry Your Huzzzzzzban is in the Clink’ care package.
Robin R, Gurl, I started giggling & can not stop. U r funny.
Parks is a professional Head Doctor, but she sucks at it.
Ha ha ha ha ha dying I love it!
I think with all her criminal contacts she just may be plotting Apollo’s early demise. I’m sure there are plenty of people that Phaedra has represented who have friends who have friends on the inside that need money on their books lol. That way she doesn’t have to worry about putting money on Appolo’s book, him saying anything else about her involvement and she doesn’t even have to pay for a messy divorce. She’s all safe and sound ensconced at home with the little ones. She can then play the grieving southern belle and garner sympathy for herself and the children. Maybe she can even collaborate on a new book with Carol R from New York on being a widow. Gotta make some more bank without Apollo’s I’ll gotten gain lol.
ill not I’ll for goodness sake. Stupid auto correct.
She’s exercising her donkey booty so she can steal what’s her names Afrikan king of hers.
For Christ’s Sake, she still continues to try to seem like something she is not. So now she’s patriotic. Maybe she thinks everybody’s watching her so needs to stay in character — it’s “Lights, Camera, Action” and this is her latest performance. Yeah we’re watchin’ Phaedra. And waitin’ to see when the sands of the hourglass will flip on your fake ass.
And you know she is not patriotic how? I think everyone who is a citizen of this country will never forget 9-11…….I know I Won’t .
Who could forget. I remember exactly where I was when it happened. But let’s see just how patriotic Phaedra really is. Let’s see, she took an oath of office as an attorney, to wit: “I do solemnly swear that I will support, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States; that I will do no falsehood, or consent” …wait, she lost me at I will do no falsehood. I don’t give a rats ass if 9/11 gives her a moment of sad remembrance, as if that somehow supercedes her more glaring character flaws.
Maybe she’s preparing for her court hearing against Angela Stanton scheduled for 9/24 @ 9:30 a.m. EST?
I’m counting on that not happening. If it does I’ll have to reschedule some appointments.
On Fri, Sep 12, 2014 at 5:45 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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If it did happen, it would be delicious!
She praying that Apollo is not pissed enough at her to tell the feds that she was involved in the whole fraud thing.
My sentiments exactly!!! She’s a fraud. I’m sure she enjoyed the money that came from the fraud fund.
She is trying out “prison widow” outfits and working on her forlorn look.
Yep my money is on this one!
But her face is always so twisted up its hard to tell if she’s judging, bitching, hating, or maybe it’s just her face!!!
BH, so funny. And so right. It’s her face. Hahahaha!!
Since each branch of the franchise seems to have similar storylines, I imagine she’s waiting for her storyboard to be finished. I see something similar to the Taylor Armstrong storyline: writing and promoting a book about the trials and tribulations of raising children alone while her husband is “gone”. Maybe something about maintaining the southern belle persona: “Keep Your Southern Belle Ringing, While Your Canary Huzzbund is Singing”.
I think Bravo and TMZ are in cahoots…so the storyline will have to match up with the recent articles. It’s “good” tv. Truth is boring.
She could be wiping away all of Apollo’s DNA and traces of his existence in her home. Once the false alarms stop and filming done, the coast will be clear to dig up the floor boards or secret compartment built during remodeling. She doesn’t have to share the stolen loot with Apollo out of the way.
She is going to resurrect herself as the innocent southern belle of spotless character and a man done her wrong. A sympathetic operetta will be written by Kandy and starring Kandy in the Phaedra role
OMG the thing about the secret compartment put in during the renovations will have me thinking about this for days. I’m highly susceptible to conspiracy theories and this one is so….. so possible.
On Fri, Sep 12, 2014 at 6:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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The above comment was directed to TT in response to her trick or treating at Phaedra’s house. And of course we’d rally around you Tamara when the husband that hates your guts gets carted off to jail. We’re good people.
Ok now this comment landed in the wrong place too. Just ignore me. Thank you.
The truth may be boring but I love hearing about that little cul de sac. I know who leaves the trash cans on the street too long, whose cat goes missing all the time, who has the best candy and who is too stupid to work their house alarm. It’s fascinating. 🙂 I’m going to dress up like Kenya and go trick or treating there next month!
On Fri, Sep 12, 2014 at 6:43 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> OMG the thing about the secret compartment put in during the renovations > will have me thinking about this for days. I’m highly susceptible > to conspiracy theories and this one is so….. so possible. > > > On Fri, Sep 12, 2014 at 6:38 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
Are you going to wear a fishnet body stocking and go as Phaedra? We want pictures!
I’m torn between that Big Afro wig Kenya wore to her movie party or the big black feathered headdress she wore for the charity auction. I’m leaning toward the latter.
On Fri, Sep 12, 2014 at 6:53 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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You guys are good at this game!
On Fri, Sep 12, 2014 at 7:08 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> I’m torn between that Big Afro wig Kenya wore to her movie party or the > big black feathered headdress she wore for the charity auction. I’m leaning > toward the latter. > > On Fri, Sep 12, 2014 at 6:53 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
You should get one of your gay BF’s to go as Apollo to your Kenya. Play up the roles with some extreme flirting.
“… I’m going to dress up like Kenya and go trick or treating there next month! ”
OMG! THAT would be a panic! Maybe do Kenya impersonating the Ms. Donkey Booty version of Phaedra at that Party with a big, floppy hat, butt pads in fishnets?
NO ONE has showed up to the house, not Kandi, no one. If my husband just went to prison, all of you folks in the ATL would show up with the requisite green bean casserole and deviled eggs.
ALL OF YOU WOULD. I would be pissed by having to answer the door and then you would all clean up and fix me a drink and let me sob on your shoulder.
NO ON IS THERE.
On Fri, Sep 12, 2014 at 11:31 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Where are her friends with the casseroles and alcohol? I really would have expected Kandi to be there. I get she is in NYC filming for Bravo, but at some point I expect her to show up….and NO ONE has ever filmed at the new house.
On Fri, Sep 12, 2014 at 11:39 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
> NO ONE has showed up to the house, not Kandi, no one. If my husband just > went to prison, all of you folks in the ATL would show up with the > requisite green bean casserole and deviled eggs. > > ALL OF YOU WOULD. I would be pissed by having to answer the door and then > you would all clean up and fix me a drink and let me sob on your shoulder. > > NO ON IS THERE. > > On Fri, Sep 12, 2014 at 11:31 PM, Tamara Tattles [email protected]> wrote: > >>
True story an italian family from Chicago moved into my parent’s neighborhood. Vito (real name) worked in construction and opened a bar. They built a large outdoor kitchen and poolhouse. We joked about burying Jimmy Hoffa. ( I loved going over there and Nona did not speak English but was the perfect grandma in the kitchen) Anyhow, Vito had a heart attack and passed away. The house was sold to another family from Chicago. One day ATF, FBI raid the house and tore up the poolhouse…….guns. The funniest part is, I had left home and my mom would tell me so and so moved. blank came home but she never said a word about the raid. I was home and see the son’s picture in the paper under a gun smuggling, rackateering headline. She did not want to speak badly of our friends since the raid was after they sold the house. My dad just laughed and said “Bless your heart”. He had been out of the country and she never told him! I could totally believe a renovation conspiracy.
Maybe she’s in the fetal position sucking her thumb crying herself to sleep wishing she wasn’t such a fucking mess and her friends weren’t so fair weather.
Ok, I’ll be there to bail you out.
Bring a friend along so they can dress up like a nurse. Her tag will read “Head Doctor’s Nurse”
She’s packing up Apollo’s stuff and sending it to Goodwill.
what in the hell is she going to do with all those pix of his juvenile two fingered gang sign pix?
Replace them with her own? She does the same thing. That drives me crazy.
On Fri, Sep 12, 2014 at 11:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Are you fucking joking me? Phaedra, too? If I ever saw my attorney (or funeral director) making that pose I’d… Well, I don’t even know what I’d do, because grown ups–especially “high powered professionals”–just don’t do that.
Maybe she’ll use one for the cover of “Donkey Booty – 2”.
I think she is getting the budget together for “my baby daddy is in the pokey” party that I’m sure Dwight will plan… imagine the dancers for that one.
TOO funny!
Probably watching reruns of season 3 of RHOA , eating dill pickles and dreaming of happier times.
I think she’s going to play victim of domestic abuse to revamp her image, hence the ‘low key Phaedra’.
Tigerlilly, your insight…on 10!
Probably memorizing and rehearsing all her ‘reads’ and comebacks for when Kenya inevitably lays into her ass. Probably has scripts and everything.
In front of the mirror of course!
Tamara Tattles is a hateful person. Kids are involved in this situation. Phaedra gave this guy a second chance on life and he blew it. Stop terrorizing this woman and her kids. Worry about your own life!
Phaedra gave the guy her head doctor skills in exchange for inseminating her. No one is terrorizing her. We are just commenting on her life as she is ON A REALITY SHOW!
And if you knew anything about me you’d know I am seeing a therapist to learn to worry about my life less, you jackhole jerkwad.
Lol Love it 🙂
Clearly, you need to book more sessions with your therapist. You are stalking this woman. Who has spies near someone’s house? What grown woman dreams about dressing up in costumes to go “trick or treat” at someone’s residence. You’re obsessed with Phaedra and you have a problem. Phaedra needs to get security and security cams ASAP.
Yes, because I leave my house so often. That’s me always going out and about, trick or treating, right now I’m at a street festival in Venice just kicking it with the crowds.
That or the neighbors who live around this circus show report on the insanity outside their window.
On Sat, Sep 13, 2014 at 12:42 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Kelli, if TT is such a horrible person, then you must be, too. You are here, posting on her blog, encouraging her to continue with these dasterdly deeds. Where is YOUR responsibility in all this? Huh?
Why don’t you just go fuck off? Phaedra is in a mess because Phaedra made bad choices. Viewers are not responsible for those who choose to go on tv and make asses of themselves.
And before you start in on me, I’ll tell you straight out. If those children were MY responsibility, they wouldn’t have been born in the first place.
Now what? Bring it, bitch.
Ut oh. Someone has made the Cat cranky…
On Sat, Sep 13, 2014 at 2:50 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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HE/SHE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN, SIN, SIN,; CAST THE FIRST STONE!!!!
Y’all know I HAVE to let this one through the gate. She’s hysterical as fuck in moderation. Phaedra Phans are religious freaks and fun to laugh at.
Speaking of the kids…Tamara, do you have any updates on the possible father of the youngest boy? Allegedly. They sure couldn’t look more different if they tried.
Oh, and I don’t think it is “stalking” to be entertained by the goat rodeos surrounding these RHOA women. It’s funny, for pete’s sake. They put themselves out there, they get paid for it. Anybody can figure out where Phaedra’s new house is; that info is all over the internet, for all of us and all of our houses. If she really wanted privacy, she could have bought in a gated community. Instead, she bought a house in a pretty vulnerable spot. If I were her, I would want to be back off a long driveway behind a 30′ fence with a herd of Dobermans.
@ Kelli please!!!!! You sound as if you believe that Phedra is somehow better than Apollo therefore granted him a second chance at life. Appolo and Phedra differ in two ways and that in education and she’s book smart , she is just as grimy low down and disgusting as he is . So please miss all of us on this blog with your neck talking foolishness .
Again, he/she who is without SIN, CAST THE FIRST STONE!!!!! It still means the same today as it did in biblical, more Christian times……what’s your sin(s) baby b/c I know you have lots of them!!!!
Typical fake fucking christian. Coming here, annoying people with your bible thumping. Passing judgement yourself. Hypocrite. Oh, but you’ll go to your fake church tomorrow, and it will all be ok. Then you can start a new week, annoying people. Fuck off.
*watching the Cat play w the meeses* Thank you TT for opening that gate. I’m not sure if you let them *in* or let someone else *out*. What would Janet of Melbourne call Cat tonight? Raaaaaaar! Lovely to watch 🙂
Just keeping the claws sharp. 🙂
There are mobs of trolls outside the gates. It’s hysterical. Folks seem very upset that Phaedra’s neighbors read here. I don’t recall them being this upset when Sheree’s neighbors read here. Sheree’s neighbors ACTUALLY MOVED lol.
On Sat, Sep 13, 2014 at 6:42 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Too bad our po’ southern belle doesn’t have a saber toothed feline on *her* side of the gate! Sorry, blue person. You don’t equate.
Kelli…..we are not her church congregation….she may have you fooled with all her hallelujah talk, but..she had children by a man straight out of prison to keep her job on a t_v show. She made a bad choice so thats is Phaedra’s fault. she exhibits zero common sense to begin with which I doubt she received her much money for being a lawyer but she received her money from apollo ‘S criminal activity…sHe signed your little book when she showed up to your church and now you think she’s an angel okay whatever..you sound like a stupid woman..
And you know all of this b/c you were right there in the mist of it all; what is your compensation for your 411?
By all means, hold Tamara accountable for Phaedra’s choice of Apollo; she likes clean men. I mean he is a white collar criminal of the highest sort, not some dirty common criminal. Children are involved and nobody has anything nasty to say about them. This is Phaedra’s doing, She can certainly choose to fade away and not put herself in the glare of the public eye. You make it sound as if she is kind, forgiving, lady who was bamboozled by a criminal genius.
Yeah Tamara, think of the children for goodness sake. If it were’t for you Mr. President would probably have been Apollo’s child. It all makes so much sense now. Thanks Kelli for helping me see the light. Allegedly.
T.T.’s journalistic offerings rarely reads as “hate,” it’s a hate-filled world. And if one “chooses” to present themselves publicly PUBLIC FEEDBACK is par for the course. You have to have THICK SKIN to be a public figure…and maintain that THICK SKIN especially when your lies become transparent. The problem is most egos WANT to be PERCEIVED how they want to be perceived and when that backfires! Now, they’re ALL in their feelings, appointing folks to write bloggers on how “hateful” they are. C’mon… stop it! And “terrorizing” is a STRONG adjective. One that’s misplaced in this context. Look up the 911, Columbine, slavery, cases, now THAT’S TERROR! Bruising the ego of a faux-southern-belle by holding up the proverbial mirror does not qualify as “terror.”
Parks, not sure if the one calling themselves “Kelli” above here is your cousin, home-girl, or on the payroll but she’s not working with a full-deck if she thinks any public figure being opined on by the public is a form of terror. Parks, suggestion: get you and your family out of public-view. Over time, you’ll be forgotten about and no longer blogged about.
One other thing, Kelli…a brief oversight: Speaking about “terror”, don’t you think all those retired Delta employees looking for their coin, but couldn’t find it, isn’t that “terror.” Let’s not forget the TRUE victims here. Parks makes out as the victor, really–maybe not in the court-of-public-opinion [the portion of the public that watches #RHOA and care to comment on it or its players], but in the opinion of the law, cause she’s still FREE. What the heck should she [or YOU] care what others think about her??
Logically, how can you have empathy for a thief? Or the wife of one?…Yeah, yeah, we all know: She claims she didn’t know about Apollo’s sticky fingers…if you believe that, somebody may have a bridge to sell you for a buck!
Kelly: SHUT the fuck up, obviously no one here is going to read what you say and go, “Oh, wow, there ARE kids involved. Well I feel totally different now!”
And “kids involved” line = lame.
she is terrorizing herself…she’s the one that wants to be on TV, she’s the one telling us all her business, she’s the one instragramming her whereabouts and she’s the dummy that married a criminal…she wants us to keep up with her whereabouts, she actually wants us to bring a cassarole…LMAO!!!
Come on. Play with me. I am being lazy today and not wanting to work… 🙂 What do YOU think she [Phaedra] is doing in there?
Exactly what you just said; I think Phaedra got out her book of numbers [insert imagination]
🙂
I think she is looking over all the divorce papers to make sure they are in order with her lawyer and discussing if Apollo can sue her to put money on his books.
Planning her escape to a country that Doesn’t extradite because Apollo is about to tell on her.
Phaedra’s assembling a “care package” for the love of her life, Apollo, to keep him happy and feeling loyal, so Apollo won’t rat on her after he has become a prison b*tch, and desperate to get out of prison ASAP.
She’s doing math equations so when she gets knocked up and her 3rd child is born she can pretend its Apollo’s and legitimately born in wedlock.
Bwahahahaha!!! She’s gonna double-check her work this time!
Let me guess…..
Phaedra is busy having a, “Mirror mirror on the wall, who has got the prettiest shaven ‘hoo-haa/poontang’s’ of them all” soirée.
Then she will sprinkle powdered sugar over all of them.
Followed by, a “Fix It Jesus” Southern style, tent revival meeting. (I ain’t doing a Slain by the Spirit joke. God might get me, for that)
Now, how’s this, TT, for being, on point, and not, off topic for once.
She’s reading these comments and trying to figure out if it’s time pasteurize the buttermilk.
She’s thinking of moving to NJ and get a partnership with Jim or she is contemplating starting a phone sex business ’cause she doesn’t want to ever leave the house ’cause of all the gossip. She’s just finished cutting Apollo’ s head out of all the pictures.
I should totally do a phone sex line. If I didn’t hate talking on the phone so much…
On Sat, Sep 13, 2014 at 12:46 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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You would certainly be imaginative.
Cutting his head out of the pictures…that’s a winner! Hahaha! Also she’s probably planning her next book and book tour about how she survived her husband’s most recent prison stint.
I had to open the gate to let the blue person in. I felt guilty laughing at her all by myself in moderation. 🙂
On Sat, Sep 13, 2014 at 4:38 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Thanks TT! You’re so good to us!
She’s crocheting another outfit for her upcoming Coming Out Party! It only requires one spool of dental floss!
Phaedra? Who is this Phaedra you speak of?
Poor baby, not one friend to see if she’s ok. However, maybe she’s spending her day on the grrl to grrl dating site. Just because no one is physically visiting her doesn’t mean she can’t spend her time in the company of her virtual grrlfriends. Or maybe she’s taking some time to read the handbook on her alarm. Of course she may be doing some document shredding. She may be starting to write her new book titled: “My Gate is Possessed By Demons.” I’d read that as long as it was more of a pamphlet. Maybe she’s starting her own church. “The Church of Living Through Balanced Pleasures.” (If I started a religion that’s what I would call it.)
Realistically she’s probably in some deep denial. Picture Norma Desmond saying, “All right Mr. Demille, I’m ready for my close up.”
At the end of the day, HA, she’s breathing a big ole sigh of relief…
I wouldn’t be breathing too comfortably, there are plenty of snitches in the sea…
She is desperately organizing, yet another, fraud scheme to pay the mortgage. (Maybe using the personal information and social security numbers of the deceased who use Phaedra’s funeral services to steal identities? Or using phone sex to woo one of her strippers to run another Stanton-like scheme for her?)
Tampamom, sad but true. Allegedly.
Where are her friends with the casseroles? You only do that when there is grief at losing someone. Either she has no real friends or her friends think this marriage was over long ago and she has since moved on so there would be no need to comfort her. I think it is the latter. Alledgedly.
I mean, not even Kandi? Pitiful.
Southern Belle……that always makes me laugh. Southern Bafoon is accurate.
She is counting the days until the Feds coming knocking at her door.
Her neighbors cant wait because she brought the property values down on her street.
And you and your lifestyle is better b/c you’re such a saint? Oh please let us know how perfect you are and you are without sin,,,,,,so you can definitely judge everyone else’s LIFE?????
Maybe not everyone else’s but Phaedra’s for sure. That is the entire point of reality tea to judge the lives of those on the show, positively or negatively. Phaedra’s entire life is a spectacle. And it’s a hilarious one at that.
Do you know Phaedra personally or something? #inApollovoice At the end of the day she’s on a reality show and reality stars lives are scrutinized all of the time.
Blue, I detect a little judgement coming from you… Who made you the judge, jury and executioner? Go away.
Blue should stfu before someone adds a little black to the blue. Yeah, I’ll throw that stone…and I’m a damned good shot, too.
Yup.
My lifestyle is better because my husband is not in the pen for admitting he stole from a bunch of innocent people. Assuming Phaedra loves her husband, as she claims, I would think her world is hell right now due to the fact that the love of her life is away from her for years. I get to be with my love.
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My lifestyle is better than hers.
(That’s just one of a billion arguments I could make.)
I cannot wait for the RH field trip to the pen! I can just hear NeNe shrieking “I ain’t never been in no place like th-isss!”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Isn’t Kandi on tour with her show????
Not yet… she has a few days before that starts IIRC, She has been in NYC for Fashion week with Cynthia and Kenya though.
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So Phaedras been all over the Chitlin circuit to promote her book and on vacations out of the county but too ashamed (or proud maybe?) to hang out in NYC for fashion week with her girl. It’s not like she hasn’t had other adventures during Apollo’s ordeal
For some reason I believe Kandi is to fond of the “new” friendship between Pheadra & Nene. Don’t be surprise Kandi be team Kenya
Everyone has scattered like roaches when the lights come on because they don’t want to get caught in the spotlight from the feds and they need to protect their “brands”. All the housewives love the spotlight, but this is not the kinda spotlight they are looking for. When you least expect it, everyone’s old skeletons begin popping up everywhere
Phaedra’s onliest friends showed up today, the film crew. They spent about three hours at the house. Are they really just filming talking heads in there? Maybe she is on the phone with Kandi so she has some sort of person to talk to rather than just the cameras? Maybe they didn’t like the talking heads from the other day?
I wonder if she had a secret friend enter in the night to the MIL apartment.
Gee tamara, my comment nvr made it out of moderation hmmm?
Oooo…another one! Shit. I’ve got too little time to play! *whine*
I will whine if I want 2 lol
Burning evidence.
Hahaha burning evidence…love it! ALLEDGEDLY ☺
Packing up Apollo’s belongings and getting ready to mail them to his momma’s house. Finalizing the details on the divorce papers. Sipping on some tea.
She is packing up a care package full of can food. Apollo’s favorite.
Answers T.T.’s last line/question: Playing the game. And P.C.P. plays it WELL!
Until she winds up in College Park with her 2 kids eating government cheese. She may have played the game well in the past, however, with a husband in the pokey. She can hardly risk illegal activities at this time to bring in her income. She may make a few coins from RHOA but she has champagne tastes and that will be gone quickly. But you go on sister, believe in Miss Parks- she will need someone to put money on her books eventually. You sound like a good candidate for that.
Hey Tamara!
I think Phaedra’s in her house building her a “clean man”..or she took what she could get, a dirty one, and she’s still cleaning the “Hell” out of him!