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Couples Therapy Premiere! Drama on Day One!

September 10, 2014 by tamaratattles 24 Comments

Couples Therapy New Season

Juan Pablo and Nikki are the first to arrive. I did not see my headline used in the bio. 🙁 Oh well I still got paid and I guess it could still happen. This will be their first time they live together. This should be interesting. Juan Pablo tells Deena and Chris that Nikki is like having another daughter who is 15.

Next up is Deena who was on Jersey Show for a bit. Her boyfriend Chris is uncomfortable with the financial differences between his income and Deena’s.

Treach and Cicely are next. Treach is a hip hop artist from Naughty by Nature. They have been together for 7 years. Cecily wanted to get into acting and Treach promised to help her break into the business. She ended up having two of his babies and is raising the kids pretty much alone while he is on the road touring. Cicely says Treach is not faithful when he was on the road. Treach says he only cheated when they are not together. Cicely says Treach doesn’t make her feel secure. He says there is nothing going on and she needs to get the fuck over it. Treach is the token angry black man for this season.

When Treach and Cicely walk in Chris is starstuck. Cicely recognizes Deena and she is a Jersey Shore fan. Couple Therapy New Season2

Next up we have Evel Dick. Oh how I hated him on Big Brother.  You have to admit though he makes the news a lot all these years later. Not usually for anything good. But Everyone remembers him. Dick and Stephanie broke up 10 months ago. They still love each other but can’t seem to make things work.  Dick comes in alone at first and tells Juan Pablo he beat him out as the biggest reality villain recently. Juan Pablo is pleased to have won over Dick. Dick says Juan Pablo is setting off his bullshit meter but he is giving him the benefit of the doubt. Juan Pablo asks why he is here by himself. Stephanie walked in the house and things were awkward. The rest of the house is surprised at how beautiful she is.

The group has their first meeting. No session, just getting acquainted with the therapy room. Later they are all sitting outside at dinner. Dick asks Apollo about the fantasy suites, or as I call it the bang cards. Dick doesn’t watch the show but is aware that at final three he has an overnight date with the remaining women. How does it feel to know that Juan Pablo is fucking all the other girls. For those unfamiliar, they don’t always fuck. Or at least they don’t always admit it. However, in Juan Pablo’s season, one of the things that made him such a douche bag is he fucked the first girl and then told Andi (the next girl) about his sex with her. I believe BOTH of those girls were disgusted and went home on their own. Nikki pretty much won by default. It was a major deal on the show. Nicki looks upset briefly but then cracks a joke saying, “I was the third.” Juan Pablo tells Dick “that’s the beauty of that. Juan Pablo says only he and the girl in the room know what really happened. Nicki says she won’t ask him.

Dr. Jenn has her first meeting with Juan Pablo and Nikki. Nikki feels like she is more invested in the relationship. Juan Pablo is a bit nonchalant. Nikki is still waiting for Juan Pablo to say “I Love You.”

Treach and Cicely are already fighting with each other on day two. Cicely wants to be Treach’s personal assistant. Treach says she has issues dealing with other women and she just wants to keep tabs on him.

This season it looks like a huge argument occurs with everyone. Only Deena and Chis seem salvageable at this point. I can’t wait!

 

 

 

 

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Filed Under: Couples Therapy Tagged With: Chris Buckner, Cicely Evans, Couples Therapy, Dina Cortese, Dr. Jenn, Evel Dick Donato, Jenna Jameson, John Wood, Juan Pablo Galavis, Mike Dow, Nikki Ferrell, Stepanie Fisher, Treach Criss, VH1

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  1. calipatti says

    September 10, 2014 at 10:14 pm

    I’m still watching, just came on out here. So far looks like a lot of tears. I can’t stand most crying women, sorry I can’t.

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  2. Dingle says

    September 10, 2014 at 10:25 pm

    Apollo? You mean Juan Pablo? You seriously have at least one cast member name wrong in every single one of your blogs. WTF.

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    • calipatti says

      September 10, 2014 at 10:36 pm

      Dingle as in dingle berrys?

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      • Josie says

        September 10, 2014 at 10:48 pm

        Yep, that’s dingleberry. She hates this blog and has left never to return about four times now.

        Welcome back, dingleberry.

        din·gle·ber·ry
        ˈdiNGəlˌberē/
        noun vulgar slang
        1.
        a particle of fecal matter attached to the anal hair of an animal.
        2.
        USinformal
        a foolish or inept person.

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      • tamaratattles says

        September 11, 2014 at 12:05 am

        ​Yes, seems like a disgruntled competitor to me. 🙂

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 11, 2014 at 12:04 am

      ​Thanks for reading them all!

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    • Ca says

      September 11, 2014 at 11:33 am

      Dingle Dude, no one cares about your talent of picking out typos and minor errors. I am a technical writer and they don’t bother me one bit. That’s part of the package with TT being able to turn out hilarious recaps RIGHT after the show airs…tedious proofreading would just make them come out later and make it less fun for TT. You must have some issues with lack of control in your life to try and exert your perceived influence here. Please go away.

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      • tamaratattles says

        September 11, 2014 at 11:37 am

        ​LOL I used to work as a technical editor for IBM. Editing technical manuals written by super smart people who were not particularly fluent in English. I think that sparked my aversion to proof reading. 🙂

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      • LookersMissesMelissa says

        September 12, 2014 at 9:55 am

        I’m very new (just found this site yesterday) but have seriously read over 20 recaps & articles. I’m SUCH a grammar hoar & strangely…it doesn’t bother me AT ALL here! (It’s really liberating let me tell you) but I agree the plethora of witty & super interesting reporting and the point of view of this particular writer make it perfectly acceptable!! I didn’t look at the posting date & time but knowing it’s speedy makes it even more interesting to me. Tamra Tattles seems to care much more about reporting the TRUTH than anything which is freaking RARE for the people she’s talking about…btw I found this site by way of a commentator linking it in a WRONG report about Apollo Nida on what’s probably one of the competitor websites (which I used to like but have grown to loathe now knowing all the bullsht they “report”). Also, I can’t stand the point of view of some of the writers. Also, they’re inherently stupid.

        Anyway. Cheers! Love the writing, go on with ya bad self though!

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  3. gerly1 says

    September 10, 2014 at 10:44 pm

    Not to be mean but what happened to Evel’s face he looks scarred?

    When does the porn star arrive? Her previews looked dramatic.

    TT I believe your blog article title was shown after the morning news clip…..I’m sure I saw douchebag.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 11, 2014 at 12:06 am

      ​It was. I am slammed today was trying to recap, catch it, update a couple of RHOA blogs and read incoming sources. It’s been a SUPER BUSY day. And a fantastic one. I wonder if TMZ will ever admit they made that story up? LOL

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  4. lori says

    September 11, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    I actually liked Evel Dick. He made the show so good, and not in a disgusting Frankie kind of way. I wonder what his big reveal is. From the sounds of it, it must be something health related. I don’t want to google it, because I want to wait for it on the show. Looking very forward to the rest of this season.

    Congrats on making some extra moolah!

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  5. Nancy83 says

    September 11, 2014 at 1:13 pm

    Anybody know if Venezuelans (besides Juan Pablo) think saying, “I love you is synonymous for saying “will you marry me”? I think Juan is going to come off like more of jerk than he even did before.

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    • bombero129 says

      September 11, 2014 at 1:29 pm

      I am Cuban, while I am not Venezuelan, I live in Miami where we all co-exist together. We are all Hispanic. When I was watching Juan Pablo explain himself I couldn’t help but think that he is a LIAR because as Hispanic people we are very passionate and say I love you to pretty much everyone! We freaking give each other (including perfect strangers) a kiss on the cheek and hug everytime to say hello. What hes saying does make any sense to me, he is just a typical “quien es mas macho” douchebag.

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      • Nancy83 says

        September 11, 2014 at 1:58 pm

        Thanks for the reply that makes a lot of sense to me, and I love the term, “quien es mas macho.” I believe he came on the show, not to get together with Nikki, but to rehabilitate his name, hope you keep in touch with the forum, so he can’t use the different culture card.

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        • tamaratattles says

          September 11, 2014 at 5:51 pm

          He’s going to need to use the “different planet” card.​

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  6. love2hatebravo says

    September 11, 2014 at 5:32 pm

    I don’t care about a single cast member mentioned here. I like CT, but its hard to care about such obscure people. Bummer. I would’ve watched on demand.

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  7. Hera says

    September 11, 2014 at 7:54 pm

    Treach, we read Pep’s memoir…gosh, no offense to Cisley, but…is “she” really Pep’s successor? We suppose so. Cisley, though you may appear “corny” to most urbanites, there’s SOMETHING you have that can hold a Sag’s attention for 7 years. They are the hunters of the zodiac, they bore VERY easily. Whatever it is, keep up the good work. 😉

    But Treach, do you feel like the “token” on this show? DMX and all the previous brown ones too…it’s like they NEED some flavor, so they call on y’all to provide. Hope the pay is worth it.

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    • itwasjulie says

      September 12, 2014 at 1:00 am

      i am not up on hip hop is Pep like as in Salt and Pepper? i have no idea who Treach is.

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  8. sequoia ( @sequoia_singer ) says

    September 11, 2014 at 9:21 pm

    Sorry your blog wasn’t featured. Perhaps they’ll use it in a later episode.

    This reminds me of a story about Dame Julie Andrews. She was set to appear in Blake Edwards, her husband’s, “Return of the Pink Panther” . He didn’t think her character moved the story forward so he cut her part out of the movie. That’s right, Dame Julie Andrews wound up on the cutting room floor. But she got her revenge making him sleep on the bedroom floor. So she says…. So take heart. Ms Andrews went on to bigger and better career heights, that is before that unfortunate throat surgery (what is it about throat surgery). I confidently predict you will continue to scale the walls of success too.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 11, 2014 at 10:54 pm

      I was on there… it was just very fast. 🙂

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      • sequoia ( @sequoia_singer ) says

        September 11, 2014 at 11:04 pm

        I see.. and now I’ve wasted a perfectly good Julie Andrews story.

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        • tamaratattles says

          September 11, 2014 at 11:21 pm

          ​I really do need to try and get someone to steal the teabag for you. Maybe I could get Captain Lee to do it. He likes me. Or one of the shahs… I’ve already asked the Bravo Gif maker dude, T.Kyle and he just laughed.

          No one seems to take the tea bag caper seriously.

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      • sequoia ( @sequoia_singer ) says

        September 11, 2014 at 11:42 pm

        Good heavens. While I do have designs on that tea bag, I wouldn’t want you to tarnish your, um… good reputation, by conspiring illegal activities.. You aren’t a big enough star yet to survive the scandal.

        Besides, I have a counterfeit teabag I’ve put on display and nobody seems the wiser.

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