Leann and Eddie take their parents on a family trip to Hawaii. I’m pretty sure the boys went too, but they are not allowed to be filmed. I seem to remember Brandi whining about this on Twitter when it happened. Leann’s mom has been married to her stepfather, Ted for about 13 years. Leann loves Ted.
Leann and Eddie rented a three bedroom condo and ranked third on bedroom choices. Welcome to vacationing with family. Someone asks what Leann’s mom is drinking and she says a virgin pina colada. Eddie asked why it’s a virgin. She says she doesn’t like liquor. She’s never smoked, drank or cheated on her husbands. Awkward silence. Leann says, “I’ve got you beat on that one!” Eddie’s dad is one of those people who spends his entire vacation taking pictures. I don’t believe in vacation pictures.
Leann and Eddie tell their parents that she is off birth control. Eddie says they are not deliberately trying get pregnant, but if it happens it happens. This qualifier seems to annoy Leann who seems to be trying without him.
The parents want to do all the touristy stuff in Hawaii and Eddie in particular just wants to sit on the beach drinking alcohol. Leann is not hitting the alcohol hard because she is trying to have a baby whether Eddie acknowledges it or not. For me, I’m not above doing some touristy things, and it’s fun to go to the grocery store in exotic places (I imagine mounds of SPAM and a bunch of unusual kinds of fresh fish in a Hawaiian grocery store) but I agree with Eddie that there should be days that the most strenuous thing you should have to do is turn over to get the sun on all fours sides of your body. #FatGirProblems.
The next morning at 7 am everyone is going paddle boarding. It’s like a contest to see who can break a hip first.
Later at lunch, Leann decides it’s time to start a pregnancy scare storyline. Leann’s mom is already naming the nonexistent baby. Leann’s stepdad wants to go swimming with the sharks. Since it is raining, the decide to do it. Because that makes sense. There are a million sharks around the cage and this is the sort of stuff I should not watch because I already have a healthy fear of swimming in the ocean. Eddies parents did not participate. Because they are smart.
Later at breakfast, the two grandmothers conspire to buy a pregnancy test for Leann who arrives late to breakfast with Eddie, limping on a sprained ankle that likely was injured in some kinky sex act the night before. The grandparents decide to give Leann and Eddie their own private day. Leann and Eddie go on a horseback riding trail in the rain and are shot by paparazzi. Leann tells Eddie she is late. Eddie says if she is pregnant he is excited. Leann immediately asks how he thinks Brandi will react.
The grandparents go shopping for a pregnancy test for Luann. Leann brings up that her mother doesn’t like horses because one bit her in the nipple once. Um… ouch?
The next morning, Leann pees in a wine glass and brings the “wine glass full of pee to the breakfast table.” Aren’t you suppose to pee on the stick? Is it really necessary to submerge it urine? Shocker! She is not pregnant! #eyeroll
I don’t believe in (excessive) vacation pictures either! I also only take photos with my manual camera Bc people get too absorbed with how the photo looks when doing digital. If I take a picture (which is not often) I like to frame it, click, and move on and actually experience a moment.
Nice recap. I like this silly show. The parents are funny; I like how open they are with their family. The show has potential . Hope they get another season.
[jaw drops] Yeah, great potential. Maybe next time she’ll shit in a coffee mug.
Great potential to make me gag? To make me continue not to watch if my life depended on it? Recaps of this show reek of payola to begin with.
2 famewhores 1 latte glass?
You guys have the right to gag and I have the right to like the silly show; that’s what make this blog fabulous.Lol
Lydia Says, every single one of us like silly shows. I liked it but had to stop watching. I just barely have enough room for my other silly shows and couldn’t fit this in anymore. It had to go. Even Eddie’s beauty couldn’t make me drop any of my other silly shows. You fit in just fine here. We’re all a bunch if weirdos (allegedly).
i like the show. seems pretty fake, tho. like she would twist her ankle without the parents knowing right away.
her putting the pee drops onto the stick on top of the dining table was even more disgusting. guess they couldn’t fit 6 people and a cameraman into the bathroom to film it, tho (loving that image anyway). smdh
My comments always the same, I like Leann and I now like the parents.
I also love vacation photos of my sons. If I can catch them in a embarrassing situation or off guard is the best. It’s parental revenge.
Typo. that’s what makes this blog fabulous.Lol
Sorry @Calipatti. Ignore my previous reply.(wrong place) I agree. I don’t the mind show.The parents were funny. But some people do go overboard with taking pictures while on vacation.
Mentioning Brandi would seem normal in a situation with regular people but we all know they had to get her name said at some point this episode.
One would think at some point that LeAnne would realize she needs to quit copying Brandi, quit tweeting about Brandi”s boys and dragging her name into her daily life. They both need to just move on. The facts are there – Eddie and LeAnne cheated on their spouses – dumped them and got married. No amt. of cute pictures of her and the kids will change the fact that she turned Brandi and her children’s world upside down. It was not a nice thing to do but it is done. Eddie needs to see that LeAnne behaves with respect to his ex-wife. Brandi needs to do the same and just..move on.
Very well said. The world will forget/not care about the cheating that happened many years ago once they (including Brandi) let us stop having to hear about it. I mean look, Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood had a similar situation and nobody cares now because they let the drama die and got on with living the lives they wanted to, with his kids from his first marriage.
Pam, this is the sentiment that someone needs to approach these asshats with…Leanne does seem a bit intimidated/overwhelmed/stalkerish/trying too hard where Brandi is concerned…so no Brandi was NOT lying about that…Leanne, don’t make me like Brandi, cause you are just as crazy as she is. Maybe the handsome one just likes the crazies…I’m going to try this in real life, I think I’m crazy enough for a super handsome guy
The show is not that bad.I don’t get why some people are upset when they mention Brandi. These silly people are going to be in each other’s life for a long time because of the kids. Brandi became relevant and well known for bashing them every chance she gets. Were people that upset when Brandy was airing every gory detail about the father of her children for a quick buck? what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
You know, when Eddie insisted that Brandi be a stay at home mom and then did not put her name on anything (this depriving her of building up her own credit), and then:
1) cheats on her while she is pregnant;
2) continues to see LeAnn after he tells her he wants their 10-year relationship to work;
3). Insists on taking half the wedding china as part of the divorce;
4) insists on keeping the Bronco that Brandi’s dad have them as a gift,
Then, yeah, she can write whatever the goddamned hell she wants and. If she didn’t, I would personally pay her $50,000 to do it.
You know, with the Euro sucking hind tit again, that $50K would go a long way on a down payment on that pied a terre in Paris you owe me. I’m Just Saying.
On Sat, Sep 6, 2014 at 8:09 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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My dear, you keep forgetting the bet. Brandi outlasted your girl, what’s her name again? Oh yeah, Kenya, in Celebrity Apprentice. I’m still shopping for my apartment on Lake Como (probably the town of Varenna as it is one of my favorites), and will let you know when I find it. You can pay in installments. 🙂
Why do you keep getting this backwards? Why? :)
On Sun, Sep 7, 2014 at 1:47 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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tremezzo is pretty nice, too.
@Puravidacostarica2 Unless you were privy to their relationship, you are taking Brandi’s side of the story;she’s been proven to be a liar many times. 2) Brandi made a conscious decision to be financial illiterate in her marriage; she can’t blame nobody but herself. You don’t have to be working full time to work on your credit. Many stay at home moms get allowances from the spouses and are able to save money unbeknownst to their spouses.Brandi could have easily opened her own account and work on her credit without him knowing. Brandi was not the average housewife raising the kids alone at home all day. She lived the high life as she and Eddie lived off credit pretending they were rich. She was a “faux rich” housewife with nannies that shopped, partied and lunched with the Jones she’s was trying to keep up with.3) California is a community property state, they each ended up with a combination of assets and debts equal to the same amount as the other. 4) Brandi was having as many one night -stands and 3somes as Eddie was, so they were pretty much in an open relationship. Brandi is no victim.
Wow, sounds like you’re the one privvy to Brandi and Eddie’s lives and what Brandi was or was not doing during her marriage to Eddie. Okay, you lost all credibility here. Go back being a LeAnn sycophant. It suits you well.
Take the first line of your post and then compare it to #4 of your post. Yeah, you lost all credibility with me.
Just because they are going to be in each other’s lives forever because of the kids doesn’t mean they can’t/shouldn’t have lives that don’t involve the other party. This means, when they are each doing their own job of reality show we should be able to see what they’re doing that doesn’t include the other person. If all they have is railing on each other than that is a sad life that I don’t think any healthy person would want to see.