Back in December I started hearing rumors about the RHONJ filming in an Atlantic City casino. I made my predictions for how things would go this season back in February, and so far everything seems to be going as I expected. The Atlantic City trip, and now it seems the Florida trip, were over the top with drama. Amber came back from the Atlantic City trip and posted on her Facebook that everyone made her cry. The twins were ready to be done with the show.
I’m bringing this up today because of a hilarious Radar Online story. The post claims that an unnamed housewife was filmed showing her fellatio technique on a bottle in front of the other ladies. Their source also discussed her kinky sex life with her husband which includes the use of a strap-on. When said housewife arrived home she sobbed to her husband who called production and threatened to sue them if they showed the footage.
Radar seems to think the scenes will not air. I know what those Bravo contracts look like and they OWN those ladies and can show any footage they would like. I certainly hope they do show it, it would make for great TV.
Now all we have to figure out from the Radar story is which housewife has a husband with loose asshole and a history of vexatious litigation ? Hmmm, it’s right on the tip of my tongue. 🙂
It was Amber who was drunk and said it for sure.
Your gonna end up in them jersey woods !!! Now he’s going to threaten sue you AGAIN and not realize he’s admitting he is a bitch 🙂
Oh sweet Jesus please get this visual out of my head.
I wouldn’t name names, but it’s the little dude with the Napoleon complex, whose wife’s name rhymes with “Amber”.
Omg remember dina on her saying the reason she said that whole take it up the ass Jim was bc of a drunk convo with amber
Yes, it has to be Amber. Lol. She better behave. He will sue her.
He will divorce her if this comes out.
It has to be Amber that showed them how to do that with that bottle. And the strape on.
My guess would have Tamra and Eddie, were it not in Jersey.
Melissa
He should just own the fact he enjoys to be a bottom. It doesn’t make you gay. Plenty of my female friends have indulged their straight male partner’s interest in a bit of bum fun. Usually I know this as after a few drinks they ask me for advice on how to ‘tackle the situation’.
You are correct. My last BF loved having me finger bang him, and it was hot and erotic. I like doing that so much, my new BF is in for a helluva treat. After all, men do it to me, so. There ya go.
@Morgan LaFay, my finger’s in my mouth as I feign vomting! TMI, TMI.
I WAS eating. ew.
On Thu, Sep 4, 2014 at 7:13 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Just make sure that you wear a finger cot ….
Ew no, I love my partner but I would draw the line there! I’m no fun, I know.
No ones picking Joe “I can’t get enough of my wife” “I wore an elephant on my schlong” Gorga?
I can imagine the fingers. Gag
I hope they have condoms on them.
I think I sent the condoms on their fingers to another blog. Lol
I believe you on predicting it. What’s your prediction on which housewive showed and told?
They should use a two headed dildo. That way they’d both be satisfied, so to speak.
I wonder if Amber uses the grapefruit trick? Gosh that’d be hilaaaarious! “I coulda been f-ing a grapefruit this whole time!”
I do not understand this post, and I am afraid of the visual should it be explained to me.
On Thu, Sep 4, 2014 at 7:48 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Oh my Amy , lol . Never thought about that. We will see if on here if Amber told that too. Cracks me up.
I need to know…what is a grapefruit trick?
Google it. I did. Lol
OMG YES! xD I just Googled the video.
OMG, how incredibly dull this season would be without the off the charts insane duo Amber&Jim. What rocks do you have to unearth to find these crazies?
Amber is the one and her little husband Jim. And what is the grapefruit trick?
Please explain the grapefruit, is it as bad as a dirty sanchez ? I never want to use the Urban Dictionary again.
It’s on google coz I had to google it. Seems a lot of mess and I’m not sure I get why, but then I’m not a bloke.
Look it up on google. I was scared to look, but it’s simple. It don’t show nothing but a woman fixing a grapefruit .
Nah it isn’t that dirty. It’s just a lady on youtube doing a tutorial with a grapefruit.
I would tell the beavers living in the Gorga McMansion to go to Jim Marchese’s home. However, after this post it occured to me that he may not be…too into…beavers.
The blind item was definitely about Amber and Jim. Jim was posting on another site using the name “Kevin” and they outed him. He turned tail and ran. What a douche.
Well, you know Jim was awful close to Bobby. And he couldn’t believe Bobby didn’t take his side over Nicole. He acted like a jealous girl over Bobby. Amber does anything for Jim.
Now the tip of your tongue needs to be sterilized. Please Bravo, show us the strap on episode.
If Bravo has the balls to show Kelly Benmison’s full on psychotic break, I can’t see them being shy about some drunk lady sucking on a bottle and babbling about her sex life. These kind of moments are everything this franchise is about: “rich” ladies making fools of themselves for our viewing pleasure.
for those interested, google grapefuit trick and you’ll see a youtube video by “Auntie Angel” in the results
OMG, just OMG, hilarious.
I.am.dying.from.laughter. Can’t breath.
I’m still waiting for my subpoena! A another frivolous lawsuit from a bravo moron would be epic. I don’t know how he thinks he will find the proper jurisdiction for frivolous lawsuit. We don’t play that game down here. Sheree got her ass handed to her by multiple judges. lol.
On Fri, Sep 5, 2014 at 1:22 AM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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It sounded like the microphone was in her tonsils when she started giving head to the dildo inside the grapefruit. Was this supposed to be an enhancement! Just looks like more work and mess to an already labor intensive, jaw straining activity. One plus though is at least you can refresh your palate with the juice from the grapefruit. Who thinks up this shit.
What the hell? I’m too chicken to google it but, how does one get a dildo into a grapefruit? And why? The things I learn here…..
LMAO. Nuna, the video really is not that bad or gross. She’s using props. She just cuts off the ends of a grapefruit, cuts out the center the size of your lover’s penis. It’s a grapefruit cock ring. Yes, that’s right. Then she gives head (the dildo for demonstration purposes) and does with the grapefruit what you normally do with your hand up and down. The noise was horrendous, but it had to be the mic. The noise was more salacious than what she was doing IMO.
Nuno, you made me laugh so much. Love it. I am happy to know more people than me were scared to look at it. I feel like at my age I should know all this stuff but I wasn’t the only one. To me that’s just a mess. And my husband would get mad at me for wasting a grapefruite… Lol
The felatio demo I would have said Melissa, but then with the suing threat, I am going with Amber!
Didn’t the whole strap on thing come out at the party? I remember Dina eluding to it after her fight with Jim.
Dina did know something I think.
#Anal by Bravo? #Take it Like A Manzo? aka The Real Ham Game
Dina made it very clear on WWHL that Jim is a shitweasel.
Also, if Jim threatened to sue Bravo, that explains him not being welcome at the reunion.
On Thu, Sep 4, 2014 at 10:51 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Shitweasel!
Strap on? Well, I imagine ONE of them would have to have a dick.
Cocktail weenies and grapefruits. What a combo.
Amber and Jim. Amber and Jim. Amber and Jim.
Dina FTW!
We will never find out which housewife it is.
funny, it’s usually my husband that cries after i go all in at him with me strap-on.. in his (my husband’s) defense, i must say my arti-phallus is the size of a pullout sleeper sofa….so…
At first I was sure it was Amber, but now I’m wondering about Dina and the unseen Tommy Manzo.
We know it’s amber because Dina explained in one of her first blogs that when she told amber to stick it up jim’s ass, it was because amber had told her something about Jim liked things stuck in his but during sex.
My guess is Jim. The visual of oh sheila!’s husbands enormous ass getting banged by a pullout sleeper sofa strapped to you a good judy!’s waist was an added bonus today.
Strap on = no parts. Mind blown.