This looks like it will be epic! This is the first time they have ever done a reunion show and there are people there from all seasons. The returning couples are Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra, Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden, Joel “JoJo” and Tashaunda “Tiny Haile, Shayne & Nik Lamas-Richie and Farrah Abraham.
We start with Nik and Shayne. Shayne says looking back on their reel makes her realize how stupid all of their problems were at the time. They left the house closer than ever and then tragedy happened. They got pregnant and were so happy. Then one day Shayne collapsed out of the blue. Her eyes rolled back in her head. She had internal bleeding and needed surgery. It turned out that they had to induce a coma and remove the baby in an attempt to save Shayne. Nik was told there was a high chance that she might be in a vegetative state. Nik held the dead fetus in his for two hours and talked to him. Shayne says she is just hearing this for the first time. This is an odd story. I’m just saying. Shayne says that she fell in love with him all over again during the experience. Shayne had a full hysterectomy and can’t have more kids. The dead baby was due the day they filmed the reunion show. This experience finally has their priorities in order. Shayne kept her ovaries in the hysterectomy and the will be having another baby. 
Next up is JoJo and Tiny. I don’t remember a lot about this couple. I can’t remember who was on their episode, but they got overshadowed by someone. JoJo needs alcohol rehab not couples rehab. Tiny cries after their reel. JoJo is still drinking. Doug asks JoJo if he is drunk tonight. He says he is not. Doug says since JoJo is wearing sunglasses and slurring his words, he thought he would ask him. JoJo is threatening to whip Doug’s ass. JoJo is going in on Doug for screwing a 16-year-old. Dr. Jenn tells JoJo he is being very aggressive. Tiny says she is just going to do her. Tiny goes to Al-Anon meetings and finds them helpful.
Dr. Jenn says no other couple has gotten the extreme, visceral reaction for other people in the house and the public in general than Courtney and Doug. Oh! JoJo and Tiny were on with Courtney and Doug and Shayne and Nik and Simon and Alex! They never stood a chance to get any attention or screen time. They got kicked out of the house their season because Courtney would not follow the dress code.
Dr. Jenn asks Courtney and Doug the actual status of their relationship. Courtney says she was no Celebrity Big Brother in the UK and when she got put into that house she totally wanted to be single. I just did a quick check and Courtney stayed for 21 out of the 23 days the game lasted. Courtney cheated on Doug in the Big Brother UK house on live feeds it seems. When she came out of the house she dated and ran around on Doug for 9 months. I guess she needed to get her jollies out.
Shayne is jumping in to comment and is somewhat incredulous but doesn’t seem unkind in her comments. Doug points out that they were respectful in listening to her story. Then drunk (ALLEGEDLY) JoJo chimes in calling Doug a pervert and says “Don’t no one want to hear that shit.” Farrah, who hasn’t piped up at all and who is getting sick of waiting for her time to shine tells Doug she would love to hear his story.” You know, I can totally see Farrah going for Doug if Courtney leaves him. They would be a good match. I don’t even mean that in a shady way. Farrah and Courtney are a lot alike. Farrah demands everyone respect the situation. Did I just use Farrah and respect in the same sentence?
OMG This is a two parter! Next Wednesday before “my episode” of Couples Therapy looks even better. I had forgotten how much I love this show!
Doug says it was a difficult time because he had to watch it on TV. Doug says that the gift out it was that he was able to suggest that the have a separation so that she could go do what she needed to do. Nik says, ” So wait, Doug broke up with you????” JoJo says, “That’s bullshit.” The audience laughs. Courtney says, “He actually…” And then an explosion of reality TV drama explodes. Nik and JoJo mock Doug. Shayne says she tried to warn Courtney that she had wild oats to sow. Farrah keeps jumping in somehow making this about he having a child. Catelynn and Tyler laugh in Farrah’s face. This is the best thing I have seen on TV in MONTHS. I am mesmerized. I will be watching next Wednesday in real-time even if there is a live show where Apollo gets carted off to prison airing on Bravo at the same dayum time. And by the way, coincidentally he must turn himself in next Wednesday so it could happen! But this… this is some good TV. Nik just says, “I just want to know if he broke up with her because she turned 18.” And a much-needed commercial break is taken.
Doug and Courtney try once again to give their update. Courtney says she went through so much in the last year and a half. She is fake crying. She says that hurting him was horrible. Doug says everyone goes through hard times. Courtney says she realizes what a beautiful man she has. Courtney says at the end of the day, (I know but this is actually proper usage) you go home to your spouse, not any of you on the couches or any of you in the audience. She says she now knows that she goes home to a beautiful man, and she has had someone to compare it to now. Catelynn asks if she sees herself with him for the rest of her like. Courtney jokes, “HIS life.” Doug laughs.
Farah says that she thinks it looks pretty bad when a house full of adults gang up on a 16 year old in the Couples Therapy house. JoJo says, “Who the fuck is she?” Farah responds with ” Who the fuck are you? If you want to be rude…” Farah tells Tiny to shut the fuck up. Now Tiny is Set AWWFF! She threatens to snatch her “wig” (newsflash, Tiny, it’s not a wig, it’s called hair) and says them pieces will get pulled out boo (okay there may be some pieces in there) you got me fucked up! Jenn finally stops it and that is when JoJo let’s out “That right there is why she is sitting in a seat by her damn self!” Oh drunk JoJo you do know how to burn Farrah. Farrah says, “That’s right because I’m such a stupid bitch no one showed up.” Then she starts crying. REAL tears for a change because that was a serious blow. Tiny says, “Here the bitch go crying.” Farrah says something about “you put it all over the stage.” Tiny says “You want it to be all over the stage? Say one more thing and you’ll be drug all over this motherfucker!” JoJo is getting up! Someone shouts JoJo no! Cut to Farrah crying.
Next week: Will Doug and Courtney every get to tell their story? Will Catelynn and Tyler? And Catelynn tells Farrah, “We know you don’t need money, you sold your VAGINA!”
OMG that was fantastic. I promise this blog does not do justice to what I just witnessed. YOU MUST WATCH.
The body language by all of the couples was very interesting…
I tried to watch but realized none if the couples I’m curious about were on plus Courtney and Doug give me the creeps….just eewww.
I am looking forward to seeing Evel Dick next week though!
Ummmmm how do you have a “full hysterectomy” but can get pregnant again?? You need a uterus for that!!! Keeping your ovaries just means you won’t go into full blown menopause.
She can harvest her eggs and use a surrogate.
I know right, that story sound crazy. Dr. Jenn should have said something. Shayne must be super human to get pregnant after having a “partial hysterectomy”.
I assume they are going to put her eggs in a surrogate.
On Thu, Sep 4, 2014 at 3:52 PM, Tamara Tattles wrote:
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Wow that is cold, she had confused full and partial hysterectomy. She lost a child and her ability to CARRY a child, she has the ability to produce eggs. She lost a baby and you are concerned with the definition between a full and partial hysterectomy.
She had a full hysterectomy . It’s very easy to look things up if you don’t understand . Oh never mind. Oy!
I said she confused partial and full hysterectomy. She did not say she had an oophorectomy. Couples tend to announce as ” we are pregnant” so no harm, no foul. I just do not think the semantics matter as to what type of hysterectomy she had. Who cares unless you are Adrienne Maloof..
That was sooooo good! I felt really bad for Courtney and Doug. Yes, him marrying her when she was a minor at his age was deplorable, but that was then and this is now. Even though she dressed and acted like a ditzy floozy back then, I still always thought that she seemed to be what I call an “old soul”. She was definitely mature for her age in a lot of ways. Her tears tonight seemed genuine to me. I’m sure I’m in the minority here, but I always liked Courtney. It was really pissing me off the way they all kept interrupting them, but they really held it together well. Shana, although interrupting, was nice. Jojo is a total asshole, and Tiny was acting like a thug. I have no patience for that mindset. She didn’t act that way when they were on the show. I was glad when Farrah jumped in. Besides being orange, Courtney looked very pretty. It was so nice to see her fully clothed. She is legal now, and if they still love each other and want to be together, what’s it to these people or anyone for that matter? Their frustration that they tried to tell them they when they were in the house is understandable, and she acknowledged that she didn’t listen. Men in Hollywood are with women 30+ years younger than them and that seems to be okay with people. IDK…
In the previews for next week, when nasty ass Jojo jumps up towards Farrah it looks like Nick jumps up to protect her. Maybe we’ll actually get to hear the rest of C&D’s story. Also when they call Farrah out about the whole “boyfriend” thing when she was in the house. I can’t wait for part two!
Sorry my comment was so long.
I agree with you and I can’t believe I’m agreeing with anything Farrah said but I agreed with her. Everybody jumping on C&D was unnecessary, especially since Nik and company ran them out of the house the first time.
I was surprised at Tiny – she and her alcoholic husband acted like thugs. I sincerely hope that JoJo (what kind of name is that for a grown man who looks like he is coming up on 60) wasn’t getting up to attack a woman. Dr. Jenn should throw them off the stage – I don’t think anyone is interested in their story – he’s still a drunk and she’s staying but she seems so bitter and angry now.
Jojo’s comments made the reunion for me. Doug is gross. He married a child, “old soul” or not, and this child paraded around the therapy house barely clothed and when she refused to dress decently Dr. Jenn had to enforce a dress code! The men in the house discussed how uncomfortable they felt with this child in the house and they were worried about doing anything that could be construed as child molestation. Courtney had a curfew for god’s sake and couldn’t stay overnight due to child labor laws! So when Jojo, drunk or not, called Doug out on his creepiness he was right on. He also brought up the fact that dumbass Farrah was at a COUPLES therapy reunion and appeared on the show alone and good for him. Looks like that will be discussed more in part two of the reunion. I freaking love the show and the reunion was epic.
@itwasjulie…. I was not responding to your comment but thanks for the speech .
Yeah I gotta say, I agreed with almost every single word you said! “Old soul”, Courtney looks good, felt bad for them, Can’t believe I am agreeing with Farrah, crazy. But you’re not alone!
Oh and glad to know Shana is still a brat and her husband is still super smarmy.
Muy Excellente! I co-sign all that you said. It was riveting, raw, and I could not take my eyes off of it. It was a delicious dish of a reality tv reunion show. Bravo-take note!
Courtney was annoying but they were all really mean to her in the house. She was just a teenager.
This sounds pretty funny. I’m not in the mood to sympathise with Farrah though so hopefully that doesn’t happen.
I lovvvvve Shayne and Nik! I read both of Nik’s blogs and I swear he lives just to belittle and berate Farrah, Doug and Courtney, it’s pretty funny, I’m not gonna lie. I’m definitely watching this AND gonna be following your posts about it 😉
Yes, can’t wait to watch, this show tommorw, on my Dvr! Was so happy to hear that it was so wild! I have missed the silly drama of Couples Therapy!
Are you sure you weren’t watching a preview of American Horror Story: Freak Show?
These Z-list famewhores are all pathetic and contribute absolutely nothing.
Looooooooooove it!!!! It was filmed before a “Live” audience and the wanted $150 per ticket! If I lived near LA and had money to blow…I would have drug my happy ass down there! Could you imagine?
BWAHAHAHAH! I have to watch this for sure! I hope it’s ON DEMAND!
I had this recorded but wasn’t sure if I was going to watch it. Then I saw your blog…..This is great. I have no idea who JoJo is, but I may now be a big fan. Clearly, rules don’t apply to him. I was half asleep while it was on so I will watch it again. Don’t want to miss a thing. I also love how Farrah keeps showing up to Couples Therapy single. That girl is not wired right.
JoJo is/was a very talented singer and writer for those that dont know and he was apart of the R&B group Jodeci. D&C come on…yes hollywood men marry women younger but Courtney was 16 & Doug was 51 what person in there right mind condone this yes she is 20 now but heck he been molesting YES molesting her since 16 it was just nasty that VH1 even allowed this child and child molester to particapate. Farrah is something else she plays the victim and dont own up to her foolishness. Courtney was just as mean to the ADULTS as well….respect your elders. Also Farrah should not have been there she is a little Lindsey Lohan in the making just minus the talent.
After TT’s blog I looked to see i when I could watch this show. Farrah is being paid over $500.000 for stripping in Austin, before tips. She started out doing research like Jennifer Anniston Not to worry, she is starting a fresh frozen restaraunt called FROCO. (Please check out the website) and is homeschooling her daughter. She is Courtney Stodden’s mother sick. She claimed Fox news hacked her Froco website and put porn on it. The girl is off the chain crazy.
Whaaaat???? Lmao I’m afraid to go look.
The really good news is for 200,000 we could buy a franchise from her. She wrote the history of Froco, she is nuts and lacks basic language skills. I almost want to show my positivity and apply for a franchise.
We really try hard to pretend Farrah doesn’t live here.
I moved here to get away from trash like her – she should have fucking stayed in Ft Lauderdale.
Oh, I just had to go look. That mascot, Coba the popping boba confused me. So I look up boba in the urban dictionary and it can refer to a sexual act. Coincidence? Why am I surprised?
That is too funny, Farrah is an embarrassment for Austin. I haven’t been there for years ,but I imagine being on all the list for great towns in America is bringing the usual suspects.
Yes it was quite entertaining . Back door teen mom is a glutton for punishment . I can’t believe she would show up knowing that the whole cast knows she faked her storyline . What is wrong with her?
I love everyone’s comments! Can’t wait for Part 2 & The Premier next week!
Ps. Jodeci used to kill it, back in the day…
I was surprised to see Farrah defend Courtney. I never thought Farrah would stand up for another woman, and it endeared me to her a little bit.
I think farrah knows first hand what it is like to be mocked constantly in the media and RL and had a kindred spirit moment.
I totally agree.
I love how Nik Richie secretly has a thing for the Real Housewives.
Just got a chance to watch it, it was the best!! Wish all their shows could be like this!
I could swear that Courtney and Doug were splitsville.
Where are Alex and Simon from RHoNY? No mention of them. Where are they?