Kim gets a ton of Fed Ex deliveries but is dismayed to discover it is all camping stuff for Kroy. Kroy is forcing the family to go on a camping trip. Kim thinks that taking kids camping is not safe. Does she think a dingo might take her baby?
But before in camping trip, you must take your assistant and your husband to the cosmetic doctor for Botox and a facial peel for Kroy. Fairskinned people should not have those peels, their skin is too sensitive.
Kroy goes over the camping rules which include no cell phones. Brielle is refusing to go, but Kroy says she has no option. Kroy continues on with what to do in case you encounter a bear. Kroy and Kim make fun of Lana’s weight.
Shun arrives with shopping bags from Dick’s Sporting Goods. They try to get Shun to go and she says she doesn’t want to sleep in a tent with the help. Sweetie is no more the help than she is. Kim decides that the babies are not going so Sweetie is staying behind with them. That sucks.
It’s the first morning of camping. Kroy is frying bacon and making breakfast while Kim, Shun, Brielle and Ariana bitch. Seriously? They are practically glamping ffs. Oh and KJ is there. Kroy wants to go fishing and asked the girls to go fishing. Ariana was very successful with finding worms. The lake is beautiful and Kroy and KJ and Ariana are having fun. No one had any luck catching a fish. Not even a nibble.
Finally, Kim drinking out of a red solo cup is appropriate. Kim is finally getting in the groove. Everyone is eating hot dogs and hamburgers and marshmallows around the campfire. Time for campfire games. First two truths and a lie. Shun says she has been a stylist for six years, she’s been arrested for disorderly conduct. And she used to sell shoes to pimps and hos. The lie was the stylist one, she’s been a stylist a lot longer than that. They move on to truth or dare. Brielle asks Kroy when he knew that he wanted to adopt the girls. Kroy said after the second or third date. Truth or Dare for Brielle, did you run the Escalade into the Range Rover. Kroy says they have it on video. Brielle still denies it. Then Shun asks Kim if she misses her mom. Wow, way to ruin the fun vibe, Shun. Kim says no. Brielle seems very sad. Kim says that when her mom sold tabloid stories about Brielle and Ariana having too different dads she crossed a line, permanently. Brielle asks her mom how she thinks they feel. Everyone else has grandparents.
Wow, Kroy’s parents hate Kim and Kroy has stopped talking to his parents too. So sad. Especially for the kids. Kroy says that Kim has done enough to try to fix things with his parents. Kim says she was very hurt by it and it took her away from the happiness in her own family.
Lana says she dated a famous drug dealer and gigolo.
Next Week: Kim gets a consultation to get new boobs. Ariana wants to date.
That was a cute episode.